Chapter 209: The Village Festival and the Proposal for the Local Specialty (5/5)
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Those three fishes were supposedly inedible because theyâre âpoisonousâ.
It was really bugging me, so I wanted to know if I could sort them out by relying on Identify and the poison slime.
Of course, there was no guaranteeing the taste after rendering them safe for consumption, so I stealthily tasted them.
Iâd intended on being discreet about it, but who wouldâve thought Niki-kun was watching me the whole time!
âHeh heh!ăIt seems you were hoping not to get caught, but you forget that Iâm a prankster expert!â [Niki]
âI canât believe Iâm being put in the same group as a prankster nowâŚâ [Ryouma]
And so, I had to explain the situation to the feudal lord and the others who had no idea what was going on.
âAnd Iâm sure youâre dying to taste it now, arenât you?â [Ryouma]
âBut of course. Poisonous food arenât eaten and are thrown away precisely because theyâre poisonous. If thereâs actually a way to eat them and they turn out to be really delicious, then our food supply will increase and my peopleâs lives will improve; hence, as a feudal lord, I am very interested in your findings. If itâs possible at all, I would love to try eating these poisonous fish.â [Porco]
âIâm also curiousâŚâ [Village Headman]
Even the village headman was interested. Whatâs more is that we have plenty of the necessary ingredients and seasonings since we purchased them recently from town. It might be because they got the help of a dragon newt specialist, but they had a lot of Japanese seasoning stocked up like miso and soy sauce.
Anyway, with all that, there was just no way for me to refuse.
âAlright then. Iâll use Identify and make sure that the food isnât poisonous.â [Ryouma]
âYes. Iâm aware this is still an experimental dish. Be at ease and just throw me what youâve got.â [Porco]
I took out the ingredient from my Dimension Home.
âIf you donât mind, Iâd love to help out too.â [Head Chef]
I took the head chef on his offer and we started working on the food.
Before long we served âHeated Ash-Dried Red Mulletâ, âScorpionfish Tempuraâ, âUnseasoned Grilled Eel and Eel broiled in soy-sauceâ, âPufferfish Sashimiâ, âBoiled Pufferfish Dishâ, and âHot Sake with Grilled Pufferfish Finsâ.
As a resultâŚ
âAnd here I was wondering what would happen to the fish after you buried it in ash. Can I have another?â [Village Head]
âThis is delicious, de gowasu!â [Tairyuzan]
âIndeed⌠This has been skilfully cut and the meat inside so fluffy. Itâs really delicious, de gozaru. It would be a waste not to eat something so delicious. Please give me another fish, some vegetable tempuras and other side dishes too.â [Kichomaru]
âDelicious!ăThere are no bones to worry about and it doesnât stink of mud at all! ăJust how did you prepare this?â [Piguu]
âPiguu, itâll taste even better if you cover it in sauce. This boiled puffer fish dish is really sophisticated, and this sake with heated puffer fish fin has really good umami⌠I canât believe weâve left such good food to waste just because we were scared of the poison.â [Porco]
Everyone happily ate the properly prepared and seasoned eel, scorpionfish, and pufferfish.
Thatâs good and all, butâŚ
âWe donât have any ash-dried fish left!ăIâve fried the assortment of tempuras!ăThe eel was prepared by letting it rest for three days in freshwater and removed the mud from inside it. Its bones are hard, so when handling it, you need to finely cut upââ [Ryouma]
âRyouma-kun, Iâll explain everything later,ăso just focus on the food for now!â [Head Chef]
âAlright!ăBut just remember that as delicious as pufferfish are you have to be careful with the poison!â [Ryouma]
âDonât worry. I wonât forget.â [Porco]
After hearing the feudal lordâs reply, I went back to cooking.
As for whyâŚ
âHey, can we taste those ash-dried fish of yours too?â [Villager 1]
âOne puffer fish sashimi please!â [Villager 2]
âTempura for me!â [Villager 3]
âDo you still have any grilled or broiled eel left!?â [Villager 4]
âŚThatâs because the smell coming from all the food â especially, the smell coming from the broiled eel â had attracted all the villagers.
The feudal lord did announce prior to just relax and have fun, so before anyone knew it, the crowd around us was already just like the crowds around popular food carts.
âUha ha ha ha!ăThis is awesome!â [Villager 5]
âThese bastards are always eating through our nets, but starting next year, weâre going to be eating you!â [Villager 6]
âWe need more sake!â [Villager 7]
âAnythingâs fine, so just keep them dishes coming!â [Villager 8]
Ugh, weâre out of ingredientsâŚ
âAh, weâre out of pufferfish!ăThe next batch of scorpionfish is also the last!â [Head Chef]
âHow about some eel instead!?â [Ryouma]
We still have some eel, but at this rateâŚ!ăAh, but if I turn it into hitsumabushi (chopped kabayaki eel on rice), I just might be able to serve it to more people.
Right. There are still some meat gyoza left, so I should serve those!ăItâs a rare opportunity, so I might as well use the extra rice to make fried rice.
We should also have some shappaya among the preserved food we bought at town. If I let it rest in the deodorizing liquid of the deodorant slime, wash it, and then fry it in sesame oil, I should be able to turn it into a snack!
Thereâs not enough sake?ăThe fruit wine I made by soaking fruits in the drunk slimeâs alcohol should do!ăMaybe I can make a cocktail too!
âHey, we have some excess ingredients. If you want you can use them.â [Mei]
âThank you!â [Ryouma]
Mei-san brought some of her excess food ingredients over. What a huge help!ăWith this we can still fight!!
I donât know if itâs because of the atmosphere brought about by the festival, but the villagers that kept on coming started to have a strange tension about them. Still, itâs unexpectedly fun.
I make what I can with the ingredients at hand and offer them to the guests.
Like this the night gradually grew late.
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