My name is Shimitai Hikari .
My hobby is weight training and my trademark is a black T-shirt .
Yesterday, my face was caved in and it looked like it came from Frankenstein however… I’m tough so today I’m also reporting for work normally .
I was stationed in the office and I finished cleaning the toilet and ate oyakodon .
My office always orders take-out food and has it delivered and I eat oyakodon .
I actually like katsudon however, even now I’m thankful many times for the police…
Bad memories are surfacing up .
That’s why it’s oyakodon .
Well, I don’t hate oyakodon so it’s okay .
Rather, this store’s oyakodon is really superb .
At the time I was gladly eating oyakodon .
ā€œShimitai-san? Are there reports from the hooligans we sent to the murayama family?ā€
ā€œHey, Aniki . There’s no reports . ā€
ā€œThat person was absurd, after all . Possibly that lot… They might ignore orders and rape the girl . ā€
ā€œAlthough… Right now… They were the only ones who could be hired . ā€
ā€œWell, that’s why I’ve used loosely hooligans… I’m limited to outsourcing most of the violence . ā€
ā€œI agree with you . Too much rampage and we’ll be at the end of the policeman’s rope . ā€
ā€œSo, what happened to the hooligans we sent to the stupid brat Morishita?ā€
My phone rang .
ā€œYes, it’s Shimitai . ā€
ā€œShimitai-san!? What you told us was wrong!ā€
ā€œEh!?ā€
ā€œBlack-haired… Female High School Student… With katana’s in a sword bag… Fingers, ears, noses… Everyone was sliced… Gyaa! Don’t come! Don’t come! Don’t come! Can you not see this gun! The gun was cut in half! Gya! Gyaaaaaaaaaaaa!ā€
And then the call hung .
Female high school student with katanas? Gun being cut in half?
What in the heck is this guy talking about .
ā€œDid something happen, Shimitai-san?ā€
ā€œIt was the hooligans we sent to the Morishita family… It seemed a bit too much like an anime . ā€
ā€œI see . ā€
Then the office’s bell rang .
*Pinbong*
*Pinbong*
*Pinbong*
I left my oyakodon and stood up .
*Pinbong*
*Pinbong*
*Pinbong*
Okay, I’m coming .
I’ll come so you don’t need to ring so much .
I was startled as I opened the door .
Three men were standing .
All of them had punch perm hair-style, sunglasses and fancy suits .
What is this… They’re more template yakuzas than us…
ā€œWho might you people be?ā€
The man with the grey hair and sunglasses smiled .
ā€œNice to meet you, we’re from the police department of yakuza control . We’ll be conducting a compulsory search . ā€
Eeh!?
In an instant I froze and then he put his hand on my shoulder .
ā€œYou lot have been untactful . You’ve thought he was just a brat and have done it in rough probably… That brat seriously won’t forgive you . ā€
The man took out USB stick from his bust .
ā€œThese smartphones are amazing, right? This holds proof of all of the threats and menace of you guys . Well, gorilla… The cause of your face being caved in has been removed, however . ā€
ā€œAniki! It’s premises search!ā€
At the same time, I turned my head, Aniki—- jumped off of the 2nd floor from the window holding in one of his hands a bag made for escaping and it was filled with money .