Idol, Youâre Acting OOC â Intimacy is Prohibited in the Group (1)
âFan-ge . . . Let me explain . . . Itâs not what you think . . .â
Lu Shijin wished he could be swallowed up by the ground.
Xu Yifan didnât say anything, closing the door instead.
âWhat do you think I would think?â He asked coldly.
Lu Shijin quickly put Xu Yifanâs toothbrush back into his cup and laughed awkwardly. âI was just curious about what brand of disposable toothbrush you use. I wanted to switch.â
Xu Yifan swept his gaze across the clothes basket, then looked at Lu Shijin. âWere you also looking at my underwear for the same reason?â
Lu Shijin slapped his thigh, widening his eyes in surprise as he spoke exaggeratedly. âFan-ge, youâre so smart! You immediately got it!â
Lu Shijin noticed that Xu Yifanâs lips seemed to have quirked up a bit.
He thought his eyes were playing tricks on him and blinked, finding that Xu Yifan was still expressionless as ever.
âThen why did you slap yourself?â Xu Yifan asked.
âThere was a mosquito.â Lu Shijin replied seriously, âThe mosquito just happened to bite my face. You know that there are a lot of insects in these areas.â
âYouâre pretty good at finding excuses.â
Lu Shijin pretended to not understand, âExcuses? Itâs the truth.â
Xu Yifan was too lazy to continue talking and strode past Lu Shijin, taking his toothbrush from his cup.
He had originally planned on throwing the toothbrush away, but after hesitating, he didnât. Then, he went over and took his underwear, pushing past Lu Shijin to leave without sparing him a glance.
In the mirror, Lu Shijin was staring wide-eyed.
Lu Shijin only came back to his senses after a long time, saying to himself, âWhat does this mean? He thinks that Iâll steal his toothbrush and underwear?â
âWell, you did think of it.â 711 popped up and replied, his tone seeming to make fun of anotherâs misfortune.
âBut I quickly got rid of them!â Lu Shijin pointed at the mirror, his expression complicated, âDoes he think that Iâm some pervert who steals underwear? He even took them away, does he actually think Iâll take them?!â
711 said astutely, âPossibly.â
Lu Shijin: . . .
He screamed in frustration and stuck his head in the sink, turning on the faucet.
âMy reputation! No!â Lu Shijin suddenly lifted his head, glaring at his reflection. âConvenience store, I need a memory erasing card. I need to delete Xu Yifanâs memories of what just happened! If he tells anyone about this, my reputation will be ruined!â
711 disagreed. âI donât think so. Xu Yifan doesnât seem like the type of person to gossip. And you can only get two amnesia cards in total, itâs not worth it.â
Lu Shijin was just talking about it, the situation wasnât severe enough to actually erase Xu Yifanâs memory.
Lu Shijin sighed heavily. Isnât Xu Yifan supposed to entice Tao Qinghong to lose weight?
So how come that picture of Xu Yifan didnât do anything?
It seemed that he could only try to arrange a meeting between Xu Yifan and Tao Qinghong. Perhaps seeing his idol and receiving encouragement from him would strengthen his determination to lose weight.
So . . . even if Xu Yifan thought of him as a pervert, Lu Shijin had to try to befriend Xu Yifan.
Lu Shijin felt aggrieved. Look at what life had forced him to do.
Lu Shijin didnât return to the room he shared with Xu Yifan. It would be way too embarrassing to be alone with him after what just happened.
Lu Shijin went to He Yang and Li Xiaoâs room, spending the afternoon resting on He Yangâs bed.
At 2:30, people came to wake them up.
It would take them over an hour to go to the market and back. If they didnât leave soon, the market would be closed.
Other than going to the market to buy food, they had another taskâ to visit the elderly in the village and give them warmth.
The six discussed and decided to split into two groups, one to go to the market and the other to visit the elderly.
Lu Shijin was in charge of cooking, so he would naturally go to the market. As a foodie, He Yang immediately said that he was going to the market. That left one spot for the remaining four.
âIâm also going to the market.â Xu Yifan suddenly stated, explaining simply, âI have the money.â
It made sense. They needed money at the market, so it should be expected for the one with the money to go.
After deciding on their groups, they split up and went to do their separate tasks.
One of the sponsors of the show was an automobile brand, having a car with only five seats.
Other than Lu Shijin, Xu Yifan and He Yang, the car also needed to have a production team member and cameraman following, so they had to drive themselves.
Although Lu Shijin knew how to drive, his current identity didnât possess a driverâs license yet, so Xu Yifan drove and he sat in the passenger seat, with He Yang sitting in the back.
Although He Yang seemed like an aloof person of few words, he would actually become a chatterbox with people he was familiar with.
He spoke the entire way, having very enthusiastic conversations with Lu Shijin.
Even though Lu Shijin was sitting in front and wearing his seatbelt, he had leaned over a lot to talk to He Yang more comfortably.
Xu Yifan didnât join in their conversation at all, completely focused on being the driver.
The car was originally going along perfectly fine, but then it seemed to have gone over some bumpy ground, causing it to shake.
Lu Shijin shook and hurriedly leaned back to stablize himself.
âSit properly.â Xu Yifan said expressionlessly as he drove. âThe road conditions arenât good.â
Lu Shijin looked outside and saw that it was clearly a flat pavement road, with no bumps at all.
After half an hour, they arrived at the market.
He Yang immediately went off like a bird leaving a cage, excitedly running into the marketplace, not even caring about the camera.
Xu Yifan and Lu Shijin slowly walked around behind him.