Gumihou: ⊠well, that escalated. Hereâs the aftermath, nice and realistic.
We rested all night.
At dawn, or what passes as dawn here, we made our way back to the heavy Boss Room door.
âLetâs go,â said Fer as he pushed the door open with his forepaw.
âUgh, 12 of themâŠâ
[5a]
ââFuhahahah! The chances of getting a meat Drop has just risen!ââ
ââMeat~!ââ
Yeah, worrying about the potential enemy is clearly pointless. Right now, each of these Minotaurs might as well be a scratch cardâŠ
âBumoooooo!!â
The Gigantic Minotaurs have noticed us and were now thumping towards our direction, roaring and waving their weapons about. It was like watching one of those large monster moviesâŠ
I canât help the shaking in my legs. I donât care how many times Iâve witnessed my familiars destroy these monsters. Itâs not like I had personally done anything noteworthy!
âLet us take care of this quickly. Dora, you take four on the right, Sui, you get four on the left. Iâll take the ones in the centre.â
ââOu!ââ
ââYes~~!ââ
Dogoonn, dogooonnnâŠ
Thunder appeared out of nowhere and struck the monsters in the centre, turning them into black crisps.
Dosu! Dosu! Dosu! Dosu!
Blazing Bullets, basically fire-covered rocks, slammed through the stomachs of the four on the right.
Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
Of the four on the left, their chests suddenly opened up as Acid Bullets started to melt them up from the insideâŠ
âHmm, acceptable speed.â
ââOf course! Letâs check out the Drops!ââ
ââMeaty~ Meaty~ââ
âExcellent, looks like we managed to get three pieces of meat from them. Nice odds, we got lucky.â
â⊠âŠâ as expected, my familiars were only interested in the meat Drops.
However, there was more than just meat here.
Among the usual axe, magic stone, skin, horn, more magic stonesâŠ
âHm? This isâŠ?â
It was a large, double-edged sword with a longer than usual handle, obviously made for a two-handed grip, for humans anyway. Although the sword was large, it was still too small for a Gigantic Minotaur.
It was not until I had picked it up that I finally recognised it.
âHey, isnât this the sword used by one of the Adventurers from that other party on this floor?â
âLooks like it,â said Fer casually.
âI wonder why itâs hereâŠâ [9] I looked around the room and froze. [5b]
[9]
Aside from the bastard sword, there was a smaller sword and an axe.
âThe team earlier had probably been annihilated,â said Fer. âThat sword belongs to the strongest one in the group. If heâs dead, the rest must be too.â
âI- I see⊠So, I-I am holding a dead personâs⊠sword? Wait, why hasnât the dungeon absorbed it?â
âMu, itâs probably made with some special metal or material, dungeons have a harder time absorbing non-organic matter.â
âI-is that soâŠâ I looked around the fallen weapons scattered among the monster Drops. âEven the strongest party is destroyed just like thatâŠâ
âThis is the dungeon, these things happen.â
ââThose who enter the dungeon must resolve to kill or be killed,ââ said Dora-chan wisely.
âEh, if thatâs the case. I-â
ââMaster is different, of course. You have us!!ââ
âUmu, thatâs right. You have the luxury to be weak. We will not let you die.â
âYou guysâŠâ I am beginning to feel rather emotional.
âIf you die, our food supply would be cut off.â
ââYeah, that would be tragic, I havenât been eating your food for even a year yet.ââ
â⊠I was wrong to feel touched.â
[9]
ââHahah, that was a joke! A joke! I have great fun travelling with you guys! Fer, Sui, you guys feel the same, right? Right?ââ
âUmu, I supposed itâs more interesting than travelling alone.â
ââSui likes being with everyone~ââ
âHumph, thatâs what you all say, but youâre all after me for food,â I sniffed.
ââWell, travelling wouldnât be half as fun or interesting without Masterâs food, so Master is the best!ââ Dora-chan said as he patted me on my shoulder.
Humph, looks like this little dragon knows how to coax people. Feeling a little better, I said, âWhat do you think we should do with these?â
The two swords and axe looked very lonely on the floor.
âMu, I suppose you could take them.â
ââTheyâd be absorbed by the dungeon if you leave them here anyway,ââ said Dora-chan with a shrug.
âThatâs true. I supposed I could turn them over to the Adventurerâs Guild and let the authorities know what happened to these guysâŠâ
Thus, we collected the weapons along with the Drops and made our way to the 38th floorâŠ
âBumoooooo!!!â
It was a very familiar roar.
âKukuku, looks like we got lucky.â
ââHaha, indeed. I bet itâs thanks to our good deed!ââ
ââMeaty~ meaty~!ââ
Indeed, it was the roar of a Gigantic Minotaur.
âAlright, time to hunt!â
ââHyahaha!ââ
ââMeaty~!ââ
As expected, the Meat Lover Trio were ecstatic to find ourselves being attacked by even more Gigantic Minotaurs. By the time we reached the Boss Room, we managed to collect even more meat than we had from the previous floor.
âWell, I donât think weâll have a shortage of Minotaur meat for a good whileâŠâ
[Gumihou: Ah, is that why those poor things are nameless?]
[1] Structural Change: Combine 2 paragraphs
[2] Structural Change: Combine 3 paragraphs
[3] Structural Change: Combine paragraph & dialogue
[4] Structural Change: Change passive sentence to dialogue
[5] Delete Repetitive or Pointless Information⊠starting to delete pointless scenes now
[a] Deleted Mukouda asking his familiars if they could take on the Boss Room monsters. Since, you know, he personally witness how they trashed those monsters with his own eyes? Several times?
[b] Deleted âBoy, youâre dumb momentsâ for Mukouda since his greatest sin is cowardice, not stupidity
[6] Additional Information for Aesthetic Purpose
[7] Add Dialogue Tag
[8] Creative Licence Taken â add scratch card joke. Since [5a] is probably there as a comedic moment.
[9] Give Mukouda back his brain. [5b] really isnât fair, since it was mostly there for comedic purposes. Change it to dramatic realisation instead.