Loren thought that a man was happiest when he was sleeping. He didnât need to open his eyes, and could rest in the warmth of his bed all he liked.
He knew that he couldnât stay sleeping forever, and that he would need to wake up sooner or later. But until someone came to wake him, he wanted to relax within this pleasant warmth while doing nothing.
Loren stirred, and found his movement somehow sluggish.
Maybe he had been hospitalized again, and was bandaged from head to toe? But it didnât feel like that. He could still move if he tried, albeit slowly. It somehow felt like he was covered with thick, warm oil. The sensation bothered him a little, so he tried to wipe it away, but his hand was met with something soft.
For some reason, he was clearly aware of his hand being brushed away. Then something suddenly tightened around his chest, and even though he was still reluctant about leaving his slumber, Loren slowly opened his eyes.
The first thing he saw was a familiar ceiling. It was the ceiling of Kapha cityâs hospital, a place he had been admitted to numerous times before.
Memories about what had happened before he had lost consciousness finally came back to Loren one by one. He sighed, it seemed like he had caused Lapis troubles again.
Realizing that he was lying face up on the hospital bed, Loren tried to sit up but couldnât. Somewhat scared that the damage to his body this time was more serious than he had expected, he turned his gaze to his body to check his own conditions. But what met his gaze was a pair of purple eyes.
ââŠAh?â
Even Loren knew how stupid he sounded.
The owner of those purple eyes laid her cheek on Lorenâs chest and closed her eyes. Her blond, almost white hair was spreading over Lorenâs body.
What the hell was happening?
His thinking ability belatedly came back. He realized that the warm sensation he had felt in his sleep was brought about by him being hugged. He also realized that the one hugging him was somehow naked, and that he could feel her nakedness because he also wasnât wearing anything.
Loren believed that if he had been a woman, he would have screamed by now. But he lightly grabbed the head of the person who was burying her face into his chest and lifted it up instead.
He was met with purple eyes.
âWhat are you doing?â
Loren asked tranquilly. He was not angry, nor his partner was someone he could get angry with.
Gula answered with a serious expression:
âI told you Iâll give you something good.â
âSo this is the benefit you mentioned?â
âThis is nothing but a benefit, isnât it?â
Gula wrapped her arms around Lorenâs arm and her ample breasts squashed between them. Her torso stuck to Lorenâs torso as if glued, and her legs wound tightly around one of Lorenâs legs. She was using her whole body to get as much contact as possible with his body.
âWell, Iâm an extremely ordinary man.â
âThatâs right. Youâre truly a man. It was somewhat hard when you were sleeping, but it has got up properly now that youâre awake.â
Loren looked at the ceiling awkwardly. Gula grinned.
âIâll⊠eat you.â
âWell, itâll be nice for your reputation if the Evil God of Gluttony is eaten by a human like you, right?â
(Xem: In japanese slang terms âeatâ is referring to âhaving sexâ => Unchanged to preserve the word play by the author)
Gula rose up slightly and looked at him with purple eyes and a charming smile. She whispered into Lorenâs ears, as he was starting to get worried for his life.
âRight⊠I had a meal. I ate a bit too much, so Iâm full now.â
Not too bad then, Loren thought.
But the next moment, Gulaâs head was punched sideway with a muffled sound. She fainted and collapsed on Lorenâs chest.
Loren could actually guess what had just happened. And just as expected, Lapis peeked into the room.
ââŠDid I interrupt you?â
âYouâve helped me.â
Loren actually thought it would have been nice if things could have continued and he could have âreleasedâ, yet he knew Lapis would be in a bad mood if he told her so. With some regret, he moved Gulaâs unconscious body to the side and sat up. Lapisâ face suddenly became red then, and she turned away.
âPlease put on some clothes.â
âSo I wasnât put to sleep naked.â
Lorenâs cheeks felt a bit hot when he thought about how Gula had undressed him herself, but he was careful to not show what he was feeling. He looked around restlessly, searching for his clothes.
Lapis quietly handed him the clothes that had fallen on the ground, face still turned away.
Loren asked while putting on his clothes:
âSo, itâs over now?â
âYeah, it is.â
According to Lapis, something had happened during the fight, creating an opening for the berserk Loren to rain a storm of attacks on Luxuria. He had been slashed all over his body by Lorenâs greatsword, had admitted defeat because of that, and had obediently let Gula take him away.
Thanks to that, the villagers and soldiers that had been under the influence of the Evil Godâs power had regained their sanity. But things had become troublesome after that.
Luxuriaâs power, as the Evil God had declared himself, was increasing libido. In short, those under his influence would engage in acts that were difficult to be put into words with no regards of the gender or age of their partners. The villagers and soldiers had regained their sanity right in the midst doing such acts; it would be more strange if things hadnât become chaotic.
âThat was⊠literally Hell on earth.â
âI donât even want to imagine that scene.â
Of course, Lapis had had no reason to try to control that situation. With Gulaâs help, she had quickly carried the unconscious Loren away from that place. They had fetched Klausâ party on the way and had told Rose, the person they had been involved into this in the first place, that the problem had been resolved more or less. Then, they had returned to Kapha as if they had been running for their lives.
And incidentally, the skirmish happening near Roseâs village had come to an end at the same time. The reason was unclear. However, the number of soldiers pulled into the forest due to Luxuriaâs power had been quite high. When the spell had been broken and those soldiers had regained their sanity, they probably had thought about what they had done and with whom, and had been in no conditions to continue fighting a war. That was what Lapis had guessed, anyway.
âSo, where has Luxuria, the culprit of all this, gone to?â
âI donât know. Gula took him to somewhere.â
Both of them looked at Gula, who had been struck unconscious in a moment of distraction and was now sleeping beside Loren. They wanted to know about Luxuriaâs whereabouts, but Gula was an Evil God herself; she wouldnât just give them the information like that.
âShe wonât tell.â
âNo, she wonât.â
Convinced that their questions wouldnât be answered, the two of them decided to stop thinking about that matter.
They would probably meet again if that was what fate decided, but for now, Loren preferred to think that it had been the last time he had met that muscle head.
âThat aside, Loren, you canât use what you did when fighting Luxuria again, unless things go terribly wrong!â
Lapis brought her face close and glared at Loren. He vaguely nodded at her.
As he would never have been able to hit Luxuria with normal methods, he had tried to go into his berserk stage from a self-boosted stage. He had just now slowly realized how severe the backlash of that action could have been. His whole body hurt, and even though he didnât feel anything strange with his bones right now, he wondered how it had been right after the rampage.
âI tried to heal you as much as I can, but there are things that can be healed and things that canât.â
âItâs my bad. Iâll be more careful.â
Loren meekly nodded as he knew he had made Lapis worried. But he would still do it again should the need arise; this was something he didnât plan to tell her.
âAnd, why is she here?â
Loren pointed at Gula, who was still unconscious, and asked. Lapis stepped back a bit and tilted her head in puzzle.
âWhy⊠She somehow followed us here.â
âWerenât you too harsh on me?!â
Gula suddenly sat up and said. Her bare breast jiggled, and as Lorenâs eyes reflexively fixed on them, Lapis pinched his ear.
âIt canât be helped⊠Iâm a man too.â
âI know, but still.â
âSo, why are you here? Itâs not just to give me those nice things, isnât it?â
âThere was that too.â
Gula straightened up and sat cross-legged on the bed. Loren threw his blanket on her lower-half body, thinking about how it was not the type of posture one should take when being naked.
âIâm getting a bit interested in you two, so I plan to stick with you for a while.â
Loren was about to reply how troublesome that would be, when he suddenly realized how much of a danger letting an Evil God loose could be.
So far, Loren was aware of only three Evil Gods roaming the world: Gluttony, Lust, and Sloth. He had no ideas what kind of havoc they were planning to wreck though. If they didnât cause a mayhem, he wouldnât care about them whatsoever. But in case they were scheming something, itâd be better to keep an eye on one of them. That way they could at least try to prevent get caught up in their mess again. And Gula was the one least mentally-taxing to be around.
âOf course, Iâll help you guys out, and do nice things for you. Just repay me with lodging and food expenses.â
âFood expenses will be outrageous in your case.â
âBut I can make lots of money, donât you think? So, whatâs it going to be?â
Feeling troubled, Loren looked at Lapis, but she silently cast her eyes down once she noticed his gaze. Realizing that she was somehow leaving the decision to him, Loren pondered for a while, then said.
âDonât cause us troubles.â
âHope you wonât mind my food expenses.â
Gula showed them an easy smile.
Lapis pressed a hand to her forehead as if trying to suppress a headache and told Loren:
âIn the past few days, Gula has consumed enough food for ten or so restaurants, so be prepared.â
What she meant was, his payment was already used up. Loren had begun to feel like turning Gula away, but he still managed to grit out:
ââŠAdd it to my debts.â
âNo, letâs split it in half.â
âAhaha, I really can make money, so please treat me well!â
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As Gula smiled nonchalantly and scratched her head, her breast happily jiggled. Lorenâs eyes reflexively fixed on them again, and Lapis pinched his cheek with a sullen expression on her face.
Loren didnât know if his choice would bring them good fortune or bad fortune, but at least this case had ended here. Loren shrugged and let Lapis continue to pinch him.