God, I Really Actually Heard That
Nan Xun was pissed off by this self-righteous man.
âAh, bah! Even if every man dies and Iâm lonely and old, Iâll never follow you! Narcissistic man, your proposal insults me, and I feel sorry for Chuxue! Youâre the best warrior in the tribeâ you should be ashamed of yourself. How could I have liked a man like you before!â
If there were idioms in their language, Nan Xun would definitely scold him until he looked for a crack to hide in.
Damn, Iâve seen narcissism, but never this much narcissism!
After Nan Xun scolded AâYu, he stared blankly at her before his face turned dark and angry. She couldnât help but feel happy, and looked at the Patriarch and AâShi, solemnly saying, âThank you AâDa and elder brother, but I really donât need it. I donât want to have babies for the time being.â
In ancient times, the union between a man and woman meant that it was the womanâs responsibility to have children.
After saying this, Nan Xun left, and she didnât forget to take Chuxue, who looked like a punching bag with her.
In the cave, the Patriarch and AâShi looked at each other. Did AâXi refuse AâYu? This child clearly liked AâYu the most ah.
Nan Xun pulled Chuxue into her cave, placed her hands on her hips, and started to scold her. âChuxue, how can you agree to such a ridiculous thing? Didnât you say that a man can only have one wife? If a man takes in another wife or is good to another woman, he is despicable. How can you agree to him marrying me?â
Nan Xun spoke in the language Chuxue âtaughtâ her, because there werenât enough words to scold her with in the indigenous language.
After hearing this, Chuxue finally raised her head. Her red and swollen eyes made Nan Xun feel very distressed.
Ah, women in their world were most intolerant of a manâs half-heartedness. What kind of a mood was Chuxue in that she agreed to this?
âAâXi, AâYu is a man with a sense of responsibility. At first, he felt very guilty for rejecting you. Later, many people in the tribe secretly spurned you, so he felt sorry for you. Plus, this time you saved me, so he felt that he owed you a lot. So, he made this decision. Of course, I donât agree with him, but why should I interfere with his thoughts? Iâm just a captive.â Chuxue smiled bitterly.
She could see that the primitive man really liked her, while he only had brotherly affection towards AâXi, but the guilt in his heart made him take the initiative to take care of her.
If it was in the past, Chuxue would rather be a broken jade than a fully intact jade.1 She had her own pride, and would never allow her man to marry another woman. But this woman was AâXi. She was the first woman in the tribe who befriended her. She could clearly see that she was sincere. What made her unable to refuse was that AâXi had just saved her life.
If AâXi really liked AâYu and AâYu was willing to marry her, Chuxue really didnât have the courage to say no.
After Nan Xun listened to this, she hated iron for not becoming steel2 and said, âLet me ask you something. Do you like AâYu? If you like him, you should keep a close eye on him and express your thoughts. If youâre not happy, then you should tell him. You shouldnât be so passive and put up with him ah. Who is he?â
Nan Xunâs fluent Mandarin made Chuxueâs grief turn into happiness. âAâXi, your ideas are really avant-garde. Even if you said them in my hometown, people would love and respect it.â
Nan Xun touched her head. âChuxue, I already have a beloved warrior. We already did thatâŚwhatâs it called. Yes, making a pledge to be married without your parentâs approval.â
Chuxue was surprised incessantly. âIs this, is this true? ButâŚâ
Sheâd been inseparable from AâXi ever since she came to the tribe. She had never seen which man AâXi wanted in the tribe.
Nan Xun winked at her and said with a smile, âItâs true. Heâs very handsome and his figure is also good. He doesnât lose to AâYu. I was interested in AâYu at first, but saw that he was only good-looking. Now that I found someone better, naturally I donât like him anymore.â3
Nan Xun suddenly thought of something and quickly asked, âHave you heard any gossip? Iâm guessing something about AâYu bringing me back here?â
Chuxue bowed her head in silence.
Nan Xun laughed loudly and whispered into her ear.
Chuxueâs little face turned as red as a monkeyâs butt and stuttered, âYou, youâŚreally haveâŚâ
Nan Xun was very embarrassed as she said, âAâMang is so good that it left a nice aftertaste.â
Chuxue was frightened by AâXiâs shamelessness and ran away blushing.
Once she left, Nan Xun hummed a small tune, went deeper into her cave, and pulled out the fur skirt hidden under the hay.
Nan Xun lightly sniffed the skirt she had snatched, then threw it aside with disgust. âStinky rogue, as expected, the skirt is so smelly.â
Little Eightâs voice trembled. âDear da. You seem very abnormal ah. Did you just smell a skirt that a man used to wrap himself with? Ahahah, youâre so perverted.â
Little Eight continued to clamor, âFurthermore, you spoke to Chuxue so boldly just now ah. You really can switch between genders; it doesnât matter if youâre being masculine or feminine. Wow, now youâre being feminine!â
Nan Xun yawned âhaâ lazily, spread the savageâs fur skirt under her,4 then laid down on it and said, âI told her valiantly that Iâm not interested in her man anymore.â
Nan Xun curiously asked, âIf I hadnât come into this world, would Chuxue and her predestined man stumble like this?â
Little Eight was suddenly interested in storytelling. âWouldnât they? The final result is that the child of fate slowly thrives and makes this tribe very prosperous. She would live happily with the new Patriarch of the tribe, but the process of getting there would be very torturous. First of all, Chuxue and AâYuâs ideas arenât the same, which took time to break in. Secondly, AâXi always interfered and caused constant misunderstandings between them. AâYu from the original world also married AâXi, tsk, and brewed sauce in front of Chuxue. After all, there is only one cave per family.â
Nan Xun interrupted him and didnât want to hear anymore.
Little Eight still hadnât said enough. âThen I wonât talk about this, Iâll talk about something else. Do you know AâXiâs ending? Hee hee, later Chuxue became a fierce character in the family in-fighting and she called for AâXi to be driven out. AâXi went out alone and unfortunately met some cannibals. Then she courted all kinds of disasters and infuriated the cannibals until they finally divided her up and ate her.â
âFuck, wait!â Nan Xun interrupted Little Eight with a look of horror. âCannibals? Divided up and eaten? Little Eight, donât tell me, there is also a cannibal tribe!â
Little Eight genuinely laughed. âThatâs right ah, and itâs not too far from here oh. After crossing the mountain and river, the average person will get there within seven or eight days of walking la.â
Little Eight wanted to continue talking about the cannibalâs terrible deeds, but Nan Xun blocked her ears.
Little Eight scoffed, âDidnât you see the Demon King eating people? How can you be so afraid of this?â
âFuck, itâs not the same, okay? That was a fantasy world. Isnât it normal for the Demon King to eat people? Wasnât he originally a monster? But the motherfucking cannibals you mentioned earlier are all human beings. Ah, people eating people. Ahah, I canât think about it, Iâm afraid I wonât be able to sleep tonight!â
Nan Xun laid on AâMangâs animal skin skirt and soon fell asleep. In fact, it didnât smell unpleasant at all. It had the faint fragrance of grass and trees on it, probably because of AâMangâs frequent hunts in the jungle.
In her sleep, Nan Xunâs mouth was slightly hooked, and her face was peaceful and sweet. Who knew what kind of beautiful dream she had.