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[How is this logical? How does such a newcomer exist?!]
Recently, a new post suddenly appeared in the tourist’s forum, which had been swamped by posts about the Intoxicating Xiangxi tour and 30th parallel north.
The picture attached in the post was a beautiful man. The corners of his eyes were red and he seemed to be smirking as he stepped on a man in a cloak. Even though the image quality of the screenshot was not high, this image exuded so much sexual tension that it was extremely eye-catching. The post attracted the attention of many tourists as soon as it was published.
[To tell you the truth, he looks really beautiful. Which livestream room can I go to take a look?]
[Fuck, a new tour guide? Why haven’t I seen this person previously? He’s even revealing his face. Could it be his first time leading a tour]
[Would a new tour guide act so wildly?!]
[InTheGangesRiver.jpg, don’t underestimate new tour guides. They are usually on the Travel Services’ side. Even new tour guides can treat tourists like dogs. What a motherfucker]
[This newcomer tour guide should be establishing his authority. Is our International Thriller Travel Services going down the path to ruin? Shouldn’t newcomer tour guides be the most friendly? How could he act this way]
[What’s the use of being fucking good looking. He has the heart and stomach of a snake and a scorpion, damn it!]
[Doesn’t the tourist being trampled by him feel ashamed? Smack him, fight him! He’s just a newcomer tour guide, what is there to be afraid of? Can that tourist act in a more dignified manner]
[When can tourists stand up against such matters!]
[What is the poster implying? The poster always bullies tourists by posting such comments on the tourist forum. Can someone from a big tour party come out and take charge of this matter? Don’t you tour guides have your own forum!]
[Ain’t that right. This is extremely frustrating. I think their worldviews must be shaped by their facial features. From what I see, the tour guide is too young. If he dares to do such dirty deeds without a mask in the future, he must be taught a lesson by a powerful tourist]
[Why are you guys still licking your screens? Which inexperienced tour guide’s livestream is this? Brothers, let’s charge! Fuck his grandmother! How could he bully tourists before all his public hair has grown on his body!]
This post caused a lot of commotion. Tourists scolded the beautiful man in the picture until the replies reached the 100th floor in the post. Finally, the original poster appeared again.
[Fuck, brothers, don’t open your fire at him. He’s one of our own! The one who is being trampled below is the tour guide!]
[It’s a newcomer tourist stepping on him! I just went to search for a bit and it’s a totally brand new tourist! My mother. The first time they met, the tourist stomped on the tour guide. This is the first time I’ve seen such a newcomer tourist!]
As soon as the poster said this, he was scolded silly by his fellow tourists on the forum. A newcomer tourist stepping on a tour guide? Who would believe it? The poster shouldn’t make up a lie like that! The poster threw out the link of [IV-1’s Exploring The Secrets Of Northern Tibet Livestream Room] and many experienced comrade tourists cursed and clicked the link. Then, the tone of the replies took a drastic turn.
[Fucking amazing. He’s really one of us. A motherfucking novice tourist is stepping on IV-1. Is the sky raining red rain?!]
[InTheMint.jpg, am I hallucinating??]
[I’ll dress the newcomer in our allies’ uniform!]
[Fuck his grandmother, I’m really happy. Motherfucking amazing. Too amazing!]
[I want to know the name of this new tourist in the next second!]
[What kind of tour guide is IV-1? Is he weak? Or is he an extreme masochist?]
[No, no, no, brother, IV-1 is known as Little III-9. I heard that he recognized III-9 as his big brother. Do you think he’s weak]
[From what I hear from the grapevine, IV-1 was originally preparing to rush up to the III-rank, and indeed, he’s very strong. But this time, the newcomer tourist caught his eye. He wanted to ā€œteachā€ the new tourist a lesson, but he capsized in the gutter]
[Yo, yo, yo, isn’t this IV-1? It’s only been a few days since I last saw him, yet he ended up in his state?]
[No, the tour hasn’t started yet. He has heavily offended the tour guide now, and he is still a newcomer. I guess he won’t survive the tour]
[Yes, this newcomer can’t hold his anger back, but he doesn’t know how horrifying tour guides are. He will regret it]
[How horrifying is a tour guide? Is it the type of ā€œhorrorā€ you feel when a newcomer steps on you as if you’re a dog?]
[Lmao, you like being a dog, but others don’t like it. Anyway, it’s just a difficult-level exploration tour. I’m sure he will survive!]
[Are there any big brothers here who had watched what happened in the livestream previously? My heart is brimming with worry. The newcomer is really strong. What title does he have?]
[A Wild Beast’s Psyche. He seems to be able to turn into a wild animal]
[He hasn’t turned into one now. Besides, what animal do you think he can change into? It must be ferocious. The lion king??]
[The way he fought is so incredible. Could he be my short-haired brother (honey badger)]
[I bet he will turn into a snow leopard! Didn’t Captain An raise a leopard king? Good riddance, that fellow redefined the definition of a snow leopard. His snow leopard can tear a ghost king apart!]
[I truly didn’t like this sugar baby at first, but he is a real tough guy. He is truly loyal and stands up for his friends. If I was on this tour, I’d be the first to recognize him as my big brother]
[Does anyone know the name of this big brother? If I tattoo his name on my chest, would I also have the power to step on a tour guide?]
[Wei Xun, his name is Wei Xun! When I first heard it, I felt this name sounded very fierce!]
[I think this new tourist is not simple. He certainly has more than one title. You can see that he could still move when IV-1 let the tour guide flag touch him. He is a tough guy. Is he really a new tourist?]
In the Homeward tour party’s base, there was a small room allocated for people to watch livestreams and vlogs. It was akin to a small-scale luxurious movie theater. In that room, Wang Pengpai’s popcorn bucket fell to the ground, and the snow-white popcorn leaped out and stuck to Mao Xiaole’s cloth shoes.
Mao Xiaole, who would have been absolutely furious, ignored the popcorn on his shoes this time. He stared straight at the screen, and his eyes were almost popping out of his sockets.
ā€œThis, this, too great.ā€
Wang Pengpai rarely stuttered. This room was great for viewing videos and movies since it had surround sound and provided an absolutely immersive experience. On the screen, the handsome new tourist stepped on IV-1 and said ā€œTruly awesome,ā€ ā€œAre you comfortable kneeling?ā€ and ā€œWill you be my dog?ā€ When the tourist on the screen said these three sentences consecutively, Wang Pengpai was stunned silly and he shivered subconsciously.
ā€œAmazing. The little newcomers now are all amazingā€ Wang Pengpai repeatedly praised, ā€œThe Travel Services’ selection criteria is becoming more and more abnormal. This little pervert’s mother was probably a member of a perverted club, and he was chosen because he’s perverted.ā€
ā€œDon’t you dare say that.ā€
Mao Xiaole came back to his senses. He stared at Wang Pengpai angrily and said seriously, ā€œIt’s called giving someone a taste of their own medicine. Does Mr. Wei really want IV-1 to be his dog? No, he doesn’t. He just wants IV-1 to feel humiliated.
ā€œHe stood out for others, and he has a strong sense of justice. No wonder he’s my Teacher Wei!ā€
ā€œNo, wait. How could you decide that he’s Teacher Wei now?ā€
Wang Pengpai wondered, ā€œDo you really think that he’s Three Waters? Didn’t you say that Three Waters has led a tumultuous life, has a delicate mind and is of ill health? And didn’t you say he’s deeply knowledgeable, and he feels like a professor? Why didn’t I see these traits from him!ā€
ā€œI underestimated Teacher Wei.ā€
Mao Xiaole was solemn and deeply reflected on himself. ā€œHis life has been rough, so he became so strong. He is empathetic, so he tries to help when he sees people being placed in tough situations. Him being of ill health does not mean he is not strong. He is knowledgeable and proficient in close combat, so he could step on IV-1 as soon as he met him.ā€
Mao Xiaole’s eyes were burning, and his pale face turned a little red. ā€œI can’t be wrong. I can see from his face that he is Teacher Three Waters!ā€
ā€œYou’re just fanboying over him because he looks good,ā€ Wang Pengpai roasted.
Wang Pengpai rubbed his white double chin. ā€œBut is he really a newcomer? Newcomers can’t have four titles in the beginning.ā€
Wang Pengpai pointed out, ā€œIV-1 said he has A Wild Beast’s Psyche, a blue title. He’s not afraid of the ghost head, so he should have a title related to resentment resistance. He’s not afraid of highly toxic substances, so he should have a title related to poison resistance. And there’s also another title he should possess that’s effective when he’s beaten up.
ā€œIt was obviously very painful for him when he was beaten by the tour guide flag, but he could react so quickly. He should have a title related to recovery, will, or pain transfer. Good riddance, how can this be a newcomer?ā€
ā€œIt may also be an effect brought by A Wild Beast’s Psyche. It depends on what kind of animal he chose. He is not afraid of poison and has strong endurance. I feel that he may be a honey badger. In addition, what’s wrong with him having four titles as a newcomer? Didn’t the captain have three titles when he was a newcomer?ā€
ā€œYou’re really hell-bent on him being a newcomer?ā€
When Mao Xiaole was being stubborn, only the captain could persuade him. Wang Pengpai didn’t waste his energy in speaking to convince him again. He shook his head and thought: ā€œBut this boy looks really good. Let’s see his performance following this.ā€
ā€œYou should be prepared. If he is really that excellent, we will not be the only tour party which’ll want to snatch him over to our tour party later. From what I see, it’s almost time for the year-end celebration. Many tour parties have plans to recruit new people. Even if the Homeward tour party is the strongest, Wei Xun will make his own decision. If he really chooses another tour party, you can’t mess around. It won’t be good if you become enemies with him.ā€
ā€œHe will definitely come to Homeward. Our captain is the strongest in snatching people back!ā€
Mao Xiaole was full of confidence. ā€œHe’s someone who can be my online buddy for five years, and he is on a tour with the captain. He also has the title of A Wild Beast’s Psyche. He is 100% fated to join our tour party!
ā€œAnyway, there are more and more small tour guides who don’t understand the rules now.ā€
Mao Xiaole looked at IV-1, who was struggling to get up underneath Wei Xun’s feet in the livestream room. He gave a sneer, and a bloody light flashed in his eyes as he said slowly, ā€œLittle III-9? If he really wants to see III-9, I can send him to the underworld.
ā€œHe wants Teacher Wei to be his dog? He shouldn’t go around peeing everywhere. Just look at how he acts. Teacher Wei’s shoes will be dirty after trampling IV-1. Even if Teacher Wei really wanted to have a dogā€”ā€”ā€
While Mao Xiaole was rambling threats and watching the livestream, he was crazily tapping on his mobile phone. He quickly drafted a set of stickers of ā€œLittle Taoist Doggo,ā€ texting ā€œSo it turns out that Teacher Wei has such tastes,ā€ ā€œYou’re worthy of being a Teacher,ā€ and ā€œTeacher is really cute.ā€ A laugh full of implicit meaning rang out. Wang Pengpai subconsciously moved his butt and sat a little farther away.
When he looked at the screen again, he saw that Wei Xun had pulled out his knife and left a scar on IV-1’s neck. Then Wei Xun held the bloody blade close to his lips and dyed his pale lips a dazzling scarlet.
ā€œGosh, he’s really crazy.ā€