The empty air twisted around a little, and the figures of several people slowly emerged from the ripples.
It was Yi Ji-Hyuk and the NDF folks arriving in the city of Tokyo.
ââŚToo d*mn many!!â (Jeong Hae-Min)
Jeong Hae-Min suddenly shouted out.
âDonât you know how hard it is to do one teleportation? Iâm feeling really tired from ferrying around way too many people nowadays, you know!â (Jeong Hae-Min)
Yi Ji-Hyuk took a sweeping look around him.
Himself, Seo Ah-Young, Choi Jung-Hoon, Doh Gah-Yun, Affeldrichae, and Kitamura Ren, who was brought/dragged along for the express purpose of translating.
This was âtoo many peopleâ?
A girl who shuttled around various monsters, got tired from teleporting only five humans and a lizard?
Why was she exaggerating her pains, all of her sudden?
âBesides all that!! Why did you even bring him along, too?â (Jeong Hae-Min)
Yi Ji-Hyukâs gaze lowered to the ground. And then, he grinned brightly after seeing Oh-Sik by his feet busy wagging his tail.
âYou think only humans are allowed to eat? Oh-Sik should get to enjoy some Japanese pet food, too.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
ââŚ..Teleporting people around is already hard enough, but now, I have to become a dog shuttle, tooâŚ..â (Jeong Hae-Min)
Uhm, heâs not a dog, though?
Heâs an Ogre, you know?
Stop treating him like a dog, will ya? Youâre gonna damage his self-esteem. (Yi Ji-Hyukâs inner monologue)
âWas it tough?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
What the hell, why is she whining like that?
Has she gone insane for real? (Yi Ji-Hyukâs inner monologue)
Yi Ji-Hyukâs body shuddered just a little.
âSince you say itâs toughâŚ..â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Yi Ji-Hyuk cracked and loosened his neck muscles.
âIâve trained you that much the last time, but I guess that wasnât enough, eh.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âShould we go on another world tour?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âN, no!! No!! Itâs not tough! Iâm not tired at all! Really!â (Jeong Hae-Min)
âThen, why were you whining just now?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
ââŚ..Never mind.â (Jeong Hae-Min)
Jeong Hae-Min stomped the blameless ground. What a clueless b*stard he was.
âSo, weâve arrived and all, butâŚ.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Yi Ji-Hyuk couldnât help but recall the hardship they encountered the last time.
âThat dang ramen shop, can you really, really take us there this time?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âFor real?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âNg. For real, this time!! I canât forget where it is, even if I tried!â (Jeong Hae-Min)
Where did her confidence come from? Did she call a guide or something? She couldnât even find the burger joint even with the help of navigation. But now?
âAll we have to do is go over there!â (Jeong Hae-Min)
Yi Ji-Hyuk shifted his gaze in the direction Jeong Hae-Min was pointing at, and his head began nodding almost reflexively.
Ah, so thatâs how it was.
No matter how stupid you are, youâd still find your way, what with that thing over there. (Yi Ji-Hyukâs inner monologue)
Yi Ji-Hyukâs eyes captured the tall tower of the famed Skytree of Tokyo.
Even if you suffered from an extremely poor sense of direction, youâd never lose your way as long as that tall tower stood there as their marker and their ultimate destination.
As long as you were a human, that was!
âOkay, letâs go!â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âNg, letâs go over there.â (Jeong Hae-Min)
Choi Jung-Hoon followed from behind, before speaking with a slightly anxious facial expression.
âIf we go over there right away, itâll be the same thing as us illegally entering the country, again. Canât we stop by at the immigration control first?â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
âWhere is this immigration control, then?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âNormally, at an airport.â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
âBut, itâll be a bother going back and forth, though.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Choi Jung-Hoon shook his head in resignation.
But, this was a serious problem. If things worsened even further, then it could even become an international incident!
Back when they went to the States, one wrong move from them and they could have landed in a heap of trouble, but to think, they would find themselves in exactly the same situation once more!
And right now, they were in the middle of Tokyo, no less!
âIf it was someone else, fine. ButâŚ.â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
If the Japanese ability user department was run by people with functioning brains, then they would be monitoring every single one of Yi Ji-Hyukâs movements in real time. And if they found out that he had appeared in the middle of their capital city, they would go absolutely mental, without a doubt.
Not to mention, they would know full well who Seo Ah-Young was as well. And then, there was a small matter regarding a certain Gate, too.
âHaâŚ..â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
Now that things had come down to this, they gotta eat quickly and run away!
âWhere is this ramen shop, by the way?â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
âItâs inside the Skytree.â (Jeong Hae-Min)
âAlright. Letâs get going, then.â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
Choi Jung-Hoon urged the group to get a move on. Trying to herd these group of accident magnets caused his stomach to lurch around rather painfully.
âAh, I forgot to take my medication.â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
Choi Jung-Hoon pulled out a bottle of ulcer medication and poured a couple of pills down his throat.
âI might end up being a drug addict at this rate.â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
If he wished to prevent his tax money spent on anti-drug abuse campaigns from going up in smoke, he had to somehow resolve the nonsensical irregularities of his job.
How regrettable, then, that Choi Jung-Hoonâs wishes would not be fulfilled today.
âWhatâs going on here?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Yi Ji-Hyuk tilted his head.
He could see a heavily-armed platoon of soldiers drawing a line on the ground. Meanwhile, a wall of police officers were blocking people from going beyond the line.
âWhatâs going on? Is there a protest or something?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Choi Jung-Hoon shook his head.
âDonât you think that thing over there has something to do with it?â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
âWhat, you mean that over there?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
In the location between the tall skyscrapers where Choi Jung-Hoon was pointing at, the group could see a huge, reddish Gate.
âItâs pretty big, isnât it?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Just the size alone made Yi Ji-Hyuk think that it was the biggest one heâd seen by far on Earth. Even the Gate Oh-Sik came out from wasnât as big as that oneâŚ.
When Yi Ji-Hyuk looked down, he found Oh-Sik baring his fangs and growling at the Gate.
âYo, yo. Stop that.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
When Yi Ji-Hyuk lightly tapped Oh-Sik in the butt, the mini Ogre stepped back slightly, before sticking very close to his legs.
And so, there was the Gate.
He did hear that there was one appearing within the city of Tokyo, but as he walked the streets, he could see the Japanese citizens going about their daily lives. Understandably, he wasnât expecting to see the Gate in question to be right there next to their destination.
âSo, we canât go past?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âYes. No one can.â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
âIs there a way to go around?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âIt seems like the entire vicinity surrounding the Skytree has been cordoned off.â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
âMm, in that caseâŚ..â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
This turned out to be yet another waste of my time!!
I might as well make a stew out of this girl while Iâm at it!! (Yi Ji-Hyukâs inner monologue)
Yi Ji-Hyuk angrily glared at the now-depressed Jeong Hae-Min.
âJust how is it possible that everytime you recommend something to eat, it always leads to problems?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
ââŚ.I also didnât know, okay?â (Jeong Hae-Min)
âHa-ah, seriously man.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Choi Jung-Hoon tilted his head.
Rather than building barricades like this, wouldnât it have been far sensible to evacuate the area, instead?
Even though the historyâs largest Gate was opening up soon, the citizens around the area went about their business as if it was nothing to fret about.
Were they all just too calm, or just too dumb?
He found it hard to understand the Japanese government not trying to evacuate her citizens, but then, he found it even more mystifying that the citizens themselves werenât eager to run away from here.
âIf I were to question it, then could it be because they trust their government implicitly?â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
âNo, itâs nothing.â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
Maybe this was down to the differences in the national characteristics of the two countries, but whatever, Choi Jung-Hoon found it hard to understand.
In any case, they came here to have lunch, but this wasâŚ.
Kitamura Ren stepped forward to speak to a cop, then shook his head.
âThe entire area is off-limits.â (Kitamura Ren)
Yi Ji-Hyuk frowned deeply after hearing that.
âWe canât go through, no matter what?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âYes.â (Kitamura Ren)
âWhat if we just slip past them unnoticed?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âThat wonât be impossible, butâŚ. Since no oneâs allowed to go in there, surely the Skytree would be empty as well.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
In other words, all the shops and restaurants had closed their doors, too. Which meant, time to forget about it and go home.
Yi Ji-Hyuk groaned and turned around to leave.
âLetâs go home.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Suddenly, several men with big, hulking physiques blocked the path of Yi Ji-Hyukâs group.
Choi Jung-Hoonâs expression hardened right away.
The way they acted, it seemed that they had a clear reason in doing so.
âWho the hell are you lot?â (Kitamura Ren)
Kitamura Ren did his job as the groupâs sole translator and asked first.
However, him translating didnât seem necessary.
Anyone could understand those three alphabets, after all. Even though the pronunciation was slightly off.
Choi Jung-Hoon tightly clenched his fists.
It only had been a few minutes since they got here, but for the Japanese to have noticed their arrival already, the meaning behind that was not something he could ignore. It was akin to the entire NDF being under surveillance, after all.
âEven then, they wouldnât be able to observe the ongoings inside the building, no?â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
They were spying on the NDF even within the restricted area? Even if the Japanese relied on the latest spy satellites, Choi Jung-Hoon and Co. made their move inside a building, so itâd be impossible for anyone to figure out where they could be. Not this quickly, anyways.
Which left only one possibility, and that wasâŚ. There was someone from the inside leaking information.
Choi Jung-Hoonâs brain hurriedly kicked into gear.
âWho could it be?â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
However, the answer didnât come to him immediately.
âThatâs right. So?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
And then, here was a guy with no answers, too.
âWhat the hell? Why are you acknowledging that now?! Have you forgotten that we illegally entered this country?!â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
One should deny it even under the threat of death!
âKyah. Iâm even famous in Japan too, eh.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Youâre happy about that?
Is that something to be happy about in the first place?!
Canât you see that they are not here with friendly intentions?
So, how can you feel happy about this situation?! (Choi Jung-Hoonâs inner monologue)
Completely not caring whether Choi Jung-Hoon was quivering in his boots or not, Yi Ji-Hyuk sized up the big, hulking guys in front of him with a slightly pouting expression.
As soon as one of them spoke in broken Korean, Yi Ji-Hyuk beckoned Kitamura Ren to come closer.
âHelp them out, will ya.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
ââŚ.Sure thing.â (Kitamura Ren)
He went to speak to those guys, before he returned with a bit of a sour expression on his face.
âThey say we should quietly follow them unless we donât want to get hurt.â (Kitamura Ren)
âWanna die?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âWhat?! I didnât say those words, you know!â (Kitamura Ren)
âI know, and I was telling you what I want you to tell them.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
ââŚ.Uh, sure.â (Kitamura Ren)
Why did this exchange make Kitamura Ren unhappy, anyway?
After he translated Yi Ji-Hyukâs words, the expected reply came in pretty quickly.
âThey say, they will hurt you if you donât come quietly.â (Kitamura Ren)
âYou really wanna die, you dumb jjok-ppari hick?!â (Yi Ji-Hyuk) (TL note at the end)
âObviously, you were not talking to me, yes?â (Kitamura Ren)
âBut, I was?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âJust kidding. Itâs a joke.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âŚ.But, that didnât sound like a joke to me, though?
Why am I getting badmouthed like this after I was dumped into this little group? (Kitamura Renâs inner monologue)
Kitamura Ren began to resent the heavens above, but the heavens didnât lend a helping hand even then. The one to do so was someone else, however.
âMister Yi Ji-Hyuk.â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
Choi Jung-Hoon hurriedly got closer to Yi Ji-Hyuk.
Seeing how the youthâs reply sounded a bit crooked, without a doubt he was ticked off a bit already.
Choi Jung-Hoon, AKA the only Yi Ji-Hyuk specialist in the world, expertly figured out the subtle change in the youthâs mood and immediately started his operation to enlighten the atmosphere.
âAhahahaha. Mister Yi Ji-Hyuk, We came out here to have some fun, so there really isnât a reason for these small fries to sour our moods, is there?â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
He didnât forget to send the desperate eye signals to Seo Ah-Young in the meantime. Right away, she stepped in between Yi Ji-Hyuk and the group of big, hulking guys.
âBut, I will answer anyone trying to pick a fight with me!â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âEheii. Is there a reason to get worked up over something this small? I mean, thereâs no need to use a cow-butchering hatchet to kill a chicken, right?â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
âBut, I only use one for everything, though?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
But, thatâs not what I meant, though!
I canât figure out if this guyâs really smart, or really stupid sometimes!! (Choi Jung-Hoonâs inner monologue)
âIn any case, leave this matter to us.â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
Choi Jung-Hoon spoke confidently, his facial expression full of bold determination and trustworthy-ness, Yi Ji-Hyuk replied with an admiring tone of voice.
âOhh. So you want to rip off more money from them?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
ââŚ.No, Iâm not going to do that.â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
âIâll be watching you.â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
âSure thing.â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
Choi Jung-Hoon shook his head and walked past Seo Ah-Young to arrive before the group of men.
âWhoâs in charge?â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
One of the men stepped forward after studying Choi Jung-Hoon for a moment or two.
âHello there.â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
Choi Jung-Hoon reached out for an introductory handshake first, and the hesitant Japanese man grabbed the offered hand and shook it.
âSo, what is going on here?â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
Kitamura Ren began translating once more.
Choi Jung-Hoon could speak Japanese enough to hold a decent conversation, but he didnât want to show off his language skills in a tense situation like this, when the nuance of each word spoken carried volumes of meaning.
Because, Choi Jung-Hoon was a cautious and meticulous man, that was why.
Kitamura Ren was speaking much longer than Choi Jung-Hoon expected him to. When he eavesdropped, it seemed that Ren was explaining to the other party who Choi Jung-Hoon was.
âDoing something unnecessaryâŚ.â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
This could have been an occasion where not revealing information about oneself might be for the better. In any case, he needed to resolve this situation to the best of his abilities and get out of this country, pronto.
âHa, hajime masite. Douzo yoroshiku!â
The Japanese man making his greetings flew into the sky.
âAh. AhhhâŚ.â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
With a pair of despairing eyes, Choi Jung-Hoon stared at Yi Ji-Hyuk and his long leg stretched to where the Japanese man used to stand.
âHow dare he cuss at me, that stinking b*stard!â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
That was not cussing, you crazy fool!!
Ask first before you kick someone!! (Choi Jung-Hoonâs inner monologue)
The atmosphere worsened in an instant, and the remaining Japanese men directed their hostility at Yi Ji-Hyuk. Of course they would do that, since they just witnessed one of their own fly into the sky like a balloon full of gas.
âOh, really now? Wanna have a go?â (Yi Ji-Hyuk)
Yi Ji-Hyuk creaked and loosened his neck muscles, before loosening his hands, too.
âFine. Come, then. You dumba*ses. Let me exorcise myself a bit today!â (Yi Ji-Hyuk) (TL: Yup, it said âexorciseâ in the raw, not exercise.)
âMister Yi Ji-Hyuk!! Wait!!â (Choi Jung-Hoon)
Yi Ji-Hyuk shouted out as he plunged into the group of men in front.
âFor the Korean independence, manse!!â (Yi Ji-Hyuk) (TL note at the end)
Donât use that slogan in situations like this!!!
As always, Choi Jung-Hoonâs heart cried out in despair.