First off, I confirmed with the young master himself whether he had any knowledge about it and⌠Well⌠He knew. He knew the bare minimum knowledge so⌠At least our family would be spared from âwhite marriageâ.
T-Thank godâŚ.Young master⌠Please stop replying to me so seriously when I throw some dirty jokes at youâŚ. This is really bad for my heartâŚ.
Thankfully, the late master had done a great job educating you about âthatââŚ.
However, even if he had the basic knowledge and technically knew how to do it, he wasnât educated in theăforeplayă. Back when I was young, between high-ranking nobles, it was common practice for the husband to lose their virginity prior to their first night so they could completely pleasure their wife who was still a virgin.
In order to learn how to pleasure a woman, usually the husband would learn it directly through having an intercourse with an older woman who had given birth before and practiced their skill hands on but⌠Of course this method had brought forth various problems and had been stopped in the previous generationâs era.
In return, there were three most commonly practiced methods now.
First one, the couple would learn it by observing a married couple joining their bodies together. Of course, the married couple had to be someone the couple was cordial with.
Second one, the couple would directly invite an instructor who would then give them real-time advice as they joined their bodies together for the first time.
And the last one⌠The husband would practice beforehand with a âdollâ that was built to resemble an actual femaleâs body. The husband would use that âdollâ to practice the proper technique and various things to please his future wife.
All methods had their own merits and demerits. It was pretty hard to find the most suitable method for each couple.
âHuh? Do I need to do that?â
Young master wrinkled his eyebrows together, the look of clear disgust was evident in his face. I could feel him sending a chilling gaze to me.
âOf course!!! Young master, youâre the one who will âreleaseâ the âemissionâ so you could get by just by having basic knowledge but Miltia-sama would be the one who had to âreceiveâ and literally having her internal organs gouged out in the process, you know?!â
ââŚ. Is that so?â
When I retorted back and pointed out the problem to him, he finally realized we had a problem.
âYoung master, what would you do if someone were to suddenly lick your eyes?â
ââŚâŚ Iâll cut their tongue off. Why did you ask that?â
âRight?! Now imagine having your internal organs accessed by somebody else! Can you even imagine how shocking it would be?!â
Hearing that, the young master flinched back. His expression was aghast.
âIf you donât know a womanâs body well, didnât do any foreplay, didnât lay out the groundwork first so she could properly accept you, then in the worst case, you might break her!!â
The thing I had just said was not an exaggeration.
There were several cases with laughable problems like thisâŚ. A young girl brought up secludedly, protected by her family. On her first night, the husband went straight for the action without even getting her used to physical intimacy first. The young girl then immediately ran back to her parentsâ house and called the wedding off.
The âbare minimum knowledgeâ our young master had were at the same level as the husband who ăwent straight for the action without doing any foreplay with his wife firstă.
âIn the hometown of the Great Sage, Suzuki San, it was said that in order to get their wife used to physical intimacy, itâs better to attack the peripheral area as slowly as possible! Thereâs even an anecdote in Suzuki San hometown about a gentleman who âlicked the wallâ first! Young master, even someone like you mustâve heard about the âwall lickingâ story, right?!â
âYes. Certainly Iâve heard about it beforeâŚ.â
Young master then began to ponder to himself. From looking at his expression, I knew he would never want to hurt Miltia-sama whether consciously or unconsciously.
âThe first and the second method most likely will make Miltia feel so embarrassed sheâd feel like dying so I guess the third method would be our safest optionâŚ.?â
âYes, I agree. If the third method doesnât work then weâll need to have further discussion with Miltia-sama before we choose which method we should try next. Well, if we choose the doll method, I could give you some guidance and we will be able to have more chances to prepare before the actual wedding.â
âYes, I understandâŚ. Then, as for the doll⌠Bhadra, If you make the dollâs face to resemble Miltia or any other personâs face, I will hit you in the face, okay?â
âFret not, young master. The law said that for a doll used as a teaching material for this kind of purposes, the dollâs face is either empty or resembles the person whoâs practicing it himself. So itâs either the young masterâs face or none at all.â
This law was made because of a certain case in the past. There was a family who went into great turmoil after a large number of dolls with the face of the mistress had been found in the house. There were some cases where the head of the family ended up developing a peculiar⌠Taste. The head of the family became obsessed with the dolls and became unable to love anyone else.
ââŚ.. Somehow, when I hear about that kind of story, it really makes me feel the depth of humanâs sinâŚ.â
âYoung master, as a noble, you are really fortunate to be able to marry out of love. Man, now that I think about it, itâs really fortunate that you ended up getting cursed. Right? Dear Cursed Duke-dono.â
Hearing me teasing him so freely like this, the young master lightly knocked my head with his book.