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chapter 59




Evening.
I got beset by a genuine headache from Tanaka-sensei coming out of the closet as a pervert.
Rather, in the first place I and Sakaguchi-san don’t have that kind of relationship.
And then, going home from school there was another troublesome woman next to me, Abeno-senpai.
“By the way, Morishita-kun?”
“Yes, what is it?”
“What’s the difference between anal and anus? Their nuances resemble each other
 and their meaning is almost the same.”
“Seriously, just die at least one time.”
At her all too sudden joke I hit Abeno-senpai’s head with my palm.
This is the Dotsuki Tsukkomi. (TN: http://www.atlasp.net/questions/64.html)
At lunch break a lot of stuff happened which made me tired and then at this abrupt dirty joke I’m fed up.
That’s why I started doing Dotsuki Tsukkomi to Abeno-senpai who annoyed me.
*Pakon* light noises can be heard.
Abeno-senpai’s head was being hit and her black hair swayed left and right.
Abeno-senpai had a deadpan face and without changing her expression timed in—
—And sent out a right straight to me.
That was a perfect textbook boxing right straight.
*Baku* along with a dull sound her right fist has hit my septum.
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Without saying anything and with a serious look she hit me back.
She had hit me back full strength despite me lightly tapping her head.
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And then she brushed her long black hair with her right hand.
“You won’t follow up, Morishita-kun?”
“Eh?”
“If you use violence on me again—”
“If I use?”
Abeno-senpai became silent.
Then she took deep breaths and talked.
“I’ll light your house on fire!”
“Please stop with that since I have family there!?”
“Fufu, I’m joking.”
“Please stop making jokes like that.”
“Oh my, it seems you are misunderstanding something? I’ll light up all of your relative houses on fire. I won’t end just at your family. It’s a joke with that meaning.”
“Can you not do that!?”
Rather, everyone’s character is too deep.
What has happened to this school

“By the way, Morishita-kun? Please cancel today’s call at 11:30.”
“Eh? Cancel?”
“I know that you’ll feel lonely since you won’t be able to call your lovely Kaguya-nyan. But, today is really inconvenient.”
“There won’t be temporary jokes from Kaguya-nyan.”
“There wasn’t even a moment I thought about Kaguya-nyan’s jokes.”
“Yeah, that’s right. I’ll make you call me Kaguya-nyan one day.”
“I’ll never call you that so be relieved!”
“By the way, I’ll never call you Daiki-nyan.”
“Are you trying to coerce me into one-sided humiliation play!?”
“Fufu
”
“By the way, why is the call for today cancelled?”
“In the earlier issue with the Yakuzas, I used the Abeno name, right?”
“Now that I remember, you did.”
“The Abeno family is a bit cranky due to that case. There’s also about stealing the national treasures.”
“Cranky?”
“Basically there’s an ironclad of non-interference including the yakuza. And I stole the money forcibly
”
Forcibly she said, but no matter how you think about it that was just plain robbery.
“And then?”
“I’m forced to do a bit troublesome work. And for free.”
“Troublesome work such as?”
“The spiritual balance of this area had been greatly disturbed due to revival of the Nine-Tail.”
“Fumu?”
“I’ll get to the point, okay? I’m doing ceremonies concerning tidal-waves and earthquakes.”
“Ceremony?”
“There are big monsters also sealed in shinto shrines besides the Nine-Tails. Well, basically it’s ceremonies to renew their seals.”
“Fuumu.”
“There are three shinto shrines. The ceremony for one of the shrines will be done today and the ceremony for the other 2 will be in 5 days. And, I was selected as a guardian to perform the ceremony smoothly today.”
“By the way, if the ceremony fails what will happen?”
“It will be a major incident if two of the three ceremonies fail.”
“Major incidents like what?”
“An earthquake of 7 seismic intensity and tidal wave will occur and Yokohama will be destroyed. After that, do you know the words Hyakki Yagyou? That’ll happen in this modern era. Probably, the monsters will walk in the streets and the government will force martial law to deal with it. The whole country’s exorcists and special forces will join forces
 Perhaps our ally USA will come with their special forces. So, until the monsters are cleared up, Yokohama’s economy will be in a stupor.”
“It’ll become a real incident, won’t it!? Is it okay?”
“In these years the ceremonies have been done 7 times and there are no stories about intruders
 Well, the guardian is a decorable position. Well, there’s no doubt about it being important ceremonies, but
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“Senpai? Shall we go together, then?”
Abeno-senpai laughed.
“You’re exaggerating it.”
“Err, but
 There’s also about the previous offense that Senpai hid various things about me.”
“I understood your strength well from that case. If I’m really in trouble about something, I’ll definitely consult with you. At any rate, I’ll deal alone with this case
 Rather, I’ll stand tall in front of the shinto’s guard.”
【Skill6th sense has activated。Morishita Daiki has a bad feeling about it.】
A skill has activated
?
Rather, I don’t have much expectations on the 6th sense.
Well, since the professional in that area Abeno-senpai says so then it will be okay.
“See ya Abeno-senpai.”
The same road to home and the same place we part.
I bowed my head slightly to Abeno-senpai.
“Yeah, see you, Morishita-kun.”
And then, I would regret sending Abeno-senpai this day alone to do the ritual.