At dawn, Shan Hu yawned and openedthe door, then jumped in shock when she saw a young man sitting on the sofa, holdinga child.
âWhy are you here?â Shan Hu asked,half-covering her mouth, then she looked outside and glanced around alertly, askingin a quiet voice, âDid someone see you come in?â
âRelax.â Bai Huo patted thelittle dragon cubâs, who was lying in the crook of his arms, back with his bighand, asking, âIs your master in?â
âSheâs in estrus, Iâm the only one inthe clinic.â Shan Hu walked over and closed the door. âWhat happened?Did you get into a fight again?â
If Bai Huo heard this sentence on anordinary day, heâd exchange some heated banter with her, but he turned a deafear today, frowning slightly: âSo unlucky? When did she go into retreat?â
âItâs been half a month.â Shan Hufinally took note of the little dragon in his arms and moved closer, astonished,âThis is the little water dragon you told me about last time?â
Before she could reach out, Bai Huo patted herhand away, âDonât touch him.â
âWhatâs wrong with touching him?âShan Hu was about to call him stingy when she suddenly noticed the littledragon cubâs deep red cheeks, and her expression turned a bit grim. âOh, ishe sick?â
âA slight fever.â Bai Huo waslike the countless parents whoâve faced their children falling sick for thefirst time, no matter how calm he was on the outside, his heart was racing in worry,âDoesnât that mean that sheâs at least half a month away from comingout?â
A dragonâs first estrus could be as long asthree months, afterwards, it usually lasted one to two months. The divineboneâs effectiveness was extremely unstable during the estrus period, it wasvery easy for dragons to get into trouble. So, once a dragon sensed that they wereabout to enter estrus, they would suspend all work, and retreat to an isolatedplace with their partner. They wouldnât come back to human society until theestrus period ended.
âCanât say.â Shan Hu also wasnâtsure, seeing Bai Huoâs deep frown, she asked eagerly, âYou want to takehim to a doctor? If itâs urgent, why not let me take a look?â
âYou?â Bai Huo sized her up,extremely doubtful, âWhat can you do?â
Shan Hu rolled her eyes at him, itching topunch him: âLittle brother, Iâve studied medicine for fiveyears.â
âYou dare treat patients after onlyfive years? Five years isnât even enough for humans to finish medical school.â
âWho cares what you think, IâllâŚIâll tellthe association that you brought your child in to see me!â
ââŚâ
Bai Huo was at his witâs end, but heâd alreadybrought the child here, at the very least she could take a look to see whatâswrong. If it turns out to be a serious illness, he would take the child to the articto find Jing Lan. So, he reluctantly exposed the back of his precious sonâshead to her: âBe careful, he said it hurts. â
Shan Hu was shocked at this degree of overprotectiveness:âHow can I diagnose by looking at the back of his head? Do you have asuper rare occiput medical diagnostic book?â
âOy, Jing Lan doesnât even need tolook to know whatâs wrong with me, if he wasnât so far awayâŚâ Bai Huo grumbledas he opened up the coat wrapped around the little dragon cub a little more.
Shan Hu turned red. Sheâd enjoyed banteringwith Bai Huo since she was a child, unfortunately, sheâd never managed to outquip him. Irritated, she said: âThat guyâs the water dragon clanâspatriarch, you ⌠I also donât need to look to know that youâre brainless!â
âOkay, okay,â Bai Huo raised hishand in surrender. âOlder sis, quickly take a look, this is my onlyprecious son.â
Shan Hu grew anxious because of his words, andwas starting to think that the little dragon cub had some kind of incurabledisease. As a result, after inspection, she discovered that it was only a fevercaused by indigestion.
ââŚâ Shan Hu speechlessly staredat Bai Huo for a long time, âWhat did you give him to eat?â
Bai Huo innocently replied: âHe atemany things; Iâm not starving him.â
âLetâs start from last nightâs dinner.â
âTwo boxes of sea urchin sashimi,three oyster patties, a bowl of seafood-veggie congee, oh, and a cup of warm milkat midnight. For breakfast, a catty and a half of salmon, a bowl of vegetablesoup, a bucket of popcorn at noon, four ice cream cones, two sticks of cotton candyand candied hawberry, and two deep fried skewers. At night, a little over 1,200RMBworth of food at Hai Di Lao.â Bai Huo counted on his fingers, âThatâs all.â
Shan Huâs jaw was dropped from beginning toend; if the child didnât get indigestion after all of that heâd be a f#cking monster.
âWhy did you give him so much to eat?âShan Hu rummaged through the medicine chest, still shocked. âA childâsdigestive capability is already weak, but you added ice cream and hot pot, rawfood and cooked food, cold food and fried food, all mixed together in hislittle belly. No wonder he fell sick, just how are you raising this kid?â
Bai Huo admitted that he was in the wrong,but he also felt deeply relieved: âIn order words, itâs just indigestion?â
âItâs not âjustâ indigestion,â ShanHu dug through the chest, âItâs not easy to find medicine he can eat at hisage. We dragons havenât had a new born in many years, our population is aging. Weâveonly been paying attention to medicines for adult diseases, childrenâs medicinehasnât been collected for many years. â
Bai Huoâs heart tightened again: âWhatcan I do?â
Shan Hu looked back and grinned, âBegme ah.â
Bai Huoâs expression didnât flicker:âPlease help me, Shan Hu.â
Shan Hu:ââŚâŚâ
Facts had proven yet again, in the battleof rogue vs rogue, the more shameless one wins.
Dragon medicine consisted of all kinds ofdried aquatic plants and seaweeds, which were occasionally mixed with special speciesof shellfish and deep-sea creatures. Shan Hu decoded an ancient prescriptionfor a long time, dispensing the requested medicines. The medicines were then groundedinto a liquid. After blending it, she sniffed it, and unconsciously glanced at BaiHuo.
âWhat? You just noticed how handsome Iam?â Bai Huo smoothed his bangs.
Shan Hu smiled suspiciously: âUhh, thething is, this medicine doesnât smell so good, so, uhhâŚâ
Bai Huo: âJust say it.â
âIâm not a pediatrician, so I couldmaybe give the child the wrong medicine!â Shan Hu closed her eyes and forcedthe words out. âItâs not the end of the world if an adult takes the wrongmedicine, at most, thereâll be some vomiting and diarrhea for a few days. But achild is more vulnerable.â
Bai Huo already knew that this would be thecase, he sighed and walked over, reaching out: âGive it.â
âHehe âŚâ Shan Hu passed him theherbal juice. âDrink up.â
Bai Huo looked at the dark green juice in disgust,suddenly empathizing with the little dragon cub and the fat birdâs mood when eatinghis noodles.
If the little dragon cub and the fat birdknew what he was thinking at this moment, they would surely burst into tears ofgratification.
Bai Huo took a sip of the medicine and feltgreen from his stomach to the top of his head, like a herd of a thousand wildebeestswere surging inside him.
âHow is it? Are you dizzy? Do you feellike vomiting?â Shan Hu asked enthusiastically.
Bai Huo covered his mouth, not wanting totalk: âItâs disgusting.â
âGood medicine tastes bitter,â ShanHu educated patiently, âYou have to set a good example for your child.Donât reject your pretty older sisterâs medicinal juice.â
Fortunately, the only disgusting thing wasthe taste. Bai Huo circled his spiritual power and found nothing abnormal.After drinking the juice, there was a cool, refreshing feeling in his throat,which wasnât uncomfortable.
âSo, how is it? Didnât I tell you,âShan Hu excitedly filled a small bowl with more medicine, preparing to feed itto the little dragon cub. âThe medicine I make is absolutely fine!â
Bai Huo intercepted the small medicinebowl: âIâll do it.â
The little dragon cub was muddled-headedfrom the fever. After being suddenly awakened, he frowned and grumbled, when heopened his eyes to see Bai Huo, his complexion eased and he drilled into BaiHuoâs chest: âHug.â
Bai Huo fulfilled his request, pulling himinto his arms and patting his back in persuasion: âGood boy, drink themedicine, okay? It wonât hurt after you drink the medicine.â
The little dragon cub looked up vigilantly,staring at the bowl of green juice in Bai Huoâs hand with suspicion, then he lookedat Bai Huo, as if wanting to confirm something.
âItâs not poisonous. Daddy just dranka bowl.â Bai Huo explained.
Shan Hu: ââŚâ
The little dragon cub was clearly veryreluctant. He unenthusiastically opened his mouth, with an expression thatscreamed âIâm just doing this to respect my fatherâ. After drinking it, heimmediately buried his face in Bai Huoâs shoulder, complaining. âItâsdisgusting.â
Shan Hu:ââŚâŚâ
These two little bastards really are fatherand son.
After drinking the medicine, they left the clinic.The little dragon cubâs sleep was obviously much more peaceful, the medicinehad worked correctly. Before leaving, Shan Hu pulled out a thick dictionary-likebook called the âDragon Parenting Handbookâ from God knows where, andshoved it at him. Bai Huo impatiently glanced over it, then he tossed it back beforeeven getting two pages deep.
âWhatâs the use of this thing, âgo tobed earlyâ, âget up earlyâ, âless snacking, more mealsâ yada yada, isnât thisall nonsense?â Bai Huo waved his hand, âDonât need it, just keep itfor yourself.â
âOy, it also says right here that heshould be more exposed to dragons of the same age while heâs still a kid, especiallydragons of the opposite sex, so as to form a proper outlook on life, system of values,and worldview âŚâ Shan Hu chased after him and pressed the book into hishand.
âDonât you know how long itâs beensince us dragons became endangered? Where am I gonna find âdragons of the sameageâ?â Bai Huo threw the book back again. âThis antique thing willtake up too much space on the mahjong table, I donât need it!â
âHeyââ
Before Shan Hu could finish her remarks, BaiHuo transformed into a dragon and escaped with his son.
After drinking the medicine and sleepingfor a whole day, the little dragon cub woke up in the evening, and, like he wasinjected with new blood, got right back to bouncing around the house.
Bai Huo had learned his lesson, he didnâtdare feed the child indiscriminately anymore, obediently ordering only twoservings of salmon, one for the child, and one for the fat bird.
The little dragon cub sat at the diningtable, a bib on his chest, and stared at the fist-sized fish fillet on theplate with an expression like he was watching his whole world collapse.
âFrom today on, you can only eat oneplate of food per meal.â Bai Huo lifted an index finger. âTell me if youârevery hungry, Iâll order more for you.â
The little dragon cub stared at his littlepaws and contemplated something. After a few beats, he looked solemnly at BaiHuo and raised two claws.
Bai Huo stared blankly, then suddenly burstinto laughter.
This clever kid wanted to bargain.
âRelax, I wonât starve you.â BaiHuo ruffled his hair and smiled. âWeâll eat slowly. Eat then rest for a bit,let it digest. If you eat too much at once, youâll get sick like yesterday. If youget sick, you need to drink that medicine again. Do you want to drink that medicine?â
The little dragon cub recalled the dread ofbeing dominated by the herbal juice, and shook his head like a rattle.
âGood boy.â Bai Huo beamed.
The dragon cubâs horns drooped.
âI have a question,â said the fatbird, dissatisfied. He pointed to the little dragon cub with his wing, âHeâsthe one who ate too much, so why do I have to follow the diet?â
Bai Huo poked at his bird belly, which was almostdragging across the tabletop: âBecause youâre fat.â
When the sky was getting dark, Ji Bei senta text message saying that the homework was completed, but he couldnât comeover because of business, so Bai Huo would have to pick it up at the citybureau.
Bai Huo felt deep respect for this policecomrade, and cheerfully carried the little dragon cub to the office to collectthe assignments.
âHere, a collection of fifteendifferent leaves, creatively displayed on a canvas.â When they arrived, unexpectedly,Luo Wen Xu was the one who brought out the bag and presented the crafts to themwith a gloomy expression, âHere, a truck made out of three toothpaste boxes,and here, a waist drum made out of a powdered milk jar!â
Bai Huo clicked his tongue in wonder, he examinedthe crafts and sighed in admiration: âOfficer Ji is so good with his hands.The leaves alone mustâve taken a long time to collect, plus, you still have toglue them into a picture afterwards. Only someone with Officer Jiâs talent anddexterity could do it, if it was me, Iâd definitely break them into pieces bahahaha.Aiyo, and would you just look at this picture, Officer Ji really has achildlike innocence. He can even make a heart out of leaves bahahahaâŚâ
Bai Huo laughed heartily, completely obliviousto Luo Wen Xuâs increasingly dark complexion.
âAre you done laughing?â Luo WenXu aggressively clenched his teeth. He only wore a short sleeve shirt, exposingthe dense muscles on his upper arms and shoulders. When he slapped the table,veins bulged, there was overwhelming force, âIf youâre done laughing, get out!â
As soon as he said this, Lu Luo poked herhead through the doorway, her voice clear and loud: âCaptain, do you haveany more glue? Iâve used up all of mine ah.â
Luo Wen Xuâs forehead throbbed noticeably;his face turned darker.
Bai Huo choked back his laughter and carriedthe little dragon cub into the reception room, shoving the assignments into hisschoolbag: âGood, weâll take a look at them again when we get back.â
âDirector Bai, have some tea.â Ayoung policeman came in and bowed, leaving as soon as he put down the cup.
âIs Officer Ji absent today?â BaiHuo looked around. âIâm waiting for his report on the progress of thecase. We canât just wait around, itâs too passive. Is there a way to speed upthe opponentâs movements? We can try something out, take the initiative toattack. â
âWeâve already discussed this; Xiao Beiâscurrently requesting directions.â Luo Wen Xu didnât want to speak to him,trying hard to maintain his tough guy image, âGo home and wait for contact.â
Bai Huo gave him a glance filled with interest,lowering his head to drink the tea.
The hot tea hadnât touched his lips whenthe steam hit his face. Bai Huo paused imperceptibly, and quickly glanced atthe doorway, catching sight of a faint shadow. He smirked slightly, and drank asif nothing happened.
âOkay, Iâm gone. Youâve worked hardtoday.â Bai Huo said meaningfully, patting Luo Wen Xuâs shoulder. His tonewas full of glee.
Shan Hu- Previouslytranslated a CoralâŚbecause thatâs literally her name. It just occurred to methat it makes no sense for Chinese dragons to have English names, so Iâm leavingit untranslated from now on. But I repeat, her name is literarily the Chinese wordfor coral. Weird.
Little brother- She literarily calls him big younger brother, which is something womenin certain areas of China call men younger than them. I just left it as littlebrother.
Older sis- Jiejie,not necessarily related. I honestly donât have a pattern for translating somehonorifics/prefixes and not others. Itâs basically what feels natural, isfaster to type, and how often it shows up. Just donât complain about seeing Chinesewords in a Chinese novel.