For the time being, I left the curled up Ursch-kun alone to let him rest. Ursch-kun, who was left as he was, stayed on the marble-like stone floor, but at this rate the hard floor is likely to give him a headache. After thinking about it for a while, I removed the belt that tied my skirt and sat next to Ursch-kun.
âUrsch-kun, if youâre directly on the floor, your head will hurt, so put your head on my lap.â
Look!! This natural feeling of knee pillow guidance!! With this, I can enjoy Ursch-kunâs mofumofu head!!
However, one of the seniors who gathered interrupted my plan.
âYoung wife-san, isnât that going to make Schneiver-kunâs nosebleed worse rather than stop it?â
No, the knee pillow shouldnât be as powerful. Itâs definitely more for beginners than that hip attack.
âIsabella-ojousama, you donât have to spoil him. Itâs just a nosebleed from excitement.â
âLetâs leave him alone. Letâs do that. . . You canât make this man feel any better.â
Come on!! The seniors all called on me to leave Ursch-kun alone, but if I miss this chance, I donât know when the next chance will come!!
When I was thinking about such things and interacting with my seniors, Ursch-kun moved around while curled up and gently put his head on my lap.
This is. . . it!! Iyaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Itâs a knee pillow!! Did you see that just now?! Moving slowly and softly, Ursch-kun put his head on my lap!! Did you come here because you didnât want to be left out?! Is that it?
âBut this idiot couple. You two both get nosebleeds together. . .â
Hmm? Did I just hear something?
â. . . . .Both of us get nosebleeds?â
When I looked up at the seniors who gathered while wondering and asked a question, the seniors looked at each other and answered while tilting their heads.
âHmm? Donât you remember? Well, you fainted right after that. On the day of the robe distribution, you came to see Ursch here, didnât you? You got a nosebleed.â
Oh, come to think of it, when I came here to see Ursch-kun, I feel like I saw Ursch-kun sleeping in an interesting sleeping position. Why did I come to see Ursch-kun at that time?
Thatâs right!! At that time, something scary happened, and I came to take some of the ingredient Ursch-kun!! However, I overdosed in an unintentional way, and my consciousness flew away!! What? Itâs like Ursch-kun is a dangerous medicine. No, I feel like Iâm forgetting something more important than that, what is it? In addition to ingestion, I thought I had to meet Ursch-kun on the same day and do something. What was it?
. . . . .Ah, the fortune-telling deadline has passed!! This is what caught me earlier!! Itâs the fortune-telling thing called âTodayâs lucky lecherâ!!
âThatâs right!! In the fortune-telling, that dayâs âLucky Lecherâ was panties!! I was going to Ursch-kun with a panty attack by the end of the day!! I forgot!!â
But itâs been a few days since then, so I donât want to do a panty attack now. . . If the fortune telling was still valid, I might have had a chance when I got off the pole. No, in order to prevent that âpanty attack from happening, Ursch-kun tied my skirt with a belt, so in the end itâs impossible after all.
When I was groaning while thinking so, Ursch-kunâs head, which was placed on my lap, rose up. Oh. . . Ursch-kunâs head has gone away.
Ursch-kunâs nosebleed seems to have stopped, and the blood marks spread from the corners of his mouth to his cheats, probably because he forcibly wiped it with the back of his hand. Putting aside the cause of the nosebleed, Ursch-kun, who has his face stained with blood, also looks kind of wild and nice. I like it.
But I couldnât leave it as it was, so I took out a handkerchief and wiped Ursch-kunâs face while burning Bloody Ursch-kun into my mind. Then Ursch-kun caught my hand holding the handkerchief and tilted his head.
âIsabella, what is âPanty attackâ?â
Hm? Ursch-kun says that he doesnât know âpanty attackâ, which is the royal road among royal roads of lucky lechers.
âUmm, the âpanty attackâ is. . . For example, due to gusts of wind and standing position, the inside of a girlâs skirt, in other words, âpantiesâ, can be seen as a âflickerâ even though you didnât intend to see it. Because of the situation, itâs called âPanty attackâ for short.â
By the way, the panty attack that you often see in romantic comedy manga doesnât look like a glimpse. Itâs no longer âslightly visibleâ. If you think about it that way, you have to reconsider the definition of âwhat a panty attack isâ. This is an eternal philosophical question.
Huh? Whatâs wrong, Ursch-kun? Itâs been a long time since Iâve seen this black aura. Itâs not the usual way of oozing out of your back, but itâs like itâs crawling up you, but youâre certainly oozing out a black aura.
Did I do something wrong? What did I do?
When I tilted my head with cold sweat running down my spine, Ursch-kun smiled. Itâs cute and scary.
âHey, Isabella.â
âYes. What is it?â
âItâs different with that âpanty attackâ, but if you intentionally say âlucky lecherâ, you should try it with a certain amount of âpreparednessâ, right?â
The end of the sentence is. . . not growing. . .? Heâs really angry about this.
â. . . . Yes. There is no reason. I swear I wonât do it on purpose.â
âYeah, thatâs right. Well, itâs okay if youâre prepared, right? If youâre prepared. . .â
Iâm afraid that I donât know what Iâm prepared for. Itâs Ursch-kun who tries to headbutt because itâs embarrassing, so itâs unpredictable and scary. If I wake him up deliberately, and if he tells Daimon-niisama, my stupidly high HP will be reduced to 0.
Also, just in case. What if. . . No, itâs really possible. Itâs a bit of punishment in the direction of Ero. . . No, what if? I donât think thatâs the case for pure Ursch-kun, who gets a nosebleed with a hip attack, but if youâre waiting for a naughty punishment or something like that. . .
I will probably explode and die instantly.
I can infer from the words of Ursch-kun, if I do something naughty, it will definitely happen! Iâll explode. Life is important. At least I want to live until I have a wedding with Ursch-kun. Seriously.
âYes. Life is important, I wonât do intentional âlucky lechersâ.
âWell done. If you understand, itâs fine.â
Good. The crawling aura returned to Ursch-kun. Is that aura free to go in and out? Whatâs that, scary.
âBy the way, where the hell is the fortune teller who came up with those slutty fortune-telling results?â
Slutty fortune-telling results. You said slutty, Ursch-kun. no, well, if itâs slutty, itâs slutty, right?
âWell, I didnât get fortune-telling from a fortune-teller, itâs written in the fortune cookie, and itâs like a hint to find out about the Demon Lord.â
âA hint about the Demon Lord?â
âYes, the contents of the fortune cookies in the forbidden library seem to be hints to unlock the books about the Demon Lord.â
When I answered that far, a black aura oozed out from Ursch-kun again. Itâs not the crawling type this time. Itâs the type that he carries behind his back.
When I thought that, Ursch-kun gently put his hands on my shoulders and brought his face close to mine. That black smile is scary.
âIsabella, thereâs still things you havenât told me, right? Itâs Isabella, so itâs not that you didnât say it on purpose, I know you just forgot about it, but didnât you forget to tell me something important?â
Yes. I forgot to tell him that I got into the forbidden library and about Navi-san.