Xie Zhiwei felt a migraine coming on.
Cheese and Mengmeng were replaced, forcing him to save these two comedians. It was categorically impossible to go back after Faceless exposed his identity in front of so many witnesses. Obviously, the King of Nine Provinces had long learned of his existence. The man was already broody four years ago when he and Mu He had a teeny bit of feelings between them. Now that Mu He was defying his father for his sake
the king would rather have him dead, so he had to stay hidden.
Xie Zhiwei sighed. That’s not the worst of it. He still couldn’t forget the look in the protagonist’s eyes before he left. It was like an awl nailed firmly against his heart.
Strangely, he’s clearly a character in a novel, so a transmigrator like me should be fine just following the plot. Why do I have to get my feelings involved too?
But honestly speaking, it was his own appearance that changed the hero, which then affected the plot. His successive actions weren’t “going with the flow” at all, and even his earliest pledge to steal scenes and act had long fallen to the wayside.
For the first time, Xie Zhiwei realized he hadn’t transmigrated. He was reborn into a completely separate world. The bustling scenes of the capital city outside the window showed crowds weaving through the marketplace as the fragrance of fried sugar dough reached his nostrils. There were children playing under the windows while hunchbacked old men sunbathed against the wall. Everything was so real. Even these ordinary passerby were living their lives earnestly, so what excuse did he have to see this as a fictional world?
Tsk. The more I think, the more philosophical it becomes.
Xie Zhiwei forced his thoughts to a halt as his gaze drifted over to see Old Du sneaking out of the inn. These two grave robbers confessed that they’d been caught in the black markets by the King of Nine Provinces’ men while peddling spiritual spring water. The king was adamant about his own health and spiritual spring water was an excellent supplement but in scarce supply. He had captured Old Du and Maozi to ask about the origins of their water, but somehow elicited Mu He’s interest. Under severe torture, they confessed to Mu He all about Xie Zhiwei’s nonsensical pretensions in the past.
Ascension.
Xie Zhiwei’s mouth twitched. Gallant Outlaw’s novel counted among the low-end upgrade xianxia texts, so there weren’t particularly high-level settings. In other words, gods and immortals didn’t exist, nor had any human managed to ascend. Things like fairies and demons were the stuff of ancient legends. The entire reason the book explored immortal cultivation in the first place was to let the hero get stronger step by step and stand even higher than before. In the end, the protagonist was still unsatisfied and vowed to become the first person in the world to ascend.
By the end of the novel, the hero had lands of ten-thousand li and a harem 3,000 strong, but still couldn’t calm his restless heart. He wanted to fight his way into a different world and continue pursuing the mystery of ascension.
Meanwhile, Xie Zhiwei had just blurted out “ascension” on the fly. Anyone else would sound like an idiot if they said it, but it was different coming from the mouth of Xie Zhiwei. No wonder Mu He had never asked him how he revived. The kid probably believed he’d actually ascended for real.
How could an ascended immortal care about the matters of the mortal realm? Much less have anything to do with trifling matters like love and affection? Thus, Mu He grew insecure and plagued with illusions in front of him. It was a conflicting problem: he wanted to keep Xie Zhiwei by his side, but couldn’t believe that he’d truly stay put. Even if he did, it’d only be temporary at best.
Xie Zhiwei kept thinking. Ascension was a good excuse. If there was a chance to spread the news across the lands, he’d be a uniquely powerful presence in the world. But I still can’t deal beat the hero after ascension (scratch that out).
Maozi entered the rooms with his head hanging. “Xie zhenren, I couldn’t stop Old Du.”
“Where did he go?” Xie Zhiwei asked as he turned.
“He went to dig up the silver we earned selling spiritual spring water, saying that he’d drink himself drunk today
” Maozi pouted. “He’s been bewitched ever since last night when he found out we were next door to Fragrant Pavilion.”
Fragrant Pavilion
what a straightforward name. You know the kind of place it is as soon as you hear it. Xie Zhiwei cleared his throat and put on a righteous expression. “Let him do as he wants. But things are tense in the capital right now, so it’ll be best if he doesn’t get into trouble.”
Maozi nodded, his expression filled with gratitude. “I really have to thank you. If not for that coffin full of spring water, Old Du and I would still be digging graves in the mountains to make a living.”
“If not for the spring water, neither of you would’ve ended up in jail,” Xie Zhiwei sighed before realizing something. “You said the King of Nine Provinces was adamant about his health and so seeks the spiritual spring water
then, doesn’t that mean the water in my coffin is
”
“Right, ah, he used it all,” Maozi raised his fingers to count. “The King of Nine Provinces is a first-class power who found lots of spring water, so he probably used it to soak in a bath. The slightly lower quality water was used to steep medicinal wine to drink. Xie zhenren, it’s likely half the medicinal wine in this capital has traces of your coffin’s spring water
”
Xie Zhiwei held up his hand to stop him. “I understand.”
F**k me, I just gave the coffin of water away on a whim and forgot about it. How was I supposed to know the capital’s nobles started a fad of drinking my bathwater

The mental images were incredible.
It was also inspirational to think of the two tomb robbers making a fortune by selling the same coffin bathwater.
Abruptly, Xie Zhiwei asked, “But Summit City has always been very poor. Why did you think of digging up my grave? There weren’t any burial goods in the tomb.”
“We wouldn’t dare have designs on your tomb, ah,” Maozi was a little embarrassed. “Old Du and I work on commission and our client wanted Xie zhenren’s corpse.”
Xie Zhiwei sucked in a breath. My corpse?
That’s
those tastes are too heavy. Did they want my corpse as a specimen? Or to crush my bones into ashes? Or

Bad guesses aside, Xie Zhiwei finally came to his senses. When his poison broke out at Ascension City, he claimed he’d destroyed Black and White Lotus in his divine consciousness before death. Did the client want his corpse for those things?
Maozi added, “But you didn’t die, so Old Du and I hid for our lives, afraid our sponsor would ask questions.”
“Who was your sponsor?”
“Don’t know, ah. Old Du and I could only meet with him while blindfolded, so we didn’t see a thing.”
What sounded nitpicky and extremist at first took on fearful implications upon careful thought. This random tangent and never-before-seen sponsor weren’t part of the plotline at all. Did a bug show up in one of the NPCs?
Maozi saw Xie Zhiwei retreat into thought and asked carefully, “Xie zhenren, why not ask Old Du when he’s back? He took the job, so he definitely knows more than me.”
Xie Zhiwei nodded but felt differently in his heart. Even if Old Du had proactively accepted the task, that sponsor wouldn’t have stepped out personally. Still, there might be traces or clues, such as a middleman.
—
The setting sun shone in the sky. Below them, the crowds gradually thinned above and below the bridge. In the distance was a building adorned in red flowers and green willows, its railings flocked with similar flowery and willowy females. They waved their handkerchiefs at the throngs of people below, faces full of solicitous attention.
Xie Zhiwei was unfamiliar with such scenes and felt a bit astonished. While waiting at the end of the lane for Old Du to return, he grew sleepy and leaned against the chair for a short doze—currently, this was a dream.
Logically speaking, someone at his cultivation level had strong mental strength and rarely dreamed. Even stranger, the location of this dream was somewhere he’d never been before.
A low voice called out, “Shizun.”
Xie Zhiwei twisted back to stare at a corner of the bridge. The weather was dry in autumn as people walked back and forth nonstop. The air was filled with fine dust and smoke, but the lone, white-robed figure standing still in the corner looked very out of place with the fall scenery.
Xie Zhiwei hadn’t decided what to say when Mu He brushed away the yellowing willow branches over his head and strode over slowly. “Shizun’s heart is so cruel.” His tone was calm, but his gaze couldn’t wait to eat Xie Zhiwei up.
Heheh. If I was really cruel, you’d be dead multiple times by now. Messing up people’s dreams is the same way you deal with Bai Jianzhu. Do you really take your master to be some pansy?
Xie Zhiwei’s expression chilled. “Do you think Master will allow you to run rampant in dreams like you did with Fourth Martial Uncle Bai Jianzhu?”
Mu He stopped with an inexplicable look. “Naturally not. Shizun is much more powerful than him.” No matter whether it was his cultivation or
his methods.
Xie Zhiwei could hear his meaning between the lines and felt stifled in his heart. Admittedly, feeding him ice carp was a bit underhanded. But Mu He was so strong now that things like restriction spells were ineffective against him. Nor could he take back the spiritual energy he channeled to him. That was too risky and could cost him his life.
What other choice did he have under the circumstances?
Xie Zhiwei remained calm. “Master shouldn’t have treated you that way, but
”
“Shizun doesn’t have to explain,” The corners of Mu He’s mouth pulled up. “Disciple understands everything.”
Xie Zhiwei was startled. “What have you understood?”
Mu He brushed fallen leaves off the hem of his robes and remarked, “No matter how well shizun speaks in front of this disciple, he’ll still leave without turning a head
in the end, shizun still faults me for being too ruthless, but I’m used to it.”
Used to it my ass! If you were really used to it, you wouldn’t be using such a resentful tone.
Xie Zhiwei said, “Whatever the case, your youngest martial uncle and Tantai Meng have already suffered enough. Why force them again and again?”
Mu He hung his head and said nothing. Xie Zhiwei was incensed by his attitude and pressed on, “Why aren’t you answering?”
“Three days,” Mu He said suddenly.
“What three days?” Xie Zhiwei found it random.
Mu He gave him a deep look before rushing forward to pull Xie Zhiwei into his arms. After recovering from his shock, Xie Zhiwei raised a hand to smack him.
You must be joking. Do you think I’ll let you bully me in my dreams?
Even in a dream, hitting his head would hurt, but Mu He ignored it to press his lips against Xie Zhiwei’s for a kiss. With a cold laugh, Xie Zhiwei simply bit down hard until he got Mu He’s tongue—the latter gave a grunt, feeling actual pain this time. Their surroundings shook before Xie Zhiwei opened his eyes and stood up.
Maozi was spooked and gave a jump. “Xie zhenren, you woke up so soon?”
Xie Zhiwei nodded. “Right, ah.” More like I woke up slow enough!
Maozi said, “Xie zhenren, you look really sleepy. You might as well have a proper rest. Old Du might be a while before he returns.”
Xie Zhiwei felt energized as soon as he heard the word “sleep.” Even so, he felt that wasn’t enough and went to gulp down mouthfuls of tea from the table. As Maozi gaped, he asked, “What, he’s still not back?”
“He is, but then he went straight to Fragrant Pavilion,” Maozi pointed next door. “Xie zhenren definitely wouldn’t like those kinds of dirty places. When that guy comes back, I’ll make him wash up before seeing you.”
Xie Zhiwei was about to nod when a commotion broke out downstairs.
—
Translator’s Note: At last, some hints to an overarching mystery we’ve yet to solve. (=u=) That aside, what’s a breakup without a breakup song? Lol, I translated one for fun to fit the vibes~
“Clear Skies” ă€Šæž…ç©ș》by Wang Xinchen & Su Xingjie (çŽ‹ćż»èŸ°ă€è‹æ˜Ÿć©•)
A: I was too stupid and naive when falling in love
Taking your loneliness as a soul that fits
It’s my fault for being so earnest on my own
Trusting you, what a frivolous kiss
—
B: You don’t seem to understand the world of love yet
So clear your true heart in this colorful world
And walk past the haze built up from spoken lies
That seem beautiful and graceful beyond belief
When the eyes turn distant, cold, indifferent, innocent
Saying words you don’t mean, hurting one to the core
Choose to let go of everything, stuck in an inescapable fog
Sorry, I was the one who cocooned myself in.
—
A: I was too stupid and naive when falling in love
Taking your loneliness as a soul that fits
It’s my fault for being so earnest on my own
Trusting you, what a frivolous kiss
—
B: Don’t know if you like sunny days or rainy ones
Can’t remember your tastes, preferences, or the times of our dates
 I just remembered I can’t meet you—I’ve got something to do
OH baby, I’m really sorry this time
—
AB: I was too stupid and naive when falling in love
Taking your loneliness as a soul that fits
It’s my fault for being so earnest on my own
Trusting you, what a frivolous kiss
I just don’t understand
I wanted to ignore you
But your love is like a monster that eats people up
In a world where human hearts are like winter
Yet still waiting foolishly for flowers to bloom
(Repeat 2x)
—
A: I was too stupid and naive when falling in love
Taking your loneliness as a soul that fits
It’s my fault for being so earnest on my own
Trusting you, what a frivolous kiss
—
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