At the reception counter, Gloriaâs cheeks twitched as she looked at Hikaruâs loot.
ăHikaru-sama, whatâs all this?ă
ăI believe there are requests for these items.ă
ăThatâs trueâŠă
Hikaruâs bag was packed full.
Special moss that only grew on the backs of Green Wolves, Wolf Moss. Mirage Butterflies, insects that fly away and disappear when humans get too close. Slumber Orchids, a flower that only Forest Barbarians could grow. Insect Loquats, a fruit that when dried up and used to brew tea, could heal extremely rare diseases that affect young children. There were body parts as proof of kill from wanted monsters â monsters that were too dangerous and should be eliminated at once when spotted.
Hikaru took them all out at once. It was almost closing time, and the few adventurers left in the building were abuzz. He realized he was in too much of a hurry, which was understandable. After seeing Gloria naked that night when he followed her to her place, he couldnât stay composed. The image just popped up in his head.
ăHikaru-sama. You want these assessed all at once?ă
ăYeah.ă
ăHmm⊠This should more or less cover half of the required number of requests to go from rank F to E. On that note, congratulations on your promotion to rank F!ă
ăThanks. So can you assess these for me?ă
ăYes, we can. But thereâs a lot. We need to conduct a few checksâŠă
ăThatâs fine. You can go ahead and do that.ăHikaru said boldly.
Gloria looked surprised.
ăMost people wouldnât like that.ă
ăYouâre going to investigate whether I stole these goods or attacked adventurers and snatched from them. I get it. Thatâs fine by me. But for the recordâŠă
Hikaru inched his face closer and so did Gloria.
ăâŠI bought them.ă
ăBought them?ă
ăSsh! Youâre too loud.ă
Hikaru pressed his forefinger on his lips to give the impression to the adventurers that he cared about what they thought of him.
ăA group of hunters dropped by at this huge forest. I bought these from them. It cost me quite a lot, but thatâs not really illegal, is it?ă
ăNo, itâs not. But spending a lot means youâll suffer a loss. Insects and plants will make you money, but rewards from wanted monsters wonât give you much, unless you got more parts from them instead of just the trophy.ă
ăIâm prepared for that.ă
ăDo you want to get promoted that bad?ă
ăI have my reasons.ă
ăMay I know what those reasons are?ă
ăHmm⊠Itâs a secret.ă
Hikaru played hard to get on purpose. That should do for the groundwork. Gloriaâs imagination would do the rest. Actually, he didnât care if Gloria was suspicious of him. The important thing was that adventurers knew that he paid for his loot so he could rank up.
One had to be rank E to enter the dungeon as it was a dangerous place, and only those who were fairly skilled got to that level.
It hadnât been long since Hikaru became an adventurer. If he got to rank E right away, he would draw attention for sure. As a result, they might turn their eyes on Lavia as well. So to prevent all that, he lied about how he obtained the goods.
ăIs he the son of some moneybags?ă
ăPaying to get promoted? Thatâs messed upâŠă
The adventurers reacted just as Hikaru expected. In fact it worked out too well, it was a bit eerie. He would still draw attention this way, but this was better. Becoming a rising star would be much more terrifying.
Needless to say, the whole hunters thing was a lie. He gathered all the materials by himself. If the guild tried to look for said hunters, they wouldnât find them. Hikaru could just say âthey probably moved somewhere elseâ and that would be it.
ăThat reminds me, Gloria-san. Since the assessment will take some time, Iâd like to withdraw some cash. Iâm penniless at the moment.ă
That too was a lie, but a necessary one to make his story more credible. He withdrew 10,000 gilans from his account.
ăThanks. Good luck with the assessment.ă
ăAh, Hikaru-sama.ă
Hikaru was about to leave when Gloria stopped him. Oh crap, am I busted?
ăWhat?ăhe said, turning back, pretending to act calm.
ăJill was mad.ă
ăâŠIâm sorry, what?ă
ăJill was mad about you going to the royal capital without telling her. She looked like she was expecting for a souvenir as well. Me too, of course.ă
A souvenir?! Do I really have to give one? Hikaru broke out in a cold sweat. Gloria flashed one of her knowing smiles. Then he realized something. She mustâve partly guessed what he was trying to do.
He mightâve bought half of these, but Iâm sure he gathered half of them himself. He doesnât want to draw attention so he lied, was more or less what her face was saying.
So what she was trying to say was: âIâll play along if you give me a souvenir.â
Unfortunately, he didnât bring one.
ăâŠHikaru.ă
Lavia swiftly moved closer to Hikaru and handed him something.
ăItâs a patterned handkerchief thatâs popular in the royal capital.ă
Hikaru thanked the gods for letting him meet such a thoughtful girl.
ăOh, sorry, I almost forgot! Of course I got you a souvenir. I hope itâs to your liking.ăHikaru said in a monotonous voice as he turned to face her, wearing his best smile. He handed the handkerchief â one with a peculiar pattern, dyed with two colors.
ăI didnât actually expect anything, but thank you!ă
ăItâs popular in the capital apparently.ă
ăI can brag about this to Jill. Youâre not giving the same thing to her, are you?ă
Hikaru gave a start.
ăItâs okay.ăLavia whispered from behind him.
ăAh, sure, go ahead. You can brag about it.ă
ăI see. Yes, you wouldnât make that mistake. I know youâre in a hurry, so Iâll ask Unken-san for help as well. That way we can finish the assessment faster.ă
ăThanks. That would be great.ă
And so Hikaru finally left the establishment. Dusk had completely settled outside. As soon as they were away from the guild, Hikaru let out a huge sigh of relief from his lungs.
ăPhew⊠Thanks, Lavia. I owe you one.ă
ăYouâre unbelievable, Hikaru. I thought for sure you at least bought some souvenirs.ă
ăWhat? Are they really that important?ă
ăThereâs no better tool than that if you want them to give you favorable treatment. Pond is the capitalâs satellite town and people are interested in the trends over there.ă
ăUhâŠă
ăWhatâs more, the other party is a guild receptionist. Itâs only natural for her to assume sheâs getting a decent gift. ă
ăUhhhâŠă
ăHikaru.ă
ăYes?ă
ăI bought that handkerchief for myself.ă
ăSorry.ăHikaru apologized sincerely. It never crossed his mind that Lavia, who was pretty much an expert in being a shut-in, would teach her how to interact with others.
ăItâs fine. It was your money anyway.ă
ăDonât worry. Iâll make it up to you somehow.ă
ăNo, really. Itâs fine. Iâm actually glad to see that you have a careless side as well. I would suffocate if you were too perfect.ă
Incidentally, Jillâs gift was an accessory case the size of oneâs palm. Although more expensive than the handkerchief, it couldnât be carried around. According to Lavia it was better to give them both two completely different things so itâs harder to compare.
ăWhat about Aurora? Should I give her something too?ăHikaru asked.
ăNo. Giving something to someone youâre not even close with will have the opposite effect most of the time.ă
ăItâs not like Iâm close with Jill and Gloria either.ă
Lavia heaved a deep, deep sigh.
ăItâs not about intimacy with those two. Thereâs a rivalry going on between them so if you give something to one of them, you have to give one to the other as well.ă
ăIâm not sure I understand, but okay.ă
It was an area Hikaru was completely clueless about.
They once again booked a room at the same hotel.
ăAh, I thought you were not coming backâŠăthe cat-eared lady at the front desk said in a slightly disappointed tone.
Do you even have any idea how to work in the service industry?! Hikaru thought.
ăThat reminds me⊠Front desk lady.ă
ăWhat is it, Hikaru-san?ă
Wait, why are you getting overfamiliar?
ăI went to the royal capital. They donât check guild cards over there. They just verify if someone has a criminal record or not.ă
ăOh, that creepy stone tabletâŠă
ăPutting aside whether itâs creepy or not, yes, Iâm talking about the stone tablet. You donât use that here, and instead check peopleâs cards one by one. Why is that?ă
ăItâs simple. It can only be used in the capital.ă
ăReally now?ă
ăSoul cards and guild cards can be used throughout the whole kingdom⊠No, actually the whole world. The stone tablet operates using a different kind of technology and it can only be used in the capital. More precisely, in lands ruled by nobles as well. Basically, only major cities.ă
Hikaru felt relief wash over him. If the technology was the same as the one used in the cards, Laviaâs name couldâve been exposed. The stone, it seemed, only checked for crimes that were actually known and recorded. As such, Lavia was safe.
ăWe canât use that stone here in Pond. And thatâs where I come in!ăthe cat-eared lady exclaimed, pressing her index finger on her temple with a smug look.ăOne look at a card, and I remember every detail.ă
ăMemory, huhâŠă
I see. A rather analog approach, but the most reliable nonetheless. People working in this business are usually extremely good at linking a name to a face.
ăSo there you have it. You can rest assured, Hikaru-san.ă
ăA-All right.ă
Hikaru felt uneasy all of a sudden.
Money left: 27,190 gilans (+90,000 gilans)
As always, they only took one room. Hikaru didnât mind sleeping together with Lavia in a cramped bed. She embraced everything about him and that made him happy more than anything.
Hikaru went out alone after Lavia asked him to buy a light breakfast.
A light breakfast⊠That reminds me, Lavia loved that spicy hotdog. Has the flavor improved since then? It should be high time they got it right.
He made his way to the hotdog stand.
ăHmm?ă
The muscular shop owner was standing there, arms crossed, and before him was a lone girl. It wasnât just her clothes that caught Hikaruâs eyes. She wore a fine, silk-white robe â one thatâs uncommon even in the royal capital. Patterns that looked like magic circles were woven into her sleeves and hemline in red and silver threads. It was a robe of high quality, the kind that a Sorcerer of the royal palace would wear.
But what surprised Hikaru was not her outfit. It was her hair.
ăGood lord! I didnât expect to find real ketchup and mustard in this town!ăthe girl exclaimed.
She had glossy, black hair, tied in pigtails.
ăI give this hotdog a passing score!ă
Standing there was a girl with black hair and equally black eyes.