Clown: No. Report cards. Admission letters. Acceptance letters. Rewards. Various documents, with my name blurred out. I canât seem to remember it.
Pierrot: Didnât the doctor address you somehow?
Clown: I wasnât listening.
Pierrot: You addressed me as Aiko, your sister. What was her last name?
Clown: Kanzaki.
Pierrot: So wouldnât that be your last name?
Clown: Perhaps it would?
Pierrot: And remember that police came to see some Kanzaki⌠what was the name?
Clown: Kanzaki⌠I donât remember!
Pierrot: Well, at times like thisâŚ
Clown: At times like this�
Pierrot: Tell a joke!
Clown: My existence.
Pierrot: Thatâs not very funny.
Clown: FineâŚA man who worked in a cruise liner as a magician had a parrot and every time the man did a trick the parrot yelled, âitâs in the pocket,â âitâs in the pocket,â the magician would do another trick and the parrot yelled, âitâs in the hatâ, âitâs in the hat.â
One day during his act the cruise liner had a problem and the ship sunk. The parrot came up from the water and looking confused said; âNOW WHERE DID HE HIDE THE SHIP.â
Birth of a Demon Lord
075. Conference
Every member of every department assembled in the large meeting hall.
As for Ranga, I had forgotten that he was sleeping within my shadow.
Heâs in sleep-modeâconscious but unable to move.
I couldnât measure his abilities, but it is clear that heâs undergoing some kind of evolution.
Well, heâll probably come running out if I wind up in some perilous situation.
Heâs rather uninterested in the conference but is nonetheless listening.
I guess itâs time to begin.
The moment I thought to declare that the meeting has begun,
ăI apologize for the intrusion in the middle of the meeting!
Ladies and Gentlemen, a guest has arrived.
Here on an urgent matter and requests immediate audience with youâŚă
A soldier on look-out ran in and so reported.
Rigurdo was about to reprimand the soldier, but Kaijin calmed him down.
We havenât begun yet, so itâs fine. However, it is troubling that people can so easily enter here.
ăRigurdo, we need to look into this lateră
ăAy. I am truly ashamed of myself.ă
ăNah, we just got the idea and everyoneâs working hard as isă
I replied, comforting him.
In fact, even if we find something lacking we only need to improve for later.
So itâs probably best to think of the long-term benefit.
I had that guest escorted here.
ăItâs been a long time, Rimuru-dono.
We have come to aid you during your time of need. We hope it is not too lateă
With these words, the Brumund Kingdomâs Freedom Association Guild Master Fuze came in.
Fully armed, prepared for battle.
Hmm? Hmmmmm?
If I think about it, itâs been what, 10 days since we had the 50 adventurers and merchants go?
And we had them deliver the information and request assistance, I think.
I am truly grateful, but are they okay associating with us?
ăI apologize for disturbing you during your busy war preparations.
However, we found your defenses lacking. The Farmas Kingdomâs main force has yet to arrive, right?
According to our intel, a total of 15 thousand troops are coming.
Though it may improve your morale, I hardly see this as a right time to be merry.
Though we may lack in ability, we will support you to the best of our abilityă
Clearly prepared to die, he delivered this heated address.
Yup. Itâs really hard to tell him that the warâs already over.
And continuing,
ăThis is a good city.
Carefully built houses decorate your well planned streets.
The paved roads wouldnât lose even to the Royal Capital.
I was surprised.
Hardly would I want to turn it into a field off battle. I suggest we launch a surprise attack to quickly destroy the enemyâs head.
We have heard the church backs the enemy.
So, we have brought over 50 B rank and above adventurers.
The country cannot openly support you. I hope you understandâŚ
But the fifty of us will cut deep into the enemy ranks and slaughter⌠ă
The department members are staring blankly at Fuze, who is continuing the passionate speech.
To us itâs all⌠been there, done that type of thing.
But I had expected Brumund to abandon us. To think they really sent reinforcementsâŚ
Though we do have an agreement with them, surely there was a way outâŚ
This makes me kind of happy.
But that being so.
ăYeah. I appreciate the sentiment, but itâs already overă
ăOver? What do you mean?ă
ăHow should I say thisâŚ
In other words. In a few words, I annihilated them!ă
Although he was speechless, his face was clearly saying âHuuuh?â
Youmu came up to pat him on the shoulder and Cabal was saying something to comfort him.
Ellen and Gido were saying things like âUnbelievable, right!â
Well, I guess it is
I mean, not even two weeks have passed since they declared war.
They were probably expecting the army to take a week to reach here, us to buy two or three days fighting in the fields, and, if worst came to worst, hole up in the fort.
So when they arrive and saw us carefree, they seem to have convinced themselves that the army was running late.
Though we were so merry that they did suspect that something was offâŚ
Anyways, thanks to Ellenâs and Cabalâs explanation, they seemed to have understood the situation.
So we had our soldiers escort the fifty men waiting outside to the innâto relax.
Since it came to this, I might as well have Fuze participate in the conference.
Though he canât represent Brumund Kingdomâs official position, he can at least offer a human opinion.
Now then, letâs begin the conference! I wanted to say, but
ăUmm, would you have a moment?ă
Bester asked, raising his hand.
Did something happen?
ăWhat? Is there a problem?ă
I asked,
ăYes. The thing is, we finished developing the magic item long distance communication ballâŚ
It is now possible to converse while seeing the other partyă
Hmph.
A wonderful invention, but why bring it up now?
I thought, but
ăWhen I reported the event to the Dwarf King, he told me that he had some things he wanted to sayâŚ
So since we are all gathered here, I kind of figured this might be a good timeă
I see.
If thatâs it, I donât see a problem.
ăBester. I donât mind, but shouldnât the conversation be held in secrecy?
We have Youmu and Associationâs Chief over here, so is it fine?
If itâs a private conversation, shouldnât we hold it later?ă
ăAh, not at all. The Dwarf King also wishes to mention some things regarding future international relationsâŚ
When I told him about todayâs conference, he said that heâll assemble his Ministers as wellă
ăSo they are currently waiting over there?ă
ăYes. Thatâs how it isă
I see⌠we never did announce the establishment of diplomatic relations with the Dwarf Kingdom.
The two contracts that we have are the non-aggression treaty and the technological cooperation treaty.
Though those would be meaningless if our country ceases to exist. However, we now have the advantage.
I believe that the previous events are of a magnitude that they cannot ignore.
If anything, we proved to be a country that can destroy and army of 15 thousand men.
Will they officially declare diplomatic relations between us or perhaps seek to destroy us as humanityâs enemy?
ăBester, I have to ask, did you tell him that I have become a demon lord?ă
ăAh, yes. I told him everythingă
Ah, as expected.
He should have only confirmed it this morning so for him to so quickly assemble the ministers only evinces how gravely he views the situation.
Well, if you were told that demon lord class monster created a city and evolved into a demon lord, surely youâd sweat a bit.
He would learn of this sooner or later though. So this might be a good chance.
So at this point, continuing the conversation as is will probably not cause any further problems.
I mean, while planning our next steps I did want to hear his opinion.
ăGot it. Then bring the communication equipment and set it up.
Weâll wait for you and prepare for the emergency councilă
I declared.
This is a sudden development, but also a good opportunity.
Weâre deciding our future here, after all.
Thus, we decided to hold a global conference instead of meeting right now, scheduling it an hour away.
Right after relaxing, Fuze heard our conversation and with an amazing look on his face ran up to me.
And,
ăHey, didnât you just say something really important right now?
I might be wrong, but did you just say that you became a demon lord?ă
He said, trembling.
Does he need to pee? No need to hold back man, we have bathrooms around.
ăHmm? Ah, demon lord, right?
I did become one, what of it?
But more importantly, before you piss yourself, shouldnât you use a restroom? ă
ăAre you an idiot?! Thereâs no time for that!
Became a demon lord, yo! Whatâs up with that?ă
Eh~. What a pain.
From the beginning? No good if I donât explain it from the beginning?
Well, I did tell him I annihilated an army but I guess I canât expect him to guess the rest.
I decided to summarize the events and explain.
And so, I explained it all to Fuze.
ăPardon the intrusion! Another guest seeks audience with Rimuru-sama.
How should we proceed?ă
The same soldier as last time asked.
Whatâs with that. So many guests these days.
Leaving Fuze, who was saying something (grumbling) at the sky, I decided to meet this guest.
I headed for the room where the guest was waiting for me.
When I entered, I saw an exquisitely dressed gentleman and five men who had an air of experienced officers about them.
The gentleman was sitting on the sofa with the five officers standing behind him.
I could easily see that they were well trained.
The gentleman sitting on the sofa had a good face and could easily had been a model in his younger days.
His narrow eyes would be his distinguishing feature.
ăAh, good day. Sorry for the wait.
Pleased to meet you, I am Rimuru, currently working as this cityâs King.
I hope we get along!ă
I greeted them in a way I thought appropriate.
Though I became a demon lord, I have no clue about manners or formalities.
Nor does anyone around here know much about itâŚ
Well, I do think that it would be nice to be taught these things, though.
Upon hearing my greeting, the narrow eyed man stood up.
And opening his eye wide with a Kuwa!,
ăSo thou art the demon who hath bewitched my daughter?
Hast thou said thy prayers!ă
He said, beginning to chant an extremely high combustion spell.
Hey! This geezer is nuts.
From what I see, thatâs the highest tier spell he got going there.
At this power level it would certainly cause some damage to the city.
Clearly a spell used against armies.
Whatâs this guy on? I have no idea what heâs saying.
I tricked his daughter? Whatâs that about?
Right as I was completely at a loss,
ăWait, Papa! Why did you come here?!!!ă
Ellen came flying in.
And perhaps after realizing the spell from a single glance, she hit the gentleman squarely on the head.
A beautiful âSuppaaaa!â sound resounded through the room, and the gentleman regained his sanity.
It seems that this gentleman geezer is Ellenâs father.
And after hearing Ellenâs explanation, he finally calmed down.
What an annoying guy he is.
ăMy~, A ha ha ha. My bad.
I had heard that my daughter was captured by some demon lord so I was quite panicked!ă
He said with a bright smile.
Even so, what point was there in preparing the highest tier combustion spell? What a ridiculous father.
ăNo, Your Excellency. The received report was correct but you jumped to a wrong conclusionă
ăI knew it, Papaâs at fault here!ă
A secretary-like person and Ellen ganged up on him.
That is kind of pitiful, but I donât feel any sympathy towards him. Heâs just paying for his own stupidity.
After things calmed down, he introduced himself again.
Ellenâs father, the narrow eyed gentlemen, is a high noble of Sorcererâs Dynasty Sarion, Duke Elalude.
Heâs related to the emperor, his uncle to be precise.
In short, heâs one of the three bigwigs of Sarion.
I canât hide my surprise.
E-Ellen is a true ojou-sama?!
She can even be called a princess. To become an adventurer at that social status; sheâs too free-willed.
I do think that those stopping her are correct, but I wonât do it myself.
I mean, she herself doesnât seem to care. Thereâs probably people protecting her from the shadows as well.
Theyâve done well not to let information slip.
Though thatâs probably the result of Cabalâs and Gidoâs hard work. Letâs thank them for it later.
But, now.
ăSo is the purpose of your visit limited to Ellen only?ă
That wouldnât be funny.
I glance at Duke Elalude,
ăFufufu. Of course, thatâs not the case.
We are in considering how we should treat your country from now on, so I came to see it myself.
No need to worry believing I was careless. This body is only a homunculus.ă
I noticed upon his words.
For someone important from the Sorcererâs Dynasty, his body houses very little magical energy.
Though the officers seem to be real, the gentlemanâs body is not.
As expected of a high noble. Heâs careful.
But more importantly.
I want to learn how to make homunculi later.
And that brings us to the next point.
Weâll have Duke Elalude participate in the conference as well.
An hour has passed by now.
Itâs time to start the conference.
Returning to the large conference room I found everyone waiting for me.
I had the Dukeâs group escorted to a set of empty seats.
Itâs probably best to start with a self introduction. That is, there are many people here who have connections to large countries.
So, letâs start it thus.
First, weâll have everyone not from Tempest introduce themselves.
Dwarf Kingdom, military nation Dwargon.
Representing them: their king himself. Gazelle Dwargo. Though only projected as in image, his dignity is impossible to hide.
Small country Brumund.
Unfortunately, we donât have anyone representing them.
However, we do have Fuze, the Freedom Associationâs Branch Guild Master.
And, heâs rather friendly with Baron Belouard.
Though he doesnât have decisive say, his opinion should have some weight.
A sudden addition to our table, a high noble from Sorcererâs Dynasty Sarion.
Duke Elalude is a no-good doting father, but his current face is that of a stoic noble.
And, via his position in the council, he holds sway over the whole country.
So no disrespecting him.
So looking over the guests, itâs clear that many distinguished individuals have shown up.
A monster only meeting may lead us to fall into some mistaken conclusion. Thus, I am rather thankful that we have so many participants from the human side.
Next, we introduced all the members from Tempest.
And, it was finally my turn.
ăAh, right.
Thereâs one person I want to introduce to you.
Though you have probably have heard his name already.
So please donât be surprised.
Now then, come forth!ă
I thus began the introduction.
Knowing what was to come, Gabil swallowed his saliva and tensed up.
The air in the room changed, and everyone turned silent.
And,
ăKuahahahaha! I have been called and here I am!!!ă
I called Veldora out via âStorm Dragon Releaseâ.
Using my clone as a base, he appeared as a beautiful young man.
Giving everyone a sidelong glance,
ăThis is my best friend, Veldora. Please be kind to him!ă
I introduced him,
ăVeldoraâs the name, though Iâm called âStorm Dragonâ. Pleased to meet you!ă
Veldora greeted everyone.
Dead silence enveloped the room.
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No one moved.
And, with a flop, Fuze and Ellen fainted, screaming âAy!!â Rigurdoâs group and the hobgoblins fell prostrate before himâŚ
It all turned very chaotic.
Of course, the conference was temporarily suspended for a break.
âŚWe hadnât started yet, had we⌠I couldnât help but think.