After hearing Xiang Hanâs words, System quickly conducted a full body check for him and was immediately dumbfounded, [Mr Xiang, this body had recently consumed an aphrodisiac.]
[What?] Xiang Han was stunned, [Isnât the Jin family too rushed, to actually give a mentally challenged person such a thing?]â
[No, the aphrodisiacâŠwas probablyâŠthe fruit you just ate.]
[âŠ] Xiang Han was flabbergasted.
[Then, Mr Xiang, Iâll turn on the censor for nowâŠ] The System could not bear to watch.
[Come back.] Xiang Han wanted to cry but had no tears, hurriedly stopping it, [Apart from that, is there any other way?]
Legend had it that not only was this fruit able to let a man give birth, it was completely, 100% effective! He had decided to take the loverâs route, but he hadnât planned on giving birth.
[Silly, time to counterattack!] Big A hated iron for not becoming steel.
Little B, [âŠ]
Xiang Han was practically sweating buckets. Hearing this, his eyes lit up and he turned towards Xu Yan Ze. Since they were going to be taking the loverâs route anyway, theyâd first make love. There didnât seem to be anything wrong with that.
Xu Yan Ze held a glass of wine in his hand. Feeling Xiang Hanâs stare, his hand shook, causing some of the wine to spill.
He turned around to see Xiang Hanâs flushed face and heavy breathing. He frowned, had this fool taken some kind of spring medicine?
By this time, Xiang Han had already waddled over to where he stood and dared to pounce on him and rub all over him. He feigned stupidity, âWife, Wifey⊠cold, comfyâŠâ
He didnât know if it was a psychological effect or Xu Yan Zeâs identity as an ice-ability user in the past, but when Xiang Han hugged him, he truly did feel much cooler. He couldnât help letting out a comfortable moan before using what heâd learned from Shen Ze in the past. He gently kissed the nape of the other personâs neck to his ears while his hands roamed about unrestrained.
Xu Yan Zeâs face was extremely dark, the glass of wine had already stained his clothes. In his opinion, this fool was simply like a dog, hugging, licking, and biting him like a piece of rib.
Xu Yan Ze was dying to send him flying with a kick but his body was too weak. He had only been pounced on and his vision had already gone dark, where would he have the energy to kick a person? More dangerously, after being roughly licked and bitten by this little fool, he actually began to have a reaction.
Struggling for two years in a post-apocalyptic world could even make a sow look beautiful to him1. In the beginning, he only felt that the little fool was rather white, but on a closer inspection, he actually appeared rather good-looking.
Xiang Han chewed on him for a while before changing his target and went for his lips. Then, he stretched out a pink tongue to explore deeper. Xu Yan Ze let out a muffled groan in pain and silently scolded in his heart, the boy was truly a fool. This person didnât know anything.
However, Xiang Han actually thought his skills were pretty good. Having obtained the upper hand in pushing down the other person, his hand began wandering south.
Xu Yan Ze finally couldnât bear it any longer and counterattacked. Ensnaring the unreasonable little tongue which had been harassing him, he began to suck on it. Xiang Han felt his scalp go numb and his tongue also began to lose feeling. His hands quickly changed direction, pressing against Xu Yan Zeâs shoulders, wanting to escape.
However, Xu Yan Ze felt it wasnât enough. He chased down the little tongue and entangled with it once more while dragging Xiang Hanâs head back, not allowing him the chance to evade.
When the kiss ended, Xiang Han was panting, but he refused to admit defeat. Using all his effort to pin the other person onto the ground, he went straight to removing their clothes, wanting to begin the main event immediately.
Although Xu Yan Zeâs energy was lacking, he had survived in the apocalypse for two years after all. How would he lack some self-defence tricks? Seizing an opportunity when Xiang Han wasnât ready, he lifted a hand and brought it down on the back of his neck.
Xiang Hanâs body went numb, falling softly to the ground.
Xu Yan Ze took some time to catch his breath before finding some red silk to tie Xiang Han up and drag him onto the bed.
Xiang Hanâs lower body had long stood up from the torment of the mythical fruit. A certain indescribable part had also begun to feel extremely sticky and unbearable. After being tied up, he began to rub himself against the sheets as he looked pitifully at Xu Yan Ze.
When he met those tear-filled eyes, Xu Yan Zeâs breath grew heavier.
To have survived in the apocalypse world where one could be eaten without even the bones left, Xu Yan Ze had long abandoned the so-called morals and compassion. This little fool was a bit plump but nonetheless, extremely cute and tender. Since he had personally delivered himself to his door, there was no reason not to eat him.
But this bodyâs energy was simply too lacking, and god knows how long itâd been starving for. If he even used a little more energy, his vision would grow dim. If he really went for it, it would simply be too embarrassing if he fainted while doing it halfway. Moreover, he had gobbled his food too quickly earlier and his stomach had begun to hurt, he simply couldnât feel the urge to do it.
Xu Yan Ze felt it was truly a pity and rubbed the little foolâs white and tender face, âStop crying, just endure it.â
âWuuâŠâ Xiang Hanâs mouth was gagged by a strip of red silk as he desperately shook his head. He only felt his entire body growing numb, as if electricity was coursing through his veins, causing a certain part to harden painfully. If he didnât release soon, itâd lose its function.
Xu Yan Ze finally detected the abnormality and reached out a hand. But as soon as he grabbed a certain part through his pants, the other person trembled and cried out.
Xu Yan Ze was also growing increasingly heated, and couldnât resist pulling Xiang Han into his arms, fervently grinding against him. He subconsciously lowered his head and was stunned to see the sheets below his body had become wet, âYouâve wet the bed?â
Xiang Hanâs face reddened, shaking his head through muffled groans.
Xu Yan Ze couldnât help reaching a hand in deeper and felt a certain part that had become wet. His eyes widened in shock as he thought, this soft and tender body wasâŠtruly top quality. He was also feeling increasingly unbearable and thus, rubbed their bodies tightly together.
After releasing, his head had begun to spin once more and his sight had dimmed. Nevertheless, savouring the aftertaste, he felt that it was incredibly comfortable and dragged Xiang Han back for another round.
Attaining satisfaction once more, his vision had gone dark again, so he simply closed his eyes after releasing Xiang Han from the red silk and said, âRub it out yourself. Iâll restâŠâ
With this rest, he fell asleep. Xiang Hanâs logic had been muddled to the point of not knowing what was going on. After his hands regained their freedom, he began to move and he didnât know how long it took before the heat slowly dissipated and he fell asleep in a daze.
In the middle of the night, both of them were freezing and they took turns tugging on the blanket. But under the quilt, it was filled with peanuts and walnuts shells that made their backs itch. Xu Yan Ze couldnât stand it anymore and woke up, grabbing the quilt as he rolled onto the ground and continued to sleep.
Xiang Han suffered for the entire night and when he woke up the next day, he felt a terrible ache in his back and stickiness between his thighs. He was immediately stunned.
Just in time, Xu Yan Ze got up from the ground and massaged his shoulders in discomfort.
Xiang Han turned towards him and murmured, âWifey, Iâm afraid your husband will be expecting soon.â
Xu Yan Zeâs actions froze, and his face turned dark, âYouâre not algae, how can you undergo mitosis?â
They had rubbed each other a little last night but didnât go all the way. Moreover, if he didnât remember wrong, men had to eat the mythical fruit in order to get pregnantâŠhmm?
He suddenly turned back, âYou ate the fruit?â
âYeah.â Xiang Han nodded in frustration. He had been thrown into confusion afterwards and couldnât remember what happened.
Xu Yan Ze paused and let out a low cough, wanting to explain that heâd only used his fingersâŠand didnât really enter. But he suddenly realised something else in surprise, âYouâre not dumb anymore?â
âUhâŠâ Heâd forgotten to keep up his act.
Xiang Han was a little stunned, but he quickly regained his wits, âIâm also unsure of what happened but I suddenly became clear-headed. ProbablyâŠbecause of wifeyâs blessings.â
He had originally planned to use this excuse to pave the way for his clear-headedness and help Xu Yan Ze avoid the punishment of having to kneel, so he hadnât intended to act dumb for too long. Now that heâd been discovered, it wasnât a big deal.
Hearing the word âWifeyâ, Xu Yan Zeâs lips twitched and he said with a gloomy expression, âI think itâs because of the mythical fruit.â
Speaking of the fruit, Xiang Hanâs heart grew stuffy. He stretched out his chubby hands and said melancholically, âWifey, help your husband change his clothes. We need to go serve tea2.â
Xu Yan Ze directly hit his hands back down and asked, âYouâre really Jin Bao Han?â
Jin Bao Han had been born a fool, how could he suddenly become clear-headed and knew everything?
Xiang Han stared at him dumbly with wide eyes and asked innocently, âWifey, what are you saying? Why doesnât your husband understand?â
âDonât understand?â Xu Yan Ze let out an evil laugh and hooked up his chin, âYouâve been a fool for over ten years, but woke up clear-headed one day and actually know how to call yourself âHusbandâ. You even know about the mythical fruit, pregnancy, and serving tea? Have you really become clear-headed or have you become someone else?â
Xiang Hanâs heart trembled but his expression didnât change. He continued to feign ignorance, âWifey, what are you saying? Of course it was granny who taught me all these. Granny also taught me how to consummate our wedding.â
Saying so, his expression grew solemn, âSpeaking of which, wifey seemed to have become another person. Granny said when it comes to consummating our wedding, the husband should be on the top and the wife is on the bottom. But ever since wifey woke upâŠâ
âHmph.â Xu Yan Ze flung off his hands and interrupted him, âGet up if youâre awake.â
After all, he had indeed transmigrated over. Once the matter touched upon him, he no longer wanted to continue.
Having successfully steered the conversation away, Xiang Han was relieved. Glancing at his wrinkled clothes and smelling the sweat on him, he called, âSister Jin Cui?â
Jin Cui was Jin Bao Hanâs headservant. Although it was inappropriate for him to call her sister, that was how Jin Bao Han usually referred to her as.
Jin Cui was already waiting outside when she heard this, âYoung Master, youâre awake?â
Xiang Han made a sound of agreement, âI want to bathe.â
Jin Cui heard his words and was silently shocked. The young masterâs words were fluent. Could it be that he hadâŠrecovered?
She quickly ordered the servants to prepare the bath before asking, âYoung master and young mistress, may this servant enter?â
Xu Yan Ze was drinking water when he heard the term âyoung mistressâ and couldnât stop himself from spitting out a mouthful in time.
Unfortunately, Xiang Han was sitting across him and directly received a faceful of water.
Xu Yan Ze, ââŠâ
Xiang Han wiped his face and with a face full of saliva, he replied resentfully, âCome in.â
***
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[1]even a pig looks beautiful
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[2] Serving tea is a chinese customs: during marriage, the couple will have to pay their respects to their parents by serving them tea
Chapter 5.02 â The Young Mistress
After hearing Xiang Hanâs words, System quickly conducted a full body check for him and was immediately dumbfounded, [Mr Xiang, this body had recently consumed an aphrodisiac.]
[What?] Xiang Han was stunned, [Isnât the Jin family too rushed, to actually give a mentally challenged person such a thing?]â
[No, the aphrodisiacâŠwas probablyâŠthe fruit you just ate.]
[âŠ] Xiang Han was flabbergasted.
[Then, Mr Xiang, Iâll turn on the censor for nowâŠ] The System could not bear to watch.
[Come back.] Xiang Han wanted to cry but had no tears, hurriedly stopping it, [Apart from that, is there any other way?]
Legend had it that not only was this fruit able to let a man give birth, it was completely, 100% effective! He had decided to take the loverâs route, but he hadnât planned on giving birth.
[Silly, time to counterattack!] Big A hated iron for not becoming steel.
Little B, [âŠ]
Xiang Han was practically sweating buckets. Hearing this, his eyes lit up and he turned towards Xu Yan Ze. Since they were going to be taking the loverâs route anyway, theyâd first make love. There didnât seem to be anything wrong with that.
Xu Yan Ze held a glass of wine in his hand. Feeling Xiang Hanâs stare, his hand shook, causing some of the wine to spill.
He turned around to see Xiang Hanâs flushed face and heavy breathing. He frowned, had this fool taken some kind of spring medicine?
By this time, Xiang Han had already waddled over to where he stood and dared to pounce on him and rub all over him. He feigned stupidity, âWife, Wifey⊠cold, comfyâŠâ
He didnât know if it was a psychological effect or Xu Yan Zeâs identity as an ice-ability user in the past, but when Xiang Han hugged him, he truly did feel much cooler. He couldnât help letting out a comfortable moan before using what heâd learned from Shen Ze in the past. He gently kissed the nape of the other personâs neck to his ears while his hands roamed about unrestrained.
Xu Yan Zeâs face was extremely dark, the glass of wine had already stained his clothes. In his opinion, this fool was simply like a dog, hugging, licking, and biting him like a piece of rib.
Xu Yan Ze was dying to send him flying with a kick but his body was too weak. He had only been pounced on and his vision had already gone dark, where would he have the energy to kick a person? More dangerously, after being roughly licked and bitten by this little fool, he actually began to have a reaction.
Struggling for two years in a post-apocalyptic world could even make a sow look beautiful to him1. In the beginning, he only felt that the little fool was rather white, but on a closer inspection, he actually appeared rather good-looking.
Xiang Han chewed on him for a while before changing his target and went for his lips. Then, he stretched out a pink tongue to explore deeper. Xu Yan Ze let out a muffled groan in pain and silently scolded in his heart, the boy was truly a fool. This person didnât know anything.
However, Xiang Han actually thought his skills were pretty good. Having obtained the upper hand in pushing down the other person, his hand began wandering south.
Xu Yan Ze finally couldnât bear it any longer and counterattacked. Ensnaring the unreasonable little tongue which had been harassing him, he began to suck on it. Xiang Han felt his scalp go numb and his tongue also began to lose feeling. His hands quickly changed direction, pressing against Xu Yan Zeâs shoulders, wanting to escape.
However, Xu Yan Ze felt it wasnât enough. He chased down the little tongue and entangled with it once more while dragging Xiang Hanâs head back, not allowing him the chance to evade.
When the kiss ended, Xiang Han was panting, but he refused to admit defeat. Using all his effort to pin the other person onto the ground, he went straight to removing their clothes, wanting to begin the main event immediately.
Although Xu Yan Zeâs energy was lacking, he had survived in the apocalypse for two years after all. How would he lack some self-defence tricks? Seizing an opportunity when Xiang Han wasnât ready, he lifted a hand and brought it down on the back of his neck.
Xiang Hanâs body went numb, falling softly to the ground.
Xu Yan Ze took some time to catch his breath before finding some red silk to tie Xiang Han up and drag him onto the bed.
Xiang Hanâs lower body had long stood up from the torment of the mythical fruit. A certain indescribable part had also begun to feel extremely sticky and unbearable. After being tied up, he began to rub himself against the sheets as he looked pitifully at Xu Yan Ze.
When he met those tear-filled eyes, Xu Yan Zeâs breath grew heavier.
To have survived in the apocalypse world where one could be eaten without even the bones left, Xu Yan Ze had long abandoned the so-called morals and compassion. This little fool was a bit plump but nonetheless, extremely cute and tender. Since he had personally delivered himself to his door, there was no reason not to eat him.
But this bodyâs energy was simply too lacking, and god knows how long itâd been starving for. If he even used a little more energy, his vision would grow dim. If he really went for it, it would simply be too embarrassing if he fainted while doing it halfway. Moreover, he had gobbled his food too quickly earlier and his stomach had begun to hurt, he simply couldnât feel the urge to do it.
Xu Yan Ze felt it was truly a pity and rubbed the little foolâs white and tender face, âStop crying, just endure it.â
âWuuâŠâ Xiang Hanâs mouth was gagged by a strip of red silk as he desperately shook his head. He only felt his entire body growing numb, as if electricity was coursing through his veins, causing a certain part to harden painfully. If he didnât release soon, itâd lose its function.
Xu Yan Ze finally detected the abnormality and reached out a hand. But as soon as he grabbed a certain part through his pants, the other person trembled and cried out.
Xu Yan Ze was also growing increasingly heated, and couldnât resist pulling Xiang Han into his arms, fervently grinding against him. He subconsciously lowered his head and was stunned to see the sheets below his body had become wet, âYouâve wet the bed?â
Xiang Hanâs face reddened, shaking his head through muffled groans.
Xu Yan Ze couldnât help reaching a hand in deeper and felt a certain part that had become wet. His eyes widened in shock as he thought, this soft and tender body wasâŠtruly top quality. He was also feeling increasingly unbearable and thus, rubbed their bodies tightly together.
After releasing, his head had begun to spin once more and his sight had dimmed. Nevertheless, savouring the aftertaste, he felt that it was incredibly comfortable and dragged Xiang Han back for another round.
Attaining satisfaction once more, his vision had gone dark again, so he simply closed his eyes after releasing Xiang Han from the red silk and said, âRub it out yourself. Iâll restâŠâ
With this rest, he fell asleep. Xiang Hanâs logic had been muddled to the point of not knowing what was going on. After his hands regained their freedom, he began to move and he didnât know how long it took before the heat slowly dissipated and he fell asleep in a daze.
In the middle of the night, both of them were freezing and they took turns tugging on the blanket. But under the quilt, it was filled with peanuts and walnuts shells that made their backs itch. Xu Yan Ze couldnât stand it anymore and woke up, grabbing the quilt as he rolled onto the ground and continued to sleep.
Xiang Han suffered for the entire night and when he woke up the next day, he felt a terrible ache in his back and stickiness between his thighs. He was immediately stunned.
Just in time, Xu Yan Ze got up from the ground and massaged his shoulders in discomfort.
Xiang Han turned towards him and murmured, âWifey, Iâm afraid your husband will be expecting soon.â
Xu Yan Zeâs actions froze, and his face turned dark, âYouâre not algae, how can you undergo mitosis?â
They had rubbed each other a little last night but didnât go all the way. Moreover, if he didnât remember wrong, men had to eat the mythical fruit in order to get pregnantâŠhmm?
He suddenly turned back, âYou ate the fruit?â
âYeah.â Xiang Han nodded in frustration. He had been thrown into confusion afterwards and couldnât remember what happened.
Xu Yan Ze paused and let out a low cough, wanting to explain that heâd only used his fingersâŠand didnât really enter. But he suddenly realised something else in surprise, âYouâre not dumb anymore?â
âUhâŠâ Heâd forgotten to keep up his act.
Xiang Han was a little stunned, but he quickly regained his wits, âIâm also unsure of what happened but I suddenly became clear-headed. ProbablyâŠbecause of wifeyâs blessings.â
He had originally planned to use this excuse to pave the way for his clear-headedness and help Xu Yan Ze avoid the punishment of having to kneel, so he hadnât intended to act dumb for too long. Now that heâd been discovered, it wasnât a big deal.
Hearing the word âWifeyâ, Xu Yan Zeâs lips twitched and he said with a gloomy expression, âI think itâs because of the mythical fruit.â
Speaking of the fruit, Xiang Hanâs heart grew stuffy. He stretched out his chubby hands and said melancholically, âWifey, help your husband change his clothes. We need to go serve tea2.â
Xu Yan Ze directly hit his hands back down and asked, âYouâre really Jin Bao Han?â
Jin Bao Han had been born a fool, how could he suddenly become clear-headed and knew everything?
Xiang Han stared at him dumbly with wide eyes and asked innocently, âWifey, what are you saying? Why doesnât your husband understand?â
âDonât understand?â Xu Yan Ze let out an evil laugh and hooked up his chin, âYouâve been a fool for over ten years, but woke up clear-headed one day and actually know how to call yourself âHusbandâ. You even know about the mythical fruit, pregnancy, and serving tea? Have you really become clear-headed or have you become someone else?â
Xiang Hanâs heart trembled but his expression didnât change. He continued to feign ignorance, âWifey, what are you saying? Of course it was granny who taught me all these. Granny also taught me how to consummate our wedding.â
Saying so, his expression grew solemn, âSpeaking of which, wifey seemed to have become another person. Granny said when it comes to consummating our wedding, the husband should be on the top and the wife is on the bottom. But ever since wifey woke upâŠâ
âHmph.â Xu Yan Ze flung off his hands and interrupted him, âGet up if youâre awake.â
After all, he had indeed transmigrated over. Once the matter touched upon him, he no longer wanted to continue.
Having successfully steered the conversation away, Xiang Han was relieved. Glancing at his wrinkled clothes and smelling the sweat on him, he called, âSister Jin Cui?â
Jin Cui was Jin Bao Hanâs headservant. Although it was inappropriate for him to call her sister, that was how Jin Bao Han usually referred to her as.
Jin Cui was already waiting outside when she heard this, âYoung Master, youâre awake?â
Xiang Han made a sound of agreement, âI want to bathe.â
Jin Cui heard his words and was silently shocked. The young masterâs words were fluent. Could it be that he hadâŠrecovered?
She quickly ordered the servants to prepare the bath before asking, âYoung master and young mistress, may this servant enter?â
Xu Yan Ze was drinking water when he heard the term âyoung mistressâ and couldnât stop himself from spitting out a mouthful in time.
Unfortunately, Xiang Han was sitting across him and directly received a faceful of water.
Xu Yan Ze, ââŠâ
Xiang Han wiped his face and with a face full of saliva, he replied resentfully, âCome in.â
***
1
[1]even a pig looks beautiful
2
[2] Serving tea is a chinese customs: during marriage, the couple will have to pay their respects to their parents by serving them tea