âW-what do you mean by that? He doesnât have a soul??â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
Affeldrichae replied as if it was nothing to be concerned about.
âItâs not that Mister Yi Ji-Hyuk doesnât have a soul, but him during that time period had his soul fixed to himself, so he couldnât use that as the price to pay for the contract. In Berafeâs common sense, itâs not wrong to say that he didnât have a soul in that regard.â (Affeldrichae)
ââŚ.Iâm sorry, but canât you explain it in a way that I can understand? Iâm just a human being, you see?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âM-mm, it is very difficult to provide an explanation matching the level of a humanâs intelligence.â (Affeldrichae)
Did you know that you treating a person like an ape really gets on my nerves?
Sure, we might look like that to your eyes, but even dog owners wouldnât go âYouâre like a dog and canât understand meâ in front of their pets, you know?!
Donât you agree thatâs the minimum level of consideration for others??(Choi Jeong-Hoonâs inner monologue)
âI was really shocked back then.â (Erukana)
Erukana broke out into a fit of delighted laughter.
When one thought about it, Choi Jeong-Hoonâs surprise right now would be no way near of hers back then.
âThe first summoning in thousands of years and being transferred to that world was already surprising enough, yet the summoner didnât have a soul to offer! I was so shocked, you know.â (Erukana)
âHah-ahhhâŚ.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Yi Ji-Hyuk spoke, sounding as if his soul had been sucked out.
âWhy did it have to be you?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âH-ng. Darling, you called me, thatâs why.â (Erukana)
âGroanâŚ.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Yi Ji-Hyuk covered his face.
D*mn it!!
I only did as the instructions said! I only created the summoning circle according to what was in the textbook!!
I wasted over ten years trying to get my hands on that dark magic secret manual, but to think that Iâd end up summoning a dang demon king!!
And that demon king happens to be Erukana! (Yi Ji-Hyukâs inner monologue)
It was the beginning of his misfortune.
âWhatâs this, you⌠donât have a soul to offer?â (Erukana)
He shouldâve run away the moment he heard those words.
âHah-aaahhhâŚ.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Yi Ji-Hyuk spat out a sigh so deep that he might disappear into it, prompting Erukana to primly narrow her eyes.
âDarling, weâre sharing a story of our wonderful past, so why are you making a face like that?â (Erukana)
âWonderful past, is itâŚ.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Can I even call that part of my history âwonderfulâ?
Youâre supposed to be able to look back with rose-tinted glasses when enough time passes by, but seriously, I canât seem to find glasses rosy enough for that part of my life, you know?! (Yi Ji-Hyukâs inner monologue)
âIn this world, well, there are all sorts of ways to call reminiscence of the past, arenât thereâŚ.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Moisture suddenly welled up in his eyes.
Do you know how difficult it was to get away from you?
âIn any case, thatâs how I first met my darling. Did you know how cute he was when he asked me, âHul, does that mean I canât sign a contract with youâ?â (Erukana)
ââŚâŚ.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
Choi Jeong-Hoon thought water was filling up inside his head all of a sudden. If he cracked his own head open now, wouldnât he find his brain twisted and scrambled like crazy all by itself?
She said âcuteâ.
She said that man is âcuteâ.
Is it because sheâs a demon king?!
Right, her tastes are so queer that it canât be understood by a humanâs logic! (Choi Jeong-Hoonâs inner monologue)
âWell, he is kinda cute.â (Jeong Hae-Min)
5
Jeong Hae-Minâs follow-up declaration ensured that Choi Jeong-Hoonâs brain would fly straight to the Andromeda galaxy.
CUTE???
Oh, Iâm really sorry, but did you cover your eyes with something?
How can you say something like that unless youâre insane??
I saw people calling snakes cute, sure, but even those people failed to make me think this way! (Choi Jeong-Hoonâs inner monologue)
Choi Jeong-Hoon stared at the two females with unreadable eyes, prompting them to shoot back knife-like glares in his direction.
âIs this what everyone meant by living in the age of female-domination?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
Choi Jeong-Hoon whimpered like a scolded dog and lowered his head, his shoulders twitching.
Oh, how sorrowful his life was.
âSo, you didnât sign the contract with him?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âNow originally, I wouldnât have, but my darling was so cute to say no. So, I made an exception and signed it for a special price.â (Erukana)
This isnât like a department store discount sale, so whatâs up with this special price thing? (Choi Jeong-Hoonâs inner monologue)
âWas that something you can decide on your own like that?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âNg?â (Erukana)
Erukanaâs eyes went round in puzzlement.
âItâs me who wants to sign a contract, so how can anyone have an opinion about that?â (Erukana)
Yes, of course. I thought youâd say that.
Itâs not like I have a problem with it or anythingâŚ. (Choi Jeong-Hoonâs inner monologue)
âSure, it shouldnât have happened normally, but well, it doesnât really matter to me anyway. And thatâs how I got to meet my darling, too! Kyah-ah!â (Erukana)
Erukana rubbed her face all over Yi Ji-Hyukâs.
Was Choi Jeong-Hoon delusional when he thought that, the longer the rubbing continued, the paler Yi Ji-Hyukâs complexion got?
âAh. So you met like that, and got married.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âNo, not like that.â (Erukana)
Erukana quickly and firmly shook her hand.
âNope, thatâs the story from over a thousand years ago! Our connection continued on afterwards and eventually, we tied the knot, you see! We definitely are not the type to get hitched based on feelings of the moment, you know!â (Erukana)
ââŚ.Ah, I see.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
Choi Jeong-Hoon had no idea how to answer that, so he simply nodded his head along.
âDarling, it took too long to get to this point! From now on, letâs be an alkong-dalkong couple!â (Erukana) (TL: Korean slang for being all lovey-dovey and stuff.)
âUwaaaah!!â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Finally reaching his critical point, Yi Ji-Hyuk shot up from his spot and threw Erukana away again. She mustâve liked it though, as she burst out in a fit of giggles as she flew away.
âAlkong-dalkong, my foot!! Demon kings invade here whenever they get bored, insane idiots from Berafe and whatnot continue to invade like crazy, so what are you talking about, alkong-dalkong?! Gimme a freaking break!â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âWhat do they have to do with us? It doesnât matter as long as we live our lives well, right?â (Erukana)
âThe world is about to end! And alsoâŚ!â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Yi Ji-Hyuk pointed his trembling finger at Erukana.
âWe divorced! Remember that!â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âNg? When?â (Erukana)
âI told you that I donât want to live with you anymore!!â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âBut, thatâs just you saying that. And I donât remember agreeing to that, either? Isnât divorce only applicable when both sides agree to it?â (Erukana)
âKeuh⌠Keuh-heuk!â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Yi Ji-Hyuk didnât know what else to say in the face of Erukanaâs sound logic and began shuddering uncontrollably.
This demoness of a b*tch!
No, hang on, sheâs a demon, isnât she?
Aigo, dear lordâŚ. how did I get involved with this woman and end up paying for it even until now?? (Yi Ji-Hyukâs inner monologue)
Choi Jeong-Hoon watching from the sidelines sneaked closer to Affeldrichae and asked her.
âBy the way, do you know why Mister Yi Ji-Hyuk hates her that much?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
ââŚ.I wonder why myself.â (Affeldrichae)
Even she was tilting her head, evidently not understanding it herself.
She had already seen this a few times before, but now that she thought about it some more, she couldnât figure out why Yi Ji-Hyuk detested her that much.
When one got right down to it, wasnât she probably the best prospective bride one could ever hope for?
She was talented.
She had wealth.
And as for the looks, even Affeldrichae had to take a bow.
Not to forget, Affeldrichaeâs real appearance was a Dragon, but Erukana was the case of âwhat you see is what you getâ. Meaning, she was the real Natural Born Beauty.
Her personality wasnât bad, she was a demon king from the demon world â not just any king, but someone who occupied the supreme position of the thirteenth seat, plus she even displayed such devotion to just one man with boundless affection, so thisâŚ.
ââŚ.Heâs being too full of himself.â (Affeldrichae)
No matter how hard she thought about it, it was the darnedest thing ever.
Yi Ji-Hyuk shot the two of them a powerful glare.
âWhat did I do?!â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âNo, itâs like, you donât seem to like her all that muchâŚ.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âHey, both of youâŚ.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Yi Ji-Hyukâs eyes began shedding the unmistakable sweat drops of his heart.
ââŚWhy donât you live with her first before saying that?! Why donât ya??â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
The intense emotion reverberating within his voice was amplifying the sense of futility. Just what did he go through to react like this?
âDid she do something terrible to you, then?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âNo.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âIf so, why?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
Yi Ji-Hyuk replied in a firm, unwavering voice.
âOut of humans that canât even live past one hundred yearsâŚ.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âNg?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
ââŚ.Over half of their marriages end up in divorce!!â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âOkay, sure.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âNow, think about living together for over one thousand years!â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
ââŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâ
Oh. So, like, that isâŚ.
Now that I think about it, it does sound rather terrifying, doesnât itâŚ.(Choi Jeong-Hoonâs inner monologue)
âI got sick and tiredâŚ.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Yi Ji-Hyuk grabbed his head and scratched it hard.
âArgh, your dandruff!â (Jeong Hae-Min)
Even though Jeong Hae-Min immediately started rebuking him, he continued to scratch his head in sheer stupefaction, before falling into an open spot on the couch.
With a soulless face, he muttered out loudly.
âI thought I had finally gained my freedom, but who knew sheâd chase me down to this placeâŚ.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âEhehe.â (Erukana)
It vaguely sounded as if he was insulting her, yet Erukana didnât seem hurt at all as she rubbed her head all over the slumped-and-sagging Yi Ji-Hyukâs chest.
ââŚ.By the way, this lady, she⌠the way I see it.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âYes?â (Affeldrichae)
âShe seems to be a certain type of demon that even I know of. I mean, itâs such a stereotypical appearance that I canât think of any otherâŚ.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âYour suspicion is probably correct. I also found instances of her kind being mentioned even in this world, too.â (Affeldrichae)
âCould she be thenâŚ?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âYes, she is a Succubus.â (Affeldrichae)
That p*ssed him off.
That really, really riled him up good!
Wasnât a Succubus a demon overflowing with lust that even he had heard of??
A Succubusâs main job was to seduce men, but rather than seducing Yi Ji-Hyuk, she was actually seduced by him instead and was acting like that!!
Wasnât that, like, dereliction of duty??
Choi Jeong-Hoon was rapidly filling up with this rage against the inexplicable unfairness of it all.
âD-does that mean?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
Choi Jeong-Hoonâs neither-here-nor-there question was ably answered by Affeldrichae.
âEvents youâre thinking of didnât happen. Itâs true that sheâs a being that must suck out a personâs vitality, and in all honesty, thatâs why she holds such a favourable view towards Mister Yi Ji-Hyuk.â (Affeldrichae)
âPardon me?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âSheâs the Succubus Queen.â (Affeldrichae)
âOkay.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âAccording to the lore known in this world, the female form is called Succubus while the male version is called Incubus, but in reality, these two are completely different races. Even though they both are referred to as nightmare demons, however.â (Affeldrichae)
âThey are not the same?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âYes. They drain vitality from the others in order to propagate, so that means they canât drain each otherâs vitality, now can they?â (Affeldrichae)
ââŚ.Uh? Now that I hear you, that makes sense?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
Succubi seduced men, while Incubi seduced women to steal lifeforce from their victims, so if they tried to reproduce, wouldnât that be like draining each otherâs lives, then?
âTheir ecology might be similar, but they are two different races. And they reproduce differently, as well. One receives seed from other species, while the other seeds their victims.â (Affeldrichae)
âH-mmâŚ.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âThe issue comes from there.â (Affeldrichae)
âExcuse me?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âEven demons have emotions. Demons are also capable of love and can hold affections, as well. To be more specific, sheâs not a literal demon, but one of the species commonly referred to as a demonic being.â (Affeldrichae)
âOhâŚ.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âSince sheâs a much higher level of lifeform, her love is far more complex and also just as honest and pure, as well. However, when a Succubus falls in love, inevitably, the object of her affection will die.â (Affeldrichae)
âAhâŚ.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
Choi Jeong-Hoon could now understand what Affeldrichae was trying to say.
It was definitely a dilemma.
Sharing affection with her loved one resulting in the death of said person â when you think about it, wouldnât the race of Succubus a fairly sad one?
âAnd in case of Erukana-nim, sheâs not just any Succubus, but their Queen. Most demon kings canât even share any intimacy with her.â (Affeldrichae)
âI guess so.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
Just her gaze alone was enough to almost stop a manâs heart, soâŚ.
He began to realise that it was a rather extraordinary thing.
âBut then, Mister Yi Ji-Hyuk was unaffected.â (Affeldrichae)
âPardon?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âIn Berafe, he wasâŚ. well, not only did he not die, his vitality would be restored in full immediately, and the moment heâs fully recovered, everything would reset back to the beginning, so you could say that he was life personified. And on top of that, heâs also a humanoid, too.â (Affeldrichae)
âAh, youâre right.â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
For sure, Yi Ji-Hyuk was supposed to be an immortal on the other side, wasnât he?
I keep forgetting that since I got so used to seeing him getting hurt and vomit blood all the time this side. (Choi Jeong-Hoonâs inner monologue)
âSo, that means?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
Erukana raised her finger and wagged it side to side.
âThatâs wrong, human.â (Erukana)
Her voice sounded firm, resolute.
âAlthough I canât say that reason was not a factor, the really important thing wasnât that. No, the truly important factor is that my darling here is the only person who managed to steal my heart for the first time since my birth, you see? The important thing is not the body, but oneâs heart!â (Erukana)
Uhm, that⌠I donât think thatâs something a Succubus should say, maâam.
Please, you need to regain your sense of identity.
Not just any Succubus, but youâre a Succubus Queen, so you shouldnât be saying that! (Choi Jeong-Hoonâs inner monologue)
âHah-ahhhhâŚ..â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Choi Jeong-Hoon kind of understand where Yi Ji-Hyukâs heavy, downtrodden groan was coming from.
âSo, how did you fall in love with him?â (Choi Jeong-Hoon)
âItâll be a long story, thoughâŚ.â (Erukana)
Erukanaâs cheeks blushed a little as she opened her lips.
< 268. If the demon king is scarier than mom -3 > Fin.