There was a saying that if youâve committed a crime, youâd absolutely get punished. Itâs a saying that almost never came to fruition.
There was another saying.
If you were to go to hell youâd have to pay for all your wrongdoings, no matter how small. Of course, I didnât agree with that one either.
This wasnât really a saying and more of something I experienced myself.
If a situation was just too incomprehensible, a personâs thought process would turn rather simple.
In a certain office, I was forced to make a certain choice by some sour-faced woman wearing a suit.
It was rather complicated, so letâs put it simple.
Simply put.
This thing called Hell existed and I think I died.
The cause of my death was also rather simple.
It was âAcute myocardial infarction due to high blood pressure, which caused a cardiac arrestâ.
My blood pressure suddenly went up like this, because of a malicious comment I was reading. Thatâs what Iâve been told.
My blood pressure went up because of some bad comment? Just for that reason? Really?
My eyes grew a bit distant.
Thatâs supposed to be my last memory?
âPlease sign this quickly.â
She threw a form in front of me. There was some stuff written on it, with a blank space presumably for my signature below.
ââŚâŚSo, Iâm dead? I, I just saw some malicious comments which made my blood pressure rise and then I just died? People can die like this?â
âDo people always have to die for great reasons? There are a lot of people who die just by slipping on an icy road. Alright, hurry up and make your choice now.â
Even if I didnât want to believe it, I didnât have a choice in that matter.
âŚâŚâŚAnyway, I was in hell now.
It was up to myself if I took the deal or just went right down.
I just had to sign.
I was forced to make a choice that I never thought Iâd ever have to make.
There were some lines written on this form that I was more than familiar with.
[The City of the Dead]
[Surviving in the Ruined World]
[The Hunter became a Manager]
[The Trash returned]
[Somehow, the Game became Reality, but Iâm just a Janitor]
[The Demon King is Dead]
These were all titles of novels I wrote.
My charges were âBeing a repeat offenderâ and âHaving no prospects at allâ.
For that I was to be sent into the world of one of the novels I wrote.
âSo, Iâll get sent into one my novels?â
âYes. As to which character or novel youâll inhabit is up to chance.â
Shit.
I should have written more peaceful novels.
* * *
This was the explanation I got from this person I presumed to be a Grim Reaper or a Hellâs Employee.
Every single person sinned.
Except for very rare cases, no one immediately got sent to heaven. Thatâs why everyone goes through the process of atoning for the petty sins one had accumulated through their life.
Additionally, since there were a multitude of different sins, the method for atonement differed from person to person.
I was a novelist.
A web novel author who somehow managed to make ends meet with novels one could describe as second- or third-rate.
My biggest sin was leaving behind a lot of work throughout the years as a commercial writer.
I told the readers who were reading my stories well that it was a writerâs biggest sin to leave a story unfinished, before calmly digging up my sub-account to publish other works.
âTo be honest, sins committed by individuals are often only on the minor side, but if the number of these small sins accumulate, donât you think the scale of said sins would increase?â
âAh, yesâŚ.â
Was it decided by simple arithmetics? Was that really okay?
Honestly though, just listening to her voice sent a shiver down my spine.
The bitter voice coming out of the Grim Reaperâs mouth seemed to directly pierce through my heart. This was on a completely different scale than normal bitterness.
What if my blood pressure rose again? What would happen if I died again after I already died?
My sins were just small ones that accumulated throughout my life.
Anyway, the punishment I had to endure was being sent into a random character of a novel I wrote and surviving until the âendâ.
If I manage to do that, Iâd get sent to heaven.
Apparently there were a lot of people that just got sent straight to hell, so I had it good, thatâs how the Grim Reaper tried to console me, though that didnât really work.
âAs it is a novel you wrote, wouldnât you know everything about it and what would happen in it? This canât even be called a punishment, now can it? In fact, wouldnât it be rather easy for you?â
The Grim Reaper didnât even look at me as she nonchalantly said this to me.
âNo, see. That depends on the novelâŚ.â
âWhy?â
âWell, I, uhâŚâŚI only wrote novels in which a lot of people dieâŚâŚâ
âWell congrats then. Think of it as a trivial punishment for your disregard of life then. It seems you donât understand the preciousness of life.â
You bastard, itâs not like I killed anyone in reality, now did I?! Itâs just fiction!
No, if I actually knew Iâd one day have to live in one of the worlds I created, I certainly would have written something with a dreamland amusement park as the setting, wouldnât I?
How should I have known that Iâd get punished for writing things like that, but whoâd write a novel with that in mind in the first place? Whoâd write about a master gunsman in their novel and didnât give him a gun?!
This was all just in my head! Just because I wrote down I could punch as fast as lightning, didnât mean I actually could pull that off.
On top of that, I was afflicted with a minor case of pretentiousitis, so I wrote a lot of stories about disastrous situations in which a lot of people died. To add to that, I was addicted to writing bad endings to the point that people said that, if one of my stories had a happy ending, Iâd have gone crazy.
Maybe my real sin was that I messed with my readersâ feelings with my bad endings all year round.
No, wasnât that actually rather convincing?
So what actually were the novels I wrote?
What would happen to me if I were transported into one of them?
[City of the Dead]
A zombie novel.
I was quite sure Iâd die in a single day.
[Surviving in the Ruined World]
Post-Apocalypse.
I was here in hell because I couldnât even survive in our peaceful, normal world, you know? Didnât I just get killed by some malicious comments?
[The Demon King is Dead]
This novel got the worst ratings, but in my opinion it was the best.
Because this was a slice-of-life novel.
As I was criticized by my readers for always writing bad ends, I wrote this novel that didnât have any serious global crisis from beginning to end. I actually didnât finish it, but the beginning was rose-colored, very refreshing and peaceful.
This novel told the story of what happened after the heroes defeated the final boss in the prologue.
Thatâs why its title was âThe Demon King is Deadâ.
This story took place after the death of the Demon King after all.
At least itâs not like my other stuff, where one had to fight for oneâs survival from start to finish.
I must get this one. No matter what.
I just had to get this one!
Speaking of the results.
It worked out just the way I wanted.
As a result of a random lottery, I was to become the âDemon Kingâs sonâ of [The Demon King is Dead].
* * *
The Demon Kingâs son wasnât a character that even made an appearance in my novel in the first place.
She told me that Iâd get put into a random character, however I actually got something that couldnât even be called a character.
An unlucky person would break their nose even if they fell backwards, huh.
Thatâs what she told me.
Didnât I just die because I got too mad about some comments which led my blood pressure to rise?
Just as I was relieved that I drew the safest novel, I got put into a position in which Iâd die right at the start!
I wouldnât even be the Demon King, but just a prince.
It would have been much better if I were the Demon King. For example, if I were the Demon King Iâd also be the highest-level existence of the Demon realm, so I could have just stayed put, surrendered or ran away.
Even though the Demon King dies right at the start, heâs not to be trifled with.
However, I was just a prince of the Demon Realm who just turned 17.
Despite getting deceived by this novel, fortunately I was still able to find out who I actually was. A game-like screen appeared before me.
I never put this setting into my novel, so was this something those guys who sent me here gave me out of pity?
So, in terms of tropes, I was in a fairly common situation, in which an author somehow ended up in his own novel with a game system.
However, no matter how common the trope was, it would never feel like a familiar situation if it suddenly happened to oneself in reality.
I didnât appreciate this convenient ability in the slightest.
Shouldnât the kin of the Demon King be of a different caliber?
Arcdemon was a rather simple species, but wasnât my current condition basically the worst of the worst?
This guy had no fighting capabilities.
I saw something that seemed like an ability to rule over all demons, but all around me were just dead demons.
What a hellish situation.
It was the start of the prologue.
[Event Quest: Downfall]
[Description : The defeat of the Demon Kingâs army is imminent, but youâre powerless to do anything. Do your best to survive.]
[Goal : Escape the Demon Kingâs Castle]
[Reward : 100 achievement points]
All I could do was run.
I didnât even pay attention to that mysterious system window that appeared in front of me.
-Kabaang! Bababaaang!
âCrazy!â
Thereâs nothing I could do to stop the war.
It seemed like the Demon King and the heroâs party were already fiercely fighting inside the Demon Kingâs Castle.
The violent explosions and thunderous roars made me realize that this bloody war was really happening.
Outside, there were shouts, screams and cries of monsters as a siege was taking place. They seemed to have already broken through.
The hallways were already lined with dead or fallen demons.
I couldnât even imagine a person dying in front of me, but it was even worse seeing monsters that have only existed in my head previously dying right there.
Still, maybe because I felt like death was imminent, I kept running.
I thought Iâd die if I stopped to vomit.
Arenât I such a good prince of the Demon Realm?
âDamn iiiiiiiit!â
However, having this title while the Demon Realm was falling apart was much more dangerous!
Iâd rather replace it with Human Soldier 1!
Iâm really confident that I can switch sides and bow down to whoever!
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