But no matter where the bottom line was, when Chen Yuanhao delivered two invitation letters the very next day, Gu Bai was still terrified by this kind of god-like capability in handling matters. \n
He truly was a for home and travel<sup>1</sup> top-notch expert in killing, setting fires, picking up girls, and running errands!\n
If this kind of person could be abducted for Tiandu City, he would surely be able to raise another really big batch of loyal dogs! Fist pump!\n
Gu Bai couldn’t help but stare at the venerable Chen Yuanhao, his eyes sparkling. \n
At first he wrote this little underling sheerly to draw attention to the psychopath protagonist’s grand domineering aura, but now his heart was starting to stir, what should he do……\n
Chen Yuanhao shrank his body down, his whole body’s top to bottom elegance and magnificence was curbed so that there wasn’t a trace of it remaining, he was practically the most austere person in the entire world, don’t you think so!\n
Once he noticed that gaze continuously settled on his body, he couldn’t help but shrink down more, hating that he couldn’t drill through the floor, and his bearing became even more deferential.\n
City Lord, don’t keep looking, if you keep looking at me, I will be killed!\n
Qiu Tu: ……Serves that egotistical peacock right. \n
Of course he could tell that what Tiandu City’s City Lord took a fancy on was Chen Yuanhao’s matter handling capability, but with this person’s lecherous reputation outside, from his Master’s perspective……if Qiu Tu was living in modern times, he would definitely light a candle<sup>2</sup> for Chen Yuanhao. \n
Qiguan Rui laughed softly, “Yuanhao, within the next few days, excluding the placements from the academy, give me a complete identity list for all the participants of the Python Slaughtering Conference.”\n
Chen Yuanhao was very much forced into a bitter situation , “……Yes, Master.”\n
What about what you already said about only needing information for Qingtian Academy……mighty and majestic Master, must your mind change so quickly!\n
Qiu Tu: Fortunately my presence is weak.\n
Taking into consideration that in any case there was still some co-worker camaraderie between the two of them, he discreetly patted Chen Yuanhao’s shoulder.\n
Brother, I’m very optimistic about you.\n
Chen Yuanhao just left in delicate pitiful sobs<sup>3</sup>……ah no, he was leaving with a mournful wailing<sup>4</sup> expression.\n
Qiu Tu didn’t dare say too much, for fear that the Master would breathe down his neck, so he also immediately left.\n
In the courtyard, only Gu Bai, whose waist had been embraced, Qiguan Rui, four female servants, and the little white flower (man-eating flower), Yun Menglian, remained.\n
Qiguan Rui gave a gentle laugh.\n
The four female servants immediately took the little white flower away forcibly, and withdrew from sight with a “whoosh”.\n
Qiguan Rui looked towards Gu Bai and once again gave a gentle laugh. \n
Gu Bai: “……”\n
The next moment, he felt a sudden weightlessness, and was forcibly carried off into the bedroom. \n
Landing point: On the bed.\n
Position: Laying down facing upwards.\n
Load-bearing weight: One person.\n
Thoughts……\n
Very fucking heavy!\n
Gu Bai looked at the close-up handsome face, and opened his mouth, wanting to speak.\n
And then……”Wuwuwu!”\n
A soft thing wandered into his mouth, and messily stirred up the inside. \n
Not carrying out any activities for many days seemed to have made the person on top of him somewhat thirsty, he sucked with even more strength, with a type of vigour as if he wanted to devour Gu Bai, entwining around Gu Bai’s tongue, persisting even at the cost of his life.\n
Gu Bai widened his eyes, and could see it all very clearly.\n
Qiguan Rui’s expression was extremely infatuated, as well as extremely intoxicated……he looked as if he was tasting some sort of superb delicacy, plundering away every drop of bodily fluid in his mouth to his heart’s content.\n
……Fuck he really doesn’t want to use “bodily fluid” to describe saliva ah!<sup>5</sup>\n
Gu Bai’s eyes bulged with shame.<sup>6</sup>\n
An author’s force of habit was truly not good.\n
Once upon a time he did describe people as “the gratifyingly sweet rain after a long drought”, with “soft, supple lips”, “smooth pearly white teeth”, and “a fragrant soft palate”, all this amorous eroticism was nothing difficult to write, so why did it feel so weird when it came to be his turn?\n
Gu Bai, mind once again buzzing with ideas, felt a sudden pain on the tip of his tongue.\n
He concentrated his attention, then saw the dissatisfaction in Qiguan Rui’s eyes.\n
Gu Bai was slightly irritated.\n
What else do you want from Laozi in order to cooperate<sup>7</sup> with you!\n
In both this life and the past life, Laozi has never eaten meat,<sup>8</sup> why the fuck do you think everyone would be as extraordinarily talented as you, you perverted stud-horse! \n
Qiguan Rui’s brain circuit once again had a slight deviation from Gu Bai’s.\n
As a matter of fact, he didn’t really want Gu Bai to truly, with over-the-top invincible prowess, turn heaven and earth upside down through tussling kissing techniques with him – – to him, Gu Bai’s current slow-wittedness was only extremely normal. \n
What he wasn’t satisfied with, was that Gu Bai’s mind was wandering off again!\n
This was blatant disdain for his technique!\n
So, Qiguan Rui vengefully kissed Gu Bai, while fixedly staring into his eyes, not blinking at all. \n
Gu Bai met with his vision for three minutes……then blinked and lowered his eyes.\n
Laozi can’t beat you, the literal embodiment of having no eyelids!\n
However, it goes without saying, Gu Bai didn’t get absent-minded a second time.\n
Soon afterwards, Qiguan Rui kissed even deeper, the tip of his tongue almost reaching Gu Bai’s throat, that kind of depth……if it wasn’t for his appearance not changing, Gu Bai would have suspected that Qiguan Rui was using his forked serpent tongue. But, in spite of this, Gu Bai continued to have the feeling of being deeply invaded. \n
It was just like there was something about to follow in suit with this deep kiss, plunging all the way in until it reached his internal organs. \n
And Qiguan Rui’s actions were still yet to stop. \n
He untied Gu Bai’s belt with one hand, gently slipping under his inner clothing, beginning a thorough all over caress. \n
The position of those kisses, also began to move from Gu Bai’s lips and tongue to his lower jaw, then further down his neck, slowly moving downwards……in his trail, every inch of skin was densely sucked and kissed, leaving countless hickeys of different shades……\n
In his heart, Gu Bai’s internal monologue went crazy. \n
At last, his true colours have been revealed!\n
Fuck, not doing it previously was just in order to fatten him up before slaughtering ah!\n
In any case leave out the neck for Laozi, Big Brother doesn’t want to wear a high collar tomorrow!\n
Qiguan Rui very quickly had Gu Bai thoroughly peeled. \n
He still did it the same as last time, only after sucking over Gu Bai’s entire body once through, did he unhurriedly come to the ultimate position.\n
Gu Bai’s body, maybe as it had long already become used to it, gradually flushed faintly red.\n
Qiguan Rui’s gaze deepened even more, he carefully embraced Gu Bai into his arms, then aligned his lower body’s stiff object behind Gu Bai, ruthlessly pushing inside!\n
Gu Bai =口=\n
Why is there still no lube?\n
While bitterly forced to be done like this and done like that, Gu Bai bit down onto the corner of the quilt, determined not to cry out: Those who fuck people are bound to be fucked themselves, sooner or later there will be a day where Laozi will also make the chrysanthemums of your backyard bloom!\n
When that time comes, Laozi will also not give you any lube!\n
This reckless playing around once again went with a whole day and whole night passing by.\n
Upon waking up one more time, it was already the morning of the next day.\n
Qiguan Rui intimately rubbed against the side of Gu Bai’s face, and said in a soft voice, “Gege, morning.”\n
Gu Bai made a slight movement, then knew his injuries were still there, in addition to that, both the inside and outside of his body were sticky, and something was even plugging it up. \n
This damned pervert, on this kind of thing, he could simply only receive a negative score!\n
Seeing Gu Bai not saying a word, Qiguan Rui’s tone lowered a little, “Gege, yesterday I was angry.”\n
Gu Bai: “……”\n
It should only be right for Laozi to be angry!\n
Qiguan Rui sighed, and said aggrievedly, “Gege don’t ignore me.”\n
Gu Bai continued to ignore him. \n
Then Qiguan Rui’s smiling expression became a little distorted.\n
Clearly it wasn’t the first time, clearly it wasn’t like this last time, why, why……\n
Could it be that, Ziche Shubai really took a fancy to Chen Yuanhao?\n
So, only then did he treat his intimacy with such repulsion……\n
The more Qiguan Rui thought like this, the more intense the dangerous aura all over his body became.\n
At the same time, his arms wrapped around even tighter, and his whole body also became more and more intimate with Gu Bai’s. \n
Fuck, Laozi is already very sore.\n
Gu Bai shoved his big head out in a huff, “It’s torn.”\n
Qiguan Rui was startled, only after thinking about it for a while, did he react to what was going on. \n
And then he laughed softly, “No worries Gege……”, his expression peculiarly ambiguous, “It will be fine after licking it a little.” \n
Gu Bai once again =口=\n
Does he mean what Laozi is thinking about!\n
……In fact it proved to truly mean precisely what he was thinking about. \n
Qiguan Rui carefully turned him around, his warm breath slowly moved down, gradually approaching that unspeakable place.\n
Gu Bai went 囧.\n
You aren’t for real, right……\n
And then Qiguan Rui indeed went closer and closer, scorching hot breaths sprayed over his back, practically making him want to jump up from the scalding heat!\n
Gu Bai =皿=\n
His spiritual energy was restricted, but his physical strength was still there, he subconsciously turned himself around in an instant, and his entire body rolled to the other side of the bed. \n
Qiguan Rui didn’t expect Gu Bai to so strongly resist him, before he could even react, Gu Bai had actually avoided him. \n
He looked at the Gu Bai on the other side of the bed, and said in a soft voice, “Gege, come here, alright?”\n
Gu Bai, “……not alright.”\n
Qiguan Rui raised his brows.\n
It had been many days since he had seen such a relaxed expression on Ziche Shubai, this made his mood become delighted in a flash.\n
He felt as if this broke through a layer of solid ice, and instantly brought him even closer to Ziche Shubai’s secretive inner heart.\n
Yes, the secretive inner heart……that other people knew nothing about. \n
The former Gu Shan faintly glimpsed into a few, but it had always been hard to understand, and after he forced Ziche Shubai, that door, originally wide open for him, seemed to have just closed shut. \n
Someone as keen as Qiguan Rui, even if he was controlled by his emotions at first, following on he would vaguely perceive a portion. \n
It was also for this reason that there were several days of “rest” afterwards, but although it was like this, Qiguan Rui had not at all given up on obtaining Ziche Shubai. \n
So there was yesterday’s reoccurrence. \n
He couldn’t let everything go back to the way it was before, if it was like that……doesn’t that mean he also has to once again endure the days where he could look but couldn’t stick it in?\n
—— He was unwilling. \n
However, just then, Qiguan Rui realised, he seemed to have unexpectedly touched on something.\n
Ziche Shubai, he……was not at all completely indifferent. \n
If, if……perhaps, his courage could be a little bit bigger, and he could also be a little more……\n
Qiguan Rui laughed, laughed very light-heartedly. \n
He reached out a hand, and casually said, “Gege, come quickly.”\n
Gu Bai: Ah ah.\n
I! Beg! You!\n
Have some sense of shame, okay!\n
Qiguan Rui didn’t take any offence, and with who knows what kind of action he made, he suddenly once again appeared on Gu Bai’s right. \n
Soon after, the tip of his tongue pliantly wandered onto Gu Bai’s outer ear……Gu Bai’s body trembled. \n
The instant his ability to guard against him weakened, Qiguan Rui abruptly gathered Gu Bai into his arms!\n
Immediately afterwards, Gu Bai’s chest was pressed against the bedspread, his back already pushed down by a very large human form. \n
One false step brings everlasting grief……\n
Qiguan Rui chuckled softly, his nimble tongue rapidly licked over the ridges there, and without giving Gu Bai any time to react, he had already explored into that confined area. \n
Agilely licking the inside……\n
A limp and numb sensation spread up his spine, Gu Bai gripped the bedsheets in grief and indignation, and felt like he really should teach that bastard a lesson!\n
Damned pervert, you really have guts! Wait for Laozi’s spiritual energy to recover, even if you are somewhat effeminate, the root of your descendants still must be stomped broken……”Ah!”\n
As Qiguan Rui pushed inside with more strength, Gu Bai’s soul seemed to have been pierced through, his entire body quivered, and in the end, wasn’t able to hold back from letting out a low cry. \n
Too deep, never had there been anything that penetrated so deeply before……the former otaku’s thoughts were impoverished, he had never expected that this kind of thing would happen towards his own body.\n
He didn’t watch gay films okay, whatever very close same-sex friends and whatever very close bromance were all jokes okay!<sup>9</sup>\n
Only loving the two-dimensional fictional world is too prone to suffering<sup>10</sup> ah! Does the three-dimensional one have to be so excessive!\n
And then, Gu Bai felt that he was completely doomed.\n
Just like this, Qiguan Rui spent a very romantic morning, he was very happy.\n
Gu Bai expressed that he was not happy at all. \n
He could feel that his own bottom line had refreshed once again. \n
But no matter what Gu Bai thought, for the next few days, he was continuously forced to pass these kind of shameless and integrity-broken days.\n
Those kind of days of being fucked then being licked again, and after being licked continue being fucked<sup>11</sup>, genuinely made him feel as if every second was a year.\n
Finally, at long last, the time for the Python Slaughtering Conference had come.\n
Gu Bai propped up his body from the bed, silently bursting into tears in his heart: Fuck, the the masses of people have finally been liberated……\n
<hr class="wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide" id="block-0723682a-bc94-4aaa-9df9-9d46df22cb6d">\nFOOTNOTES\n1. 居家旅行: often used in advertisements, to show that something is good to have both at home and while travelling.\n2. 点上一根蜡烛: light a candle: when expecting someone to be in bad luck, “lighting a candle” for them is like a sardonic blessing, like acknowledging their circumstance but watching on with schadenfreude and entertainment.\n3. 嘤嘤嘤: yingyingying, onomatopoeia representing the sound when somebody’s cries are subtle, delicate, and will arouse someone’s sympathy\n4. 哭丧: custom of crying loudly in front of the spirit at a funeral\n5. 津液: means saliva or bodily fluid (lit: saliva/sweat fluid), perhaps it’s a more erotic and ambiguous way to say it, as opposed to 口水 (lit: mouth water), which is the more common term\n6. 囧囧有神: 囧 this character kinda looks like a face, and is used to signify embarrassment, shock, helplessness, or whatever emotions you can interpret from it. 炯炯有神 (same pronunciation) means to have eyes that are bright and expressive. They were combined, I think to express eyes that are full of expression, but like embarrassed and shocked expressions. In this case Gu Bai is probably embarrassed with himself and his own internal monologue.\n7. 配合: also an innuendo for sex\n8. 开荤: to eat meat after having maintained a vegetarian diet, eating meat is a euphemism for sex\n9. 基友, 基情: very close same sex friend (also gay partner) and bromance (also gay love), they are used refer to close same sex relations, and they could either be lovers or just besties. For this term the previous translator used besties.\n10. 桑不起: (this is a bit of a research log, you really can skip this) A neologism (fancy word right) for 伤不起, it conveys that an individual has already been repeatedly hurt and suffered many injuries, so they no longer want to be hurt and are already scared, and can’t bear it anymore, but often used satirically. Basically “unbearable”, “so unfair” as the dictionaries have it, but this phrase has delayed posting this for three days, so I think it deserves a thumbs down. Honestly I still have not translated that damn phrase. A Baidu search reveals that it conveys helplessness and entanglement, mostly used for ridicule or self-deprecation. Upon more research, the origin of the term is from these lyrics “不是不爱你，只是伤不起” (It’s not that I don’t love you, it’s that I cannot bear to be hurt”) from the song《伤不起》, I don’t know what this adds, but both it and the phrase of interest talk about love. More definitions arised, it can mean someone who is a pitiful, poor, baby or someone who is unable to be hurt. (the second definition is what I thought when I first found out what the neologism was for, but from further research I was proved wrong, but turns out I am also kind of right) I think the sentence is saying that poor Gu Bai is really pitiful for only loving the 2D world, and that he is also prone to suffering. Maybe because of the difference between appearance and reality. \n“只爱二次元桑不起啊！三次元要不要这么夸张!” Leaving the sentence here, because I’m still a little unsure, but I want to post the chapter so you guys can read it ❤ (so I can stop being hung up on translating and finally start my revision) If someone thinks the way I have interpreted the meaning is too objectionable, please leave a comment with your suggestion. \nSomeone on italki said it would be hard for people to understand the meaning as even many Chinese people don’t understand either, aha I feel vindicated.\n11. Originally 爆, which means explode, burst, but is also a way to say anal sex, I had originally translated it as bang, but I read over it, and didn’t like it at all, didn’t have the same explosiveness. \n
<hr class="wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide" id="block-0723682a-bc94-4aaa-9df9-9d46df22cb6d">\nTRANSLATOR’S NOTE\nI had this almost done a few days ago, but I was stuck on a few sentences. Also, I got addicted to translating, and if you see me post again in the next few weeks, then that’s another few days I haven’t been revising. \n