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Idol, You’re Acting OOC – Intimacy is Prohibited in the Group (3)
Lu Shijin seemed to not realize the issue and smiled happily at Xu Yifan, “How is it? It’s good right? Really sweet?”
Xu Yifan looked at Lu Shijin’s clueless smile. The grape sat in his mouth, not being eaten or spat out. His expression was very stiff.
Lu Shijin finally realized and his eyes became circles from crescents, swallowing nervously, “Um . . . Fan-ge! I forgot! Sorry! Quick, quick, quick, spit it out!”
Lu Shijin put his hand in front of Xu Yifan’s mouth, indicating for him to spit the grape onto his hand.
Xu Yifan: . . .
After a while, Xu Yifan frowned, seeming to have made a decision and bit open the grape.
Surprisingly, it wasn’t sour or bitter and a fresh sweet taste spread throughout his mouth. Every taste bud was covered with grape juice. The grape was very sweet!
Seeing Xu Yifan eat the grape, not even leaving out the skin, Lu Shijin wass so surprised his jaw was about to fall off.
[Hahaha, what’s with his expression. I screenshotted it to make it a sticker, it’s enough to make me laugh for a year!]
[Fan-ge, look at how much you’ve scared the kid, his entire expression changed! You should’ve spit it out!]
[How delicious is the grape for Fanfan to not even spit out the skin?]
[How could the grape that his brother personally fed him not be sweet! Hehehe, I want to see him feed him another one~]
“Is . . . it good?” Lu Shijin asked hesitantly.
Xu Yifan hummed, commenting, “Not bad.”
He Yang realized that there was a chance and chimed in, “Then can you buy it?”
Xu Yi fan looked at Lu Shijin, “You want to?”
He Yang secretly pulled on Lu Shijin’s clothes. Lu Shijin immediately nodded, “Yes!”
Xu Yifan asked the owner, “How much per cattie?”
The owner happily said, “48 yuan!”
Xu Yifan felt regret.
He Yang pulled at Lu Shijin’s clothes again, signaling for him to continue.
Lu Shijin widened his eyes even more, letting Xu Yifan see the desire in his eyes as he begged quietly, “Fan-ge, can you just buy one cattie for everyone else to taste?”
The fans saw Lu Shijin’s gaze and felt their hearts melt. A lot of mom fans appeared on the bullet screen.
[Buy! If Fan-ge doesn’t buy it, then I can buy it for you!]
[Look at that pitiful expression, Fanfan, are you really willing to refuse your brother?]
[Program team, send the address! I’m going to order 100 catties of grapes and send them over right now!]
[No matter how difficult it is, you can’t deny children! Our Jinjin is still a baby, is it that hard for him to get a grape!]
“Mhm, fine.” Xu Yifan opened his eyes, his expression a bit off, like he was hiding something.
Lu Shijin saw that Xu Yifan brought out the wallet and winked at He Yang, his hands secretly forming a “V”.
A cattie of grapes wasn’t actually that much, but to their current circumstances, it was a luxury.
On the way back, Lu Shijin hugged the grapes they got with so much difficulty, humming with He Yang the entire time.
But after they went back and realized how much money they spent, their expressions became ugly.
A single trip cost them half of their 400 yuan living cost!
This was only the second day. For the remaining five days, could they really live on only 200 yuan?!
If they wanted to make money, they had to work, but thinking of how stingy the program team was, their faces were ugly. Just how much would they have to work to earn enough!
But it was easy for young people to forget about their troubles. Their pessimistic moods were soon cured by the delicious food.
Although Lu Shijin was still the cook, everyone else was helping, boiling water, washing dishes, or washing vegetables.
After two hours, a bunch of delicious dishes were brought out from the kitchen.
Braised meat, winter melon rib soup, fried shrimp, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, potato shreds with green peppers, dry fried beans, and a platter of glittering grapes.
Although they were all common dishes, everyone felt that they were very delicious.
After all, things that were acquired with their own effort were the most precious.
The fans especially liked to watch them make and eat food. At this time, the number of viewers in the stream would skyrocket.
Lu Shijin’s performance in the past few days was very impressive, which is why most of the discussion was about him.
The company realized how popular Lu Shijin was and immediately bought a hot search for Lu Shijin, naturally not forgetting to promote Xu Yifan as well.
#Lu Shijin feeding Xu Yifan grape#
#Lu Shijin cooking#
#Lu Shijin taking a picture of Xu Yifan#
With the increasing popularity of the hot search, many people who normally didn’t watch variety shows showed up in the stream, the bullet screen becoming more crowded.
[Saw the hot search which said there was sugar here, coming here because of popularity]
[Weibo troops coming to visit]
[Does this stream have some magical power? I can’t leave after coming in! I’m a new fan now, coming into this pit!]
[What are they eating? Isn’t this an idol variety show? How am I hungry?]
[Grapes! I saw grapes! Why doesn’t Jinjin feed Fanfan again!]
Lu Shijin’s Weibo gained a couple hundred thousand more fans overnight, though of course he was unaware of this.
Lu Shijin didn’t want to be a proper idol. All he wanted was to complete the task, then enter the next world.
Because in the past few days, Lu Shijin realized that people like He Yang weren’t his type.
So he was too lazy to check if He Yang’s shoulder had tooth marks.
But he underestimated how fat a fatty could get.
During the evening rest, Lu Shijin laid on his bed after washing up. 711’s voice suddenly sounded bitterly, “I have something to tell you. Tao Qinghong’s weight is almost 260 pouds.”
“What?! Wasn’t he 250 yesterday? How is he losing weight? Gaining more the more he loses?”
711 reported Tao Qinghong’s diet. “He ate a large bowl of noodles and a basket of small steamed buns this morning, then a huge hamburger at lunch, along with a bag of fries, a pair of chicken wings, two egg tarts, and a large cup of coke. For dinner, he ate all kinds of barbecue meats. He even ate a plate of streaky pork!”
Lu Shijin: . . . This is losing weight? This is clearly raising a pig!
Lu Shijin felt his liver hurt, immediately getting out of his phone and sending Tao Qinghong a message.
Lu Shijin: [Tao Qinghong! Get out here!]
Taotao: [Shijin-ge! You finally have time to chat with me! I’m so lucky! <heart> <heart> <heart>]
Lu Shijin: [Cut the nonsense, have you been losing weight properly? Do you even want Xu Yifan’s pictures?!]
Taotao: [Not really <grin>]
Lu Shijin: [???]
Taotao: [I’m officially announcing that I’m climbing the wall!]
Lu Shijin asked 711, “Convenience store, what does climbing the wall mean?”
“In the context of being a fan, it means that you’ve started liking another idol despite having been dedicated to another idol.”
Lu Shijin felt his head hurt, “Shit, how is this fatty so promiscuous? He was saying that he only liked Xu Yifan yesterday, but that already changed today?!”
Lu Shijin: [Whose wall did you climb?]
Taotao: [Yours <blush> <blush> <blush>]
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