âFor the sake of my respected uncle, Chancellor Kelve, I intend to fulfill this task flawlessly.â
âUncle? So youâre the Chancellorâs niece.â
âI am his niece. I have watched my uncleâs work since I was a child and always sought to become a splendid civil servant like him, while also following his example as a gentleman to become a splendid lady.â
Saying this, Erté bowed gracefully.
âAnd so it is my goal now to help Uncle Kelve. You may not understand, but the Chancellorâs job is a tough oneâŠâ
âYes, thatâs right. There are many different races in the Demon Territory. The Chancellor has to concisely convey the opinions of the various races and negotiate with them to ensure everyone is satisfied. He would also be responsible for negotiations with the Empire, crop management, dispatching soldiers and managing food supplies. Compared to the Empire, comprised only of humans, the work of a civil officer here is far more difficult.â
âYouâre not wrong, butâŠâ
âWhen I was in the Empire, I always thought that a civil officer should be ranked higher.â
The Empire venerated strength, resulting in civil officerâs being ranked lowly.
Civilian officials were considered to be âthose who cannot fightâ and âthose who need to be protectedâ by military officers.
If a noble were to become a civil officer, they would be labeled as âsomeone who cannot fight despite being a noble.â They would be treated worse than someone unable to fight.
âIn the Demon Territory, the work of civil officers is valued highly, correct? As expected of Her Majesty the Demon Lord.â
â âŠâŠ His image is different. Iâm trying to cause trouble for you, so why arenât you acting moreâŠâŠ selfishâŠâŠ?â
âI thought you were an alchemist sought to to do whatever you wanted. Huhh?â
Erté grabbed her forehead while muttering something.
I didnât quite understand, but it seemed like she was troubled by something.
I felt that it would be better to give her a small break.
âIâm sorry, Mabel. Can you make some tea for ErtĂ©-san?â
âAgnis, sorry, but could you go to the water heater? I need you to take care of the fire before we begin the experiment. â
âSoleil⊠Huh? Sheâs gone.â
She was here just shortly before, but she seemed to have gone into hiding when Erté arrived.
âThe pixies are shy after all. They conceal themselves as soon as strangers appear.â
âTheyâve gotten used to Mabel and the others, though.â
âSometimes they even come to take a bath with me. Soleil finds it embarrassing to be seen naked by me, so she soaks in the bathtub with her back to me. â
âI see. I wanted her to assist me in my experiments with the new magic items, but I donât think thatâs going to be possible.â
âNo, if itâs Thor-samaâs experiment. Iâm sure everyone would be happy to come.â
âI saw some pixies near the workshop a while ago. Soleil likely informed them. As soon as we begin experimenting, it is probable that they will quickly come out of hidingâââ
âYes, thatâs it! A new magic item!â
Erté pointed at me and shouted.
She straightened her back and said,
âI heard about the magic item while at the door earlier. Once again, I apologize for eavesdropping. My apologies.â
She lifted the hem of her skirt and bowed deeply.
She truly was a polite person.
âSetting that aside, I would like to analyse that magic item.â
Erté-san, what do you mean by analyse the item�
âDoes that mean you will test that item, ErtĂ©-san?â
âNo, but⊠thatâsâŠâ
âThis is also my duty. I am the one who will decide whether Alchemist-sama is employed. To make an accurate judgment, it is best if I experience using the item myself.â
âBut I donât think itâsâŠâŠ just to ask ErtĂ©-san, whom Iâve never met before, to do such a thing.
âI have a responsibility as a civil official of the Demon Territory.â
Erté tapped her chest and declared.
âI am not afraid of it, no matter how horrible the item may be.â
âAre you certain you want to do this?â
âAlchemist-sama, why are you so persistent!? I donât care if itâs a deadly weapon or a startling transfer system, Iâââ
âI donât care! Even if millions of baths come at me, I will face them without fear! ââ Wait, what did you say?â
âWhat I have created is a bath that is soft, warming, and relaxing.â
To be precise, it is a grander version of [Footbath].
Items have been attached to each of the 4 corners of the bottom of the bathtub with the purpose of creating bubbles and streams of water. This way, the entire bath would replicate the effect of a [Footbath].
The final experiment had yet to be conducted.
There wasnât anything resembling a super-sized footbath in the [Mail Order Catalogue].
However, there is no doubt that it exists.
Pictures in the catalogue depicted the residents of the heroesâ world taking a bath, and bubbles and an unnatural flow of water could be seen within.
Mabel suspected that the bubbles, water current, and the mysterious light were used to conceal the figure of the person in the bath, but I found that doubtful.
For a hero with transcendental strength, it should be quite easy to break into a bath and see people naked. There is no reason to go to the trouble of concealing it.
Perhaps all baths in the heroesâ world were equipped with a function like the [Footbath].
Perhaps they recharged their magic power by soaking in those baths.
Because they existed as a matter of course, they were not mentioned in the [Mail Order Catalogue].
After all, if it was something every person owned, there would be no need to purchase it.
âSo, I converted the bath in my workshop into an [Extra-large Footbath]. I named it the [Shuwashuwa Bath].â
âJust like the [Foot Bath], I applied wind and fire magic stones to create an artificial water flow and bubbles. Itâs just that it requires the use of more stones, as there is more water.â
âEventually, Iâm considering having this installed in the public bathhouses in the Demon Territory. That way, everyone can relax while their flow of magic power improves.â
âItâs an improved version of the [Footbath], so its safety has been verified. Therefore, there is no need for you to be a test subjectâŠâ
âA civil official never reneges on their word! The people will be displeased if the civil officials who control their money and property easily do such a thing. To become a respectable civil officer like Uncle Kelve, I must become a test subject for your items!â
âNo, but you donât like the idea of taking a bath in the home of someone youâve neverâŠâŠ met before, do you?â
Erté-san lowered her gaze.
Thatâs right. ErtĂ©-san is a lady as well.
I donât believe such a person would undress and take a bath in the house of someone she has never met before, right?
âIâll do it. Work comes first! I will take use this [Shuwashuwa Bath]!â
âBut⊠There are two stages to the experiment. The first requires that you enter by yourself, and the second with the othersâŠâ
âYouâre coming in!?â
âNo, itâs the females who will be coming in!â
âThen there is no problem! If I say that thereâs no problem, then thereâs no problem!â
Why are you glaring at me? Why do you have tears in your eyes, Erté-san?
âI-Iâm a civil servant, as a respectable civil servantâââ
âI understand! I understand now.â
Itâs good that she was serious, but she seemed to be a stubborn person.
There was nothing I could do.
I asked Mabel to fetch a towel (made with magic cloth with excellent absorbency).
Then I went to the bathroom and started preparing the [Shuwashuwa Bath].
Shuwashuwa, shuwashuwaăŒăŒ
The sound of bubbling hot water emanated from the bathtub.
The [Shuwashuwa System] installed in the four corners of the bathtub seemed to have successfully activated.
âHow do you feel, ErtĂ©-san?â
I called out to Erté from the changing room.
âHow is the water flow and the quantity of bubbles? Not too strong?â
ââŠâŠ No problem. The bubbles are coming from all directions and seem to be meltingâŠâŠ my bodyâŠâŠâ
I jotted a note on a piece of parchment.
âHowâs the hot water? You should be able to feel the heat from the jet of water.â
âI personally like hot water.â
âI see. By the way, what about Chancellor Kelve?â
ââŠâŠ Uncle likes to drink a cold drink after a hot bath.â
âChancellor Kelve likes hot baths and cold drinks.â
Letâs use this as a reference when we ask Chancellor Kelve for a favor.
The sound of water splashing was heard.
ââW-what am I doing! Why am I relaxing when Iâm in the middle of an experiment for a magic item right now!â
ââJust relax. Thatâs what this item is for.â
âT-tempting me! As expected, youâre a scary person, fuahhâŠâ
Once again, the sound of Erté-san sinking into the hot water resounded.
âI-Iâm not going to lose. Iâm a splendid civil servant and lady. Doing this in the bath of someone that I just met for the first time⊠To think about not doing work today⊠Muu⊠Fuafuaah.â
I wonder what Erté-san is fighting against.
âSpeaking of which ErtĂ©-san. Can I please get your approval for this [Shuwashuwa Bath]?â
â⊠My stiff shoulders are cured. The stiffness in my shoulders that had been troubling me for years is goneâŠâ
âHello? About granting permissionâŠâ
â⊠But I wonât lose. I have not lost yet. I wonât be corrupted by the alchemistâs itemsâŠâ
After that, a pleasant sigh followed.
She just came to Reisengaâs territory, she had to accompany him on the search for the magic circle.
Itâs hard to work in an unfamiliar place, isnât it?
Iâm probably the only exception, someone who would enjoy focusing on my job after arriving in this new land.
âIâll ask for her approval later. Letâs leave her alone for today.â
âErtĂ©-san is such a serious person. Sheâs probably been on edge the whole time.â
Agnis â from inside the boiler room- answered me only with her voice.
Anyway, the experiment was a success.
The [Shuwashuwa Bath] offered a pleasant experience.
I think that we are likely to receive permission for its implementation.
I donât think she would say that she doesnât want others to use it when she herself was enjoying it this much. Chancellor Kelveâs niece must be a kind person.
âBy the way, ErtĂ©-sanâŠâ
I called out through the door, after which a voice returned.
ââI think itâs time for me to begin the next experiment.â
âWe intend on having another person join ErtĂ©-san.â
â⊠Ha! Now that you mention itâŠâ
âI-Iâm in the middle of my job! Itâs no problem.â
Well, Iâll take your word for it.
âErtĂ©-san says itâs fine, but what about you guys?â
I called out to the outside of the house.
ââExcuse us! Heave ho!ââ
Many pixies flew into the bathroom.
I left a small opening in the bathroom window for this purpose.
This [Shuwashuwa Bath] was originally created for all the pixies to use together.
The [Footbath] could only accommodate one or two pixies.
I wanted to make it so that all the pixies who liked it could use it at once.
Originally, it was Agnis and Mabel who were supposed to go into the bath with the pixies. Well, Erté-san said the she was fine.
â â Excuse me, civil officer-san.â
â â Iâm melting.â
ââ Itâs fuwawa and shuwawa and⊠â
I heard the voices of the pixies.
The pixies are shy, but it seems they couldnât resist the temptation of the [Shuwashuwa bath].
Well, it looks like ErtĂ©-san is relaxing, too, so thatâs good.
Anyway, I left the changing room and went outside the workshop.
When I went around to the back of the bathroom, where I found the pixiesâ clothes hanging on a tree branch.
The pixies must have taken off their clothes here.
For now, letâs just hang a towel (made of Earth Magic cloth) on the branch.
No one comes around here, and no one will peek at them changing their clothes. Just when I thought that a wind pixie came out! Isnât that too soon!? Didnât they like the [Shuwashuwa Bath]? Eh? Am I mistaken?
Fumufumu. It felt too good, so she wanted to take her time to enjoy it.
Take a bath, go outside to cool off, and then go back in, that way she can enjoy it for longerâŠI see. So there was a demand for something like that. Thanks for letting me know.
If thatâs the case, we should build a place outside to cool down.
If we have chairs and a partition around here to block peopleâs sightââ Um pixie-san? Iâll be troubled if you lie on my palm. The height of my hand is just right for a nice breeze?
I guess it canât be helped. Letâs dry her off with a towel⊠Letâs leave her there until sheâs satisfied. In exchange, let me know your opinions.
And so, the civil servant Erté and the pixies enjoyed the [Shuwashuwa bath.
Of course, it was a great success.
And after the bath was over, ErtĂ©-san wasâŠ
â âŠâŠ Alchemist-sama is a frightening person. I never thought I could relax so much âŠâŠ b-but I havenât lost yet. I am a civil official of the Demon Territory, and I have to keep an eye out for dangerous people. M-my stiff shoulders are healed. Thank you very much. And who were those girls who came in during the bath? I kind of remember their voices⊠N-no, I didnât sleep. I was awake, okay? I was at work, how could I sleep? I swear to god! Excuse me!â
She left in a great hurry, saying such things.
Incidentally, she gave me permission to use the [Shuwashuwa Bath] for âpersonal use and for public facilities in the Demon Territory.â
Now Princess Sophia can use it too.
I will ask General Reisenga to build a bathhouse exclusively for her at the trading post.
It shouldnât be too difficult, as long as we install a wooden bathtub inside the tent. Itâs for the sake of diplomacy, so I think we can manage.
At that time, letâs ask her if he has any idea who used the summoning magic.
Iâm curious too about who was wearing that robe.
While thinking about these things, the design for the [Shuwashuwa bath] for Princess Sophia began.