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Chapter 208: I’m a Scum Without Any Feelings
POSTED ON FEBRUARY 13, 2022 BY KEN
Fang Linyan just replied with an “Oh“,
“If I remember correctly, flying snake’s nest is made of a lot of mucus mixed with weeds, leaves, and some soft stuff. They will lay their eggs directly in it. When the eggs are laid, they are pretty fragile, like a raw egg that’s been peeled off. The dog must have smelled it and wanted to try it.”
Having said that, Fang Linyan paused and asked Walnut,
“I know you’re in a hurry, so this is the last crucial question, how much money do you have on you?”
Walnut replied in shock,
“Peoples’ lives are at stake! How could you still be thinking about money?”
Fang Linyan was stunned,
“How do your teammates’ lives matter to me? Did I bring them there?”
Walnut replied in shock and furious,
“How could you not even have the most basic sympathy?”
Fang Linyan sighed,
“I’m sorry, my conscience has long been eaten by dogs, and I’m even a scum who doesn’t have any feelings. Please go away and don’t disturb my business.”
There was a saying that when the conversation gets disagreeable, there was no point wasting one’s breath. Fang Linyan felt that there was no common ground between him and this person who was too upright. She should at least seduce me, right? How could someone be so young and already thinking about getting something valuable at the cost of nothing at all? So he walked another 10 meters away and continued selling information elsewhere.
At this time, the contractors who came here already have a basic understanding of the dangers in the Westminster Abbey Area. While Fang Linyan rested, there were already 3 teams that entered tentatively. However, without the plot characters’ help, they could only venture not more than a few hundred meters into the connected cemetery before feeling tremendous pressure and withdrawing back out.
There were also larger teams in high spirits that chose to directly enter the cathedral and head for the monastery to rescue Bishop Molegni. They were very successful pushing through into the monastery at first, but they were ambushed by the sinister chrysanthemum spiders lurking underground!
That was why just as they felt that the difficulty of the area was only so-so, they were pincered by a large number of flying snakes and chrysanthemum spiders.
The best way to deal with flying snakes was using aoe attack. When Fang Linyan followed the dragon knights into this place, the dragon knights had more than a dozen specialized grenadiers, so it wasn’t hard for them to deal with the flying snakes. But not every contractor had aoe damage, so when they were faced with this pincer attack, the whole team was instantly lost in a panic.
Luckily, this team’s core members who experienced several worlds together, so they had a certain amount of tacit understanding. They immediately used a precious Ring of Frost magic scroll, which cost 3000 common points. But they managed to freeze the enemies for 8 seconds and bought enough time managed to escape.
But according to the people who went in after them, the magic aura emanated from the Ring of Frost ended up attracting even stronger magical creatures. The person said that he could only see the mist surging far away as if stronger creatures were approaching. He didn’t even dare to spare it another glance before fleeing.
At this time, someone who was the liaison for another team named “Fantasy” ran over to negotiate with Fang Linyan.
The guy’s name was Daniel. He was a round-faced black person that looked like a miniature Barkley. He easily warmed up to people naturally, and he dressed in a very strong hip-hop style.
He had a fat ass and was very charming with every move he made. Every step and sway he took seemed to be in rhythm. According to himself, his new rap song easily soared to the top 10 on the hits chart.
Daniel came over and first looked at the [Drone] skill and Lee Enfield Rifle’s attributes that Fang Linyan displayed, and he whistled,
“Wow, this is so cool. How do I address you, brother?”
Fang Linyan stretched out his hand and smiled,
“I’m Wrench.”
“Wrench? Oh, I love wrenches. When I was 11, I used a wrench to smash a fool in his head and made him run home crying for his mommy
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Saniel snapped his fingers asking, “So then, Brother Wrench, our team seems to have come across a little trouble. I wonder if you would help us solve it?”
Fang Linyan smiled,
“I’m here precisely for the reason of helping people solve the issues they encounter in Westminster Abbey.”
Daniel rolled up his sleeves and stated,
“I’m in a bit of trouble right now. As I was evacuating the area, a damn giant mosquito stung me on the arm. I didn’t pay any mind to it as I was running for my life. But now the stung area is swollen as if a California hot dog was stuffed in it!”
Fang Linyan looked at his arm and immediately said,
“You were bitten by a cow mosquito. This creature is a magical creature, so normal antidotes are ineffective.”
After saying that Fang Linyan took out a dagger and heated it up with a lighter. After that, he cut where Daniel was stung, then blood and pus flowed out immediately.
Daniel screamed strangely,
“Hey hey hey, man, can’t you be gentle? You seem like you’re going to cut my whole arm off with the knife.”
Fang Linyan said,
“Calm down, I’m treating your injuries. You haven’t even prepaid the consultation fee.”
Daniel exclaimed,
“Alright, alright. Oh MY GOD! What are you doing, why are you taking your pants off! Oh God, I swear I’m not GAY., I have no interest in your banana. Aaahhhh what are you doing!!”
By the end of that sentence, Daniel was already screaming in a frenzy.
It turned out that Fang Linyan immediately took off his pants and peed into a helmet next to him. He picked it up and poured his urine onto Daniel’s wound.
Fang Linyan’s strength was way too higher than Daniel, so when he held Daniel down as he poured the urine, Daniel couldn’t move a muscle. He didn’t even have the chance to resist.
After finishing this, Fang Linyan released Daniel’s hand and slowly said,
“Calm down
 I’m treating you.”
Daniel’s stared at him with wide eyes before exclaiming,
“Oh oh oh oh, you call this treatment
 Eh? It seems to be less swollen?”
Fang Linyan shrugged,
“The cow mosquito is a magical creature, so it’s because of the magic that your wounds aren’t healing at all. That’s why the antidote wasn’t working. Fresh urine neutralizes the magic.”
Daniel retorted bitterly,
“But you could have told me this, I could have done it myself!”
Fang Linyan sighed,
“It’s a pity to tell you that the only way to dispel the cow mosquito’s magic is by using a virgin male’s urine. I don’t think you have the qualifications for that.”
“What?” Daniel has a classic questionable expression meme on his face. “You must be lying to me, right? You must be lying, how could there be such a thing!”
Fang Linyan said simply,
“Of course, I’m not lying to you. In the East, this kind of urine is also called boy’s urine. Doctors even regard it as a form of medicinal material. Some areas in the East even take it as an ingredient to strengthen the body and boil eggs in them.”
Daniel was slack jawed for a while, then he shook his head,
“Very good, Mr. Wrench, very good. I originally made a plan to travel to China next month, and you successfully planted the idea of canceling this plan in my head.”
Fang Linyan said,
“If you don’t plan to pay me a consultation fee, can we talk about the next cooperation? After all, I’m a hot commodity right now. Look over there, that girl with flaxen curly hair. I bet you that as soon as you’re gone, she’ll come to chat me up.”
Daniel said,
“Very well, I now believe that you are indeed familiar with this place cursed by the devil. But to be honest, 10,000 common points is too expensive if I were to ask you to help me with the main mission.”
Fang Linyan said patiently,
“Oh, no. don’t you have 7 members in your team? You could invite another team to complete this mission together. If that’s the case, even if the other team only has 3 members, the cost of 10,000 common points would be divided equally. That’s merely 1,000 common points per person!”
“Daniel, think about it. You will get extra generous rewards for completing this mission first. Each of you only need to take out one-tenth of the final reward to ensure that you smoothly pass the adventure, isn’t it worth it?”
Daniel shrugged,
“NONONO, you’re making it difficult for me to explain to my boss, brother! I think 8,000 common points is a very reasonable number.”
Fang Linyan hesitated for a while,
“Fine, open your journal. There should be 2 milestones called Awe and Poacher right?”
Daniel said,
“Uhuh, what are you trying to say?”
Fang Linyan said,
“Well, if you add 2,000 more common points, I can help you complete these 2 milestones as well. I can tell you clearly that the Poacher title isn’t hard to achieve. Awe, on the other hand, is more difficult.”
“First of all, the biggest difficulty is how to find them. Secondly, there are 3 types of monsters you have to slay for the Awe title. They are all ferocious creatures with leader-level difficulty. Without my help, your team would at least have to sacrifice 3 members! Moreover, the title you receive after completing Awe is pretty good!”
After listening to this, Daniel immediately shook his head like a rattle,
“That won’t work, my friend, the price you’re offering isn’t competitive.”
Fang Linyan sighed,
“Well, Daniel, I think you need to calm down. You can’t take my negotiations as cowardice – Look, that wooden box looks good. It suits your fat ass very much. I suggest that you take a seat there and think about my proposal properly. “
TL: Aside from the common points, the loot seems more worth it. This could be a huge business for him