âThe captain with the fearsome pitching arm, Kushieda Minori!â
âYeah! The âBullet Home Returnâ that dominated the Kantou region isnât just for show!â
âThe proficient cook with the mean expression, Takasu RyĆ«ji!â
âY, yeahâŠI can only stick around until 5 oâclock; thereâs a limited time offer on chicken today.â
âThe one with the strongest name is here to help, Aisaka Taiga!â
ââŠâ
ââAnd last is me, Kitamura YĆ«saku! All members present and accounted for!â
Turning around and pointing, Kitamura checked off on each one of them then tightly clenched his fist. Even the ordinarily busy Kitamura was taking a break from club activities today, and it seemed he had even gotten special permission to put his student council duties on hold.
It was 4 oâclock in the afternoon and there were no other students left in the classroom. The fading sunlight illuminated the three people sitting around Kitamura like underlings and Ami, who was standing a little bit apart from them.
âNow thenâ, Kitamura put on a chairman-like appearance as he began speaking in his far carrying voice.
âStarting immediately, weâre going to implement the strategy we laid out yesterday. So Kushieda, Aisaka, and I will be in charge of photographing the stalker. Weâll be using this digital camera, and just in case, weâre each going to take some shots with our cell phones as well. Just in case, Takasu will be sticking around Ami.â
Raising his hand, RyĆ«ji requested Kitamuraâs permission before speaking.
ââŠWouldnât it be better if you and I took the pictures while the two girls followed Kawashima around?â
Taiga aside, he felt that the way they had it set up would be too dangerous for Minori. However, Kitamura just overturned RyĆ«jiâs suggestion,
âNot really, because if something were to happen and we get scattered while taking pictures, it would be pretty bad to just leave the girls all by themselves. If weâre discovered while weâre doing this kind of thing, itâs possible that things will get out of hand. In the unlikely event that something does happen, youâll be there to protect Ami with your fearsome looks.â
ââŠI kind of understand, butâŠI seriously donât have any confidence when it comes to fighting.â
Looking at his fists that had never been directed against another person in his whole life, Ryƫji mumbled rather pitifully. However, Ami had moved over next to him and wrapped one of his arms with both of her hands
âItâll be fine! If itâs Takasu-kun, I really feel I can depend on you! Because I believe that youâll definitely protect me!â
âUmâŠAhâŠEh?!â
Surprised by her sudden approach, RyĆ«ji couldnât even speak. He wasnât sure how he should get away. Trying to pull at his gently ensnared arm and squirming uncomfortably already felt indecent enough that he ended up blushing. It actually made Taigaâs chillingly piercing stare practically comfortable.
âAll right. Then weâre starting. We have no idea where weâre being watched, so once we pass the shoeracks, Takasu and Ami will go first. Weâll take the route we discussed yesterday, and weâll keep in contact via cell phone.â
On Kitamuraâs command, they left the classroom one after the other and started walking down the hallway. Then,
ââŠYou, just what is that?â
RyĆ«ji ended up spotting something strange in Taigaâs collar as she walked in front of him.
âIâm just bringing it as a precautionâŠIt feels so nostalgic, carrying this guy around.â
While Taigaâs lips curled, just a glimpse of something that looked like a wooden stick peeked out through gaps in her hair. Thinking âWhat in the world is it?â, he tried pulling it out just a little for a better look,
ââŠIf you go around waving this thing, itâs going to become a big deal.â
âI get it, thatâs why I said itâs just a precaution.â
He gently thrust the handle of the wooden sword that he had accidentally seen back into her jacket collar. Ahh, how nostalgicâthat night in spring, he had been nearly killed by that guyâŠIf he looked really closely, he could figure out that there was definitely something at Taigaâs exceptionally well-postured back. It just wasnât all that noticeable because her back was concealed by her long hair.
ââŠMore important than that, RyĆ«jiâŠâ
Oddly, Taiga had lowered her voice and was staring at him with large eyes. She was still keeping that wooden sword hidden behind her back.
âHm?â
âYouâre really a helplessly perverted dog, arenât youâŠJust now, making that lovesick faceâŠYouâre so unfaithful, Iâm ashamed as your master, seriously.â
âWh,âŠWhat are you talking aboutâŠ?â
Even though he asked her what she was going on about, he was of course fully aware of what she meant. Taiga just let out a big sigh at RyĆ«jiâs face.
âYouâre really getting friendly with Kawashima AmiâŠWell, isnât that nice? Youâre just quickly abandoning Minorin and latching onto some pretty girl who treats you nicely. So youâre that kind of guy. Iâll keep that in mind.â
âI wonder about that. Well, itâs your life. Iâm not going to concern myself with your problem with lust.â
ââŠJust what the heck are you saying?â
Going âfuâ, she finally gave a malicious smile. She turned away, full of contempt, before trotting off to leave RyĆ«ji behind and, with her long and smoke-like hair swaying, she moved to cling tightly to Minori who was walking a little ahead.
âHey, if it isnât Taiga-chan. Youâre so cute today as well.â
While Taiga was practically purring and sidling up to her, Minori was touching the tip of the wooden sword, which was just barely hidden by the hem of Taigaâs skirt, in a way that made it look like she was groping Taiga from behind,
âŠRyĆ«ji unthinkingly stared, noâŠrather, he was put off. Even though Taiga was always calling him a perverted dog, werenât they the ones being much more perverted?
Furthermore, Taiga was being rather mean with her comments, even for her. What the heck had he done to deserve it? And then sheâd run away before he got a chance to retortâ
âTakasu-kun, is something the matter?â
âAâŠNo, itâs nothing.â
Before he knew it, Ami had popped up beside him with her smiling face, and it was making him nervous. As they were walking side by side close enough that their shoulders could touch, his anger was slowly flowing away. Instead, he was starting to feel oddly impatient.
Anyway, the girl by the name of Kawashima Ami was suddenly excessively close to himâReciting the reason why his face felt hot, RyĆ«ji averted his gaze from Ami as he twisted his lips into an upside down V.
As they were leisurely walking about the immediate vicinity,
ââŠSo then, I asked them to let me try on the light pink one. But the shop people, you know, they said the white would definitely suit Ami-chan, that only white would do, then they forced me to wear that knitted one. And then even I was like, maybe white is actually pretty good? Thatâs what I started feeling, but then when I thought about the knitted one I bought the other day, I think it might have been white, mm, well actually it seemed a little more like light gray than whiteâŠCould it have been beige? Maybe it was beige?â
Ami just kept going on and on and on with her story about shopping while she smiled broadly. This was probably the so-called [cute and fashionable girl whose head is so occupied with shopping that she canât think about anything difficult] appearance.
âTakasu-kun, are you listening?â
ââŠYeah.â
âThe white or the pink, which one would Takasu-kun choose?â
ââŠWell, me wearing pink is kind of âŠâ
âThatâs not it! Iâm talking about for me!â
âIs that so?â
Ahahahahaâ-hahaha, haha, haâŠ
Just then, RyĆ«ji came to understand Kitamuraâs actual intentions. That fellow who had hopingly asked Taiga to become friends with Ami, there wasnât anything wrong with his glasses after all.
âI just love shopping for Western-styled clothing.â
Perhaps she was trying to clear yesterdayâs events from her memory. Speaking childishly and a bit spoiled, Ami was showing off an angelic smile. However, rather than this present Ami, he felt the unaltered Ami who would exchange vicious glares with Taiga was much better. The Ami who tossed away her shoes that had been ridden with tadpoles onto the river bank while spouting curses was much easier to understand.
Dealing with the pretentious Ami was tedious and kind of chilling, so he ended up feeling like he was looking at something rather dangerous and unpredictable. Because it was a fake face.
Her pretense was just like thin iceâHaving fallen through, her honest self must have been drowning in worry, so why would she hide it? Regardless of whether her personality was good or bad (well, it was probably bad), when he considered how she was trying to hide her real self even after it had already been exposed, he ended up wondering why she would go to such lengths to do something so futile.
âAh, your phoneâs ringing.â
Amiâs shell-like fingertip was pointing to his cellphone that had been vibrating in his pocket, possibly for some time. He hastily flipped it open,
ââŠHello?â
ââTakasu! Howâs the situation over there?ââ
He answered Kitamuraâs hotly spirited voice in a very mundane manner.
âNo change. What about on your side?â
ââWe found the guy right away. Heâs walking about fifteen meters behind you guys. Weâre keeping nearby and tracking him.ââ
âTakasu-kun, is that YĆ«saku? Switch, switch!â
Ami extended her hand from the side and took the cellphone from Ryƫji.
âHello~, is this YĆ«saku? Yeah, Iâm fine, Takasu-kun is here, after all! Um, you know, Iâm kind of tired of walkingâŠYeah, okayâŠAh, really? Then weâll do just that!â
Deciding on her own to end the call, she flipped it closed,
âYĆ«saku you know, he said to go into a shop. At some place that serves tea, sit at a window seat.â
Ami spoke while smiling happily.
âIs there a shop like that near here? Take me there, please.â
âA place that serves tea you sayâŠItâs nearby, can you see that sign just down the street?â
âAh, if it isnât a Starbucks! So there was one around here, thatâs great, itâs been a long time since I drank a latte!
âDoes it really look like a Starbucks? Thatâs aâŠâ
ââŠHm?âŠWhat?âŠEh?â
As they got progressively closer, Amiâs head became progressively tilted with suspicion. Certainly, the sign looked just like that of the North American coffee chain. The round shape, the green bordering, the somewhat indistinguishable humanoid imageâ
âTh, this isâŠâ
âBut that image was of the old man who owned the shop.
âSudou Coffee BarâŠWe usually call it SudobaâŠâ
ââŠGehâŠâ
Ri~ng
Sounding the bell that would probably be considered uncommon nowadays, RyĆ«ji and Ami walked into Sudoba. Nevertheless, he guessed the inside was designed to resemble the original Starbucks. The place was self-service with the college girl employees sitting on comfortable looking sofas. Yet it wasnât like the shop was all that empty.
âEhhâŠSudobaâŠItâs got a pretty good atmosphereâŠâ
Scanning the room, Ami was nodding while looking intrigued. Getting up from a seat by the window was a middle-aged man,
âOhh! If it isnât Mirano-chanâs kid!â
He called out to Ryƫji familiarly. Heartbroken over his divorce this spring, Inage-san was a regular at Bishamonten Kuni.
âAh, hello.â
âUwa~, whatâs this?! Today you brought along another pretty ladyâŠDid you break up with that small scary girl? Come on, you broke up, didnât you? Well itâs fine, a second marriageâŠOr rather, a new girlfriendâŠâ
âThatâs not it, youâve got it all wrong. Kawashima, go ahead and sit next to him since thereâs space. Iâll go get some drinks.â
âYe~s.â
âHow cute~â, âYouâre such a pretty girl~â, âYou kind of resemble that actress, Anna Kawashima~â, âYeah~â, âYou must get that often~ââŠTurning his back on their light-hearted banter, RyĆ«ji went to the counter.
âWelcome to Sudobucks!â
Even the way the employed college girl (she was wearing a green apron over a black polo shirt) pronounced the shopâs name was standardized. From the menu that was pretty normal considering they went so far to plagiarize, RyĆ«ji ordered American coffee then returned to the seat where Ami was waiting.
âYouâre okay with coffee, right?â
âYeah. This place just might be pretty comfortableâŠI almost feel like doing my homework.â
With her body sinking into the sofa, it seemed like Ami had completely become Sudobucksâ prisoner. Thatâs right, thatâs right, everyone in this town loves Sudoba. It was clear that even if they were to wait a hundred years, an original Starbucks wasnât going to pop up around here.
âWe can even get you some cake. Itâs handmade by my daughter.â
ââŠCakeâŠCake isâŠI really want to eat, butâŠâ
Resisting temptation, Ami stubbornly shook her head back and forth. Perhaps unconsciously, her hands were on her stomach. He wondered if it was the result of Minoriâs pinch the other day. Without offering any further encouragement, RyĆ«ji took out his cell and called Kitamura.
âHey, Kawashima and I are at Sudoba now.â
ââAh, we confirmed your entrance, roger! Sudoba is quite a good shop.ââ
Yes yes, he nodded as a fellow local.
ââThat stalker guy is still following you, staring at the window. Heâs hiding in the entrance of the building across from the intersection. Just sit tight for a little while.ââ
âUnderstood.â
When he shut his phone, Ami immediately asked him about their conversation.
âSo, what did YĆ«saku say?â
âThat man, heâs hiding by the building across from here. Weâre supposed to wait here for a little while.â
Ami cast her eyes downwards while twisting her pretty face somewhat.
âWell, it really is kind of creepy. Heâs sneakily taking pictures of you for some unknown purpose.â
âThat much is true, but the really creepy stuff isnât limited to just that. Some time ago, that guy put some pictures he had taken secretly into our mailboxâŠThat was seriously creepy.â
âY, your mailbox?! That means he went as far as your front door! ThatâsâŠâ
Waving her hand as if saying âNo, thatâs not itâ at the now speechless RyĆ«ji, Ami scrunched her face in distress even more.
âThat he could get to my house is unnerving of course, but the pictures themselves were just as much of a problem in my opinion. They were from when I was out shopping while on my way home from work, and wellâŠI was making villain-like faces, that was my reaction. No matter how I looked at them, I had the face of a bully. Seeing that made me feel seriously sickâŠLike, this is really me?! Am I really this awful?! Thatâs what I felt.â
RyĆ«ji was inadvertently thinking that it wasnât such a problem since she was beautiful after all.
âHorrible, it was seriously too despicableâŠThat face. I really didnât like it. I hated itâŠI didnât want something like that to be seen.â
It looked like Ami, who was speaking while contorting her lips as if spitting, sincerely couldnât allow such a thing. However, although it might be bad for RyĆ«ji to say it, he wouldnât be outclassed when it came to that kind of a worry.
âIf youâre going to talk like that, then look, just look at me. Kawashima, when you first saw me, you must have been thinking âdelinquent,â right? Itâs not just that I look like I have a bad character, but strangers walking down the road even talk about me behind my back. You still have it easy, because in any case people call you cute and the like when they look at you.â
âWell then, Takasu-kun can also try putting on a cute face.â
âHow would I do that?â
âTry this. While seriously believing âI am cute~! So very cute~!â, do this.â
She brought both hands up to her face with her index fingers extended, narrowed her eyes with a gentle smile, and tilted her petite head prettily. Thinking to himself, âDo it, donât regret it nowâ, RyĆ«ji tried to pump himself up,
âLike this?â
Following her example, he tried smiling.
ââŠBuh!â
Ami coughed up the coffee she had been in the middle of drinking. Looking distressed for a while, she continued to cough vigorously,
ââŠI know exactly what you want to say. Actually, I already knew even beforehand.â
Desperately holding her mouth with the handkerchief she had grabbed, Ami was on the verge of tears. Her face had turned red from coughing, she was leaning against the table for support, and she seemed to be having trouble breathing, but she nevertheless was somehow able to point at Ryƫji,
Her reaction was pretty much what he expected, but still, he really felt hurt. He wasnât saying this because he was hurt, but,
ââŠI just want to tell you, but you were doing the same kind of thing, you know. You might have cute looks, but essentially, the way you act scary and almost horrifying is just about the same.â
âHaa~, thought I was going to die! No way Takasu-kun, just how was that anything like me at all?!â
KahahaâŠConsidering how she laughed amusedly and called him âthatâ, he was unable to stop with only that much.
âItâs the same. I donât want to say it, but when you changed all of a sudden yesterday, it was ten minutes of horror. Not the part where Kawashima suddenly got angry, but afterwards, when you acted like you were perfectly fine.â
As expected, he didnât mention that he knew about her true character from the first time they met, butâNo, he might just have said too much already, but it was already too late to take everything back. Now that he had said this much, he wasnât going to stop until he had said everything he needed to say.
âYou should cut the act. Everything will quickly be exposed. I donât know if you think that act you put on is cute or something, but if you were to see it, itâs not something youâd feel good about.â
He ended up going that far in his speech,
ââŠKawashimaâŠ?â
He had said too much after all, probablyâHe finally looked at Amiâs expression.
Ami remained smiling,âŠwith an artificial, angelically gentle smile, she was staring at RyĆ«ji. Without showing any signs of emotional instability, she was forcing her whole face into a smile.
âIs this about yesterday? What?âThat stuff youâre saying, itâs as simple as breathing for me. Iâm not going to back down if itâs just this, you know?â
RyĆ«ji wasnât even sure whether the look she was directing straight at him was cold or hot. There was only one thing he was sure of: no matter what he tried to say or what words he used, nothing would reach this girl past her iron mask.
âYou know, I canât get along without this face. I know that myself the best.â
âUâŠmmâŠâ
He didnât know how to respond. However, it didnât look like Ami was really expecting any sort of response. She continued speaking while still smiling.
âWhether or not thereâs any meaning or value, that kind of thing and how things are remain two separate matters. Iâm pretty sure there wasnât any yesterday. No meaning or value. What happened wasâŠMaybe I was just feeling negative because of that annoying midget? That midgetâs face when sheâs sticking near Takasu-kun, itâs too amusing. The only reason I mention it is because it makes me want to act recklessly like thatâŠThe tadpoles were outside my expectations though.â
ââŠSorry, I kind ofâŠI donât really understand, butâŠDid I say too much?â
âHmm? What are you talking about? Was Takasu-kun speaking to me about something? I donât remember, not~ at~ all.â
As Amiâs eyes turned wide as if she was mystified, RyĆ«ji held his breath for a bit. She was going to stubbornly continue hiding her real self, this girl.
âCome on, whatâs with that face? You donât need to think so hard. This, you know, itâs strategy. Itâs a strategy where saying weird things makes people think about meâŠThereâs really no meaning in it.â
ââŠSeriously, I just donât get you.â
When Ryƫji said that, Ami cutely tilted her head and laughed some more as if satisfied.
âFine fine, itâs okay if you donât. Come on, Iâm an airhead after all.â
If itâs fine not to understandâŠIf thatâs the case, then he seriously wouldnât think about it anymore. RyĆ«ji shrugged and looking at the two-sided self-proclaimed airhead, he pretended to drink his coffee.
Eventually, he estimated at least ten minutes must have passed without them really having a conversation. RyĆ«jiâs cell phone shook in vibrating mode.
ââHello, Takasu? Weâve got a bit of a problem. It looks like that guy wasnât able to take any good pictures of Ami from where he was, so he gave up and started reading manga while waiting for you guys to leave the shop. It was no good having you guys go in there; could you go ahead and leave?ââ
âYeah, understood.â
Explaining the situation to Ami, they quickly put away their trays before leaving Sudoba. It seemed like Kitamura and the others had confirmed their exit from somewhere nearby.
ââSorry. So just like we originally planned, travel northwest along the highway and head to the park.ââ
âRogerâŠKawashima, letâs walk this way.â
Side by side with Ami, Ryƫji was just about to start casually walking again,
ââAlsoâI have one more unfortunate thing to report. Weâve lost Kushieda.ââ
ââŠWha?!â
He instinctively stopped walking.
The one who thought this up? All ready? She left before they even did anything?
After RyĆ«ji unthinkingly yelled out in surprise, Ami looked at him with her eyes widenedâŠNo good, if he didnât pretend things were okay, the stalker guy might become suspicious.
âWh,âŠwhy?â
ââShe got a message from her work about an emergency, someone got a cold and they needed help. She might have been in danger of being fired because the guy who hired her was crying that if Kushieda didnât come, it would be his neck, so while the guy was crying, she left the battlefieldâŠKushieda said, letâs meet again, and also that she was really sorryâŠWe lost such a good soldierâŠââ
Ryƫji gulpingly held his breath. Minori had left the front lines, so then in other words that meant,
ââŠT, then, right now, itâs just you and Taiga by yourselvesâŠâ
ââAisaka is doing fine.ââ
âLe, let me speak with Taiga for a moment, itâs an emergency!â
A second later,
âââŠ~ââ
Breathing that seemed to be on the verge of tears without saying anything was flooding the phone. It was Taiga.
âTa, TaigaâŠAre you okay?!â
âââŠUâŠUh.ââ
She didnât seem okayâRyĆ«ji violently scratched his head. To be all alone with Kitamura, that wasnât a situation that Taiga could handle right now. Even though she would normally just end up petrified from being nearby, now they were walking together aloneâŠHe wouldnât be surprised if Taiga was on the verge of death.
âHey, pull yourself together! Are you guys talking?! Is there a problem?!â
âââŠIâm,âŠIâm,ââ
âYouâŠfeel alright?!â
ââIâm nervou,ââ
Suddenly the call got cut short.
âEhâŠEhh?!â
Thinking âWhat the heckâ, RyĆ«ji just looked blankly at his phone. Clumsy in even normal situations, Taiga was alone with Kitamura too nervous to even speak, and then while theyâre following the stalker, the phone suddenly cuts outâŠHis worry, it was infinite.
âHey, whatâs wrong? Wasnât that YĆ«saku and the others just now? Bad reception?â
âY, yeahâŠFor some reason it just cut out all of a suddenâŠâ
âWhy donât you try calling back from over here?â
Nodding at Amiâs reasonable advice, he tried calling back, but all he heard was, âThe phone you are trying to reach is currently not availableâŠâ. He tried once more with no change, so with a sigh he put the phone into his pocket.
âCanât get through? To YĆ«saku and the others?â
âA, anyway, Kushieda left, and it seems like Taigaâs not doing so wellâŠWhat the heckâs going on, seriouslyâŠMaybe Iâll try calling again. No wait, maybe weâre still out of range for receptionâŠâ
He noticed Ami suddenly stare up at him.
ââŠWh, what?â
Ami didnât say a word.
Different from the look of fearing the stalking man, it was more like a gaze that was trying to search RyĆ«jiâs inner self. Such a clear yet thoroughly serene look made it hard for him to remain calmâ
âWh, what is it?â
ââŠNothing specialâŠâ
With a breath and a faint smile, she relinquished him from that stare. He felt like he had been saved.
âItâs just that I was thinking. Takasu-kun, you really seem quite kind. Especially when it comes to that kid.â
Before he could ask her who she meant by that kid, his phone vibrated in his pocket. It looked like they had finally gotten some reception as he pressed the talk button,
âHey.â
ââUh~âŠUh~âŠââ
ââŠTa, Taiga?!â
He instinctively pressed the phone against his ear with all his might. Wondering just what happened on the other end of the line, he could hear Taigaâs sobbing voice.
âHey, whatâs wrong?!â
ââKi, Kitamura hasâŠ~ââ
âDid something happen to Kitamura?!â
At those words, Ami instantly turned to look up at RyĆ«jiâs face.
ââKitamura fell into a ditch!ââ
âD,âŠA ditch?!â
ââJust now, we were shaken off at a crosswalk, and then when he ran hastily to catch up, he ended up falling into a ditch in the gutterâŠKitamura got all messed up and he said to leave him behindâŠ!ââ
âHuh?!â
ââAnd, and then, I was told to go find a good spot and he made me take the digital cameraâŠ~âŠNow, Iâm all aloneâŠ!ââ
While RyĆ«ji was thinking this was ridiculous, he could hear on the other end just faintlyâŠAisaka~, be careful~âŠThat faraway voice definitely belonged to Kitamura.
âââŠOoh, just what the heck am I doing this sort of thing for, I donât even knowâŠââ
Halting his steps reflexively, he held his breath. Just now, Taiga had screamed.
âââŠOh,âŠThere was a signâŠââ
Hearing her calm voice, he started to relax for the moment thinking everything was okay, but,
ââI fell into a ditch too. Today is just, horribleâŠMy whole bodyâs messy, the cameraâs messy tooâŠThe planâs a failure, Iâm ending the transmission.ââ
âEhâŠEhh?! Taiga?! Hey, Taiga!âŠShe, she hung upâŠâ
âWhat the heck?
RyĆ«ji was struck speechless, just staring at the phone after the call had ended. Just what did she mean by a ditch? Were there even any around? Was it that easy to fall into one? A ditch, she saidâŠA ditchâŠ
âWhatâs wrong with YĆ«saku and the others?! Did something happen?!â
Even if he didnât really get it, he had to try explaining it to her nevertheless. Resolutely, RyĆ«ji turned to Ami who was looking up at him worriedly.
ââŠThey were annihilated. Kitamura and Taiga both fell into a ditch.â
ââŠHuh? A, a ditch?â
They stood there blankly looking at one another. It hadnât even been an hour since they started and now the two who were remaining didnât have any place to go anymore. â
ââŠâ
Amiâs shoulders trembled. At almost the exact same time, RyĆ«ji reflexively turned around.
The stalker guy who had shaken off Kitamura and Taiga was standing only a few meters away. He most likely hadnât even considered the possibility that he had been marked earlier; his face looked calm as he held a cell phone in one hand, and he was making a face like he was just going through his mailâBut the camera flash indicator on his phone continued to glow. He was probably taking video.
âL, letâs goâŠâ
Furrowing her brow, Ami dropped her earlier expression and started moving forward swiftly. Somewhat confused, RyĆ«ji also started running with her, naively thinking that just maybe they wouldnât be followed, but,
âWaâŠ~, what the heck, this guyâŠâ
Unabashedly, that man was running after them while holding up his cell phone camera.
Since there werenât any other people around, that guy probably thought that if it was just RyĆ«ji, even if something were to happen he could handle it.
While they were running, RyĆ«ji started thinking. Why was it that in normal situations he was always considered terrifying, but now when he needed it, his glare was having no effect? Now he was even being treated lightly like this? When he tried looking over his shoulder, he got his answer. Dazedly, the man was looking at his phoneâs screen while probably only concerned with recording Ami, so he likely wrote off RyĆ«ji as just some bratâThat might have been true, butâThat guy was looking down on him. If only he could have glared with the harsh eyes he had inherited from his father (a yakuza), maybe the situation could have improved.
âWhat do we do, heâs still following us!â
At Amiâs nearly hysteric voice, RyĆ«jiâs chest tightened. If they didnât deal with this somehow, then they wouldnât be able to return to a normal peaceful life.
âUmmâŠThe closest policebox from here isâŠAh, damn, heâs right behind us! If we can just make it to a policebox!â
âGeez, enoughâŠ!â
Amiâs pitiful voice trembled as she was on the verge of tears.
âWhy do I have to go through all this?! Itâs all that guyâs fault things are so messed up! YĆ«saku might have even gotten hurtâŠGeez, what are we supposed to do now?!â
If only it had been Kitamura who still remained, he probably would have charged right in and taken care of things. He was the kind of idiot who might fall into ditches, but his bravery and sense of justice were genuine. So he probably would have made sure not to allow a situation where a girl would cry like thisâAt least, if only that had been the case.
RyĆ«ji at the very least tried to redouble his efforts, wanting to take Amiâs hand as she ran. However, it seemed she was oblivious to his attempt as she ran desperately, and RyĆ«ji couldnât even catch her balled up hand. While he couldnât catch her and couldnât protect her, the trembling in Amiâs voice continued to become more and more pronounced.
âBecause of that insignificant creep, I went so far as to take a break from work, move, and transfer schoolsâŠ! And yet, I still have to put up with the same stuff after all! What the heckâŠIf itâs like this, then in the end Iâm just running away again. No matter where I try to go, Iâll just be chased down againâŠWhat the heck am I supposed to do?!â
âKa, Kawashima!â
With her agitation steadily increasing, Amiâs voice started getting louder, becoming shriller as if she was about to snap. Her voice that should have been trembling on the verge of tears seemed to suddenly be overtaken by anger.
âHey, that guy can hear you!âŠIf you get too excitedâŠâ
âThatâs just it, isnât it irritating?!â
Snarlingly, Amiâs voice snapped.
âItâs that creepâs fault, that Iâm irritated, that Iâm stressed, and that I end up eating pastries and other things, you know?! And now Iâm even flabby?! If itâs like this, I might seriously have to quit modelingâŠWhat the heckâs up with that?! Huh?! No way~! Thatâs too much, isnât it?! But this fleshinessâŠThis sort ofâŠMy stomachâŠis flabby?!â
Looking at her from the corner of his eye, RyĆ«ji muffled a yelp and held his breath. Her expression that had been tearful until just recently had changed; her lips upturned, the blood vessels in her temple pulsed, both her eyes narrowed, her nose crinkled, and she bared her fangs like the Chihuahua she really wasâŠAmiâs real nature, the very thing itself.
âThat bruteâŠDamn itâŠIs Ami-chan going to lose to that detestable creep?!â
It appeared. Ami-chan appeared.
âFor me, for Ami-chan to, lose, to that weirdo, and be, all messed upâŠ! Ah~âŠDamn~âŠThat brute~âŠHow irritating~âŠAmi-chan is so pissedâŠâ
âKa, KawashimaâŠHey, waitâŠâ
âTakasu-kun, you said it before, rightâŠTo stop with the act, you told me that just a moment ago. I get it. Iâll stop. Ami-chan will stop already. Iâll stop, Iâll stop, I, will, stop! Iâll live with this bad-natured look.â
âWai, hey, thatâsâŠnot what IâŠâ
âShut up! That midget, Taiga Aisaka didnât lose to that guy! Ami-chan isnât going to just keep on suffering this endlessly! Even if heâs a guy, Iâll teach him a lesson! As an actressâs daughterâdonât take me lightly!â
Next to the speechless Ryƫji, Ami suddenly did an about-face. When he wondered about her turning around,
âUooooo~!â
Aiming at the man who was chasing after them, Ami went all out and started a fierce forward dash. With Ami brandishing her school bag in her hand and twisting her face to resemble that of a demon,
âHuh?! Ehh?!â
It wasnât surprising that the man would start to flee. The hunter and the hunted had switched roles all of a sudden,
âStop right there, youâââ~!â
Chasing after the man who was desperate to get away, Ami continued to heckle him heavily. Of course, Ryƫji had no choice but to run after her,
âIdiot! Stop it! Calm down! I might look like this, but I seriously think fighting is wrong!â
However, it seemed like she was too far gone to hear anything Ryƫji was saying. Seeing the man escape into the park,
âO~rya~!
She took a shortcut by jumping the shrubbery with a magnificent fawn-like leap and got ahead of him, and as the finisher,
âTake this!â
She flung her bag. The rectangular bag twirled in midair as it flew a short distance,
âUgah!â
It hit the running manâs legs. Dropping his bag, the man dove face first into the sandpit.
Ami immediately picked up the cellphone the man had dropped,
ââŠHaaâŠhaaâŠhaaâŠ!â
Still looking like a demon while catching her breath, she didnât say anything, but there was a cracking sound as she started breaking the phone right in half.
âA, ahhâŠâ
Filled with fear, the man pulled back as Ami threw the two remaining pieces onto the ground next to him. Then she continued,
âHaaâŠYou still have it, donât youâŠImages of Ami-chanâŠHand it overâŠThe digitalâŠcameraâŠHey! Hurry up and hand it over!â
ââŠItâs, itâs over thereâŠâ
The man trembled as he pointed to the contents of his bag that had spilled out all over the ground. There certainly was a latest model digital camera lying over there, and Ami stooped down and picked it up. Examining it for a while and trying out various buttons, Ami was probably trying to clear the data as she fiddled with it, but,
âS, stop it! Youâre going to break it!â
ââŠHaaâŠhaaâŠâ
The man who must have not fully considered the situation sounded like he was getting irritated. While breathing raggedly, Ami held the camera by the strap,
âEi!â
Spinning it around and around, she finally used the momentum to slam the camera into a concrete bench.
âWaaaah!â
While the manâs wail resounded, the camera was nevertheless state of the art, after all. It wouldnât break from just one or two collisions (well, RyĆ«ji wondered if the insides were holding up), but,
âEi! Ei! Ei!âŠYa!â
Being cruelly bashed over and over, it finally made a clear cracking sound as Ami subjected it to treatment it shouldnât have to endure. But she just kept beating it like that any number of times,
âShe had probably been building up a lot of stress. She continued to vandalize the camera repeatedly like that while holding onto the strap until it completely lost any resemblance to an actual camera. Half buried in the sandpit, the man was silently crying. Faced with such a hellish scene, RyĆ«ji didnât even know what to say.
âU~, u~, my camera isâŠâ
âNow thenâŠI wonder, what should I break nextâŠ? For some reason, Ami-chanâs starting enjoy this? Ehh?â
Continuously stomping all over the remains of the wrecked digital camera with her feet, Ami cruelly smirked and laughed.
âHey, can I break this? Is it all right if Ami-chan breaks everything? You listening? Why donât you answer? Should I break you too, just like this?â
âPlease, please forgive me already!â
Kneeling in the sandpit, the man raised both of his trembling hands and clasped them together.
ââŠHow about if I promise not to hang around Ami-chan anymore?â
âIâve had it with the vows!â
Becoming unusually child-like, the manâs tearful voice was echoing unsightly.
âAfter youâve shown such a demon-like appearance, Iâm already over and done with you. I donât consider Ami-chan my angel anymore! A liar, youâre seriously a demon! Youâre completely black! Youâre such a fraud, and I donât want to have anything to do with you anymore! The cute angelic Ami-chan, there really never was anyone like that~! Ami-cha~n! Or rather I should say, why are you together with such a frightening delinquent, though I only just now noticed~?!â
âAre you talking about me when you say delinquentâŠ?â
It seemed like, even more than having his cellphone or his camera broken, it was having his dream broken that was the most difficult thing to bear. Without putting up any sort of fight, he just kept speaking and crying shamefully.âLike for example, he wasnât the âseriouslyâ dangerous kind of fellow who would brandish a knife over his head, so Ami was really lucky for that. So then, the manâs final words were as follows.
âYou, your personality is horrible!â
âWhat are you talking about?â
With a cold reply, Ami pulled out a hand-mirror from her uniformâs pocket as if she had just remembered. Then gazing at herself and smiling laughingly, she struck a cutesy pose.
âAmi-chan is just cute like this .â
âShe had maintained a show of strength while they left the park and as far as the first street corner.
âCome on, go ahead and sit! Right there, just move that newspaper!â
ââŠUâŠUâŠ~â
After having practically dragged her along, he was trying to get Ami to sit on a cushion, but,
âMy, my fingers wonât let go~.â
Ami spoke in a crying voice and looked up at RyĆ«ji. Her fingers that were gripping RyĆ«jiâs arm had stiffened up, and now she seemed unable to remove them by herself.
âEase up, itâs fine if you do it slowly.â
They were in the 2DK Takasu residence that was being gently lit by the setting sun. Sitting on the warm tatami mat, Ami desperately concentrated on calming her breathing while closing her eyes.
It was a good thing that they were able to break the stalkerâs fascination, butâThey had been walking along the sidewalk when, as they turned the corner, Ami suddenly fell to her knees. She explained, âThatâŠThat was so scary!â
Her body had trembled and her eyes had become teary before her nervousness made her completely stiffen up, so she had to hold onto RyĆ«ji as she walked since she couldnât even stand on her own. She was in a sorry condition that she couldnât handle alone, where even her parched lips had started to tremble.
Once they made it out of the park, the Takasu residence was nearby. So lending her his support, he had taken her to his house.
âYasuko, that idiot, where did she go?â
Having made Ami sit down on the cushion in the living room and now standing in the kitchen, RyĆ«ji looked troubled as he scanned the silent household. He seriously hadnât thought there would be no one around. If he had known that it would be this way, he would have called a taxi and sent Ami home. To bring a crying girl to his empty house, that kind of thing wasnât like RyĆ«ji at all. Even if it was a girl who wasnât crying, it would probably still be impossible. Taiga? She was a special case.
Anyway, trying to calm Ami down, he put a little honey into some milk he had heated on the stove and brought it over to her.
âTh, thanksâŠâ
âThereâs plenty more if you want seconds. If you donât like sweet things, then tea or coffeeâŠWell, you just drank coffee a little while ago, didnât you?â
ââŠDonât worry, this is fineâŠâ
Taking a sip, Ami finally gave one long sigh.
âItâs deliciousâŠHey, can I add some more sugar?â
âIâve only got honey, if thatâs okay.â
She nodded, and he carefully poured some honey into the cup she was holding. As he was stirring the milk with a spoon, Amiâs lips finally shifted into a faint smile.
ââŠHow unexpected. Takasu-kun, do you drink this kind of stuff?â
âNo, not really. But Taiga likes to drink this sort of thing.â
After he accidentally said that, Ryƫji noticed Ami was looking up at him.
ââŠTaiga. Takasu-kun, you always call Taiga Aisaka by her first name, donât you?â
âI just say it because itâs too strange to act differentlyâŠâ
It wasnât really an excuse; that is, there wasnât any reason to try and come up with an excuseâIt was more of a preface.
âWe happen to live next to one another, and she lives alone, and with just my mother and me, itâs practically like living alone, soâŠWell, some way or anotherâŠThings like helping with choresâŠEating meals togetherâŠItâs kind of like weâve become siblingsâŠâ
ââŠFuu. Is that so?â
He wasnât sure if she really understood or not, but Ami didnât ask anymore about it,
âThis is seriously tasty. Iâll have to try this at my house next time.â
Holding the cup of hot milk flavored with honey in both hands, she continued to take her time drinking it in small sips.
âHow are you feeling?â
Simply swiveling her eyes upwards at his questioning voice, she shyly smiled while keeping the cup to her lips. Then, she suddenly turned off to the side,
âAh manâŠIâm so embarrassed! Even after I had thoroughly decided! Or so I had thought at leastâŠAfter all, I still ended up falling apart and trembling.â
âI think thatâs only natural. You know, I, the moment you started running at him, I was pretty much trembling already. Seriously, you were really lucky that he didnât do anything violent.â
ââŠSorry.â
Ami finally turned around and placed the now empty cup onto the dining table. Her face was tinted orange by light from the setting sun, and her light brown eyes were similarly turned a transparent amber.
âI can hardly believe it myselfâŠIt would have killed my mom if she found out about me doing something so risky. Just maybe, it might have been Taiga Aisakaâs influence? Yesterday when we were at the river bank, I saw her easily chase away that stalker creepâŠSo, I quickly became embarrassed about how I had been so frightened. SomehowâŠIt kind of felt like I was losing to her or somethingâŠâ
ââŠTaigaâs not really what I would call normal, so I donât think you should be using her as your standard.â
âThe Palmtop Tiger. Right? I heard from Maya-chan and the othersâŠFufu, itâs too perfect, that name. Maybe if I compete with the Palmtop Tiger, even I could strengthen myself a bit.â
ââŠKawashima, youâre already a tough enough girl to begin with.â
âMe, tough? Haha, Iâm just twisted. Iâll even say it myself, but Ami-chan is a seriously twisted person, black to the core, an ill-mannered girlâTakasu-kun probably also thinks so, after yesterdayâŠMaybe even earlier than that. I probably canât change your opinion anymore anyway.â
Shrugging her shoulders, Ami smiled, but it wasnât the same as the façade she would usually wear. Her eyes were lively with a hint of arrogance, her mouth had a slight twist that might have seemed cruel, and there was no trace of that angelic purity. Instead, she was sly and merciless, seeming really bad as her expression was thoroughly embedded with a pride that didnât care about anyone, and yet,âŠit was beautiful. Just as strong as his desire to criticize her was a feeling of attractionâ
âAhâŠI had forgotten. About those two who had fallen into ditches.â
âIf YĆ«sakuâs there, theyâll be fine.â
Thatâs not necessarily true. But looking at Amiâs expression, even after he had finally remembered about those two, his worry was slowly vanishing.
Her smiling face eventually began to stiffen, and Ami calmly held her breath. It seemed like she was dealing with an indistinct pain.
ââŠThat girl, sheâs a good kid, isnât she?â
âBy that girlâŠDo you mean Taiga?â
Without answering him, Ami hung her head.
ââŠLike with that stalker guy from just nowâŠItâs easy to become liked by a guy like that. Since Iâm made out to be cute in the pictures and on television, most people would come to like meâŠBecause, come on, Ami-chan is super cute.â
She said the last part jokingly, but RyĆ«ji didnât feel like laughing. Seeing the stiffness of Amiâs face as she stopped speaking, he just couldnât bring himself to laugh.
ââŠIn the same way, itâs just as easy to be hated. You say that the Ami-chan you guys normally see isnât really me,âŠthat I should be my natural self. But if I do that, youâll all come to hate me.â
Without thinking about it, RyĆ«ji had turned away from her eyes that were full of self-derision. She looked pitiful and he couldnât bear to watchâif he were to tell her something like that, sheâd probably feel even more hurt.
ââŠCome on, donât say such a thing.â
âBut itâs true. Itâs like with that guy just now. Itâs difficult to like me when Iâm being myself. Thatâs all. So that girlâŠIâm jealous of Taiga Aisaka. She doesnât hide her feelings even a little. And despite her recklessness, Takasu-kun doesnât hate her at all. Thatâs kind of,âŠno, thatâs really vexing. Because I wanted to see her feeling vexed, I tried to steal Takasu-kun from her, but I totally wasnât able to do it. That was a first. Why was that? I wondered. Ami-chan is cuter, so why? How was Ami-chan not better? Isnât such a pattern impossible? Isnât it unacceptable? So like thatâŠsheâs different from me?âŠI wonderedâŠI guess I was feeling jealous of her.â
Ryƫji inconspicuously sighed.
So Ami was feeling jealous of Taiga like this. Taiga was jealous of Ami, to the point where she had even huddled down and sobbed all alone. They each coveted what the other one possessed. It was probably because they felt that way that they couldnât get along with one another. Their feelings would always be in conflict, so to have a kind and cuddly relationship like the one Taiga and Minori shared, such a thing would be absolutely impossible. There was really no helping that. Definitely.
However, there was only one thing that he wanted to say on behalf of Taiga. It was regarding the part that Taiga, who had been described as ânot hiding her feelingsâ, hadnât made known to anyone besides RyĆ«ji and was desperately trying to change.
ââŠKawashima, you have Kitamura, donât you?â
âYĆ«saku?â
âThat guy, he really worries about you and treats you dearly. Iâm sure heâd accept you for who you are; he even went so far as to fall into a ditch for you, after all.â
ââŠYouâre right. ButâŠYĆ«saku is a no-go.â
A bit of her hair shifted for that moment, hiding Amiâs face from RyĆ«ji.
âYĆ«saku already has âone girl he really likesâ after all.â
ââŠEh?â
His thinking stopped.
RyĆ«ji suddenly remembered who Kitamura had confessed to almost immediately after being admitted to the schoolâTaiga. However, Kitamura had clearly told Taiga that they should just remain friends. Regardless of whether or not Taiga accepted that, there didnât seem to be any indication that she was the girl he liked. At least, not presently. So then who was it? If it was someone close, then Minori? Or maybe Maya? Or possiblyâ
âTakasu-kunâŠâ
Startled, his heart jumped.
Bending down like a cat, Ami had silently brought her face up close. He could smell milk on her breath, and unable to even look her in the face, he tried crawling backwards. However, his back almost immediately ran into the wall.
Ami didnât move any closer.
Instead of getting closer, she seemed to be slowly drawing him in with her moist amber eyesâ
ââŠTakasu-kun, if I, showed you the real meâŠwhat would you do?â
âW, what, you say.â
ââŠWould you, fall for me?â
The world fell silent.
RyĆ«jiâs leg inadvertently hit the dining table, and amidst the silence, the empty cup rolled onto the tatami mat.
The distance between their two faces, all that separated them was five centimeters.
Leaving it as a joke at the last moment, Amiâs lips finally upturned into a smile.
ââNo~t, I was joking. Did I make your heart race?â
âŠOr at least, it should have been.
âOh myâŠâ
To consider it all a joke, it seemed like only the two who were directly involved would accept that. At the sound of several filled plastic bags being dropped onto tatami mat, Ryƫji nearly jumped.
Turning around reflexively, Ami ended up on top of the lower half of RyĆ«jiâs body.
Reflexively facing the same way, Ryƫji was holding her waist calmly.
ââŠYacchanâŠCould this have been on purpose?âŠThat isâŠWhen I went shopping and while Kitamura-kun and Taiga-chan had fallen into ditchesâŠSo thenâŠUmmâŠA~h, what should I do?!â
In a pose resembling Munchâs The Scream, Yasuko had both her hands against her natural face and was bending her body restlessly back and forth.
Behind her in the entrance hall drenched with muddy water, Kitamura looked horrible as he pushed his twisted glasses up the bridge of his nose and was standing using a wooden sword as a crutch.
The similarly drenched Taigaâ
ââŠNo wayâŠâ
Taiga was being carried on Kitamuraâs back, and with only that, she fell silent and just had her eyes wide open.
In the corner of the room unheeded by anyone, Inko-chan who had unexpectedly seen everything was lightly shedding feathers from all over his body.