“Hahaha! What you’re saying is exactly like the shallow thinking of children!”
We’re in a reception office of a multi-story building .
Is the size of this office around 8 tatami mats?
There were me, Abeno-senpai, president, black suited man and black T-shirt man here .
We were sitting on black sofas and we were facing each other on a glass table .
By the way, Abeno-senpai said the mysterious worlds “It’ll become profitable . I like money, you know . ” and followed us .
And, the black-suited man continued laughing in this reception office decorated with tiger skin .
“Shallow thinking of a child?”
“Yeah, it’s only natural for the child to pay off the debts of their parents, isn’t it?”
“That’s why I’m saying that president’s family can abdicate their inheritance according to the law . ”
“That’s exactly why it’s shallow thinking . Adult’s society is complicated and sometimes mysterious, right? So can you not butt into adult contracts with your shallow thinking of a child?”
“How and where is it shallow thinking!?”
“The words of a highschool student what can they be other than shallow thinking! Hahaha… hahaha!”
Abeno-senpai whispered into my ear .
“The opponent is also finance shop . They too have knowledge . They know they’ll lose in legality— They’re taking the strategy of playing deaf . ”
Well, there’s that .
And the black-suited man tapped his palm *Pan* .
“And with that the adult’s law is complicated and mysterious . At any rate, that Murayama-san has no other choice but to pay the debt… So can’t you accept it and withdraw?”
“I won’t withdraw . The law part is on this side . There’s no reason to withdraw . Can you specifically explain where I am wrong with my point?”
Then his eyes changed and started glaring at me .
“Aah, that’s right . If it’s about legality then it’s exactly as you said . However, don’t go talking about meaningless things like the law! I am the crime syndicate . In words that even kids can understand I’m yakuza . A crime syndicate to an extent is beyond the law . ”
I smiled like it was amazing .
Since his deception didn’t work he immediately threatens us, huh?
In these modern times, there were also coelacanth yakuza like him . (TN: It’s a fish . Basically he thought these types of yakuzas were extinct and didn’t exist but they were still there just hidden . )
“You lot know of yakuza companies . ”
“In that case, while this side is still smiling—”
The other man yelled .
“Withdraw quickly so you won’t get hurt! Shitty brats!”
The black-suited man took out a tobacco and was lighting it up .
“Tobacco is bad . I’m wondering if you would not light it up?”
The man ignored Abeno-senpai’s words and lit the tobacco up .
“Quickly put out the fire of the tobacco!”
“Shut up! Do you also want to be thrown in a brothel!?”
“Try it if you can . ”
There veins popping up on Abeno-senpais forehead .
And then she made a huge smile while her eyes were chilled .
Ah, this person is also hopeless .
Leaving that aside…
“Anyhow, let’s end it peacefully . Murayama family will give up the succession according to the law . Then she’ll be forgiven, isn’t that nice?”
Then the man sighed .
“What are you guys?”
“What do you think?”
“You look as if you aren’t afraid of yakuza, however?”
Well, I’m a hero and Abeno-senpai is an exorcist .
We have no reason to fear trash who are violent like small-fish and can only bully the ones weaker than them .
“Well, anyhow, forgiven is it?”
“As I thought aren’t you guys underestimating the yakuza? We’re also doing honourable business . Why don’t you be taken down a bit from your pillars?”
The big man that was sitting next to the black-suited man stood up .
“This guy is a 3rd dan in Karate… He has 6 previous criminal offences . Be relieved… You’ll only receive a little pain . Aah, by the way if you prostrate yourselves now you’ll be forgiven… I won’t mind if we leave things such as they are…”
Abeno-senpai stood up at the same time the big man took a step towards us .
“Do you also think that you’ve become strong by bullying the weak? Certainly this crime syndicate is under the umbrella of the regional one . And then the whole headquarters of the regional gang can be killed by 20 riot officers with automatic rifles and if they are serious they’ll finish in 20 minutes . Your power is just as that . There’s no need for the military to come . ”
The black man flushed his cheeks .
“Oi, female brat . What did you… just say?”
“Be aware that the state has been overlooking you and allowed you to continue to exist . What crime syndicate . Can you guys even put up a decent effort? Comparing you to the people of the Middle East is ridiculous . Even if I compare you lot to 30 trainees of the JSDF… The headquarters level is not more than small fish, is it?”
“What are you saying!”
“I’m just pointing out reality . The equipment you lot have is… pistols and shivs? You’re really making me laugh . Even your average policeman has received proper training than you lot . Policemen who’ve trained with guns under the assumption of the possibility of killing people are different from some whammy-shammy experts of violence like you lot… Well, he can kill all 3 of you by himself if he feels so . ”
“What are you talking about… shitty brat?”
“You lot, do you know? I’ll give you that you have numbers like cockroaches but your equipment is meager . Your training is sloppy . Even as a crime syndicate you’re unbelievably weak and ill-prepared . And, at least as a crime syndicate you should have machine guns and several armoured vehicles . You’re not even worth mentioning . I’ll say this again, the people in the middle east can be called a crime syndicate . You lot are overlooked by the nation and restrained to use true violence by the military and security organizations… Your existence is allowed . ”
“And I’m repeating myself, what have you been saying since earlier…”
“What I’m saying is really simple . Basically—”
Abeno-senpai brushed her long black hair .
“You lot can be easily squashed like little bugs— So come at me fast . Dimwit . ”