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Third Story\n\n
I couldnât
remember the number of times Iâd downed the barley tea Saehee brought out, but my
lips were still strangely dry. Ah, it was like sitting on a pincushion. Narae
was glaring at me from the corner of her eye so hard it hurt.\n\n
ââŠSo youâre saying that even though Sunghoon and Rangii are basically cousins, theyâre actually complete strangers. And gtheyâre even engaged?â\n
It looked like
that was where our conversation ended up.\n
âY-yeah.â\n
âThatâs right.
Weâre lovey-dovey.â\n
When and where
did you learn that word?\n
Sting. Naraeâs glare became even more
painful.\n
âReally?â\n
It was better
that I tell her about the engagement than about Rangii being a phantom.\n
âFor now, at
leastâŠâ\n
âLolicon. Go
die.â\n
Narae said
something I couldnât ignore\n
âWh-whoâre you
calling a lolicon? My tastes are normal!â\n
I must look
just like a guy in a soap opera caught cheating on his lover.\n
âThatâs right.
It is perfectly normal for Sunghoon to love a woman like me.â\n
You brat. Could
you please keep that mouth of yours shut? Are you planning on bankrupting my
romance and dragging it away from me?\n
ââŠâŠâ\n
Aghh, Miss
Naraeâs scornful glare hurt. My heart hurt.\n
âEven if we are
engaged, our parents are the ones who decided that, and I didnât even know
about it until yesterday.â\n
âBut despite
that, it looks like you two are really close,â Narae said.\n
âSunghoon met
me once when he was young.â\n
âWhen?â\n
âWhen Sunghoon
was bornâŠâŠâ\n
I swiftly
blocked Rangiiâs mouth.\n
âHbb?â\n
Donât look at
me like you have no idea why Iâm doing this. You brat, try and use common
sense. Iâm clearly older than you, so how does it make sense that I met you the
moment I was born?\n
âH-haha. When
Rangii was born, not that long ago. Yeah. I was also young, so I forgot.â\n
I carefully
removed the hand that was blocking Rangiiâs mouth. I was trying to tell her âhey,
donât say anything weirdâ with my eyes, but Rangii didnât have a lot of
experience in reading another personâs nonverbal cues.\n
âWhy do you
keep acting like that? I said I would accept a concubine, but at some point, a
concubine should know her place! Isnât it natural for you to show love first
and foremost to your wife, to me?â\n
First and
foremost, Iâm going to shut that mouth of yours.\n
âWhoâre you
calling a concubine?â\n
See? Because of
you, Narae got mad.\n
âIf Sunghoon
were to pick who to be his wife between the two of us, he would obviously pick
me!â\n
But whyâre you
getting mad about that part?!\n
âHow would that
be possible?! Sunghoon would obviously choose me! Sunghoon is head over heels
in love with me! Because heâs a lolicon!â\n
Are you trying
to kill me?\n
At first Narae
got angry at Rangiiâs nonsensical words, but suddenly she gave a bright,
flowery smile, and said:\n
âRangii, dear.â\n
Narae, in a
voice as if trying to placate a child, spoke of a cruel reality that I could
never vocalize.\n
âI know
Sunghoonâs tastes quite well. Ever since he was young, he liked women with big
breasts.â\n
That was a
cruel reality for me as well.\n
H-how do you
know about my tastes?!\n
âBut thereâs no
wayâŠâ\n
âSo you see, thereâs
no way he would choose you.â\n
At that moment.\n
âThereâs no way
thatâs true!â\n
Rangii bolted
up, emitting an intense energy as she shouted.\n
âThereâs no
way, no way that thatâs true! Sunghoon, Sunghoon is the one who will love me!!â\n
Something
overbearing filled the room, almost suffocating me. I-is this that so-called
spiritual pressure? (tn: a Bleach reference)\n
âSunghoonâsniffleâloves me!!â\n
I looked up at
Rangii while thinking to myself, You
brat, whatâs wrong with you? when I noticed something.\n
ââŠâŠâ\n
I wanted to
faint.\n
ââŠA tail? And
ears? Where did they come from?â\n
Naraeâs words reconfirmed
that my eyes were perceiving reality correctly. Thatâs right. Rangii, on the
verge of tears and consumed by anger, forgot to hide her tail and ears.\n
Oh crap. What
do I do? Could I just say itâs a trick? Could I trick her by saying, âSurprise,
this is a prank show~â and have this all blow over?\n
Of course not!\n
âPlease excuse
me for a moment.â\n
Saehee, the
only one of us to maintain her composure in the midst of this chaos, moved. She
put her hand on Naraeâs forehead even as she stared in shock at Rangiiâs
newly-sprouted tail and ears. Narae then collapsed backward.\n
âW-what?â\n
âMore
importantly, Young Master, you should seek to calm down the Master. Right
away.â\n
In times like
this, Saeheeâs expressionless face makes her look a lot more trustworthy. Rangii
was ready to explode, her hands balled up into fists, thick tears gathering in
the corners of her eyes, and her breathing heavy, when I made up my mind to
calm Rangii down.\n
âHey, hey.
Whatâs the problem, huh?â\n
âThat woman! Uuâthat woman said
that you hateâhukâhate meâŠâŠâ\n
With Rangii
clinging to my chest, I patted her on the head and said this:\n
âWho, when, and
where did anyone say that?â\n
âBut, but.
Didnât that woman say so?! That thereâs no wayâkuuâno way you would love me!â\n
Well, if a man
with typical sexual preferences were to choose between Narae and you, he would
obviously choose Narae. And Iâm definitely a typical man, so Iâd pick Narae as
well.\n
But, câmon, Rangii.\n
âHey, even if
what she said is true, lovingâŠâ\n
Itâs
embarrassing so I canât say it. \n
âI mean, liking
someone is different. No matter their age, face, or personality, none of that
stuff matters.â\n
âButââ\n
I interrupted
Rangii.\n
âListen closely.
None of that stuff matters when it comes to liking someone.â\n
That is a lie.
Appearance, money, breasts, height, personality, and a lot of other stuff matter.\n
They are
connected to that feeling of love.\n
âYou have your
own charm. So thatâs why IâŠâ\n
Rangiiâs a kid.
A kid. A little kid. A freaking little kid. So why is blood rushing to my face?\n
âI like you,
Rangii.â\n
Rangii stopped
crying. She loosened her fists, and her previously unfocused eyes looked up at
me. Hey, stop looking at me. If you look at me with such innocent eyes, itâll
hurt my conscience. Iâm already so embarrassed I want to hide in a mouse hole,
so stop staring!\n
Rangii lifted
her hand and held tightly onto my chest.\n
âDo you really,
really mean it?â\n
Her cheeks
flushed, twin red glows appearing on her cheeks. With Rangii like this, I said:\n
âNope. I lied.â\n
She reacted
like a child who was teased as to whether you would give her a candy or not
only to watch as you popped that candy into your own mouth. She started tearing
up again, her eyebrows looking like a Chinese eight (ć «) and
her mouth looking like a shi-oht (ă ).\n
âUu, uuu, uuuu.â\n
If I keep this
up she may really cry, so I should stop teasing her. I leaned down, hugged
Rangii with both arms, lifted her up, and said:\n
âBecause
I like you a super-duper lot.â\n
Iâm telling
Rangii what she wants to hear. Ah, damn. Goosebumps ran down the lengths of my
arms. But upon seeing a blossom of a smile form on Rangiiâs face, I couldnât
care less about those goosebumps. Because kids look best when theyâre smiling.\n
âUuu. How mean! Sunghoon is mean!â\n
Rangii slapped
downwards, striking me on the shoulders. Of course, it hurt. Even if itâs a
little kid hitting you, getting hit like this hurts. But I didnât show it on my
face. Because this is what it means to be an adult.\n
Okay, Iâve
calmed down Rangii so should I worry about the next thing? Now that Rangii was
back to normalâactually, now that she was happier than normal, I tried to put
her down, but I gave up on that when she climbed up my back to cling to me. I
shifted my posture so that I was more comfortable before saying:\n
âSaehee.â\n
âWhy have
you called for me, you crimiâI mean, Young Master?â\n
âWhat
were you about to call me?â\n
âI have
no idea what you are talking about. But it seems as though there is something
else you should be curious about.â\n
Seeing as how
Saehee skillfully changed the subject, it looked like I would have to have a
private chat with her later.\n
âWhat are you
going to do?â I asked her.\n
Even if it was
for just a moment, Narae saw Rangiiâs tail and ears before Saehee rendered her
unconscious. If I donât think of a solution while sheâs still knocked out, then
Iâll be in for a world of hurt.\n
âThe
simplest solution would be to drop her in the ocean in a metal drum full of
cementâŠâ\n
Saehee glanced
at me, and I responded with a venomous expression on my face.\n
âHowever, as
the one in question is not the Young Master, I have no intention of doing so.â\n
So if it were me,
youâd do it?\n
âI
intended to modify any memories she had related to the Master with basic memory
manipulation, but there was a problem.â\n
ââŠWhat
is it?â\n
âThe one
called Narae is a member of the Bear Tribe. I thought she was a normal human,
but I was fooled. I never thought that a Bear Tribe member who had yet to
awaken her power would be able to slip through my barrier undetected.â \n
What? Bear Tribe?!
And a barrier?\n
And in that
vein:\n
âWhatâs
the Bear Tribe, and what do you mean by barrier?â\n
Saehee looked
at me as if I were some pathetic creature. Donât show emotion only in times
like this.\n
âAll day
today I worked to create a barrier that would allow me to identify the energy
of phantoms as well as our own.â\n
Maybe I should
just think of it as a convenient radar.\n
âWhile
drinking alcohol?â\n
A barrier under
the influence?\n
âIs
there something you wish to say?â\n
No, there is
not.\n
âThen
explain to me in laymanâs terms what the Bear Tribe is.â\n
âIt is
the enemy.â\n
ââŠA
little longer, please.â\n
âThe Bear
Tribe I am speaking of is composed of Ungnyeo and her direct descendants.â\n
âAnd by
Ungnyeo you mean the one from the Dangun Myth, that Ungnyeo?â (tn: Long story
short, a bear that turned into a woman, married God, and gave birth to the
founder of Korea, Dangun)\n
âIs
there a different Ungnyeo?â\n
Iâm sorry. For
asking something such an obvious question.\n
âI am referring
to the women who inherited Ungnyeoâs blood and have, upon meeting a certain
precondition, become her puppets. Only the chief has a mind of her own.â\n
âExplain
so itâs easier to understand.â\n
âThey
are the bitches of a bitch.â\n
I should stop
talking.\n
At this point,
Rangii piped in: âSimply put itâs like this. That fat hag hates that Hwanung
gave me special attention, so sheâs using her descendants to try and kill me.â\n
 âThen arenât you in danger?â\n
With Rangii on
my back, in a position that didnât inspire any confidence at all, she put her
mouth to my ear, andâŠ\n
âDonât worry.
No matter how many dozens or hundreds of them come, I will protect you.â\n
She whispered
this with complete confidence. Hey, you brat. The one Iâm worried about is you.
Why are you worrying about me? Iâm a normal human so thereâs no reason for me
to be in the Bear Tribeâs crosshairs.\n
Well, Rangii
telling me that she was strong enough to protect me must have been just to help
me relax. Thatâs how I decided to take her words. But maybe Saehee saw that I
wasnât in the least bit convinced, because she gave an additional explanation.\n
âApproximately
300 years ago as well, we repelled an attack from the foolish Bear Tribe more
easily than we could flip our palms. Because the seal has weakened since then, they
will be unable to harass us thoughtlessly.â\n
Could Rangiiâs
strangely anachronistic thoughts and speech style be an influence from that
time?\n
No, thatâs not whatâs
important here. I should go back to the main issue.\n
âSo
whatâs the problem with Narae being a part of the Bear Tribe?â\n
âEvery
member of the Bear Tribe has some degree of resistance to magic. Although she
has yet to meet the condition, hastily casting magic may result in a small
problem.â\n
âWhat
kind of problem?â\n
âIf she
is fortunate, brain damage; if not, instant death.â\n
âHey.â\n
What the heck
do you consider a big problem, then? Anyway, if I interpret her words
differentlyâŠ\n
âAre you
saying that since you canât manipulate her memory, you need to find a different
solution?â\n
âThat is
correct, Young Master.â\n
What should I
do? I need the wisdom of Solomon. âŠBut Iâm not cutting her in half!\n
âAs a
matter of fact, were she to awaken her power, this would become a nonissue.â\n
This caught my
attention.\n
âThen canât
we just have her meet that condition? What is it?â\n
âIt is bust
size.â\n
Saeheeâs
answer, spoken seriously and with clinical detachment, stunned.\n
ââŠWhat?â\n
âMembers
of the Bear Tribe realize their powers when their bust sizes reach D cups.â\n
I decided that
Saehee was screwing with me. I turned my head and asked Rangii, who now had her
chin resting on my shoulder:\n
âIs she
telling the truth?â\n
âI donât
know what a D cup is, but all of my opponents had large breasts.â\n
Okay, but how
come youâre tightening your grip around my neck as you say that?\n
âI made sure to
educate those attackers with huge, useless bags of shaking flesh exactly whom
they dared to attack.â\n
The feeling of
Rangiiâs tiny chest pressing against my back caused me to feel pity for her for
some reason.\n
âSo what
do we do? Can I tell her the truth about you two?â\n
âPlease
do as you will, Young Master.â\n
ââŠIs it
really okay if I do that?â\n
I meant if it
were okay for me to tell someone about phantoms, but Rangii answered with:\n
âShe is to
be the concubine of the man to be my husband. It would be proper to do so.â\n
Seeing the two
phantoms before me not at all worried about their supposedly hidden identities,
I felt like the weird one. And I decided what to do. (CORRECT FIRST SENTENCE)\n
âSo
youâre saying that after I fainted in your house, I was unconscious for nearly
an hour, and I just now woke up?â\n
âYes, that
is correct, Miss Narae,â Saehee said.\n
Please be
fooled. Iâm begging you. Por favor.\n
ââŠYou
have a death wish or something?â\n
âIt didnât
work?!â\n
Ignoring
Saeheeâs look of pity and Rangiiâs look of disappointment, I moved on to my
next plan. I call it a plan but it was nothing elaborate: I just told her an
edited version of the truth. I explained that Rangii was the tiger from the
Dangun myth, that she lived in my grandfatherâs estate away from humans, and that
when he passed away (even though heâs not dead) there was nowhere else for her
to stay, so I took her with me to Seoul. I hid any other important facts from
her, but Narae must have been shocked speechless after learning that Rangii and
Saehee were phantoms, because after I was done explaining, she didnât say a
word.\n
After I
finished my explanation and drank a glass of barley tea, Narae held my hand and
looked at me with her eyes full of sadness. Huh? Whyâre you doing that all of a
sudden?\n
âYou
mustâve had a really tough time, Sunghoon.â\n
Ah, so thatâs
how youâre responding?\n
âYou
mustâve been really shocked because of your grandfatherâs passing. I
understand. Itâs okay.â\n
Your pitying
kindness is making me feel even sadder. Narae treated me like someone who lost
his mind due to grief, but at least she was okay with itânope, as if.\n
âEverything
I told you is true.â\n
âYou
expect me to believe that? You mustâve forced that kid to put on that tail and
ears because of your perverted fetishes, you pervert, deviant, dirty old man!â\n
Oi, oi. Though
I had a lot of things to say at Naraeâs baseless accusation, Rangii angrily
spoke first.\n
âNo, youâre
wrong! These are, without doubt, a part of my body!â\n
She clenched
her fists, squeezed her eyes shut, and proudly moved her ears and tail for
Narae to see. Narae sighed.\n
Then, making it
almost unbelievable to think that she was angry just a moment before, Narae looked
absolutely serene when she spoke. \n
âI know,
Rangii. Itâs just that I couldnât think objectively if I didnât talk like this.
For him to talk about phantoms in this century. And that heâs the guardian of
you phantomsâyou have to draw the line somewhere. I got mad because that jerk
tried to trick me.â\n
âSorry.â\n
I lowered my
head. I may be going through all this because of my monster of a grandfather
and my weirdo dadâin other words, my familyâbut Narae got swept up in all this
even though she wasnât involved in any of it. Seriously, I donât have enough
words.\n
âItâs okay. Because Iâd be even more upset if I didnât
know.â\n
But Narae
actually comforted me. I heard everything up to the âitâs okay,â but what was
it she said at the end?\n
I was about to
ask her about what she said, when she suddenly pinched my side.\n
âUwauwaagh!â\n
âBut
what? I was passed out for an hour? Do you think Iâm an idiot? Did you think
Iâd fall for that?â\n
The same place!
Youâre pinching the same place as before! Why do you have to pinch the same
place?!\n
âN-no! Itâs
not like that!!â\n
Iâd never have
said something like that under normal circumstances.\n
âAnd
letâs say you did manage to fool me. Were you going to keep hiding this from me?â\n
âThat
goes without saying.â\n
Narae stared
daggers at me. She doubled the force behind her fingers.\n
âUgyaaaagh!â\n
âIf
youâre going to try and trick me, then make up something convincing, you idiot!
Who would fall for such a pathetic lie?!â\n
âOw! It
hurts! Please let go of me, Narae-nim!!â\n
Only then did Narae
let go of my side. Although I furiously rubbed my aching side, the pain didnât
subside in the slightest. I slid away from Narae in order to save my side from
more of her abuse, when:\n
âSo now
that everythingâs out in the open, what are you going to do?â\n
Narae asked me
this.\n
âHuh?â\n
What am I going
to do?\n
âRangii
and SaeheeâŠmay be phantoms, but theyâre still girls.â\n
Rangii looked
like a girl but she was practically a wild beast, and Saehee was more like an
unidentified mysterious creature, but still. Like Narae said, they were girls.\n
âEven if
your dad is staying here too, you
canât just live with two girls! Wait, donât tell me. Were you just going to go
along with this since you got the chance to live with girls?â\n
âNo,
itâs just thatâŠâ\n
âIf
thatâs not it, then what?â\n
I didnât know
what to say. It seemed like Sahee had connections in the government, but even
if she found a different house, Rangii would probably refuse to leave. I was so
preoccupied trying to think of an answer to Naraeâs question that I never
considered that Saehee might respond.\n
âThat is
truly not the case. The Young Masterâs parents have departed the residence.â\n
âHuh?âÂ\n
Narae was
dumbstruck.\n
âWhat?!â\n
No, she was
angry.\n
âWhat
the heck?! Hey! Are you trying to take advantage of the fact that your parents
are gone?!â\n
I lost any
words I could have said when an apparition of the god of destruction appeared, looking ready to destroy all of creation
with a single blow. Narae, you canât possibly believe that I brought
these two here while my parents were gone to do naughty things with them,
right? No, based on the look on your face, do you really believe that? This is
a misunderstanding. A misunderstanding.\n
âNo, you
see. It was only after I brought these two to Seoul with me that my parents had
something come up and had to leave.â\n
Why am I using
honorifics to Narae right now? (tn: Sunghoon uses honorifics in his last line
of dialogue.)\n
Narae leaned
down, slammed her hands on the table, then spoke.\n
âAre you
telling me to believe that ridiculous excuse?!â\n
âBut
itâs the truth.â\n
âDo you
have any proof?â\n
âI do
not.â\n
With her eyes
looking even more furious than before, Narae lowered her hand to my inner
thighâŠand pinched.\n
âUwohoohk?!â\n
âYou
idiot! What the hell was that yesterday, really?!â\n