Pierrot: Yoshida-jiisan? Why would I be mean to Yoshida-jiisan?
Clown: I wouldnât know.
Pierrot: I mean, he would play with you and me when I came over to hang out.
Clown: Did you hang well?
Pierrot: Once on a tree, yes.
Clown: With a rope?
Pierrot: Yes, why?
Clown: And you didnât break your neck?
Pierrot: Why would you break your neck by hanging? We turned it into a swing⊠what a silly pun!
Clown: Not as silly as a joke I know! A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it out, and looks inside, where he finds two eggs and about $8,000. He approaches the wife and asks, âWhat are the eggs for?â She replies, âEvery time I cheat on you, I put an egg in the box.â He says, âThatâs alright, youâve only cheated on me twice. Whatâs the money for?â The wife replies, âEvery time I get a dozen, I sell them!â
Pierrot: You do remember that my parents divorced, right?
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Life in the Royal Capital
063. Children and Spirits
We moved to a different place.
To the deepest room in the labyrinthâthe oracle room.
Prior to arriving through to this room we first passed a large empty room before it.
A path that is one meter wide and twenty meters long leads from this room to a five meter in diameter circular scaffold.
What the scaffold is made of I do not know; it looks as if its spreading through the room.
ăOkay? Step on top of that floor and call out to a spirit!ă
ăWhat should we say?ă
ăWhatever you like, really. Help me! Or, Letâs play!
An interested spirit will definitely appear before youă
ă⊠will they really come?ă
ăThey will! Sensei, they will, right?ă
ăWill they?ă
The children look at me with a worried face.
Well, I think it will be fine. If no spirits show, Iâll make them appear.
ăâŠHey, you! Youâre making a scary face!ă
ăHmm? No problem, no problem.
Hey, brats! Donât worry. Itâll work out!ă
If they donât show up, all I need to do is call them out myself.
While I wouldnât mind spirits capable of thinking to appearâwe could talk to them in that case, I would prefer non-sentient ones.
That is, in that case they could obey me without hesitation.
ăSince Iâm coming along.ă
ă⊠Well, I guess thatâs fine. Doesnât matter to me how many people go, but it is narrow. So, since youâre coming, itâs probably best to bring one child at a time.ă
Hmph. Itâs probably also a good idea to summon a spirit for each one of them.
Why? There might be some grown-up negotiations involved.
But anything goes as long as we can avoid negotiating with our fistsâŠ
ăAlright! One person at a time will go. Whoâs first?ă
Then, we decided the order.
First will be the eldest Gale.
Then Alice.
Followed by Kenya and Ryouta.
And concluded with Chloe.
They did quarrel about it, but in the end were satisfied with this order.
Letâs get this over with.
A tranquil room.
Without a sound to be heard, enveloped by a dim light.
Only our footsteps reverberated throughout it.
ăSensei, if anything happens to me, please take care of them.ă
Donât be so formal.
Heâs too tense. Without a word, I rub his head.
We have reached the circular room.
Itâs designed with an optical illusion that makes you feel as if you are falling.
But,ăMagic Perceptionăclearly sees a scaffold in there. Transparent glass? Acrylic fibers or something?
I step onto it while a little surprised.
But Gale is trembling in fear,
ăDonât worry, thereâs a platform here. If anything happens, Iâll save you.ă
I said, having long resolved myself.
Timidly and carefully,
He proceeds into the center
ăOkay, thereâs fine! Iâm looking forward to the phrase you choose!ă
Ramiris told him.
And after she tapped his head, he closed his eyes and began to pray.
Kneeling, as if praying to the gods.
I crossed my arms while observing this.
After some time has passed, drops of light began to fall from the sky.
Like snow.
And, before us on the altar a single person⊠no, a single spirit appeared.
Gale noticed this and continued to pray.
Good job! Itâs a success.
A non-sentient mass of natural energy. Appearing like a mass of magical energy, but a mere counterfeit.
Will it be able to acquire an ego? Like Veldoraâs cave, this place is filled with natural energy.
If itâs not self-aware it will probably disperse, then come together again to give birth to a new spirit.
Then, without any hesitation, I ate the spirit.
ăGale, continue praying!ă
ăWh-what was that! You⊠what have you done?!ă
ăRamiris, shut up for a second. Iâve got a plan.ă
Calmly, I call forthăGreat Sageă
After reading my intentions, it began the calculation. And after completing them, it began transforming the spirit.
?Announcement. Transformation of the spirit usingăGreat Sageăhas been completed.
The contents are now mostly ofăEarth Attribute Abilitiesă
Furthermore, after analyzing flame giant Ifrit, a pseudo-human personality has been created.
Corrective ability from the unique skillăGreat Sageăhas been added.
Will you bestow this power on Gale Gibson? [YES]/[NO]?
I place my hand on Galeâs head, select YES, and grant him the power.
Through this, the contract with the spirit will be completed within a single moment.
After analyzing Galeâs condition I confirmed that the rampaging magical energy was now at peace.
Of course, his aggregate energy is still far higher than that of normal children.
That is the result of spiritual energy and magical energy offsetting each other. Now, as he continues to grow he will probably be able to acquire many abilities.
âSurgery was successful!â I thought in my mind, and shook hands with theăGreat Sageă- mentally, of course.
I mean, I havenât ever seen what it looks like and have no idea if it even has a form.
ăYup, all done! Good job!ă
I say to Gale.
Doesnât look like he was in pain or anything; he just quickly looked up at me.
I gave a big nod.
ăYouâre okay now. The collapse has stopped, I guarantee it!ă
With a face full of tears,
ăSensei, thank you very much!!!ă
He bowed.
While hiding my embarrassment I patted his head, and so we rejoined the other kids.
Everyone was very happy to find out that we had succeeded. But, we have just begun.
Itâs meaningless unless everyone is saved.
ăSteel yourselves. Weâll celebrate when everyone is saved!ă
They were reminded by my words and nodded.
Letâs move on to the second one.
Next was Alice.
She said that she was scared walking down the path, so I carried her instead.
Chloe and Alice seemed to bickering about something before, but itâs probably just childrenâs dispute.
Without a care in the world, I picked Alice up and proceeded towards the room.
I hope things go just as good this time.
Under my watchful eye, Alice bowed down to pray. Holding her hands together tightly, holding onto her skirt.
After waiting for a while, light began to fall from the sky just as before.
The moment the spirit appeared on the Altar, I ate it.
Ramiris looked as if she had something to say, but I completely ignored her.
Iâve gotten used to this the second time around.
?Announcement. Transformation of the spirit usingăGreat Sageăhas been completed.
The contents are now mostly ofăSky Attribute Abilitiesă
Furthermore, after analyzing flame giant Ifrit, a pseudo-human personality has been created.
Corrective ability from the unique skillăGreat Sageăhas been added.
Due to excellent affinity, it has fused withăShadow Stepăand evolved intoăSpatial Transferă.
Will you bestow this power on Alice Rondo? [YES]/[NO] ?
Seems like my ability has evolved after coming in contact with a spirit.
What an unexpected occurrence.
I granted the ability to Alice.
Oh by the way,ăBarrierăhas changed into Spacial Barrier, but I cannot give it to Alice. I wonder if her affinity with it is just bad or something?
Well, itâs a skill she can just acquire on her own someday.
ăAlice, well done! Youâre fine now!ă
I held her up in my arms and said.
She smiled widely and kissed me on the cheek.
Oi oi, what a precocious child. I mean, should I even be happy to be popular with seven year olds?
Nah, Iâm happy.
Just rememberâIâm a gentleman, not some perverted lolicon.
ăThanks!ă
She bowed in thanks, and we returned to the rest of the group.
The moment I put her down she began to quarrel with the furious Chloe, but I guess that just shows how close they are.
I returned to the circular room with Kenya.
Now I feel confident. Things are going smoothly.
Just three left. In worst case scenario, I had planned to summon the spirits myself and grant them to children, but there was no need for that.
But, I am glad thereâs only three left. Transforming the spirits takes up a surprising amount of energy.
I should be able to manage three more.
The moment Kenya started praying â I mean, he hasnât even closed his eyes yet â light began falling from the sky.
What? Thatâs a mass of energy far larger than the ones that appeared for the other two.
And there stood a human shaped spiritâa boy.
ăYo! Howâs life? Iâm good.
I felt like coming over, so I did!ă
And extended a casual greeting.
ăAh, ahhhhh!!! You, why did you just come to someoneâs house uninvited!ă
Ramiris, her eyes wide, asked that of the child spirit.
Seems like they know each other.
ăYo, whoâs that?ă
To my question, without waiting for Ramirisâ introduction,
ăO~su! I am the spirit of light!
Unlike that depressing and fallen descendant of darkness spirit, I am a pure spirit!ă
He said.
After thus introducing ourselves we continued the discussion.
Kenya, in a panic, was staring at us. Stop it, already.
After listening to our story, and perhaps maybe because Kenya had a good disposition towards lightâŠ
ăSo, I decided to help Kenya!ă
Is how it happened.
Generally, light and darkness spirits  have the highest social standing, and are the highest grade of spirits.
Seems like heâs also capable of bestowing divine protection onto heroes. In the first place, Ramiris and him are supposed to do that together, but that rarely happens.
ăThe last time we blessed a hero together was⊠what? Two thousand years ago?ă
Is what he said.
After Ramiris got really bored and decided to become an evil spirit, bestowing divine protection became his job.
A pointless discussion, but it seems that Ramiris has inherited her 'selfâ from previous generations.
She used to reign as the queen of fairies, but after reaching the pinnacle of power beyond which she could not progress she decided to split herself.
And to each one of these clone-children she gave a sense of self.
Thus, when they would grow up they could perhaps surpass the original. The flaw beingâtheir weakness during childhood.
A race that continuously strove to grow out of weakness.
Among all the demon lords, only she possesses such hereditary abilities.
Random outbursts of anger are expected from the selfish Ramiris, but their relationship can be described in only one wordâterrible.
Doesnât it seem like most of demon lords are selfish? Canât say that all of them are like that, but so farâŠ
ăSo, until Ken-chan grows up, Iâll be protecting you.
Maybe, Ken-chan, you can even become a hero!ă
Saying so, and without waiting for permission, he entered Kenya.
Much too quickly Kenyaâs body completely stabilized.
ăSenseiâŠă
ăHmm? Itâs okay. All according to plan!ă
Whose plan! I retort to myself; just remember, me: if you let it get to you, you lose.
Things are going smoothly.
Though Kenya seemed to doubt my words he did believe the fact that his condition stabilized.
After returning to the rest of the group he explained the situation himself.
Somehow, he seems to have matured a bit.
Next would be Ryouta.
What spirit would the weak willed Ryouta summon? Itâd be bad if he doesnât appear, I worry.
Just as previously, he bowed to pray before the altar.
He walked down the narrow path by himself. Seemed spirited enough.
Now, what will happen?
Immediately, an emerald light fell from the sky drawing thousands of helices.
Before anything strange could happen, I ate it.
According to the analysis itâs water and wind. A two-element spirit! Youâve done well, Ryouta.
The rest is up toăGreat Sageă.
?Announcement. Transformation of the spirit usingăGreat Sageăhas been completed.
The contents are now mostly ofăHeat Manipulation AbilityăandăTransformation Abilityă
Furthermore, after analyzing flame giant Ifrit, a pseudo-human personality has been created.
Corrective ability from the unique skillăGreat Sageăhas been added.
Due to excellent affinity, it has fused withăCloningă.
Attempted to evolve intoăQuantum Manipulationă. Failed.
Will you bestow this power on Sekiguchi Ryouta? [YES]/[NO] ?
Cloning is something that is very difficult to use withoutăGreat Sageăsupport.
So even if I grant it to him he probably wonât be able to use it. Well, whatever.
On that note,ăQuantum Manipulationăhuh? I have no idea what such a skill could do.
In the first place, can it teach me the basic concepts of the skill? Iâd be happy if it could! If I investigated its concepts I might be able to replicate its effects.
Unlike the system of this world that people ardently studyâmagic, my abilities are far more unreasonable.
That is, if I explain the concept behind a skill in depth to theăGreat Sageăit could create a system to make it usable; well, whatâs impossible is impossible, however.
Perhaps thatâs why the evolution had failed.
In any case, I was able to successfully bestow the spirit onto Ryouta.
And so, only one person left.
The last person, Chloe was very afraid to walk there, so I carried her over.
She was very happy.
Seems like she lied about her fear.
ăUmm, sensei,.. I⊠I l-love you!!!ă
Red to her ears she so told me.
I also like her. If she chooses, of course, to say the same after eight⊠no ten years.
I wish I had such a problem in my past lifeâŠ
A pitiful existence, not a day together with a girlfriend, a pitiful man.
However, as a result I was able to acquire the wonderfulăGreat Sageăskill. So itâs a fair trade⊠probably not.
But how nice. Children are so honest.
Thatâs something they can only do when they are in school.
Well, past middle school they are often too embarrassed to say anything though.
But it was never too late for me. I mean, if something never even started, it canât be too late.
But letâs forget about me for a second. Unfortunately, I became a little flustered upon hearing her words.
Now, what kind of spirit will she summon.
Sheâs the last one. Not a time for failure.
Like everyone else, she bowed to pray.
Thatâs when things started to change.
Should I call it that� For example, something did fall from the sky.
An oppressive aura, and a beautiful girl with silver-black hair.
It had the vitality unbefitting a spirit.
Is she some astral existence? Abandoned her flesh and lives as a mass of energy.
Rather than a spirit, she radiates some form of soul energy. At this rate, she will dissipate.
To prevent her dissipation, she either needs something to bind her soul, or to reincarnate into some body.
Without a body, weâd need to create some system for keeping her here.
Which isnât simple even for a high level spiritâŠ
That girl (?)⊠celestial maiden suddenly saw me and grabbed on to me. And locked her lips around mine.
Unfortunately, as a ghost, she has no texture. A real shame.
Such a beautiful girl, even if she was a ghost⊠I would never! I mean, whatâs going on?!
The celestial maiden, with a look full of disappointment, moved to touch Chloe.
ăStop!!! I wonât let you! I wonât let you do as you please!ă
Suddenly, Ramiris held up both of her hands, prepared for combat.
Unlike her usual frivolous appearance, her eyes were completely serious thsi time.
A black light covered her hands which she shot out at Chloe. I jumped in front of Chloe to protect her, and it absorbed into my body.
ăAnnihilationămagic of instant death⊠Itâs hard to believe, but she seriously intended to kill her.
ăH-hey! What was that for!ă
ăShut up!!! Sheâs dangerous! Donât you see?!ă
ăI donât?! Whatâs dangerous?ă
While we were busy arguing, the celestial maiden overlapped with Chloe and disappeared.
Quickly, I verify Chloeâs status. The collapse has stopped.
No problem, right�
ăOoooo! Mou! Too late. I give up⊠I donât even care anymore!ă
Puffing her cheeks, Ramiris shouted.
No idea what just happened.
ăThatâs why Iâm asking⊠what was that?ă
Ramiris did not respond to my question.
Chloe opened her eyes and appeared completely oblivious to our worries.
When I asked her again,
ăI donât know! I have absolutely no idea,
But, that was probably something born in the future.
Something that came from the future, and not a spirit.
Did she possess that girl to give birth to herself?
AhhâŠ.. I donât know!!!
But, that was something truly powerful.
If that is born in the future, itâll cause many problems.
Thatâs the first time Iâve seen such a being. That⊠maybe that was the spirit of timeâŠă
Hmph.
Donât look at me. I gave up trying to understand.
Well, whatever. Chloe is perfectly fine.
Itâs pointless to consider the future we have no control over right now.
ăGood for you, Chloe! You too were able to avoid danger!ă
I said, lifting her up in the air.
Chloe smiled happily.
Ramiris, looking at us, could only sigh.
ăWell, I guess itâs fine. There was nothing more I could do since the moment it possessed the girlâŠă
She said, and turned away from us.
ăI think everything will be fine. Chloe is fine and all.
By the way, thanks. Thanks to you, the children are safe!ă
When we returned to the group I thanked Ramiris.
The children showered her in thanks.
ăBa! Thatâs enough, already!ă
Her face red, she tried to shake off the embarrassment.
This is a demon lord⊠whatâs the world coming to?
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The other fairies flew next to Ramiris creating a beautiful sight.
In order to bless the children who avoided that dreaded fateâŠ
To light the fire of happiness in their hearts.
And naturally, a smile formed on the kidsâ faces.