My hobby is weight training and my trademark is a black T-shirt .
Yesterday, my face was caved in and it looked like it came from Frankenstein however⦠Iām tough so today Iām also reporting for work normally .
I was stationed in the office and I finished cleaning the toilet and ate oyakodon .
My office always orders take-out food and has it delivered and I eat oyakodon .
I actually like katsudon however, even now Iām thankful many times for the policeā¦
Bad memories are surfacing up .
Thatās why itās oyakodon .
Well, I donāt hate oyakodon so itās okay .
Rather, this storeās oyakodon is really superb .
At the time I was gladly eating oyakodon .
āShimitai-san? Are there reports from the hooligans we sent to the murayama family?ā
āHey, Aniki . Thereās no reports . ā
āThat person was absurd, after all . Possibly that lot⦠They might ignore orders and rape the girl . ā
āAlthough⦠Right now⦠They were the only ones who could be hired . ā
āWell, thatās why Iāve used loosely hooligans⦠Iām limited to outsourcing most of the violence . ā
āI agree with you . Too much rampage and weāll be at the end of the policemanās rope . ā
āSo, what happened to the hooligans we sent to the stupid brat Morishita?ā
My phone rang .
āYes, itās Shimitai . ā
āShimitai-san!? What you told us was wrong!ā
āEh!?ā
āBlack-haired⦠Female High School Student⦠With katanaās in a sword bag⦠Fingers, ears, noses⦠Everyone was sliced⦠Gyaa! Donāt come! Donāt come! Donāt come! Can you not see this gun! The gun was cut in half! Gya! Gyaaaaaaaaaaaa!ā
And then the call hung .
Female high school student with katanas? Gun being cut in half?
What in the heck is this guy talking about .
āDid something happen, Shimitai-san?ā
āIt was the hooligans we sent to the Morishita family⦠It seemed a bit too much like an anime . ā
āI see . ā
Then the officeās bell rang .
*Pinbong*
*Pinbong*
*Pinbong*
I left my oyakodon and stood up .
*Pinbong*
*Pinbong*
*Pinbong*
Okay, Iām coming .
Iāll come so you donāt need to ring so much .
I was startled as I opened the door .
Three men were standing .
All of them had punch perm hair-style, sunglasses and fancy suits .
What is this⦠Theyāre more template yakuzas than usā¦
āWho might you people be?ā
The man with the grey hair and sunglasses smiled .
āNice to meet you, weāre from the police department of yakuza control . Weāll be conducting a compulsory search . ā
Eeh!?
In an instant I froze and then he put his hand on my shoulder .
āYou lot have been untactful . Youāve thought he was just a brat and have done it in rough probably⦠That brat seriously wonāt forgive you . ā
The man took out USB stick from his bust .
āThese smartphones are amazing, right? This holds proof of all of the threats and menace of you guys . Well, gorilla⦠The cause of your face being caved in has been removed, however . ā
āAniki! Itās premises search!ā
At the same time, I turned my head, Anikiā- jumped off of the 2nd floor from the window holding in one of his hands a bag made for escaping and it was filled with money .