Chapter 11 â Villager A Plays Matchmaker (Part 1)
Chapter 13 â Villager A Really Wants to Fly Chapter 12 â Villager A Plays Matchmaker (Part 2) Chapter 11 â Villager A Plays Matchmaker (Part 1) Chapter 10 â Villager A Meets Someone Unreliable in the Valley of the Flying Dragon Chapter 9 â Villager A Increases His Guild Rank Chapter 8 â Villager A Skips Grades and Graduates Chapter 7 â Villager A Learns Alchemy in a Suspicious Store Chapter 6 â Villager A Learns How to Use the Sword Chapter 5 â Villager A Engages in Item Trading Chapter 4 â Villager A Seeks the Treasure in the Ruins Chapter 3 â Villager A Sneakily Slips out of Town Chapter 2 â Villager A Cleans Sewers and Becomes a Master of Concealment Chapter 1 â Villager A Recalls Memories of His Previous Life.
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âUm⊠so god, what am I supposed to do?â
âSo, hereâs the thing. I want you to help this boy score a wife.â
ââŠwhat?â
âHuh? Itâll be a problem if you start losing your hearing at your age, you know? Anyway, I said I want you to help this here Jerome find a wife.â
Apparently, I didnât hear it wrong. Why is god making me help a wyvern lord get married?
âThatâs because if Jerome and his beloved Melissa have a kid, with my blessings, the kid would have the potential to become a Sky Dragon.
âUm. I have no idea what youâre talking about.â
âOh, I see. You donât know much about this sort of thing, do you, Allen? Well, itâs a long story so⊠ah well, whatever. Iâll give you my blessing if you help Jerome and Melissa get a little lovinâ. Howâs that?â
What should I do..?
Anyway, I donât think itâs a bad deal.
âOkay. Iâll give it a shot.â
âI knew if it was you, youâd definitely agree. You know, I was just about to leave theăBook of the Wind Godăhere and go home because it was getting annoying, but thankfully you came! Now thisâll be a perfect way to kill time.â
Hmm? Didnât this guy say something really irresponsible just now?
âA-a-a-addenâŠâ
Jerome bit his tongue when he tried to speak. Wow, Iâm supposed to help this guy, huh?
âAll right, all right. Iâll help you in any way I can. So, whatâs this Melissa girl like?
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Jerome, youâre squirming.
Show some backbone, will you? Arenât you a man?
âHmm. Let me show you.â
As God said this, a screen appeared in front of me. In it was a lone white wyvern lord flying gracefully in the sky. It had a familiar ribbon wrapped around its tail.
Oh, so this really was how it was.
I entered the scenario too early. Iâm sure that if I hadnât come at this point, the God of Wind will have gotten bored and left theăBook of the Wind Godăin this temple and returned to the divine realm.
But Jerome will do his best to win Melissa anyway, and become a married couple. And when they had just become husband and wife, had a child, and were about to reach the peak of their happiness, was when Amy and the others came in and destroyed everything.
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Yeah, thatâs rough, buddy.
âHm? Allen, why do you think of the future as a fact? Well, thatâs okay, Allen, youâve already promised to help, so you canât wait for me to go away, okay? Donât worry, if you donât help and run away, Iâll send you to hell in a heartbeat.â
âOh. Thatâs not reassuring at all.â
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Okay, letâs think of something else.
âAlright, then letâs start the strategy meeting. A great strategist once said, âIf you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battlesâ. So letâs start by getting to know her. So Jerome, tell me about Melissaâ
Jerome, youâre squirming.
I want to punch this guy. Heâs seriously driving me crazy.
âYou wonât be able to do anything at this rate! Hurry up and spit it out!â
âI-Iâll tell you, Iâll tell you⊠Donât be so angry.â
âOkay, tell me everything you know.â
âY-yes. Melissa is a white wyvern girl with a trademark stylish bow t-tied around her tail. Sheâs very prettyâŠâ
âAnd then? What what does she like?â
Jerome, you look troubled.
âWait, have you even talked to her?â
Jerome, youâre sweating.
âThen arenât you just some stranger to her? I mean, honestly, arenât you just some stalker?â
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Jerome, you look shocked.
âHaaa⊠alright then, weâll start by saying hello and getting to know her a bit more.â
Jerome youâre squirming.
âIs. That. Clear?â
âH-hiiiiiâ
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We got God to take us closer to where Melissa was resting her wings.
âOkay, you got this. First greet her like this: âHello. My name is Jerome. Thatâs a nice and stylish ribbon. May I sit next to you?â And then you talk to her. Then while youâre talking to her, randomly ask her about her hobbies and favorite food and whatnot, and then you compliment her on it and after awhile, ask her if she wants to go out with you sometime. Go on, you can do this.â
Jerome flaps his huge body into the air and flies to Melissa.
I watch Melissa from a distance with God.
Jerome landed at Melissaâs side and he shuffles on closer to her.
Melissa raises her head and glances at Jerome.
âWho the hell are you? You want something?â
âH-h-h-heâŠâ
Melissa made a face like she was looking at trash and then she just flew away.
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âAll right, so hereâs our next move. If you canât talk to her, then letâs give her a gift. Whatâs something wyvern girls like?â
âYeah, yeah, uh, uh, uh, meat?â
âAll right, letâs go with that. Are you ready?â
âY-y-yes!â
Then Jerome flew off into the distance.
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And so here I was with god, watching Melissa from a distance.
After a while, Jerome, with blood all over his face, flew in with a huge worm in his mouth.
As soon as Melissa saw Jerome, she let out a scream and flew away.
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âOkay, if you canât talk or give a gift, youâll have wow her with fashion. What do wyvern girls think looks cool?â
âYeah, yeah, yeah, um, um, a crown of flowers?â
âWell, if you say so. Letâs go with that. Are you ready?â
âY-y-yes!â
And so Jerome flew off into the distance.
And so here I was with god, watching Melissa from a distance.
After a while, some kind of huge clump of trees and grass comes flying by.
When that strange object landed on Melissaâs side, she let out a scream and flew away.