Chapter 650: You are really Handsome
Chapter 650: You are really Handsome
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Duan Jiudeâs words almost tumbled everyone in this area.
A moment ago, the two of them were about to start a fierce fight!
When Xu Que mentioned the New Orleans Roasted Chicken Leg Burger and the Hot and Spicy Crayfish, Duan Jiude was distracted immediately!
How could he say the rule of cultivators should be clarified? How could he ask if the New Orleans Roasted Chicken Leg Burger and the Hot and Spicy Crayfish are delicious?
What kind of cultivators rule was this?
âThey are extremely delicious!â Xu Que sneered and took out a bag of New Orleans drumsticks from the System Package.
Duan Jiudeâs eyes widened immediately. He had tasted the grilled chicken wings made by Xu Que and they were unforgettable. He could make chicken wings into delicacies, let alone the drumsticks!
âDamn! Little brat, it turns out you still have a huge inventory! F*ck! Iâve been hungry for a long time! Why didnât you take them out earlier?â Buttfaceâs eyes also lit up and he rushed over without even considering the threat of Duan Jiude.
At the same time, Duan Jiude said, âLittle brat, I am nothing but honest. Frankly speaking, you are really handsome, attractive, smart and majestic! Youâre a true role model to the young generation!â
Everyone was stunned and completely confused. Their faces were question marks.
If I remember correctly, just now you said you would punch him to death!
âHeh-heh, donât waste your words here,â Xu Que said. âThis time I wonât allow you to steal food from me! Also, according to the rule of cultivators, one should fill his empty stomach before a fight. Now I am going to prepare some food. Donât bother me!â He started to prepare his food by taking out a charcoal burner and an iron pan.
At the same time, he sneered in his heart that this Duan Jiude was really a weirdo immune to both soft and hard tactics but quite vulnerable in front of delicious foods.
The Taoist Body beside Xu Que, made a fire and ignited the charcoal burner immediately. The oil in the iron pan was also heated quickly!
Xu Que took out a New Orleans drumstick and put it in the iron pan directly!
Sizzle! The drumstick and the hot oil crashed into each other, and it looked quite artistic! The white smoke and the sweet smell spread out instantly.
Duan Jiude couldnât keep his seat, so he said, âYoung man, according to the rule of cultivators, one should fill his stomach indeed, which means both parties should eat! You canât eat alone!â
âI like eating alone. Itâs none of your food!â
âEating alone is illegal!â
âBullsh*t! Stay away! Otherwise, youâll be considered the loser of this fight!â
âItâs okay! Life is full of winners and losers!â
âWhy are you so shameless? I warn you, if you come any closer, I will smack you to death!â
âAs a young man, you are really too rude! You have no sense for respecting the old and loving the young at all! Also, Iâm only looking! Iâm not even close to you!â
âNot close? How dare you say youâre not close? Your face is almost touching the drumstick ⌠Holy sh*t! Donât drool on my food!â
Their noisy argument made the onlookers quite speechless.
The two of them are really weirdos! They are weirdo elites! Normal people cannot know what they are thinking!
Along with the diffusion of the sweet smell given off from the drumstick grilling in the iron pan, all onlookers were unable to remain calm anymore.
All of them were the best among the young generation. Each of them was a Holy Son or Holy Virgin; they were high ranking and had enjoyed all kinds of delicacies. Now they were in the Void Training Stage, so all of them had been practicing inedia for a long time.
However, when this sweet smell entered their nostrils, they couldnât help but swallow with the urge to eat.
After giving all his cultivation achievements to his Taoist Body, Xu Que was still a Four-Star Chef, who was quite good at cooking. Now he could even enchant an ordinary drumstick, which were much more enchanting than the grilled chicken wings he used to make.
Duan Jiude couldnât stand it anymore; he couldnât even stand upright. He squatted down on the ground with Buttface. Both of them stretched out their heads close to the iron pan and enjoyed the sweet smell closely. They were intoxicated!
âI canât stand it anymore! This guyâs cooking is extraordinary!â Buttface howled, raking earth with his paws laboriously.
Duan Jiude nodded to show his approval. âOf course! Iâve enjoyed numerous delicacies, but Iâve never smelled such amazing food! Do you know what the most important factor is though?â
âWhat is it?â Buttface asked curiously.
âThe man cooking is so attractive! He is indeed a flawless young man favored by God!â Duan Jiude started to lick Xu Queâs shoes without any hesitation.
âExactly! When I met this young man for the first time, I knew he was a gifted person!â Buttface also flattered Xu Que by imitating Duan Jiude.
Duan Jiudeâs expression changed immediately, âWhat? Really? I also got this feeling when I saw him for the first time! I didnât expect you to be so insightful! Please forgive my disrespect!â
âIt doesnât matter! Youâre also extraordinary! Among all the cultivators in this world, Iâll only raise my hat to you!â
âMy brother Buttface, today we should drink together. When this drumstick is done, letâs eat and chat!â
âSure! My brother Jiude, today weâll enjoy ourselves and get plastered!â
The old man and the dog started to flatter each other like this. It seemed both of them regretted not knowing each other earlier and had forgotten the unpleasantness just now. They even started to call each other brothers!
The onlookers were so embarrassed that they almost wanted to spit blood.
They had never seen a shameless man and a brazen dog like them!
Thatâs why he is Duan Jiude!
Buttface could be his competitor!
Together with Xu Que, who is so good at scamming, this combination of two men and one dog could be invincible!
âDamn! The World of Cultivators will face an imminent disaster!â someone said anxiously.
âXu Que, Duan Jiude, and a dog . . . we can address them as the combination Que, De, and Dog!â
âThey are the three scums of the World of Cultivators! No, they are the three scourges!â
At this moment, along with a crisp frying sound, Xu Que flipped over the drumstick. The sweet smell became more intense instantly, which lightened the hearts and refresh the minds of everyone in the area!
Many people couldnât help but swallow. Their cultivations were even getting agitated because of the sweet smell!
âWhat the hell is that meat? Why is it so delectable?â
âI feel my True Core Strength circulating rapidly just smelling it! I bet I could have a breakthrough in my cultivation by eating that meat!â
âWait! I also have this feeling!â
The onlookers started to mutter their surprise.
Compared to the shamelessness of Duan Jiude and Buttface, Xu Queâs cooking skill was more amazing for the onlookers!
âI remember this guy cooked a food called âsmelly tofuâ during the Stone-Cutting Convention. That Smelly Tofu could really enhance userâs Soul Strength!â
âCould this drumstick also strengthen cultivation?â
âItâs horrible! How could such a miraculous item exist in this world?â
âRight!? Itâs normal to realize those effects with pills and elixirs, but how could he realize those effects with some foods?â
The more they muttered, the more fearful they became. They got a vague feeling that Xu Queâs cooking skill would surpass all ancient skills and amaze his contemporaries!
Even though heâd destroyed his cultivation and had become an ordinary person, the big families and sects would still make up to him because of his extraordinary cooking skill, which could even be more powerful than the magic arts of the Nine-Star Pill Refiners!
âOh, it is almost done!â Xu Que, who was focusing on grilling the drumstick, smiled.
He took out bread and cut it open down the middle before heating it in the iron pan. Then, he inserted the drumstick into the bread together with a lettuce leaf, cheese, and salad.
Along with the addition of various ingredients, a New Orleans Grilled Drumstick Burger with the perfect color, smell and taste combination appeared in his hand! Plumes of white smoke made the entire burger so picturesque, which was more attractive than any of the propaganda posters on Earth!
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âLittle brat, I would like to be the first one to nibble it!â Buttfaceâs eyes lit up and he was about to grab the burger with his paw.
âWait! This rough work should be left to me!â Duan Jiude also rapidly tried to seize the burger.
However, no matter how fast they were, Xu Que managed to put the burger back into the System Package thanks to his early preparation!
âYoung man, you canât do that! You should respect the old and love the young!â Duan Jiude said impatiently. The thing he couldnât stand the most was not eating something in front of him!
Xu Que calmly said, âYou can have it as long as you turn in the two Genesis Herbs!â