Though it began quite tumultuously, Takasu RyĆ«jiâs new life as a second year high school student went rather smoothly.
This was due to many reasons.
The rumor that âTakasu-kun is a delinquentâ got clarified much earlier than RyĆ«jiâs pessimistic self could ever have imagined. Luckily, many of RyĆ«jiâs old classmates, including Kitamura, were also in the same class this year. More importantly, he was defeated by the Palmtop Tiger in a matter of seconds, leading everyone to quickly conclude that he was just a ânormal guyâ (RyĆ«ji even wanted to sincerely thank Aisaka Taiga just for that).
Secondly, he avoided having to do annoying work in the class committee and his seat that was chosen through the drawing of lots was the third seat from the front in the window aisle â it was a great seat where he could sit back and relax. The homeroom teacher was the same as last yearâs (Koigakubo Yuri, 29 years old, and an unquestionably single lady); aside from her still being single at such an age, RyĆ«ji had no beef with her.
BesidesâŠ
ââŠIf I do that, then the sides of the bucket will harden! Whatâs that called? You mean the part near the edge? But since the middle is still watery, when I pour the soft jelly by the edges like this Iâll have toâŠâ
âOw!â
âWah, Takasu-kun! Iâm sorryâŠâ
The most important reason was this:
His sunshine, Kushieda Minori, had now become his classmate. It was this reason alone that made RyĆ«jiâs daily life as colorful as a rose and as dazzling as sunlight⊠Even after she had accidentally poked him in the eye, her sparkle hardly diminished and it went on brightening his heart.
âA, are you alright? Iâm so sorry, I didnât notice you behind me! Uwaa⊠Did my middle finger just poke into the white bit of your eye?â
ââŠDonât worry about it, itâs nothing.â
âIâm so very sorry! Hmm, where were we? Oh yeah, I was saying, I have to pour the jelly in the bucket like thisâŠâ
âOw!â
âWahâŠ! It looks like I poked it even deeper! Iâm so sorry!â
RyĆ«ji gestured with a wave of his hand. Even this was a blessing for him. âIâm sorry, Iâm so sorry!â said Minori as she bowed her head, which gave off a delicate fragrance. No matter what, Minori, who was currently apologizing to him, had her eyes only on him, so even when his eyes got poked twice, it was a small price to pay to be able to experience such bliss.
He wouldnât have minded it even if she wasnât talking to him. He would be just as happy if she were just speaking to someone sitting near him, since he would be able to hear Minoriâs cute voice. In trying to describe how big the bucket was, she waved her hands to mimic a circle shape; and every time she did so, she would come into contact with him (even though it was just his eyeballs).
Noticing RyĆ«jiâs puzzled expression, she explained,
âWeâre talking about the pudding that I made using a bucket.â
Minori grabbed her finger tightly (Hopefully this time I wonât poke into anyone!) as she explained in a serious tone. Though âexplainâ didnât seem to be the right wordâŠ
âDoes Takasu-kun like pudding?â
RyĆ«jiâs heart started to beat so rapidly that he wasnât able to utter a decent word, his anxiousness was driving him mad. After waiting so long for this chanceâŠ
ââŠErâŠâ
And that was all he could muster. While Ryƫji frantically tried to think of what to do, Minori continued musing about her ultimate desire to make pudding in a bucket.
âBut I havenât been successful. Maybe it was because it was too big, so itâs hard for it to have the sticky and soft bits gel together in one shape⊠Oh yeah, I can show it to you as well, Takasu-kun! Think of it as an apology for poking you in the eye!â
âEh? âŠSâŠShow meâŠ?â
RyĆ«jiâs eyes became sharper as he stared at Minoriâs cute smile. Minori nodded and replied,
âYeah, Iâll show you. Let me go and get it.â
As Ryƫji watched Minori excitedly walk towards her desk, he suddenly felt like running away for some reason.
âDamn⊠I, I donât know alreadyâŠ!â
Nervously, he began to caress his face. He had decided to just eat it on the spot.
Feeling excited, RyĆ«jiâs heart beat even faster. He slowly moved his gaze away from Minori, who had just come back, since she was just too dazzling to look at directly. Minori revealed a cheerful smile and tilted her head as she stood in front of him, and thenâŠ
âHere you go, Takasu-kun,â
Through her very tender voice, RyĆ«ji thought he could even see a heart shape appearing after she had uttered âTakasu-kun.â Slowly lifting his head in trepidation, RyĆ«ji politely received the object that she gave him.
ââŠAh, um. ThisâŠâ
It was much thinner and lighter than he had expectedâŠ
ââŠThis sure is a great photoâŠâ
âBut it looks gross, doesnât it?â
Even though the stuff shown in the photo did look gross, it was still mind-blowing. On top of a plastic mat stood a large bucket, and it contained some sort of light yellowish cream⊠No, it looked more like slime. Though saying this would have been disrespectful to Minori, it just didnât look like pudding. In the second photo, the slime was being slowly and stickily poured out, leaving the whole place splotched with solid and watery substances. And then, in the third photoâŠ
âIt even smelled strange⊠I think itâs because I didnât wash the bucket thoroughly!â
Minori knelt on one leg while eating the piece of slime with a big spoon. Just as RyĆ«ji was thinking about thatâŠ
âThanks for looking! I still need to show these to Taiga as well. Eh? Whereâd she go? She was here a minute ago.â
Coolly taking back her photos, Minori quickly left Ryƫji behind and ran off to look for the Palmtop Tiger, Aisaka Taiga, who was listening only a moment ago. Thus ended a blissful period.
Ryƫji sighed as he saw his crush leave the classroom in search of her good friend.
He was very lucky to be classmates with her. He was able to see Minori anytime during school, so he no longer had to sneak past her classroom and peek through the door just to have a look at her smile. Even a center back defender gets his chance at scoring goals. If this was not being lucky, he didnât know what was.
But in order to get even closer to her, there was one obstacle he had to pass through⊠And that was Aisaka Taiga, who was always seen standing next to Minori, at all times.
Ever since the Opening Ceremony, RyĆ«ji had tried to keep his distance from Aisaka. It seemed like she was a very difficult person to handle, but if he avoided Aisaka, he would not be able to get closer to Minori, and that was the worst outcome for him (although this wasnât the only reason he hadnât been able to strike up a conversation with Minori).
Aisaka didnât seem to register RyĆ«ji on her radar in any way, while RyĆ«ji tried to avoid any opportunity of them coming into contact with each other; so far she had not made herself a hindrance.
RyĆ«jiâs main goal was to try and get rid of the Palmtop Tiger and approach Minori alone. If he could accumulate those lucky moments like before, it might still be possible.
And so, RyĆ«jiâs bittersweet life had been going quite smoothly.
âŠUntil today, that is, just after school.
* * *
âWHOAâŠ!â
As he opened the classroom door, he was left speechless by what he saw insideâŠ
There were two, no, three chairs being thrown in the air.
This was followed by a loud crashing noise as they landed on the floor. Amidst the loud noise and flying chairs, a figure could be seen flashing before his eyes.
RyĆ«ji wondered, blinking his ferocious eyes. In truth, he was so terrified he couldnât catch his breath.
As the duty student in charge, he had to leave the classroom to take care of some stuff, so it wasnât until some time after school that he was able to return. Normally, there wouldnât be anyone left in the classroom by then, but what he sawâŠ
There was no doubt about it, he saw a girl in a uniform there just a moment ago. Perhaps spotting Ryƫji entering, she quickly hurled herself into the dark corner of the classroom cabinet and hid herself there. At the same time, Ryƫji also saw the chairs being kicked into the air and crashing with a loud noise. Despite this, he could still see that person very clearly right now, since there was a mirror at the top corner of the classroom, which completely reflected her back and head of hair.
Incredibly, that clumsy fellow tried to hide her arms and legs by squatting there quietly. She apparently did not notice the mirror above her, as she even stuck her neck out to check out RyĆ«jiâs whereabouts.
RyĆ«ji swallowed and pretended that he didnât see anything. This was because of that tiny fellow⊠The one with the nickname Palmtop Tiger. Just seeing her backâs reflection on the mirror was enough to tell who she was. That long hair and pale white face⊠Besides, for someone this small, the only person RyĆ«ji could think of was Aisaka. She was probably moaning
As a result, Ryƫji decided that he saw nothing, heard nothing, and knew nothing at all.
After making that decision, RyĆ«ji decided to enter the classroom. Though he didnât want to enter a place where (for whatever reason) the Palmtop Tiger was hiding, he had left his bag inside and couldnât leave without it.
The sunset-filled classroom was silent, it was as if Aisaka were a spider weaving her web, or setting up a powerful forcefield, which upon entering caused one to feel the strain in all his bones. RyĆ«ji cautiously walked slowly, trying very hard to walk at a pace as though nothing had happened, trying not to excite Aisaka and trying not to react as though he knew she was thereâŠ
âAhâŠâ
One moment of carelessness and the whole classroom was filled by the nervous shout.
The object that rolled out threw all of RyĆ«jiâs efforts out the window. By rolling herself up tightly, Aisaka Taiga had lost her balance and rolled all the way out from the corner of the cabinet. Unfortunately for her, she stopped right in front of RyĆ«ji.
ââŠâ
ââŠâ
Aisaka looked up, while RyĆ«ji looked down. This was no longer a distance where one could pretend nothing had happened. Both exchanged wordless glances for a few secondsâŠ
âAre you⊠okay?â
RyĆ«ji managed to squeeze these words out of his throat. He hesitatingly tried to stretch his arm out to Aisaka, who was trying to get up, but all he got in response was a few inaudible words, something like âI donât need your helpâ or âmind your own business.â Aisakaâs piercing glance shot at RyĆ«ji through her bangs.
RyĆ«ji couldnât help but back off, giving Aisaka enough space to get up totteringly. She lowered her head as she patted the dust off her skirt and kept her distance from RyĆ«ji, with her back towards the window and her piercing eyes fixed on her prey. It didnât seem like she intended to leave the classroom. Perhaps this type of thinking did not apply to the Palmtop Tiger.
If Aisaka was to remain in this classroom, then it was all the more reason for Ryƫji to leave as quickly as possible.
âAh yeah, the bagâŠâ
As if deliberately letting Aisaka hear that, Ryƫji rushed to get his bag.
Aisaka Taiga continued to stand by the window while silently watching RyĆ«ji. RyĆ«ji had no idea what her expression was, since he was afraid to look at her. In any case, he walked as silently as possible in order to reduce his presence. As RyĆ«ji traversed the classroom, his face shuddered as it was stared at by Aisakaâs eyes.
His bag wasnât on his desk though. He remembered that he had been speaking to Kitamura while on the way out, and had placed his bag on Kitamuraâs desk. Once he retrieved that, all he had to do was leave the classroom. Suppressing his anxiety, he slowly approached his bag, 20cm left, 10cmâŠ
<b>âAH!â</b>
âŠHe jumped up.
Ryƫji turned his head in trepidation and looked at the little doll standing by the window.
âW, what is it?â
ââŠWâŠWhat. Are. You. Doing?â
Something unbelievable had happened here⊠the Palmtop Tiger suddenly looked anguished to the point of fainting.
ââŠI, Iâm just here to get my bag, and⊠Ai, Aisaka? Whatâs wrong? Youâve looked strange for some time now.â
Her tiny cherry lips opened and closed, while she paced backwards and forwards as though she was dancing some strange dance, while her fingers quivered before her face.
âY, y, y, you said, your bag? But isnât your desk over there? W, w, w, why, why is it t, t, t, t, there?â
She was stuttering while admonishing Ryƫji.
ââŠWhy is it there? I was speaking to Kitamura when I got called out by the teacherâŠso I just placed it there⊠WHOA!â
Aisaka, who was supposed to be standing a few meters away, had shortened the distance between them in an instant and appeared before his face. Just where did she get such amazing mobility with such a small body?
ââŠ! âŠ! âŠ!â
âWait, h, hold it!? Ai, AiâŠsaka?!â
With great strength she grabbed at RyĆ«jiâs bag, which he clutched to his chest, trying to pry it away from him.
âJ, just lend it to meâŠ! Let go!â
At such a close distance, RyĆ«ji could see that Aisakaâs face was redder than the sunset outside. Her cute face was distorted like a demon, and her expression was terrifying.
âLend it⊠to you?! Stop fooling aroundâŠ!â
âUmph~!â
He couldnât push her off, so RyĆ«ji decided to hold his ground by standing firm, since if he let go now, Aisakaâs little body would fly off quite far.
So much for being considerate of her.
âUuuuuuuummmph~!â
Aisaka twisted her hips and grabbed the bag with both arms, the eyes on her red face now shut tightly, while the veins on her forehead were beginning to show. She was trying to win this by sheer brute force.
Finger by finger, Ryƫji was slowly losing his grip on his bag. Even his feet, which he had anchored onto the ground, were beginning to get dragged. To put it bluntly, he was close to losing.
âH, hey, thatâs dangerous⊠Let, go, now!â
âUuuuuuuuuummmph⊠AhâŠ? AhhhhâŠâ
Just as RyĆ«ji was thinking of that, he suddenly saw Aisaka look dizzy and fall backwards, her tiny hands spreading open towards the ground, letting go of his bagâŠ
ââŠAHHHH!!!â
âACHOO!â
The ââŠAHHHH!!!â belonged to RyĆ«ji, the âACHOO!â belonged to Aisaka, while the crashing sound was RyĆ«ji again. They were, respectively, RyĆ«ji screaming in terror, Aisaka sneezing, and RyĆ«ji knocking his head on something.
As Aisaka had released her hands when she suddenly sneezed, RyĆ«ji naturally lost his balance and fell backwards. He held on tight to his bag as he fell and knocked his head on the teacherâs desk.
âOwwww⊠That hurts! Y, you⊠Just what the hell were you doing⊠That h]]]urt, you know? ⊠I couldâve been killed!â
He protested, teary-eyed.
âUghâŠâ
Aisaka made a strange sneezing noise, ignoring what was going on around her. After causing Ryƫji to lose his balance, she sniffed and then collapsed in the aisle between the desks.
âAi, Aisaka?! Hey, you alright?â
Her long hair was lying on the floor, her tiny body curled up, and she moaned silently. There was no response. Ryƫji rubbed the back of his head while running towards her to get a closer look. The face which had been bright red a short while ago was now devoid of color, her quivering lips were now as white as a piece of paper, while her forehead was sweating.
âWhoa⊠You, you look pale! Are you anemic? Hey, grab my hand.â
She was the same as Yasuko. This time he didnât hesitate and stretched out his handâŠ
ââŠ!â
The hand RyĆ«ji held out was slapped away by Aisakaâs icy cold hand. Though she was shivering a lot, Aisaka still managed to get herself up by grabbing onto a desk.
âAi, Aisaka! Are you alright?â
Still no response. With every step she made, the desk she held onto would shake, while her long soft hair would flutter. Her tiny figure seemed intent on running away as quickly as possible. As she was sitting up a while ago, her skirt was slightly rolled up revealing her tiny and smooth thighs.
âWait, wouldnât it be better for you to head to the school clinic?â
While it sounded nosy, he couldnât just leave her alone, but right as he was about to followâŠ
âStay away⊠Pighead!â
She told him in a fierce tone that sounded like she was being forced into a corner. Ryƫji stopped his footsteps at once.
âW, what a messâŠâ
Ryƫji, now alone, sighed exhaustedly.
Aisakaâs footsteps in the corridor became softer and softer, while only the person who was called a pighead remained in the classroom.
His head still hurting from that fall, he took a look at his bag, which, like that baby in the famous , was nearly torn in half, and was now covered in Aisakaâs scratch marks. The originally tidy desks and chairs were now totally messed up, this was just unacceptable.
What a mess.
The tables, Aisaka, all of it was a mess. What a troublesome fellow.
Being sensitive to things like this, RyĆ«ji began to tidy up the desks, all the while trying to make sense out of what had just happened. All in a supposedly empty classroom after school, Aisaka Taiga rolling out before him, his bag nearly being taken away, her sneezing, his head getting knocked, the girlâs anemia⊠No, he just could not figure out what this was all about.
âIâm no good with these kinds of puzzling thingsâŠâ
Ryƫji muttered and sighed to himself.
It would be three more hours before Ryƫji could really make sense of what just happened.
* * *
âT, this is⊠AHâŠ!â
7pm. As Yasuko had to go to work with her colleagues that night, she had left earlier than usual. After making dinner for one person, Ryƫji finally made some sense of that mysterious event after school.
It was when he returned to his four-and-a-half room to begin doing his homework and opened his bag to take out his books that he noticed that thingâŠ
It was a light pink envelope. There were lots of silvery cherry blossom patterns all over the semi-transparent paper.
The front of the envelope read: âTo Kitamura-kunâ
While the back read: âFrom Aisaka Taiga. I spent a lot of time writing this. If this troubles you, please throw it away at once!â
The words were written in a light-blue ink.
It didnât seem like an invitation to a duel, nor did it look like a class committee memo, and it definitely was no I.O.U. note.
âC, could this be⊠a love letterâŠ!?â
This was very unexpected.
Feeling curious, Ryƫji squinted his fierce eyes, not because he was mad, but because he was feeling extremely distressed.
To put it simply, the Palmtop Tiger had gotten the wrong bag. Thinking this was Kitamuraâs bag, she had quietly stuffed the envelope in. It also explained why she was trying so hard to snatch the bag away from him.
â⊠This, you stuck it in my bag by mistake, right? I didnât read any of the contents inside, so I donât know what itâs saying. So you can have it backâŠâ
Ryƫji began to practice how to feign ignorance when returning the letter.
âThatâs just impossible!â
But it only lasted a moment.
RyĆ«ji forced himself to accept this train of thought and prepared to stick that dangerous object back inside the bag, then something unexpected happenedâŠ
ââŠEhâŠâ
His heart suddenly stopped for a while.
In order not to mess up the envelope, Ryƫji carefully placed it on his palm, yet it suddenly opened on its own. Though he yelled in the bottom of his heart, the seal on the envelope, which was already quite loose, still popped open due to the pressure exerted by its own weight, causing Ryƫji to lose his breath momentarily.
And so, a criminal that selfishly opens letters meant for other people was born.
âNo, noâŠ. NO! But I didnât see anything inside! Thatâs right! I gotta glue it backâŠ! Then no one will find out!â
Inko-chan parroted from the living room. RyĆ«ji frantically looked for the glue inside his drawer. Finally finding the glue, RyĆ«ji was about to glue the envelope back without any trace whenâŠ
ââŠEh, ehhh~?â
Ryƫji was so surprised that he stopped what he was doing.
There was no letter inside the long envelope. After hesitating for a while, he reopened the envelope again, took a peek inside, and made sure by shining light through the semi-transparent envelope⊠There was nothing inside.
Ryƫji fell face flat on his table.
After coming to his senses, Ryƫji went back to foolishly trying to glue back the empty envelope, since he was already feeling dejected.
Once he realized how stupid the whole thing was, RyĆ«ji prayed that he wouldnât laugh out loud at that time, as he might just get eaten alive by the Palmtop Tiger.
In any case, the matter should be settled by now.
As the incredible night became darkerâŠ
2am.
Ryƫji suddenly woke up and opened his eyes drowsily.
He seemed to have dreamt of something⊠After taking a look at his clock, he scratched his stomach and wondered. He used to be able to sleep all the way till morning, so why did he wake up halfway tonight? Ryƫji had no idea.
Could it be because he was only wearing his T-shirt and boxers? Ryƫji shivered even though it was already the middle of April⊠Maybe it had something to do with him sleeping with the window open? As the Bourgeoisie-style apartment block was just opposite the window, security for the house had become quite lax. Though he reckoned there was nothing in the house worth stealing, Ryƫji still closed the window and made sure it was locked.
After getting out of his bed (which he bought himself), feeling uneasy, RyĆ«ji gave a weak yawn. Was it a bad dream? His heart was beating rapidly⊠as though someone was watching him⊠he felt a strange atmosphere he couldnât quite describe.
â⊠Calm downâŠâ
Walking wobbly on the tatami, he wondered if something had happened at Yasukoâs work place. He checked the phone display, but there were no calls from the bar. RyĆ«ji sighed, So he began to walk barefooted on the wooden tiles of the kitchen towards the bathroom.
At that momentâŠ
ââŠWHOAâŠ!?â
He felt a cool swishing sound near his neck. As he instinctively tried to turn around, his foot landed on a newspaper lying on the ground and he fell beautifully backwards. He landed on his backside, causing a tremor to go from his hips all the way to his head and causing him to lose his breath for a moment.
ââŠâŠ!â
He could not even scream as a result.
With great intensity, something had just slashed through where RyĆ«jiâs head was just a moment before. After missing RyĆ«ji, the object hit onto something by RyĆ«jiâs side and made a loud and terrifying smashing sound.
ââŠUuuâŠâ
Within the dark two-room one-kitchen apartment stood a suspicious silhouette. That person once again raised up the stick-like object and went straight for Ryƫji⊠Ryƫji was being attacked!
RyĆ«ji rolled along the floor silently. His mind was blank, he could not think of what to do, and his body was so stiff that all he could do was dodge the attacks and try and crawl towards the entrance, butâŠ
âUWAAAAAAA!â
He was about to get hit! The weapon was aimed directly at his head! Out of reflex, RyĆ«ji stuck both his hands out and tried to stop itâŠ
âAh⊠I, I actually caught itâŠ!â
He couldnât believe he was able to catch it, though he only caught it due to luck.
ââŠUghâŠ!â
As the weapon was caught, the intruder tried to push through with brute force. Ryƫji also gave everything without holding back. The two forces silently pushed against each other as their shadows fluttered in the darkness. Then he distinguished a small figure and what seemed to be long hair over the figure⊠Ryƫji appeared to grasp the identity of the intruder; in fact, he had already noticed it from the beginning.
Gritting his teeth while holding back, Ryƫji came to a conclusion.
But just as he was about to verify the identity of the intruder⊠His trembling arms were about to give in, even his hard neck was near its limit.
ââŠHehâŠAHHâŠâ
The balance was broken in an instant!
As the strange sneezing noise was made, the incredible pressure suddenly disappeared, yielding to the force that RyĆ«ji still exerted. The intruder was pushed back while crying out softly, âAh, wah!â before wobbling backwards and falling softly onto the bed. RyĆ«ji quickly stood up and turned on the lightsâŠ
âAisaka!â
ââŠâ
âUse a tissue, dammit!â
Ryƫji tossed a tissue box towards the Palmtop Tiger, Aisaka Taiga, who was rubbing her nose with her dress as though nothing had happened.
* * *
Her long hair fluttered on her back. She was wearing a loose one-piece dress, separated into many layers via soft laces. This was definitely an appropriate outfit for her small figureâŠ
âG, give me that wooden swordâŠâ
RyĆ«ji regretted not confiscating Aisaka Taigaâs weapon a while agoâŠ
He could have taken it when he turned on the lights, he could have taken it while handing her the tissue, in the end, the crisis still remained unresolved. Aisakaâs eyes glittered like a tiger spotting itâs prey, and began circling around the narrow room. Of course, RyĆ«ji also kept his distance from her, circling around the room in his boxers.
As he thought of thatâŠ
âAisaka⊠I know what youâre thinking, you want me to return that love⊠letter, right? The letter that you placed in my bag by mistake.â
ââŠ!â
Just after Ryƫji got the courage to speak, at that instant, Aisaka, who was still silently prowling, suddenly grew very big in appearance⊠or so she appeared to be. She was like a bomb about to explode⊠with the trigger already ignited.
âI, Iâll return the letter to you! So please calm down! I didnât read anything inside!â
â⊠Do you think you can get away just by returning it to me?!â
She growled in a deep tone as though she was about to leap up and attack,
âDonât be ridiculous⊠Since you already know of the existence of that letterâŠâ
The huge wooden blade elegantly swerved over RyĆ«jiâs head.
âPREPARE TO DIE!â
âWHOA!!!â
She charged straight at RyĆ«ji with her wooden blade aiming directly at RyĆ«jiâs head. From a few meters a moment ago, she had already reached RyĆ«jiâs chest, and had the wooden blade not missed and smashed the wall ( ), RyĆ«ji would have been killed.
âDamn!â
âShit!â
With tears in his eyes, Ryƫji tried to escape from this place and yelled at the top of his lungs,
âWhat kind of person would want to kill her own classmate?!â
âShut up! Since you already know about that letter, how do you expect me to continue showing my face around? Only death can save me from something this embarrassing!â
She pointed the edge of her blade towards RyĆ«jiâs throat.
âHey! If death is the only way out, why am I the one that has to die!?â
RyĆ«ji instinctively and miraculously dodged the attack, but Aisakaâs strength was too great and tore through the ( ). Without any sign of hesitation, her eyes read
âI donât want to die yet, so Iâll have to kill you instead! Sorry about that, so hurry up and die! If not, then erase all your memories of it!â
âThatâs impossible!â
âOf course itâs possible, as long as I use thisâŠâ
She looked at her shiny wooden blade,
âAll I need to do is just hit you on the head with this, it wonât be enough to kill you, but itâll probably wipe out all of your memories!â
âDonât go around erasing my memories on your own!â
In contrast to Ryƫji, who was nearly coughing up blood, Aisaka was busy wreaking havoc in the whole place. In order to attack Ryƫji, who kept running away, she smashed the basket on top of the cupboard, poked a hole in the fusuma, and kicked the small table over while yelling,
âRemove that love letter from your memories!â
âYou saw it, didnât you!? You saw it! You must think Iâm an idiot⊠an⊠idiot⊠sniff, sniff, uuuâŠâ
âWha!? Hey! Wait⊠are you⊠crying?â
âNo Iâm not!â
From her fierce howl one could sense a long suppressed sigh being released, the eyes that were aiming at Ryƫji were now a little red and the corners looked a bit watery. Aisaka looked like she was crying a bit.
RyĆ«ji had had enough, he decided to put himself at the mercy of fate. After pretending to dodge around for a while, he determinedly grabbed Aisakaâs wrist. At that moment, RyĆ«ji felt that her hands were so small they could easily be twisted that he began to feel afraid again.
âLet me go!â
He had to take out his trump card now. At this point he slowly breathed in. He then shouted with every ounce of his strength,
âI wonât let go! You listen to me, Aisaka! Youâve just made a terrible mistake! That envelope you stuffed inâŠâ
âLet⊠me⊠goâŠâ
After forcefully shaking off RyĆ«jiâs grip, she could now attack him at a very close distance! As Aisakaâs eyes glittered with an intent to killâŠ
âITâS EMPTY!!!â
RyĆ«jiâs yell came just in time.
The wooden blade stopped just above RyĆ«jiâs head, very nearly razing through some of his hair. An awkward silence followed. After a few seconds, she finally squeezed out a few words,
â⊠Itâs⊠emptyâŠ?â
Her child-like voice asked Ryƫji that, to which Ryƫji nodded his head vigorously.
âT, thatâs right, itâs empty⊠thatâs why I said I didnât see anything inside, and, oh yeah, itâs fortunate you didnât hand this to Kitamura. Do you have any idea you were this close to becoming a major laughing stock?â
The watery eyes widened as Aisaka stood motionless. Taking this chance, Ryƫji quickly crawled away from her and into his room on the other side of the fusuma. His hands trembling as he frantically tried to search for that envelope inside his bag.
âHere! You see, you see?â
With veins showing in his eyes, Ryƫji stuffed the envelope into her tiny hands. Her wooden blade made a sound as it was dropped to the ground, she began to wobble, though she still supported herself by standing with her legs opened, and examined the envelope through the light.
â⊠AhâŠâ
Her little cherry lips opened slightly.
âAh, ah⊠Ahhh⊠AHHH! UWAAA!â
With her hair in a mess, Aisaka fervently tore open the envelope and shook it upside down. After she confirmed that there was indeed nothing inside, she turned around at looked at Ryƫji with a blank expression,
â⊠Iâm so hopelessâŠâ
After saying that, she slowly sat down on the floor. Her eyes, which were still wide open to the point of cracking, slowly closed. Her thin lips quivered softly, while her chin made a clicking noise.
âAi, Aisaka?â
A compulsory shutdownâŠ
Sitting before Ryƫji, her face became pale instantaneously and the tiny body that was wrapped up in the one-piece dress fell down sideways just like that in the living room of his two-room, one kitchen apartment.
âHey! Aisaka! Are you alright?â
It all happened too suddenly, Ryƫji quickly ran up and carried the unconscious doll in his arms.
At that momentâŠ
âWas that⊠her stomach⊠grumbling?â
* * *
At the Takasu residence, there was always food ready at any time.
The garlic and ginger were all cut beforehand, while onions were available all the time. A few turnips were added and finally some bacon and eggs. Of course, in order to make sure there was never a lack of seasonings, the kitchen always had plenty of chicken soup powder, spices, as well as chicken bone soup base.
A bit of castor oil was added to the one and a half cups worth of rice, adding in some chopped turnips to give it a clearer taste. The rice was coated yellow as egg was mixed in, so all that was left was to add in the onion to sweeten it and the bacon to complete it. After including some additives â bit of pepper, salt and some oyster sauce â the last thing to do was to decorate it with the saved up cilantro.
Together with the soup, which only required pouring hot water on top of some chopped onions and chicken soup base, the whole meal was complete in 15 minutes. There was even time to clean the dishes while the food cooked.
Though it was 3am, RyĆ«jiâs cooking was still flawless.
âG⊠garlicâŠâ
RyĆ«ji could hear her sleep-talk within that ludicrous grumble. He wondered if he should give her a pushâŠ
ââŠAi, Aisaka Taiga, wake up! If you want garlic, itâs here, with castor oil on top as well.â
Ryƫji softly shook the little figure that was sleeping on the bed.
âFried⊠friedâŠâ
âYes, itâs fried rice!â
âFried⊠riceâŠâ
Drool began to drip down the edge of her pale lips. RyĆ«ji thought as he couldnât help but softly wipe her mouth with a tissue.
âGet up, or your rice is gonna get cold!â
Aisakaâs eyelashes shuddered for a bit. To avoid touching her, RyĆ«ji tugged her down from the mattress by pulling on her dress. Aisaka even twitched a bit halfway as she reluctantly sat up.
â⊠Ah⊠Eh?â
Looks like sheâs up. She gave a scowl and shoved RyĆ«jiâs hand away, while suspiciously removing the wet towel from her forehead. Slightly moving her nose, she said,
â⊠Whatâs that? That smell⊠it smells like garlicâŠâ
Her eyes rolled all over looking around.
âDidnât I just say itâs fried rice? Hurry up and eat, thisâll get your blood glucose level up! Otherwise youâre gonna faint again.â
RyĆ«ji pointed at the plate of fried rice placed on the short table. Her eyes glittered for a moment, butâŠ
ââŠJust what are you plottingâŠ?â
She quickly squinted her eyes and scowled, staring straight through to Ryƫji, who was now in his track suit.
âWhy would I want to plot anything? I guess the only thing around that can wake you up is that fried rice, isnât it? Your stomach was grumbling quite loudly, you know? You had the same anemic symptoms at school as well⊠Hey, donât tell me you never eat at all?â
âThatâs none of your business! Leave me alone! ⊠This apartment, do you live here alone?â
âWell, thereâs my mom, though sheâs out working. And when trying to assault someone, at least get an idea of whoâs inside! If it were someone else, they wouldâve called the cops already.â
âAh, shut up⊠You, you didnât do anything funny to me, did you?â
Aisaka looked sternly while shielding her body with both her arms, her eyes squinting to a small line while examining Ryƫji in a very provocative way. Ryƫji forced himself to swallow what he was about to say.
â⊠Youâre least qualified to say such things, when you were the one who intruded into another personâs apartment to ambush him, but fainted because of starvation! Alright, hurry up and eat!â
Despite all this, it was still three in the morning and it certainly wasnât the time to argue and disturb the neighbors.
âI donât⊠mmmmm!â
RyĆ«ji scooped a large spoonful of fried rice and forcefully stuffed it into Aisakaâs mouth while she was still rambling away on his bed. This required a certain amount of courage, but RyĆ«ji had already consigned himself to his fate, so he figured he might as well face whatever comes his way. For a while he certainly felt manly.
âW, what are you doing!?â
Aisaka pushed the spoon away while her eyes glittered, but it didnât seem like she intended to spit out what was in her mouth. Her little face chewed on the food nonstop, looking very much like a squirrel.
âMmm⊠mmm, d, donât think you can get away with thisâŠâ
She swallowed the food.
ââŠIâm not yet done with you!â
She snatched the spoon which she had pushed away a minute ago from RyĆ«jiâs hand and continued,
âMost importantly, how did you know the envelope was empty?â
She picked up her long dress as she slowly got out of bed,
âYou must have taken a peek inside and opened it, right!? You are the worst! You voyeuristic pervert!â
She turned her back towards Ryƫji and sat before the short table.
â⊠No, it isnât like that! I⊠well⊠I saw it through the lighting.â
Though it wasnât entirely correct, RyĆ«ji had to settle for that answer, though he wasnât sure whether she was even listening. Sitting in front of the table, she flattened the tiny hill of rice using her spoon and then in a strangely intense atmosphere, slowly brought the rice towards her little mouth.
She then sipped a spoonful of soup. And then released a sigh of relief before sipping another spoon. Facing Aisaka, Ryƫji brought up the issue he was thinking about while cooking,
âHey, Aisaka, listen to me. Itâs like thisâŠâ
âYour letter⊠I mean that envelope, thereâs nothing to be ashamed of, even if I saw what was insideâŠâ
âI thinkâŠâ
âHey, listen to me!â
âSeconds!â
âOkay.â
Ryƫji muttered to himself, scooping all the rice from the frying pan into the bowl and returning it Aisaka.
âLike I said⊠listen to me already!â
Aisaka focused on nothing else but fried rice, fried rice, and still fried rice⊠This was her personal Fried Rice Festival.
Ryƫji decided to stand up and bring the birdcage from the corner of the living room over.
âHey Aisaka, come and have a look at this⊠itâs tasty!â
âSomething tasty?â
Now that he had her attention⊠Ryƫji removed the cloth on the birdcage and showed her its contents.
âWAH!!!â
âWell? He looks disgusting, doesnât he?â
Past experiments had shown that only an earthquake of magnitude 4 or above could wake up Inko-chan⊠A spasmodic face, rolling white eyes, a wide open beak, and his weird tongue sticking out⊠The ugly sleeping face quickly worked its wonders and Aisaka bounced backwards.
âThatâs disgusting! Whyâd you show me something like that!?â
Apparently she could finally hear what Ryƫji was saying.
â⊠Sorry about that Inko-chan, so go back to sleep⊠Anyway, Aisaka!â
After covering Inko-chan with the cloth, Ryƫji sat directly opposite from Aisaka, who had finally returned to her senses. Her eyes read as she glared at Ryƫji, though she still had the bowl in her arms as she continued with her Fried Rice Festival.
âJust eat and listen. What I want to say is⊠that thereâs nothing to be ashamed of. Weâre second year high school students, itâs only natural for us to have one or two people of the opposite gender that we fancy, so thereâs nothing wrong with writing a love letter. Donât all the couples right now have to go through all these troubling things in order to get together?â
ââŠâ
She chewed while covering her face with the bowl. She still appeared to be feeling embarrassed.
âBut then again, who would really put their love letter into the wrong bag? ⊠Not to mention forgetting to place the letter inside the envelope.â
Once RyĆ«ji finishedâŠ
âItâs all your fault!â
Aisaka suddenly pounded her fist on the table. She looked up and pointed the spoon at Ryƫji,
â⊠Youâve been rambling on for quite some time now. Let me set things straight, I was still hesitating on whether to put that letter inside the bag when you appeared. I panicked and wanted to hide the letter, so I ended up putting it inside by mistake⊠I never thought that it would be your bagâŠâ
âHey, Aisaka⊠youâve got some rice on your cheek.â
âYou. Are. Annoying.â
âUghâŠâ
Her eyes flashed terrifyingly like a sharp blade. Under a glare like that, Ryƫji quickly shut up and stopped talking.
She now appeared to be fully recharged with her full stomach. , She proudly lifted her chin and locked on Ryƫji with those killing eyes. The Palmtop Tiger, now fully re-energized and ready to kill, gave a low and savage growl.
âTakasu RyĆ«ji⊠this wouldnât have happened if you had obediently handed over that bag⊠Now how should I punish you? How should I remove your memories! After doing something so embarrassing, how do you expect me to live on!?â
RyĆ«ji clutched his head for a while, and thenâŠ
âDidnât I already say thereâs nothing to be ashamed of!? Look, you stay here and wait!â
RyĆ«jiâs decided to burn both ends of the candle.
Leaving the living room, he entered his room and came out carrying loads of stuff and placed them all before Aisaka. There were many notebooks and small notes, CDs, illustration books, a second hand MD player and more.
âWhat are these?â
âJust have a look at them. Feel free to pick anything up.â
Aisaka annoyingly grabbed the nearest notebook and gave it a flick. Her fingers then stopped as she scowled and looked at the notebook and Ryƫji.
âSeriously, whatâs this? What are you doing?â
âThatâs a âcatalogueâ. You probably donât know what that is. Itâs a playlist of concert songs I compiled for the girl that I like. I might as well tell you, the songs are arranged according to different seasons, so thereâs four themes in total. I even made MD recordings of those songs.â
âAnd this is it.â RyĆ«ji then turned on his MD player and stuffed the earphones into a reluctant Aisakaâs ears. From the faint music coming out from the earphones, RyĆ«ji could tell that it was the first song for his summer concert.
âAnd this is a poem I wrote. At the time I was thinking âWhat Christmas present should I give to her after we become a couple?â when writing it. Would perfume be fine? Sure, but it had to be ! Iâve even got all the names of the perfume brands listed, I also took the trouble to find out the prices for each bottle of perfume and wrote them all down⊠How about that? Thatâs the sort of stuff I used to do.â
âThatâs disgusting!â
Aisaka pulled out the earphones and threw them back at Ryƫji as though they were something dirty. Although he got hit by earphones, Ryƫji did not back down,
âIf itâs disgusting, then so be it. But the reason Iâm telling you is because I donât feel ashamed of it! Whatâs wrong with liking a girl!? Iâll admit Iâm hopeless in not having the courage to confess my feelings and only indulging in my fantasies, but I find nothing to be ashamed of!â
Just at that moment, RyĆ«ji lost his balance as he turned around and the thing which he didnât want to show Aisaka now slid to her feet.
âAh! Not thatâŠâ
â⊠Whatâs this? An envelope?â
He tried desperately to grab the envelope back, but he was one step behind the pair of tiny hands and ended up grasping at air instead.
âFrom Takasu RyĆ«ji⊠To Kushieda Minori-san⊠Kushieda Minori-san!!??â
âT, thatâs⊠no, w, wait, donâtâŠâ
âA love letter!? And⊠for Minorin!? You!? This as well!? And this!?â
There was no room for denial. Those three love letters were only written to make himself feel better, and were not meant to be delivered. They were now all under the spotlight.
âUwaa⊠you? Like Minorin⊠Eh!? ⊠Youâre joking!? Arenât you a bit full of yourself nowâŠâ
âY, youâre not any better, are you!? Whatâs with that âehâ!? Donât you have a crush on my pal Kitamura as wellâŠâ
â⊠S, shut up, didnât I tell you to forget about that? ⊠And instead of squirming about, hurry up and confess already!â
âI can say the same to you!â
âYou want to bring your wooden blade? Or do you want to throw that away!?â âYou want a piece of me? Or you want something even better?â After bickering with each other for a whileâŠ
âAH!â
Ryƫji suddenly realized that with all the commotion, the sky outside the window had started to brighten⊠the sun was about to rise.
âDamn! Itâs four already!â
Itâs almost time for Yasuko to come home from work.
Ryƫji instantly went pale at such a possibility.
âA~nyway! I wonât tell this to anyone and I donât see Aisaka as an idiot, since Iâm hardly any better. So letâs put an end to this, okay?â
â⊠No, I canât do that.â
âWhy!? For now just get the hell⊠I mean please go home for nowâŠ! My sick momâs about to come homeâŠâ
In a way, she is indeed quite sick, so he wasnât exactly lying, butâŠ
âNo! I donât trust you, besides⊠besidesâŠâ
Like a small kid, Aisaka kneeled down right in the middle of the living room. Staring at her knees, she twirled her fingers around the tatami and said,
â⊠Um, that⊠love letter, what should I do⊠I just donât feel itâs time to deliver it yetâŠâ
âAHHH!â RyĆ«ji clutched his head and said,
âI, Iâll tell you about it some other day! Câmon, just go home for now⊠I beg you!â
â⊠Are you sure youâre going to tell me about it then?â
âYes! Definitely! Iâll listen to anything you say, and Iâll help out in anything you ask. I swear!â
â⊠Youâre going to help me? No matter what?â
âYes! Anything, anything!â
âYouâll help in anything? You said so⊠Youâll help me like a dog? And do everything for me as my dog?â
âYes, yes! Iâll work hard like one, I swear! Whether as a dog or anything, Iâll help! ⊠So, letâs end this today, okay? Okay?â
âOkay⊠Then Iâll go home.â
She finally seemed to accept. Aisaka picked up her wooden blade and got up. She took a glance towards the window, there was a pair of small shoes thrown beside its base. Aisaka turned to glance at Ryƫji who was muttering, then picked up her shoes and headed for the entrance. Suddenly she turned around,
âHey!â
RyĆ«ji made a defensive stance, butâŠ
âIs there anymore⊠fried rice?â
âHuh? Oh, no⊠cause you ate it all.â
âThat so? Ah well.â
âYouâre still not full? That was four bowls worth of rice. Are you really that hungry?â
There was no reply. Aisaka turned her back towards Ryƫji and put on one shoe.
â⊠The fusumaâŠâ
She said quietly and turned around without warning again.
âMan, you sure talk a lot.â
âThereâs a hole in the fusuma⊠is fixing that going to cost a lot?â
She asked while looking up at RyĆ«ji, her large eyes blinking two to three times. Feeling his heartbeat going wild, RyĆ«ji avoided Aisakaâs eyes. Not because he was afraid, but because he was puzzled. This was the first time heâd ever seen Aisaka not looking angry.
âAhh⊠um⊠if itâs fixing that, I can handle it myself⊠I think. I just had a look, the hole isnât that big, so itâll be fine if I have some good quality washi. Though you can only find normal quality washi paper in these parts.â
âHmmâŠâ
He couldnât tell what sheâs up to with that expressionless face.
âWashi⊠If possible, you can use this!â
Aisaka stuck something out. ⊠Ryƫji looked confused at the thing that she stuffed into his hand.
âIf you find that useful, then use it! If you need money to fix it, Iâll pay for it.â
âAh⊠er⊠um!â
Without answering whether she was full or not, Aisaka began to tie her shoelaces with a scowl. Looking at that round back of hers, he just feltâŠ
â⊠Hey, wait a moment!â
He just felt he had to call her.
âWhat now?!â
â⊠How long have you not eaten?â
âWhy do you care? Itâs not like I donât eat⊠I got tired with the stuff from the convenience store⊠so even after buying them I couldnât bring myself to eatâŠâ
âConvenience store? All three meals? Wouldnât that be bad for your health?â
âThere was a fast food stall in front of the station, but it closed down last month. So I could only get food from the convenience store⊠the cooked food in the supermarket⊠how do I put it⊠I donât know how to buy itâŠâ
âYou donât know how to buy it? Just pick what you like and put it into a transparent box, and then take it to the cashier to weigh it and thatâs it⊠By the way, whereâre your parents?â
After tying her shoelaces, Aisaka stood up. Ryƫji saw her shake her head ambiguously. Feeling embarrassed, Ryƫji did not ask further and simply stood and watched the figure with long hair open the door and walk out.
âAh, wait! Let me walk you home! Itâs a bit dangerous to walk alone at this time of dayâŠâ
âRelax, I live closeby⊠Besides, I have a wooden blade.â
âNo, wouldnât that be even more dangerous?â
âItâs really close! Anyway, bye, RyĆ«ji, see you tomorrow.â
She turned and ran off. RyĆ«ji quickly put on his slippers and without even locking his door, tried to give chase. Yet from his entrance looking downstairs, Aisaka was nowhere to be seenâŠ
â⊠In the end I let her go back alone. By the wayâŠâ
RyĆ«ji blinked and looked with a screwed up face in the direction that Aisaka had disappeared into⊠He wasnât angry, just feeling very confused.
Before sunrise, just before Yasuko returned, Ryƫji had already tidied his room up. This was thanks to his habit of tidying things up.
From that day onwards, on the fusuma in the Takasu residence was attached a small pattern of light pink cherry blossom petals.