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What did the protagonist of a light novel do after defeating the last boss

 

Tatsushi stepped into the area of the demonic beings

 

Although he hasn’t advanced much, lots of strong enemies have appeared

 

By the way, when there is no enemy, Tatsushi doesn’t go forward on his own legs

 

He tells Surasuke to become huge and sits on it. Surasuke also skillfully deforms to make a spot for Tatsushi to put his legs on, as well as making something like a chair

 

Tatsushi was impressed upon seeing it

 

Thanks to that, their movement became quicker. They advance with a speed equal to a modern bicycle

 

Even though there were some obstacles, Susasuke easily got over them

 

At a point, there was about 10 orges blocking the road

 

However, by using Surasuke’s certain death skill 「Aqua regia sprinkler」, the orges’ clubs immediately melted, then a few minutes later, all 10 orges’ HP became zero

 

 

 

「Surasuke is so coolーーー！」

 

Surasuke gradually became more like his owner, his mood was raised and he became energetic after being praised

 

 

He got some lava from the lava waterfall on the way, and after using it to attack the enemies, finally the demon king castle can be seen

 

There were some undead-like knights, but they all died thanks to the aqua regia (it’s the second time they die though)

 

Some ghost-like guys also appeared, but they all died thanks to the holy water

 

 

After this and that, they quickly arrived at the demon king’s room

 

「Hi there, good day」

 

「……You did well to arrive here, the hero of this generation. I have been looking forward to your coming

 

Anyhow, there is no one in the domain can fight against me equally

 

I attacked the human tribe’s domain in order to fight against strong people, and finally someone looked strong has appeared, hahaha！」

 

While thinking he himself is not a fighting maniac, Tatsushi asked

 

「Then, can I defeat you？」

 

「Guhahahaha! Just do it if you can! I will also go with my full strength！」

 

 

Saying so, the demon king attacked with a silver-gleaming sword

 

「Summon! Surasuke, melt everything other than that sword」

 

「Guoo……gubogubobobo…」

 

The demon king was swallowed by the gigantic Surasuke. After Surasuke spited out the demon king’s sword, the demon king violently struggled inside Surasuke

 

「Guooーーー, fight me fair and squareーーーー！！！！！」

 

「He said something, but whatever, Surasuke, can you do it？」

 

「Guaaaaaa！」

 

 

Tatsushi hated grotesque so he decided to sleep on the sofa at the back

 

 

About 10 minutes later, when Tatsushi opened his eyes, it was also the time the demon king’s HP was about to be emptied. He made the last eye contact and said

 

「Good work～」

 

 

Just like that, the demon king who had tormented humanity for several years was defeated too quickly by the hero Tatsushi

 

At that time, Surasuke’s level reached 250

 

「Eh～, Surasuke, Spatial magic or spiritual magic sound amazing, right? But we didn’t even use them」

 

「Burun……」

 

While acting like hanging his head down, Surasuke handed the beautiful silver sword which was originally used by the enemy to Tatsushi

 

「Ohh! Right, this one, speaking of hero, holding the sword high to show it to the public is a common trope ーー」

 

He doesn’t intend to tell anyone this sword was originally used by the demon king though

 

「Hey, Surasuke, speaking of Spatial magic, do you think I can use teleportation?」

 

「Puyo！」

 

 

 

With that, in the morning of the next day after subjugating the demon king, Tatsushi reported to the king

 

「Ooh! Tatsushi! You finally did it! How about it, can you drink? After this let’s have a toast while you tell me your great adventure! Hahaha!」

 

At that time, Tatsushi realized. That was a super uncool way to defeat the enemy. He couldn’t say from the beginning to the end, he left everything to a slime

 

「I am really sorry, I am really grateful for your kind words, but today I am still too tired……, can we do it tomorrow？」

 

「Oh sorry, I was not being thoughtful. Anyway, we can do it whenever you can. Defeating the demon king was more important than any official business after all. Wahaha！！」

 

 

Tatsushi hurriedly returned to his room and moved his pen quickly on the papers

 

Right, he began making story of his adventure

 

No matter how high his level was, he couldn’t use any sword skill at all. In order to match that situation, he created the story like 「Right before the demon king was defeated, his sword was right before the hero’s eyes, causing a trauma that left the hero to be unable to wield a sword ever again」

 

 

Like that, he was able to avoid anyone from seeing Surasuke’s figure. Everyone in the country believed in that fake adventure tale and praised the hero Tatsushi

 

Tatsushi’s adventure tale became a novel and a drama

 

The silver sword was left to the royal family (he couldn’t wield it anyway). Tatsushi also declared to never stand against monster ever again

 

Everyone in the country was dejected, but no one could blame him

 

And then, after buying a mansion between the royal castle and the temple and living idly for about a month, Tatsushi thought

 

「Are, The protagonist in light novels, what did they do after defeating the last boss? I want to return to Japan but it’s not possible」

 

While thinking there weren’t many completed light novel in the first place, Tatsushi was racking his brain, thinking about what to do

 

As he was wearing a full silver plate when he appeared in front of the masses, no one called out to him even if he is strolling around the street

 

While he couldn’t find any interesting thing, a group of students passed by

 

 

（Somehow, there are many beauties in this area! Ah, this is the noble district after all）

 

There were many beautiful girls. When a man is free, his libido gushes out infinitely, and Tatsushi is not an exception

 

（After I came here, I haven’t let it out even once, huh……Shall I visit a brothel?）

 

He tried going there as a test, but he couldn’t enjoy it like in his imagination. Just pick a girl and do it. Not sure if it was because there was still no basic way of serving yet or there was another reason, but because it was only a bit good, he stopped

 

After that, he recalled the students he saw before entering the brothel

 

It would be fun if I could put my hands on those girls, thought Tatsushi. Because Tatsushi was walking in the noble district, it’s natural that the girls were also nobles or wealthy merchants’ daughters

 

It’s also natural that they are more beautiful than the prostitutes in the brothel

 

（Making those girls who normally are not interested in ecchi things come would be fun, right……）

 

 

Thinking about such thing while strolling around the street again, Tatsushi has his eyes on something

 

（n, isn’t that shop, a relax salon……？）

 

He curiously stopped by a shop he has never noticed until now

 

When I tried receiving the massage, it was really simple. There was no modern treatments that were scientifically proved to be effective, they only did some occult stuff

 

Like, 「Wash your hair with holy water」. That is absolutely meaningless

 

While saying so, Tatsushi had an idea！

 

「Ah, I will try massaging! I can do much better than that shop!」

 

（If it’s a massage shop, I can legally touch a girl’s body……）

 

 

 

Firstly, Tatsushi started to remodel his mansion into a massage shop. He pointlessly focused on soundproofing. What is the reason?

 

Then, together with Surasuke, he studied the good acupuncture points in the body. Surasuke somehow knew which place on Tatsushi’s body has become stiff and precisely pressed those points

 

After that, he became a human model for Surasuke to practice pressing acupuncture points

 

「Mou, can’t I just leave the massage to Surasuke too? I can say this is a cute slime that was captured after demon king subjugation, and made this the selling point!」

 

Of course, there would be some people opposed against being massaged by a monster, so Tatsushi would do it at first, then he would suggest that to the guest later

 

He must touch the guest’s body first. Anyhow that is also the most important purpose (saying while making a trashy face)

 

After that, Tatsushi developed stuffs like herb tea, aroma oil, mood-lifting drug (legal…?), drug that make a part of body feel good (legal…???), etc… with Surasuke and opened the massage shop

 

By the way, of course male customers would also come. They will only be the practice partner for normal massage. There is no peculiar reason, but Surasuke spends more time on massaging male customers

 

I would say it again, but there is no peculiar reason

 

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AN: Chapter 0, ends

TN: anything that was in the bracket is in the raw (not my comment), for this novel my comments would be here instead

*gubogubobobo* is drowning/suffocating sfx

In the raw, sometimes the author used ore (me) out of nowhere, and it doesn’t seem to be spoken by Tatsushi (from the context) –> not really sure if the author is referring to himself or it was Tatsushi PoV and I mistranslate

That ending makes me wonder, but since surasuke’s gender is not decided, I will use “he” until there is a clear indication

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