ăOhăŒ! So this is the bath in Eric's house, huh!ă
ăIt has a different shape from ours, isnât ită
As soon as we entered the bathroom in Ericâs place, Sylvio-niisan and I exclaim in admiration.
And after that, our voices echoed inside the bathroom.
On the left side of Ericâs mansion bathroom is the washing place and on the right is a big half-moon-shaped bathtub, itâs a simple bathroom. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com
ăThe place where we wash our bodies feels a bit small, but the bathtub is wide enough, ehă
ăThe people in our family often went to the sea and so they got exposed to the sea breeze, or sweated a lot due to our practice after all. So only the bathroom is impressiveă
Certainly. If you live near the sea, are exposed to the sea breeze, and also have training to boot, you will probably use the bathroom frequently. If so, you will naturally want to make the bathroom better.
So Eric's family's decision is not wrong. Thanks to that, we are now able to take a nice bath.
Of course, itâs small when you compare it with Kaguraâs high-class ryokan, but comparing them is thoughtless.
ăOkay then, letâs wash our bodies firstă
ăRightă
ăAah, wash your body properly before entering the bathtubă
Right now, I want to wash away this sticky feeling on my skin as soon as possible. Maybe itâs because weâve been waiting for the female group to finish taking their bath that the discomfort of our body is at the max.
We have some exchange between us, then we immediately sat on the lined-up bath chairs on the left side.
ăCome to think of it, itâs been a while since I take a bath with Al, isnât ită
As soon as Sylvio-niisan sit on my left, he said that to me.
If this were an older brother with an ordinary face, then that will be a line that will give me the most unpleasant feeling, but it doesnât give any unpleasant feeling with an ikemen like Sylvio-niisan saying it. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com
ăThatâs right. Indeed, I was able to take a bath alone starting this yeară
ăBut, Al said that you wanted to take a bath alone when you were around three years old, didnât youă
ăI can spend my time peacefully when I took a bath alone after allă
The bathroom in our mansion is not small. If anything, itâs wider than here so everyone in the family can get inside together.
But if itâs us men who enter together like Sylvio-niisan and Nord-tousan then itâs still fine. However, there was a time when I enter the bath with Eleonora-neesan and Elna-kaasan when I was a little.
Itâs not like I feel desire toward those two family members, but when you combine my mental age with my current age, Iâm around 34 years old ossan you know. Itâs hard to say that I can relax around them, right?
So thatâs why, when I was around three years old and my body had started to become strong enough, I told them that I want to take a bath alone. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com
ăBut, Sylvio-niisan had always accompanied me for the first three months, didnât you? Why did you stay and keep watch to that extent? ă
ăThat was because Nord-tousan and Elna-kaasan thought that Al will drown if you were to be left alone to take a bathă
Just when I told him my doubt to him, Sylvio-niisan reveal that fact to me while smiling wryly.
ăWhat the heck is that!?ă
Iâm not so stupid that Iâm going to drown in a bathtub and die, you know?
ăNo, I mean, Al is kind of spacing out a lot after allă
ăThatâs true. If you have that kind of dead fish-like eyes like the one you had back at the beach, then itâs probably natural for both of your parents to be worried about youă
Eric - who sits to my left - nodded as if agreeing to Sylvio-niisanâs explanation.
Did they think like that if I were to make a strange request to take a bath alone?
How rude. Iâve been a very good kid ever since I was a kid, and I should have been strong enough.
Oh well, whatever. Rather than thinking about that, Iâll just wash my body with hot water now.
I place the bucket under the faucet installed on the wall. Every time I look at the bucket, I got this habit of searching for the character of Kerorin (ă±ăăȘăł) from my previous life. 1
And when I touch the magic tools installed on the wall and touch it, they absorb my magic power and in exchange, it spewed out warm water. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com
After enough water is gathered in the bucket, I raise it and pour the water into my body in one go.
The warm water immediately washes away the sweat and sticky feeling on my skin due to the seawater.
I got a refreshing feeling after pouring warm water on my body, but there is a faint, stinging pain running on the area around my neck and arms.
ăAh, it kinda stingsă
ăMe tooă
Sylvio-niisan is surprised, it seems that he also felt the same as he poured himself with water just like me.
ăHahaha, both of you are nicely tanned. Your skin is red yâknowă
ăAh, itâs true. Our skin may be a little red if you look closelyă
When I try to look at my skin as Eric said, my arms had turned slightly red, I guess this is because of the sun while we were at the sea. It looks like I got sunburned.
ăAhăŒ, I have got quite the sunburn. Itâs going to hurt a bit if I pour hot water on themă
I wonder if itâs due to his skin being white from the start? Sylvio-niisanâs arms and other parts of his body look pretty red.
If I had to say, then Sylvio-niisan is fair-skinned and rather weak to sunlight. So when he pours hot water on his body like this, itâll cause stinging pain across his skin.
ăIf youâre scared I can pour the hot water for youă
ăO, ow! Wait Al, stop it! Iâll do it myself!ă
When I pour the hot water from the bucket onto his body, Sylvio-niisan twisted his body as he make a scream-like sound. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com
I wonder why. Sylvio-niisanâs reaction has strangely stimulated my sadistic desire. I know he doesnât like it, but it makes me want to do it more.
ăKuh, Al should also get sunburn just like me! Eii!ă
When I was splashing hot water on him, Sylvio-niisan also splash hot water on me as revenge, I guess he also wonât go down without a fight.
However, I donât feel pain since I donât get sunburned that much. I only feel a little tingling on my skin.
As I ignored the hot water that splashed on my body, I return to splash the hot water back to Sylvio-niisan
ăUaaa? Why!?ă
ăFufufu, Sylvio-niisan. Thatâs because my skin is strong, so I wonât give up with just this slight kind of paină
ăTha, thatâs unfairă
Itâs my innate skinâs resilience. Thereâs nothing I can do about this condition.
Right, and itâs also inevitable that Sylvio-niisan was born with such an ikemen.....letâs stop this. Itâs becoming pointless as I was thinking to myself like that.
While I was feeling slightly depressed like that, cold water suddenly flew toward us from my right side.
ăăColdd!?ăă
The sudden cold water that was flying toward us completely covered our bodies, and Syvio-niisan and I unconsciously straighten our backs as we yell due to the extremely cold water.
Since itâs not Sylvio-niisan who threw that water to us, then the culprit is only one guy.
When Sylvio-niisan and I unintentionally glared at him, the culprit - Eric - was laughing happily.
ăHahahaa, what an interesting reactionă
ăYoăŒsh, Eric. If you want to play like that then Iâve got an idea hereă
Iâve fought a lot against Irvine and Mort in Kagura. Iâm confident that I wonât lose with anyone using my technique of throwing water into a humanâs body. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com
As I carelessly swung my arms like those kung-fu movements, preparing for our battle, Eric talk to us in a calm tone.
ăWait wait. I didnât throw water on you guys with mean intentions ă
ăThen, what was that for?ă
Though I answer him with my mouth, I donât relax my battle stance. Since even back in Kagura, there is a cowardly adventurer who made a surprise attack while asking for time out after all.
ăThe both of you have probably gotten a sunburn. And so, you should pour a bit of cold water on your bodies. It will ease the pain of sunburn if you do thată
ăReally?ă
ăYeah, should be. Just try ită
Eric nodded when Sylvio-niisan asks him.
That reminds me, I think Iâve heard about that before. If I remember correctly, sunburn is a similar condition to getting a light burn.
When you cool it and get rid of the burning sensation, it should be able to suppress the progress of inflammation.
I remembered it after hearing Ericâs words, and so I immediately cooled my arm with the magic tool that produces water.
ăAhăŒ, it feels great now that the heat is taken awayă
ăRightăŒă
Sylvio-niisan and I cooled our arms using the water produces by the water magic tool for a while.
However, we need to continue pouring our magic power with one hand to let the water continue to flow, so itâs inconvenient for us who want to cool both of our arms. And I need to bend down which makes my lower back hurt. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com
ăAhăŒ, this is so troublesome Iâll just use magică
And when I cast Water magic, I can make the water stick to only my sunburned arms and neck just like when the water ball cladded my body back in Koryatt village.
AhăŒ, the water that surrounds the sunburned parts of my body fits perfectly itâs pleasant. Now I can cool off the sunburned parts without being inconvenienced.
ă......you using strange magic againă
ăAhaha, itâs strange but that looks convenient. Can I also have some?ă
ăSureăŒă
I also cast another Water magic on the honest Sylvio-niisan's to do the same to him.
ăWaa, itâs cold! But, it feels niceă
ăRight?ă
Sylvio-niisan and I close our eyes, feeling intoxicated by the pleasant sensation from the water for a short while.
ă......while weâre at it, let's also wash our hairă
Having decided that, I cast the Water magic that I developed for washing hair back when we were in the middle of our journey. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com
Imagine a humanâs arm, then make the water magic take that shape.
ăNaa! What is it this time!? Arms made of water appeared! Is that the same as Desert Hands!? ă
Perhaps he was surprised that arms made of water suddenly appeared in front of him, Eric draw back from it.
ăItâs just Water magic modeled after humanâs arms, youâre exaggeratingă
ăNo, people would be surprised if there are these sorts of arms of water that appeared so suddenly. Besides, these arms look similar to the monsters that live in the desert, Desert Hands. They are sand monsters that drag peopleâs legs into the sandă
I was fed up with Ericâs reaction, but it looks like there is a reason for him to be surprised.
Since Ericâs mother - Natasha-san - is a Lazur, there might be a time when he visited the desert of Lazur Kingdom in the past. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com
ăSu, such monsters exist?ă
ăYeah, Iâve been grabbed by them once..... I thought I was going to day yâknowă
Eric talks about his past with a dark look on his face.
Apparently, his trauma was stimulated by it. Well, it's not surprising for him to be like that.
ăBeing dragged into the sand by a monster, thatâs scaryă
ăTousan said that there are a lot of peculiar monsters in the desertă
Sylvio-niisan calmly says when I quietly muttered so.
Since Nord-tousan said that there were a lot of peculiar monsters in the desert, so the desert probably has a considerable level of monsters, right?
As expected from such a harsh environment, the monsters that live there may also grow to become stronger, huh.
ăBy the way, what are those arms used for?ă
ăItâs obvious, isnât it? Iâm going to use them to wash my hair, just like thisă
What are you saying now, with such a simple thing in front of you? Isnât it obvious that I will use it to wash my hair with this? To make the stupid Eric understand it in an easy-to-understand manner, I manipulate the water arms and make it to massage my scalp, and continue to wash my hair.
ăIâll still be stumped even if you told me like itâs the natural thing to do. To begin with, Iâve never heard of people washing their hair like thată
ăNo other choice then. I will teach this ignorant Eric the greatness of this techniqueă
It will be faster to experience it first-hand rather than explain it through words.
I make new arms of water and move them toward Ericâs direction.
ăNo, wait. Donât bring those closer!ă
Immediately after that, Eric stood up and try to run away for some reason, so I manipulate the water arms to grab at Ericâs ankle.
ăHiiiiiiiiiii!? Stooooooppppp! No way, Iâm going to get dragged into the sand!ă
Then, Eric struggles with his whole body as he screamed. www.ihavesinnedtranslation.com
Wa, what the heck with this guy? What happened to him so suddenly?
ăAh, Al. Eric-kun is trauma-tized by being grabbed by Desert Hands beforeă
Just when I was having such doubt, Sylvio-niisan makes that kind of a guess.
I see. I guess he remembered the trauma when he was caught by the water arms since they look similar to Desert Hands.
Though it has a different feeling from sand, and this place is not a desert.
Good grief, what a guy with a rich imagination. Donât you think that you are probably more suited to being a magician rather than a swordsman?
While I was thinking about such things thoughtlessly, Sylvio-niisan nervously say to me,
ăFor now, why donât you let the water arms off of him?ă
ăYouâre rightă
And when I canceled the water arms, the struggling Eric immediately collapsed