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âAfter another few years passed, some of the âsavioursâ felt that their was no hope in completing the mission. They were also unwilling to hide and do hard labour like we did. They even decided to use their special abilities and start looting the survivors to make a living! The food supplies of many bases were plunder until there was nothing left! How are you guys saviours?! Youâre clearly demons that god has dispatched to destroy this planet! If youâre not wicked, then youâre arrogant and brainless! What is there for you guys to discuss?â Saying this, the female leaderâs chest heaved in anger as she glared at the two of them.
Standing in front of the seat, Huo Li calmly received the leaderâs angry accusations towards the previous saviours. He didnât refute a single word, but simply frowned and said: âThey are indeed scum of the Salvation Alliance and deserve to receive severe punishment.â qWVxim
When that female leader heard this, her anger slightly dissipated. She then turned towards Xiao Yi, waiting for his opinion on this matter.
The black-haired youth curtly said: âThey ought to be killed.â
Huo Li and the female leader were both stunned when they heard this and turned to look at the black-haired youth in disbelief.
However, Xiao Yi remained completely calm, without the slightest indication that he was joking. He then turned to Huo Li and asked: âThe Salvation Alliance hasnât said that we arenât allowed to kill people. Then, is there a rule that states we arenât allowed to killed our own teammates?â 6oJTBG
Huo Li simply replied in a serious manner: âI donât think thatâs allowed. Did you forget the time you killed me in the Salvation Alliance town?â
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âHow should I address you two? What is the emergency that you two came to the valley base to discuss with me?â 4W7HEX
The two of them naturally couldnât directly say: We want you guys to hand over all your food and make everyone defend the cabbages. Hence, Huo Li stepped forward and handed over the letter that Red Beard Jack had passionately and tearfully written to the female leader Claire. He then said:
âI am Huo Li, a high-ranking missionary of the Salvation Alliance. This is Xiao Yi, also a high-ranking missionary. You can call us Mister Huo and Mister Yi. This is the personal letter of the mine baseâs Red Beard Jack. It records the things we have done in the mine base over the past few days.â
Claire solemnly accepted the letter and read it carefully, but seeing the words âall stored provisionsâ, âmake all kinds of colourful and delicious food out of thin airâ, âsmart cabbageâ, âcontrol machineâ, and âdirectly shout at the smart cabbageâ pass in front of her eyes, the trust that Claire had just raise for the two people instantly turned into full suspicion. Are these two actually swindlers posing as saviours to come steal their food? Or perhaps they are the unscrupulous saviours who were originally roaming around on D planet? However, this was indeed a letter written by Red Beard Jack. Looking at the familiar handwriting, Claire couldnât help but wonder whether Old Jack had gone mad from being undergroundâŚâŚ
The female leader Claire looked sternly at the Mister Huo and Mister Yi, seeming as though she wanted to find flaws from their expressions. However, what made her despair was that these two people looked proper and serious as though they really could talk with cabbages, calmly waiting for her opinion. aM1NZK
âMister Huo, as far as I know, the cabbage written in this letter should be the name of a crop that was grown before the apocalypse. I have never heard of any crop that possesses its ownâŚâŚ wisdom. Hence, I simply cannot hand all the food stored in the base over to you guys.â
âI know that without any proof, making this kind of request is very unreasonable. Then, I will prove it to you.â The black-haired youth said and took out a small cabbage with black ârootsâ from his space. Throwing it onto the ground, the âblack rootsâ automatically drilled into the cave floor, leaving only a lush green cabbage growing on the ground.
The black-haired youth then made an inviting gesture towards the leader Claire: âNow, you can ask it any questions.â
Although the female leader Claire has never seen a cabbage before, she still knew that this was a plant similar to purple algae. How could purple algae open its mouth and speak! Looking around at the guards who were secretly glancing at her, Claire opened her mouth, but in the end, she couldnât bring herself to foolishly ask âwhat is one plus oneâ? Ja4o7t
Standing to one side, Huo Li felt a little impatient with todayâs slow progress. Hence, he walked forward a few steps and crouched down in front of the lush green cabbage. Reaching out a hand to âaffectionatelyâ pat its leaves, he then asked in a soft tone as though he were coaxing a child:
âLittle cabbage ah, come, tell uncle, what is one plus one?â
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Everyone: This time, the Salvation Alliance didnât send robbers over to save the world. This time, they sent over a fool!
The black-haired youth also tried his best to maintain a decent smile while inwardly gnashing his teeth in anger. He controlled the black strands in the ground to form a mouth and then replied with a childâs voice: PDjE6M
âOne plus one equals two.â The little cabbage shook its leaves and replied in boredom.
This sudden childish voice caused the female leader and the guards inside the cave to all jump in fright! They stared blankly at the cabbage that was still shaking its leaves.
A few seconds passed, but they still hadnât come back to reality! The female leader Claire also crouched down and leaned in close to carefully look at the cabbage. Then, she subconsciously slowed down her words and asked:
âThen, do you know what is two plus two?â mPbiCR
âItâs four. This is too simple!â The cabbage continued to reply in a childâs voice.
This time, the female leader clearly saw that the voice really was coming out of this little cabbage! However, Claire still reached out in disbelief and gently examined the tender green leaves of the cabbage. It seemed like she firmly believed that there was a miniature microphone hidden inside!
The black-haired youth directly manipulated the cabbage to shake its body and use its black roots to crawl out of the ground. He controlled it to jump onto Claireâs palm and let her examine to her heartâs content!
Claire was startled by the cabbageâs sudden movement and almost threw it away! However, she still relied on her many years of training as the valley base leader to steady her mind. She carefully held the cabbage in her hands and thoroughly looked it all over, but she really couldnât find any traces of a microphone. jx7EKZ
To the side, Huo Li looked at part of his âlittle boyfriendâsâ body that was in this womanâs hands. It also obediently raised its leaves and roots from time to time along with Claireâs examination! Huo Liâs expression was so dark that it could rain. When the female leader had just finished inspecting, Huo Li stepped forward and took away the cabbage. Holding it in his hand, he gently asked:
âLittle cabbage, we not only know how to count numbers, right? Come, show uncle a dance, okay?â
The black-haired youth cursed in his heart: Huo Li! Fuck you!
However, in order to dispel Claireâs doubts, he controlled the roots to support the cabbageâs flat and plump body. Swaying its leaves and spinning in circlesâŚâŚ it really started to dance! pC NUY
This time, Claire was basically already believing in the smart cabbage statement. The other guards in the cave also looked at the smart cabbage in awe and curiosity.
Huo Li was holding the cabbage dancing in his palm as though he were holding a priceless treasure. His pampering gaze was practically drowning it. Then, Big Boss Huo was so beside himself with joy that he lost his senses and said:
âCome, little cabbage. Tell Uncle Huo Li, does uncle look handsome?â
Under everyoneâs unanimous attention, the little cabbage stopped spinning and faced Huo Li as though it were looking at his deep phoenix eyes, high nose bridge and thin lips. HqTZ6P
Then, it waved its leaves and childishly said to Huo Liâs handsome face that was almost within reach:
âYouâre! Handsome! My! Ass!â