This was rather far removed from the image Choi Jeong-Hoon had of North Korea. The venueâs interior was a bit on the old-fashioned side, but that contributed to the overall atmosphere being a bit more classier, or so he thought.
âGimme a freaking break, though.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
When he thought about how all those flashily-decorated walls and expensive-looking antiques symbolised the blood and sweat of this nationâs citizens, then forget about being classy and whatnot, he felt this compulsion to wreck everything he could see.
âNo, hang on. I should sell them off, instead.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
After all, wrecking them would be a colossal waste of money.
âIs the food to your liking?â (Park Yong-Hui)
The Chief of Staff Park Yong-Hui carrying a warm smile had approached him in the meantime. Choi Jeong-Hoon immediately reverted back to his usual business smile. The battle might be over, but an even more bloody war was about to commence here.
âAh, yes. Itâs quite delicious. If I could, I wouldnât mind eating it every chance I get.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âHahaha. It shouldnât be too difficult to accommodate that. Itâll be a simple affair of you joining the Peopleâs Democratic Republic.â (Park Yong-Hui)
âIf I do, will I be able to enjoy such meals everyday?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âOf course you will. The Party highly evaluates your capabilities, Comrade Choi Jeong-Hoon.â (Park Yong-Hui)
âThatâs an honour.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
Choi Jeong-Hoon slightly bowed his head.
âUnfortunately, my family is left back in the country, so Iâll have no choice but to decline the offer.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âWell, now. A man wonât be able to achieve anything grand if he clings on to his family.â (Park Yong-Hui)
âBesides, there is a man who canât be controlled without my presence, as well.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âThatâs also not a difficult problem to solve, wouldnât you say? Itâll be sorted out by having Mister Rhee Ji-Hyuk join us as well, no?â (Park Yong-Hui)
âBut, youâll end up regretting it.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âWhat do you mean?â (Park Yong-Hui)
Choi Jeong-Hoon grinned and shifted his gaze over to Yi Ji-Hyuk.
Seeing the latter emptying out one plate after another while sitting on a table over there, the former couldnât help but chuckle to himself.
âHeâs far too uninhabited as a man and heâll be a poor fit for the Republic.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âAre you saying he fits in well in South Joseon?â (Park Yong-Hui)
âEven our nationâs back is creaking under the intense pressure of having to deal with him.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âHahaha, you donât have to exaggerate like that.â (Park Yong-Hui)
âExaggerating, is it?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
Choi Jeong-Hoon stared back at Park Yong-Hui.
âI hope you arenât planning to deny that you have knowledge of what transpired in the Blue House before we entered this country.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âNot sure I follow?â (Park Yong-Hui)
âI trust that your intelligence network is good enough to learn that.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âH-hm.â (Park Yong-Hui)
Park Yong-Hui didnât reply, but silence also worked wonders as a form of tacit agreement.
âWell, we werenât aware initially. But, we now know after having received a report this time.â (Park Yong-Hui)
âNot because your interest in Mister Yi Ji-Hyuk has piqued and you brushed up on all the info related to him?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âIs that distinction important?â (Park Yong-Hui)
âOf course not. No, the important point isâŚ. Mister Yi Ji-Hyuk treats the President of a nation as a neighbourhood ahjussi. No, actually, Iâd wish for nothing more if he actually did that. I mean, heâd not be so curt and sarcastic towards a regular neighbourhood uncle, after all.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âH-mmâŚ.â (Park Yong-Hui)
âIf such a thing occurs in the Republic, then either Mister Yi Ji-Hyuk will die, or the Republic itself will break downâŚ. Itâll be one or the other. Doesnât matter which end it is, none of them will prove to be advantageous to either one of us, Mister Chief.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
Park Yong-Hui immediately changed his words.
âI spoke in jest, but it seems youâre taking it far too seriously.â (Park Yong-Hui)
âMy apologies. I donât have much sense of humour, you see.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âEven if itâs not our Peopleâs Democratic Republic, other nations should surely be lusting after Comrade Rhee Ji-Hyuk. Will that be fine?â (Park Yong-Hui)
âSuch countries have decreased in number lately, actually.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âHow come?â (Park Yong-Hui)
âBecause, they canât handle him, thatâs why.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
That sounded understandable, but at the same time, not really.
âThe governments that experienced Mister Yi Ji-Hyuk have realised how big the risk is when trying to naturalise him. Everyone was all hands-on trying to lure him away, but now, they all have stepped back.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âBut, isnât it true that they still require his help?â (Park Yong-Hui)
âYes, it is.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âNobody will want to give up on someone who they believe is essential even if there is some associated risk. Am I wrong?â (Park Yong-Hui)
âAnd thatâs the role South Korean government have taken on.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âWhat are you talking about?â (Park Yong-Hui)
âIf I am to simplify it, the South Korean government is basically working as a subcontractor management company.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âSub⌠contractor?â (Park Yong-Hui)
âMercenaries, in other words.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âAh!â (Park Yong-Hui)
Park Yong-Hui nodded his head in understanding.
âWe came this time because of us being compatriots, as well as the underlying political reason as well. However, we normally demand the kind of remuneration that will put what the Peopleâs Democratic Republic provided us to shame. Thanks to that, South Korea is enjoying an unprecedented economic boom at the moment.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âHmmâŚ.â (Park Yong-Hui)
âConsidering the amount he has earned from America alone, you could even say that Mister Yi Ji-Hyuk is almost on the level of a government all by himself.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âIs it fine to tell me all this?â (Park Yong-Hui)
âWell, itâs not a secret to begin with, anyway. No, rather than that, the Americans are busy advertising how much they have paid us all over the place, ensuring that no other government would just come to us with requests for aid. Their aim is, âYou gotta pony up this much, so donât try anything you canât handle. Weâll be the only ones using him in emergencyâ.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âThe Yankees shouldnât be doing that.â (Park Yong-Hui)
Choi Jeong-Hoon didnât try to agree nor disagree there.
âIn any case, other governments are letting us manage Mister Yi Ji-Hyuk, and in return, are paying us the management fee. And after receiving the portion of that fee, we dispatch him to wherever heâs needed.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âCompared to how much the nation makes, isnât the amount he gets far too little?â (Park Yong-Hui)
âI couldnât have imagined that youâd be the one to say such things, Mister Chief.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âFufufu. Living in our Republic doesnât automatically mean you have no knowledge of capitalism. Knowing your enemy and yourself is the only way to win, after all.â (Park Yong-Hui)
âIndeed, it is small. Very. The problem is, Mister Yi Ji-Hyuk is already content with what he has. Meaning, he doesnât require any more money than what he gets.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âIs there anyone who doesnât like having money? They all like it when having some, no?â (Park Yong-Hui)
âThat may be true, but well, as you can see, heâs a bit peculiar, soâŚ.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âHmm, I see.â (Park Yong-Hui)
Even to Park Yong-Hui, Yi Ji-Hyuk seemed to be an odd man. A man that, although necessary and very much needed, was way too troublesome to stay close by.
âHow am I supposed to make my report now?â (Park Yong-Hui)
The higher-ups had already ordered him to make contact with Yi Ji-Hyuk. Not even talking to him didnât feel right, but Park Yong-Hui could already tell what the answer would be if he tried to lure the young man in.
It was normal for anyone to not be all that enthusiastic when already knowing the likely outcome, even if one was supposed to ask how high after being ordered to jump.
âComrade Choi, it must be very hard for you.â (Park Yong-Hui)
âItâs not actually a hardship. Iâve earned quite a lot in the process, after all.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
Park Yong-Hui quietly stared at Choi Jeong-Hoon and smiled.
No one was more sensitive towards analysing the power dynamics than him. Yi Ji-Hyuk may very well be the âabsolute gabâ, but no matter what, the person influencing him the most was none other than Choi Jeong-Hoon.
âBy the wayâŚ.â (Park Yong-Hui)
âYes?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âDoesnât South Joseon feed him food?â (Park Yong-Hui)
ââŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâ
Choi Jeong-Hoon felt his face redden up after witnessing Yi Ji-Hyuk gluttonously shoving food down his throat with crazed fervour.
âW-well, heâs originally like that, soâŚ.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âOriginally? Are you telling me he eats like that all the time?â (Park Yong-Hui)
ââŚ.Please, donât misunderstand me. It has nothing to do with governments. Itâs all completely his personal preference.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âI too think that way, butâŚ.â (Park Yong-Hui)
But, that was a bit too much, wasnât it?
âDoesnât he care about what others think?â (Park Yong-Hui)
Now normally, youâd still be mindful of other people in occasions like this one, even if you were beset with hunger. Yet, it felt as if Yi Ji-Hyuk didnât even have such a notion in him.
âHeâs not the kind to quietly endure life in our Republic.â (Park Yong-Hui)
The moment he thought that, Park Yong-Hui cleanly gave up on all of his lingering attachments on Yi Ji-Hyuk. If Yi Ji-Hyuk was haphazardly brought in and it resulted in him colliding with the Party, then without a doubt, the Republic would be finished regardless of who won in the end.
Even if the explosive was a high-performance model, you couldnât live alongside it when its detonator was switched on.
âCan you help us next time as well?â (Park Yong-Hui)
Choi Jeong-Hoon formed a meaningful smile just then.
âOf course.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
*
Crunch, crunchâŚ.
Yi Ji-Hyuk was preoccupied with hoovering up all the food before his face.
âCanât you eat more slowly?!â (Jeong Hae-Min)
âN-no, never mind. Donât speak and just eat.â (Jeong Hae-Min)
Jeong Hae-Min freaked out when bits of food stuff spewed out from his mouth and backed away in a hurry.
However, Yi Ji-Hyuk was feeling rather aggrieved right now.
âI canât afford to eat slowly, though??â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Recovering spent Mana might be impossible, but that didnât mean he shouldnât recover his stamina or mental strength. And the easiest method to do so was to consume lots of calories.
The thing was, his bodyâs digestive power was on another realm altogether when compared to other people. Even if he ate ten times more food than what a regular person could handle, all of that would get digested in an instant.
If he were to slowly fill himself up, then heâd probably end up eating for a whole day.
Gulp, gulp.
He took hold of the Cola bottle standing next to the plates like some kind of a tower, and drank it in one go. He loudly burped out and shifted his gaze over to Jeong Hae-Min to protest his innocence.
âItâs not like I enjoy doing this, you know?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
ââŚ.Sure.â (Jeong Hae-Min)
âNo, hang on. Iâm being serious.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âI get it, really.â (Jeong Hae-Min)
Something really felt unfair here.
Step, step.
It was then, someone approached them.
The weighty atmosphere created by Kim Ryong-Seong and Park Yong-Hui ensured that no one dared to get anywhere near Yi Ji-Hyuk, yet someone finally did dare to do exactly that.
âUh? So you came, too?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
It was a man even Yi Ji-Hyuk remembered well.
Rhee Jin-Cheol pulled a chair and sat before Yi Ji-Hyuk.
ââŚ.Youâre gorging yourself without a care in the world.â (Rhee Jin-Cheol)
âWhy donât you join in, then?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âOur compatriots are working their as*es off trying to sort out the messy battle location. How can I eat when knowing that?â (Rhee Jin-Cheol)
âWhy should I care about stuff like that?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
ââŚ.Indeed, you wouldnât.â (Rhee Jin-Cheol)
Chwa-ah-ahk.
Suddenly, Rhee Jin-Cheol pulled out a match and lit the cigarette in his mouth.
âHul??â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Yi Ji-Hyuk gasped out in sheer amazement and stared at that sight.
âR-right, that was it!â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
This place was North Korea!
The concept of âno smoking indoorsâ didnât exist in this country!
âIs this heaven?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Yi Ji-Hyuk rejoiced at this new discovery. He quickly pulled out his own pack of smokes, but Rhee Jin-Cheol was a step faster and had pushed forward a cigarette to him.
âSmoke this.â (Rhee Jin-Cheol)
âWhy, thank you kindly.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Yi Ji-Hyuk didnât decline that and placed the offered cigarette between his lips. Rhee Jin-Cheol used his already-lit cigarette to light Yi Ji-Hyukâs.
Whitish smoke swirled in the air after Yi Ji-Hyuk exhaled it.
âHah, so good.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âHow can you smoke indoors! You barbarian!â (Jeong Hae-Min)
âWhen in Rome, do as the Romans do.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Yi Ji-Hyuk was utterly unfazed.
âLooky here, Rhee Ji-Hyuk.â (Rhee Jin-Cheol)
Rhee Jin-Cheol, shrouded in the rising cigarette smoke, asked him.
âWhat should I do to become crazily strong like you?â (Rhee Jin-Cheol)
âPut in a lot of effort.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âAre you implying that my efforts werenât enough?â (Rhee Jin-Cheol)
âNot that. I can tell you have put in some real hard work.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âThen, whatâs the difference between you and me?â (Rhee Jin-Cheol)
âItâs time.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Rhee Jin-Cheolâs brows quivered.
âTime?â (Rhee Jin-Cheol)
âRight. An incredible amount of time.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Rhee Jin-Cheol shook his head as if he failed to understand it.
âDonât try to understand it. You canât, even if you tried. You should just stop comparing yourself to me.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âMeaning, I can never catch up to you?â (Rhee Jin-Cheol)
âRather than that, mmâŚ..â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Yi Ji-Hyuk scratched his cheek.
âIf I was in your shoes, Iâd not try to catch up to me. You gotta abandon too many things on the way, you see.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Rhee Jin-Cheol didnât say anything and quietly glared at Yi Ji-Hyuk. However, the latter didnât try to meet that gaze. He simply sucked on the cigarette a few more times, stubbed it, and returned to hoovering up the food, instead.
ââŚ.I think I get what youâre saying.â (Rhee Jin-Cheol)
Rhee Jin-Cheol got up, and bowed to Yi Ji-Hyuk.
âLet me say my thanks.â (Rhee Jin-Cheol)
Rhee Jin-Cheol then turned around to leave, allowing Jeong Hae-Min to lean closer to Yi Ji-Hyuk and whisper.
âThat ahjussi, what was he trying to say?â (Jeong Hae-Min)
âMmâŚ.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Yi Ji-Hyuk smirked softly.
âI dunno.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
ââŚ.My bad. Shouldnât have asked.â (Jeong Hae-Min)
Jeong Hae-Min wordlessly shoved the apple slices inside his mouth.
<324. To be called a madman, I should at least do this much -4 > Fin.