Transmigrating into a Mob Character to Rehabilitate the Villain Plan Vol 1 Chapter 1
Jan 04, 2017
Chapter 1:
In <laughing>, a neither obscure nor popular harem novel, the strongest character is the protagonist, and the second strongest is the villain.</laughing>
Every time the villain does anything outrageous, itās always the protagonist who stops him in time.
Having the traits of a āPerfect Husbandā archetype, the villain would always persevere, fighting back time and time again. Using even his life for the sake of victory, he was forever locked in a love-hate, mutually destructive relationship with the protagonist in every sense of the phrase.
Today was a very important day. As a die-hard fan of this novel, Ling Xia was prepared to pull an all-nighter sitting in front of his computer, refreshing the novelās page again and again, waiting for the latest update.
The author said that heād release the final chapter on time tonight. In other words, after a year and three months of following this story, the battle between the villain and the protagonist has finally reached its thrilling conclusion!
Only, after having reread the final chapter three whole times, eyes almost popping out in disbelief, he suddenly coughed up blood in indignation, spraying it across the computer screenā
The fuck, Iāve been following this for so long, painstakingly voting every month, and turns out it was for this kind of almost-everyone-dies ending?!
Thatās right, when writing the final confrontation where the villainous boss gets defeated by the protagonist, the author lost all of his marbles!
In the five thousand words of the final chapter, the protagonistās immortally elegant and super powerful master died!
The loved by all, incredibly cute and adorable magical beast, also died!
The protagonistās entire group of bros, needless to say, was completely annihilated!
And the worst part is, his favorite member of the protagonistās harem, a goddess excelling in both beauty and kindness, even the charming MuRong Xue died when protecting the protagonist with her body!
To be more precise, aside from the protagonist and a few girls fromĀ his harem, the entire population of the world was pretty much destroyed by the villainās colossal puppet army!
Because of the villainās ultimate destruction plan, the worldās energy circuits were greatly disrupted, causing imbalance among all living things. Finally, because of the ultimate weapon, the entire worldās continental shelves collapsed into pieces. Itās basically a doomsday taken straight out of the apocalyptic predictions of 2012!
It was only through the protagonistās extraordinary luck and power that he was barely able to desperately overcome this crisis and save a piece of holy land and part of his harem.
Because of this, the protagonist was rendered powerless and unable to defend against the villainās next attack. This lead to the goddess of Ling Xiaās heart, MuRong Xue, throwing herself in front of the protagonist without a second thoughtĀ to block the villainās heaven-splitting strike. Her beautiful existence was extinguished just like that.
ā¦The fuck, this kind of rage inducing scenario is absolute bullshit!!!
Facing the endless desolation of the destroyed continent and the tragic view of corpses as far as the eye can see, the kindhearted protagonist finally hardened his heart and chose to thoroughly eliminate the villain. This is how the novel described it:
Darkness gradually descended and a loud boom sounded across the sky as large drops of rain began to fall, but when Song XiaoHu (protagonist) lowered his head and vacantly stared at Yu ZhiJue (villain) lying in the mud at deathās door, his expression held not even the slightest trace of joy.
Yu ZhiJue slowly opened his dark, frozen eyes, and his lips tugged into a faint smile. āFinallyā¦ ā¦Iām freeā¦ ā¦This kind of repulsive worldā¦ ā¦should be completely destroyedā¦ ā¦ā
Destroyed your frickinā sister!!!
Ling Xia was close to flipping his table, wishing he could crawl through the monitor and spit a mouth full of blood on the authorās face.
Did the author write this as a way of lashing out against the world?
Is this kind of ending suppose to imply that the protagonist will take his remaining harem members and repopulate the world, reverting back to a farming society?! Since his favorite goddess-like girl already died, for what reason is the protagonist even still alive? Why didnāt they go die together?!
The normally peaceful discussion board had already erupted in flames. One after another, the female fans who liked the villain and the male fans who liked MuRong Xue were all posting complaints about being unable to accept this ending.
Ling Xia, also feeling bitter and indignant, grabbed his keyboard and started typing furiously all in one go. After following this novel for so long, what he wanted to read about was not the destruction of the world at the hands of some evil and arrogant villain with loose screws in his head! What he wanted to read about was the protagonist leading his beautiful harem and group of bros, and just as the title says, laugh proudly while adventuring across the world! With everyone dead, like hell thereād be any laughter, much less pride! Thereās no way heād ever accept this kind of ending!
The fuck! What the literal fuck!!
This novel doesnāt have many die-hard fans, and the author usually sticks to writing only, rarely interacting with the readers. However, this time Ling Xiaās complaint immediately received a reply from the author:
Yu ZhiJue is my most beloved antagonist and MuRong Xue is my favorite heroine, so therefore itās this kind of ending. ā_ā In the first place, Iām just writing for fun, no need to take it so seriously, hehe, *petpet*
ā¦āHeheā your frickinā sister! To hell with that *petpet*!
You might have been writing for fun, but I was passionately, earnestly following this story up until now!
Fine, make the villain you love turn to the dark side and fall into ruin along with the world! Give me back my beautiful goddess first!
It should be noted that all the villains up until now, whether big or small, have either been defeated by the protagonist or ended up getting reformed by the protagonist, later becoming his comrade!
As expected of an author with loose screws in his head, to write this kind of bogus, shameless, shit ending!
Ling Xiaās entire face was red with anger. Compared to this kind of sham ending, heād rather a preposterous one where the villain falls for the protagonist, and hand in hand, they go off to discover a whole new world together! Even BL is better than tragedy!
At this point, his emotions are no longer within the realm of being heartbroken, heās already reached the point of wanting to destroy all of society!
The heart of a nerdy male isnāt something to carelessly trample!
Grinding his teeth, Ling Xia stared at this reply from the author for a few minutes, and quickly did a face-heel turn from a fan to a hater.
Aching in his heart and soul, for the first time in his life he began to write a lengthy, hate review. Moreover, at the very end, he left his heartfelt wishes and blessings:
To the author whoās lost his mind, let all the instant noodles you eat come without a flavor packet!
When going to the toilet, the only thing you have to wipe with is an instant noodle flavor packet!
All the girls you pursue are sapphists! Ultimately you also end up as a confirmed bachelor!
May your chrysanthemum[1]Ā get pierced thousands and thousands of times!
Transmigrate to another world as a mob! Become cannon fodder for the main character and die as soon as possible!
The angryĀ clack clackĀ sounds of keys tapping continued without break for half an hour. After clicking [Reply], Ling Xia once again looked at the screen full of angry exclamation marks, poured a cup of iced beer, and finally felt like heād vented some of the grief and indignation in his heart. And like so, he went to bed.
Of course, if he had known the destiny that awaited him, he would definitely have chosen to chop off that pair of wretched hands instead of inviting calamity by writing that review. At the very least, heād leave out the curses about transmigrating into a mob character and getting your chrysanthemum pierced.
The next morning, after being awoken by a cacophony of voices, Ling Xia drowsily rubbed his eyes and thought he was still dreaming. He sluggishly propped himself up, only to discover that surprisingly, he was lying on a pile of straw in a corner while nearby, a dusty dog was in the middle of lifting his leg and peeing.
Ling Xia looked down, only now realizing that his body was amiss. In front of his eyes were a pair of extremely dirty but distinctly thin and weak hands. These definitely arenāt his hands!
āā¦ ā¦This dream is really too weird,ā Ling Xia mumbled to himself while rubbing his temples, but after he violently pinched himself and almost jumped up from the painā The fuck, did I end up transmigrating?!
As a nerdy male who preferred staying at home year-round, Ling Xia naturally knew plenty of famous transmigration stories, even if he did always look down upon those lame MCs who went to a different world and curb-stomped everything with their OP cheats. This is also the reason he liked <laughing>, because the protagonist there wasnāt someone who crossed over.</laughing>
Itās completely absurd how the act of crossing over could somehow transform a loser into a winner in life! When Ling Xia read these kinds of plots before, he had laughed a few times, but now that heās also joined their ranks, he honestly couldnāt bring himself to utter even a single āhahaā.
Despite drowning in feelings of turmoil, Ling Xia still quickly got to his feet. He needed to confirm what kind of place he was currently in. When he saw the tattered, rag-like state of his clothes, his expression turned distraughtā Clearly, the status of the person heād become wasnāt very good.
Itās still early right now, with very few pedestrians walking in the wide, empty streets. Ling Xia pushed the twisted lump of hair in front of his face to the back of his head, turned, and coincidentally saw a store not far away with a large sign bearing the words āLong Fei Roasted Pancakesā.
Ling Xiaās heart seized, now completely certain of his hypothesis. The novel began with the protagonist leaving the desert mountains before wandering to a mundane, small town with a very concise and bold sounding nameāLong Fei[2], the place where the protagonist and the villain met.
Now, should he choose to deviate from the plot or stick with it? It should be noted that staying beside the protagonist is to be constantly exposed to danger. Heās basically a second Conan[3], incidents occurring anywhere and everywhere he goes, so unless one has the divine protection of an MC, itās better to stay far away. But, if he ignores the protagonist and disregards the story line, without a doubt, the end result would be getting destroyed by villain along with this entire continentā¦ ā¦
Moreover, the most important, most crucial point is, how far has the plot advanced as of now?
Shit! Heās just a techie who preferred staying at home, reading novels in his free time and browsing for certain things online, the same as any other guy. Itās not like heās ever committed any crimes or acts to offend the Heavens! Isnāt it just a bit of criticism towards an untrustworthy and heartless author, oh great God of Transmigration, why go so far as to throw someone into this kind of dangerous and treacherous, high-strung tragic harem story?
By now, his stomach was growling nonstop, starved for who knows how long and twisting into knots. Ling Xia listlessly rubbed his empty belly, briefly not knowing what he should do.
āErDan, youāre hungry right? Hereās a roasted pancake.ā A dirty hand suddenly reached towards him, gripping a sallow roasted pancake dusted with a few clear, black fingerprints.
Ling Xia raised his head, stunned, abruptly catching sight of a brat thatās around ten years old. Even though his face was black and dirty, obscuring his features, his dark as ink eyes shined exceptionally bright, and on his chubby cheeks, two dimples faintly revealed themselves. When Ling Xia saw the lightning-shaped pendant hanging from a red string around the boyās neck, he was immediately struck dumbā Holy fuck, the protagonist!
It should be noted that, while the protagonist started off as a beggar at the beginning of the story, later on in the novel, his status had reached astonishing and awe-inspiring levels of fame comparable to that of Luffyās! This pendant was the crucial proof in establishing his identity, and back when Ling Xia was following the novel, this reveal excited him to the point of chaos, driving him to slap the table and shout in exhilaration.
The protagonistās appearance may fall a bit short compared to the villainās, butĀ he hasĀ a pair of deep, profound eyes, capable of moving both holy maidens and demonic enchantresses with its heart-piercing gaze. When faced with these endlessly dark and jewel-like eyes, Ling Xia was rendered speechless.
āHeās a retard, doesnāt even know to eat when hungry. Giving him thatās just a waste.ā A very pompous and crisp young boyās voice sounded from behind, carrying traces of impatience.
Ling Xia stiffly turned around, and as expected, there was another young boy currently side-eyeing him. Unlike the dirty and ragged appearance of the protagonist, although his clothes were also very old, they were exceptionally neat and tidy, and even his extremely fair and delicate face had been washed clean. When he saw the crimson mole beneath the corner of the boyās right eye, Ling Xia momentarily blanked outā Holy fuck, the villain!
The female fans who followed this sham story pretty much all agree that even if the villain was evil in all sorts of ways, heās delightfully cute in many other aspects. A clean freak, fanatical, vigorously passionate, gorgeous, and even well-versed in both literature and art. Add to that his exceptionally enchanting mole, he simply possessed all kinds of deadly charm points! (Ling Xia: How I deeply wish to comment on the ridiculousness of the name āYu ZhiJueā![4])
Looking at the cute, steamed bun-shaped protagonist and villain pair before his eyes, Ling Xia moodily brooded in silenceā To be involved in the plot so quickly, why this!!!
Looks like the God of Destiny alreadyĀ made the choice for him, and as expected, the purpose of being transported into this novel was probablyĀ toĀ witness the protagonist and villain love and kill each otherā¦ ā¦
[1]: slang for anus, itāll come up again in the future
[3]: alluding to the MC of Case Closed/Detective Conan, a human magnet for trouble/murder mysteries
[4]: Yu(å¾”) means imperial, to resist, or to govern, Zhi(ä¹) is a possessive article, and Jue(ēµ) means to vanish/disappear, and is also half of the word for despair(ēµę), so as the person who destroyed the world,Ā please infer for yourself