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Does she leave the house? (5) – unedited
“I’m on the verge of dying right now, so what’s the point of other people’s eyes?”
Without hesitation, I grabbed the door and turned it. And…….
“Who, who are you? How…… ?”
“Where is Krihel?”
Like a spy in a movie, I very stealthily and quickly closed the door and went back into the room.
“Crazy, why is he here?!”
It was Merson. If it was him entering the imperial palace would mean blowing his nose without even touching them, but the question was, why did he come in?
Why! Because of me?! What is there to know!
Rumble–
I’m going crazy. Inside my stomach, dolphins were running wild and making bizarre noises. I scratched the door with my fingernails and held on with my weak butt tight. I’m going to die.
It seemed as if the knights had flocked to Merson for calling the Emperor’s name carelessly. I heard several sounds of scabbards rubbing against armor, and then stopped in front of my door.
“Reveal your identity!”
“Where is Krihel?”
“How, how dare! It’s not a name that you can casually say!”
Then, “uraah-!” and several screams were heard, followed by screams that were soon interrupted by “Ugh!” By the way, among the vast imperial palace, why is it happening here, in front of this place, where I want to go to the bathroom?
The world starts to turn yellow. My eyes went back to the expensive-looking ornaments.
Looking at the wide entrance and the deep cut at the bottom, I naturally imagined myself putting my immaculate butt on top of it a few seconds later. I’m sure I’ll regret it later, but for that moment, I’d be happy as if I’d gained the world.
“No, you can’t give up being human yet.”
Holding on to my lower stomach, I continued to eavesdrop on the situation outside as if I had become one with the door. The handmaid shrieks, and the hallway goes silent for a moment.
Now, it would be nice if Merson, who I find it most difficult to meet, could somehow disappear.
“You’re late, Crihel.”
What?
“Sorry. It was always sudden, but today is the first time.”
“I didn’t kill him.”
“Thank you.”
He was probably referring to the knights who ran into Merson. The Emperor, who had used an authoritative tone as if his confidence would soar to the sky in front of me, spoke to Merson in a low tone. It felt like a different person. Of course, it was also the same that Merson, who wagged his tail like a puppy with me, treated the Emperor casually
“I came to find what was mine.”
“There is nothing I can give you. It is already in the hands of the Demon King.”
“No, it is here. It’s not with me.”
What kind of conversation are they having in the middle of the hallway! Go into a room and have a leisurely cup of tea and talk!
“Uughh.”
Now, it seemed like it would poke its head out even if I just took a breath. I tried holding it in by opening and closing my fists in the air, singing songs, even hypnotizing myself by saying, ‘Actually, I don’t want to go to the bathroom,’ but it was all in vain. I wanted to break down this door blocking my way right away, push them both out, and run to the bathroom.
“What are you looking for?”
“My wife.”
“… Are you talking about the Saint?”
I couldn’t hear anything like a conversation between the two of them. Both Merson and the Emperor were speaking seriously, but… The most serious thing here is me, you guys!
Now I’m driven to the point where I can’t stand anything anymore.
“I have come to find my wife.”
I felt as if my head was about to explode as I strained my whole body to hold it in. Curses came out of my voice, and in the end I kicked the door down.
“So who…….”
“Damn it, where is the bathroom!!”
Both eyes came to me at the same time towards me who suddenly jumped out. Merson’s hand points to me.
“Here. My wife.”
Is it time to emphasize I’m your wife? Your wife looks like she’s going to die right now!
I hurriedly grabbed the Emperor’s wrist and ran.
“What, what?! Wife, what do you mean?”
“Shut up, and tell me where the bathroom is?”
It’s been a long time since I stopped treating the Emperor with respect.
“Kuhp, I think I’m going to die? Where are you!”
“Erina, can’t you see me?”
My god. Merson, unaware of the seriousness of the situation, grabs the Emperor’s arm and shakes it off, grabbing my hand. My wrist was gripped so tightly that it hurt.
Wow, is this a new type of torture? To keep me from going to the bathroom?
“If you don’t want to die, let go now.”
I strained my face so much that my eyes turned red. It seemed as if the butt, which had lost control of itself, would send it out into the world at once if my body slackened even a little.
Merson’s pupils swayed back and forth as if he was shocked by my words, and he slowly let go of the hand he was holding tightly.
“Bahroom. Now.”
I gritted my teeth at the Emperor and spoke word by word. The Emperor was very taken aback by my appearance and he pointed to a door located at the end of the hallway.
I went frantically toward it with my wobbly legs.
They would treat me like a crazy woman. But I don’t care what the two would say. I do not regret my choice!
The imperial hallway felt like a playground. I felt as if I was running a long distance during a fitness test, my breathing rising up to just below my chin.
I finally arrived at the door the Emperor had told me about, entered it roughly, and resolved everything. My choked breath burst open, and my stomach cheered and roared with the sound of enjoying the joy of liberation. You did good staying alive. It was truly cathartic.
Of course, the happy feelings I struggled with coolness didn’t last long.