The reason being that he wanted Lee Chae-rinâs guards to relax their guard around him.
<Sire, please forgive my insolence. In order to make these guys relax their guards, I need to resort to these kind of methods.>
After that, Podolski and Chae-rin started laughing crazily, like two idiots.
âKUHAHAHA! Kuuuk, Iâm getting drunk!â
After drinking the ground grape (grape that grows in the ground, I didnât know that this even existed) wine, Podolskiâs face turned red, as he started throwing a fit.
âKuuu, this wine, itâs really good. We donât seem to have this kind of wine in home, do we?â
The âhomeâ that Podolski referred to was obviously Earth.
âHoho! This is only found in our territory. Itâs realllllllly strong wine. Want another one?â
Chae-rin followed Podolskiâs act perfectly. Her will to become a strong Lord like Kang Chul-in allowed her to get through the humiliation she felt.
âHuuuu! Hey, Chae-rin.â
After drinking even more wine, Podolski started staring at Chae-rin with one eye.
âDonât you think itâs been quite a time since weâve shared our love? I think the last time we did was at âthatâ place.â
For a second, Chae-rinâs body froze from the strong words that Podolski spouted.
âHuhu.â laughed Podolski, as he started hugging Chae-rin.
<Thereâs a spy here.>
Of course, it was an act.
<Pretend that we are plenty drunk. Only like this will we be able to make them relax their guards.>
âHuuu, not right now.â
âHuh? Why not?â
âNeed more wineâŚâ
âHahaha, of course, of course.â
Podolski nodded his head.
âYou always needed wine to make you go hot. Then later today after your plenty drunk?â
âHohoho! Well, I guess weâll see when I really get that drunk, wonât we?â
Unexpectedly, their acts were almost perfect. This was because Chae-rin tried her absolute hardest in order to match his act.
âButâŚâ
âWho are those bastards over there? I looked earlier, but your underlings seemed plenty disrespectful to you. Like you said, they deserve to be beaten.
As Podolski let out his feelings, Chae-rin seemed like she didnât want to miss this chance and spoke.
âYes, they truly are arrogant and disrespectful.â
And she ground her teeth.
âArrogant and disrespectful?!â
âInstead of listening to their lordâs orders, they treat her like a scarecrow, and ignore her instead. What a bunch of stoneheads (a way of saying idiot in korean)â
âStoneheads, huh?â
âHuuu, I donât think there are any underlings as ridiculous and unfaithful as mine.â
âW-What? Hmph, I guess they need to get educated then.â
As he said that, Podolski flexed his muscles.
âDwarves are idiots.â
âHmm?â
âThey only think of retaking their territory, and donât know how to use their brains. Oh, did I mention that we were in a war right now?â
âOh, you mentioned that last week.â
âOh, did I?â
âHehe, maybe you forgot after that passionate night with me.â
âHumph⌠Oh you!â
Now, they had almost a perfect harmony when they acted.
âAnyway, the dwarves only focus on retaking that area. They almost spent 2000 of their forces in retaking it. But do you know what happened?â
âNo way.â
âYes. Even after spending 2000 of their soldiers, these stupid dwarves failed to take back the land. If we had spent that much of our men in striking another Lord, the story would be different. But since they do these things, how can I say that they are anything but idiots. Hohoho!â
âOhh, seems like this Lord also has a sort of strategy too, not bad.â
Podolski listened to Chae-rinâs talking, and was impressed. But he didnât show any reaction about it.
âThose stupid bastards. Why donât you do anything to them?â
âSigh, if only I could. Thereâs no one on my side. They donât listen to my orders, so what am I supposed to do against them?â
âHmph, I guess Iâll help you then.â
âTomorrow morning, Iâll help you educate those short bastards. Then, wonât you be able to your authority back?â
âCan you do that for me?â
âOf course I can.â
âMy friend has a territory 100 km from here. With my skills and his army, we would easily get rid of your stupid dwarves and get your authority back for you.â
âIf only that worked⌠Haha, I would be able to spend blissful days with you if that worked.â
After that, their conversation continued for a couple of more hours, until Chae-rin finally couldnât resist the effects of the wine and fell asleep.
âHmm, did I make her drink to much?â
After Chae-rin fainted, Podolski took her to her bedroom while wobbling the whole way.
After leaving her there and walking away, he mumbled to himself, although it was just mutterings of a drunk.
⌠until he fell down on the grass and fell asleep there, completely drunk.
ââââââââââââââââ
âSecretary Sledge.â
The dwarf who was acting as a spy came to Sledge to report as soon as their drinking was over.
âThey finally stopped drinking.â
âHow was it?â
âIt was utter chaos, sir. They couldnât stop talking about ridiculous plans on taking her authority back.â
âHuh. The b*tch I knew would drink wine sometimes, but wouldnât engage in stupid conversations like this.â
They called her a b*tch in order to discriminate her, and this was now commonly said by the dwarves whenever Lee Chae-rin wasnât present.
âAs I saw it, her true personality began to surface when she got drink. According to her friends words, she become passionate when she drinks too much.â
The one acting as a spy began talking enthusiastically.
âSigh~ then she really is a b*tch, isnât she.â
âAs expected, human females who pretend to act weak and nice do bad things behind oneâs back huh.â
âYes, thatâs exactly it, sir.â
âWhat do you mean thatâs it? Is there more?â
âIt seems like they had a plot in order to take back her authority.â
âPlot? What kind of plot.â
âThat bastard that drank with her said that heâd help her retake her authority.â
âHAHAHA, it seems like that guy isnât very simple either?â
âYes, Iâm very sure he isnât very simple too.â
âOkay then, continue.â
âHe said that he has a friend whoâs a Lord, located around 100km away from here. He said that he could gather the help of that Lord and help her retake her authority.â
âWHAT!â Sledge stood up and shouted in shock.
âH-how dare she think of bringing outside forcesâŚâ
âS-sir, please calm down.â
âAS IF I COULD! That b*tch of a woman isnât thinking of helping us retake Nidavellir, but rather thinking of getting outside help in order to wreck chaos and chase us out.â
âSecretary, please calm yourselfâŚâ
âCALM MYSELF MY *SS! LOOKING AT HOW THINGS ARE GOING, IT SEEMS LIKE SHE IS ABOUT TO REGAIN HER AUTHORITY HERE!â
âBut I donât think you need to worry so much, sir.â
âHuh? Why not?â
âIt seemed like her friend was a huge boaster. He kept on saying things on how great he was. To me, it seemed like he was just boasting, and seemed like a con-man. Not only that, his drinking habits are so bad that he fell asleep in the garden, drunk.â
âOhhh, so thatâs how things were, huh.â Sledge starting laughing sinisterly.
âKuku, no matter what you do, you wonât be able to escape from my fingertips. It seems like this b*tch has no luck either. But⌠I canât just leave her alone.â
He didnât completely relax his guard.
âLook carefully at how the adventurers behave. Thereâs a chance that they will make a deal with them, or try to convince them to join their cause.â
âYes, sir!â
âNot only that, if someone comes to try and meet her now, tell them that sheâs unable. Donât let her see anyone, got it?â
At this moment, Sledge stepped over the line that he never should have, which was betraying his own Lord.
âW-waterâŚâ
Lee Chae-rinâs dry throat made her wake up from her sleep.
âSigh, I drank too much.â
Although it seemed like she had slept for a long time, her head hurt a lot.
Well, maybe it was to be expected after drinking 7 bottles of wine with Podolski. It was already impressive that she was able to keep up her part of the act.
She stretched her hands towards the bottle of water.
No, she tried to, but she couldnât.
This was because she was startled by the presence of a man, sitting near her.
The man had a pelt that seemed like a Black Leopard draped over his whole body, giving off a mysterious feeling, as the moon was covered by his silhouette.
âYou finally woke up. I was going to, if you didnât.â
The cold voice was able to calm her startled heart. It was the voice of Kang Chul-in.
âHaha, Mr. Chul-in!â
âB-but⌠how did you get up here?â
âThrough the window.â
âThe window?!â she was surprised.
Below the window was a cliff that stretched for over 30 meters, it was something that no human should be able to scale.
âItâs not that difficult for me.â
Kang Chul-in spoke indifferently. For him with overdrive on, it truly was nothing.
âOhâŚâ
âTake this.â
Kang Chul-in threw 2 scroll of parchment to her.
âWhatâs this?â she asked.
âOne of them is for the contract, and the other oneâŚâ Kang Chul-in spoke.
âIs a âdeath listâ.â
It was a book that would determined who died, and who lived; a âdeath listâ.