Sighing, Shangguan Feixiong pointed at the youth with a warped face, âYulin is already back. Heâs standing right here.â
âThatâs cousin?â
Looking shocked at Shangguan Yulin next to him, Zhuo Fanâs eyes shook in disbelief, but then he changed tunes to, âWhile thereâs no resemblance to speak of, I can vaguely sense cousinâs valor and grandeur, the imposing postureâŠâ
Pff!
Shangguan Qingyan rolled her eyes and giggled. Shangguan Yulin was fuming.
[Is he toying with me or praising me?]
Shangguan Feixiong glared at his daughter, making her smile fade but she stuck out her tongue. He sighed and frowned at the two, âWhat have you been doing all this time? Why do you look like that?â
âUncle, actuallyâŠâ
Zhuo Fan began his report, making Shangguan Feixiong look stern and focused. But Zhuo Fanâs next words had this mild Clan Head actually ticked off, âI have no clue whatsoever.â
Pff!
Shangguan Feixiong was so close to popping in anger, barking, âWhy are you talking then? And werenât you two together, how can you not know anything?â
âUncle, while I and cousin were out searching, I was struck unconscious out of nowhere. By the time I woke up, there was no one there, not even cousin. I searched for him, fearing the guards might have found him. But despite all the searching, I found no sign of him and rushed back, only to see cousin wasnât home either. I truly donât know anything about what happened when I was out cold.â
Zhuo Fan muttered, playing the victim, âUncle, at your question, I of course responded swiftly as a sign of respect. Yet you do not appreciate me, but shout at me. A-arenât you from a righteous clanâŠâ
Ugh!
Shangguan Feixiong was stumped, feeling ashamed seeing Zhuo Fanâs look. But he was also gratified.
While Zhuo Fan was a flippant rogue, he could still tell from that recounting he forwent his safety in danger, worrying for his friend and searching all day through the city to find him.
Such loyalty was just the kind Shangguan clan preached.
Clueless that all of it was merely an elaborate excuse for his late arrival. All of it was to get closer to the clan. Loyalty was the farthest thing from his mind.
With Zhuo Fanâs vile character, what the hell kind of loyalty would he have after meeting you guys for just a day?
But since the old man wanted to believe it, Zhuo Fan was happy to play along, all to get more out of it laterâŠ
Shangguan Feixiong took a deep breath and patted his shoulder, âYifan, I was wrong. Donât mind it.â
âWith no parents in this world, you are my only elder. I have no right to complain.â Zhuo Fan beamed and bowed.
Shangguan Feixiong was even more gratified, âYouâre looking more and more like a true Shangguan clansman. I havenât made a mistake taking you in, ha-ha-haâŠâ
Shangguan Yulin shook, a feeling of dread drowning him.
[What the hell? The kid only knew how to run his mouth, forcing uncle to take him in with a reluctant heart. So why is it that now the punk got uncleâs approval?]
[Wonât that make it harder to touch him later?]
âYulin, Yifan doesnât know what happened. You tell us!â
Shangguan Yulin was thinking about his next plan when Shangguan Feixiongâs shout brought him back to the present. âUncle, is right, brother Gu truly is like a Shangguan clansman, only difference is his surnameâŠâ
Shangguan Feixiong eyed him, âYulin, what are you spouting? Iâm asking here where have you been all this time? And how did Yifan get attacked?â
âOh, that.â
Wiping the cold sweat off his brow, Shangguan Yulin had a dry smile as he made excuses, âUncle, I and brother Gu had followed a patrol in the forest since they were being suspicious in their actions. I never thought they had a sentry post hidden as well, ambushing us. I panicked and blocked in reflex, not even realizing the shockwave would catch brother Gu by surprise and knock him out. Six people then showed up, forcing me to flee upon facing such strong opposition.â
Zhuo Fanâs brow rose, sparing him an approving glance.
[Heâs a genius alright, making perfect lies on the spot that encompasses all doubts. Heâs one crafty guy. Even I wouldâve believed him if I wasnât there.]
Shangguan Feixiong frowned, âSo, you abandoned Yifan?â
âUh, no no no, Uncle, please hear me out.â
Shangguan Yulin rushed to come up with another lie, âWith so many enemies after us, if I had taken brother Gu as well, it didnât matter if escape was impossible, but that brother Gu wouldâve been caught up in our fight and die. Brother Guâs cultivation is also low and I feared the enemy would have no remorse for him. Thatâs why drew them away as we fought, hoping to give brother Gu the time to flee. Once I threw off their pursuit I came back to find brother Gu wasnât there. Thatâs why I rushed back home, hoping to find him safe. If he hadnât returned, then I wouldâve gone back, risking my life to save brother Gu!â
Shangguan Yulinâs vehement speech coupled with his sorry state made for a tragic impression.
Everyone admired him. Zhuo Fan might have even thought him heroic if he didnât know the truth.
[For crying out loud, is all Shangguan clan filled with high class actors? Then again, Iâm not lacking in that department either.]
Zhuo Fan grabbed his hands firmly, touched to the core, âCousin, I am unable to bear such loyalty from you.â
âArenât we brothers?â While Shangguan Yulin was revolted of Zhuo Fan, in front of uncle he had to show his big brother side.
In this case, Zhuo Fan milked it for all its worth, tearing up, âCousin, Iâm just a nobody. How could I be worthy of cousinâs glorious sacrifice and friendship? I can feel my heart beating out of my chest every time I think about it. If cousin had died because of me, Iâd deserve deathâŠâ
Zhuo Fan looked particularly mournful right about now, driving his point with his snot and tears dripping on Shangguan Yulinâs hands.
Filled with disgust and loathing that could not be expressed with Shangguan Feixiong around, he revealed instead a brilliant smile, âBrother Gu, we are true brothers under oath!â
âCousin!â
âBrother Gu!â
âCousinâŠâ
âBrother GuâŠâ
The two sighed at the touching words, with the father and daughter of Shangguan clan admiring their camaraderie.
Gu Santong, who kept on playing felt his mouth twitch constantly.
[Lookie here, dad got some more simps falling for his act. Then again, this âcousinâs shamelessness can challenge dadâs. Theyâre both shadow emperors.]
He might be a child but had more than three centuries of experience. Then there were the years spent along with Zhuo Fan on top, and Gu Santong could see through any of his acts. He held the play in disdain, though he never said a word, playing on with his toy.
âIâm grateful to know you brothers are so close. But no matter how close you are, you should let go of your hands now. How do you think itâll look seeing two grown men hold each other and sniveling?â
Shangguan Feixiong found the twoâs friendship too strong for his eyes, teasing them about it.
The two beamed and let go.
Shangguan Yulin wanted to let go ages ago. Zhuo Fan had been dripping snot all over them and left him with disgust.
But he was forced to smile through the ordeal.
Shangguan Feixiong nodded, âAll that matters is that youâre both safe and sound. Yulin, were you followed when coming back?â
âDonât worry, uncle, I was careful not to pick a tail.â Shangguan Yulinâs eyes flashed.
Shangguan Feixiong nodded, âI think so too. Yulin, thereâs an important job I have to entrust you with.â
[Another one?]
Shangguan Yulinâs eyes looked lost.
First was the devil and now his uncle.
[Whatâs the world coming to, dumping all its troubles on my head?]
[Iâm just too amazing, too strong and too responsible.]
The delusions of grandeur were strong with this oneâŠ