(Cast: An English Clown and a French Pierrot)
Clown: You are depressed again, Pierrot.
Pierrot: Such is my face. But I must admit, there is a point I find most disagreeable.
Clown: What exactly?
Pierrot: The way I cannot tell Japanese words and onomatopoeia from English ones.
Clown: I see, I see. In that case, I will italicize all Japanese onomatopoeia and romaji words from now on.
Pierrot: Please do.
Clown: But speaking of translating, I feel that the previous chapter post was far too boring this way.
Pierrot: How exactly?
Clown: Just typing a translation without a hint of individuality! Passion!
Pierrot: Well, Satoru-dono did just pass on, after all.
Clown: Rather than passing on, he passed overā€¦ and not pass on, passion!
Pierrot: Oh. In that case, tell them a joke.
Clown: Very well. Which circus performer can see in the dark? ā€¦ the Acro-bat!
Pierrot: Speaking of the dark
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Empowerment Arc
Chapter 01. Letā€™s see what I can do
Itā€™s dark.
The darkness envelopes all, preventing me from seeing any shape or figure.
Where am I? Besides, what had happened?
Wasnā€™t there someone making fun of me, calling me aā€¦ sage?ā€¦ no, a great sage.
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With that thought, I regained consciousness.
My name is Mikami Satoru. A 37 year old, nice guy.
While saving my kouhai from a some street slasher, I got stabbed instead.
Alright~, remembered. Iā€™m okay. No time for panic.
And really, could a cool guy like me even panic? Hah. Thatā€™s as likely as a grade school kid shi**ing his pants.
When I tried to look around, I finally noticed. I canā€™t open my eyes.
That problem aside, when I attempted to touch my headā€¦ I noticed my arms donā€™t respond. And even more perplexing is the fact that I cannot tell where my head is.
Alright, time to panic.
Oi, oi, give me a sec here.
Just an hour please, let me catch my breath. They say that you should count prime numbers at a time like this, no?
1, 2, 3, Daaaaa!!!
Wrong! Thatā€™s not right. One is not a prime number, is it?
No no, who cares about that.
No time for this foolishness. I mean, arenā€™t I in trouble?
Are~? Hey, what the heck happened?
Maybeā€¦ I mean what if it is too late to even consider panicking?
Gathering my thoughts, I confirmed that I am in no way in pain.
No pain. Feeling pretty good.
Neither hot nor cold. Actually, a really comfortable atmosphere theyā€™ve got here.
I can relax a bit thanks to that.
Next, letā€™s check the limbs. Forget about them fingertips, I canā€™t even move a muscleā€¦
How could that be?
Itā€™s not like one can lose their arms and legs from being stabbedā€¦ so what happened?
And still, I cannot open my eyes.
Without seeing anything, I am in utter darkness.
Dread and unease slowly creep their way into my heart.
Could thisā€¦ be what they call a vegetative state?
Consciousness separated from nerve endingsā€“immobileā€¦ is this what it is?
No, no, no, no! Please donā€™t let that be true!
Just when I thought I was savedā€¦ vegetative state? What could be worse? Even losing a half of my body would be preferable!
And yeah, both outcomes would be terrible. But to be alone in this darkness, without any sensesā€¦ isnā€™t that just hell?
Having imagined the worst scenario, panic has quickly turned into despair.
I want to think it over.
They say that when people are confined in darkness, they quickly go mad. I happen to be in that state right now, and cannot even kill myself.
Rather than despairing, the only thing I can do is go insane, huh?
And then,
*Touch*
There was a sense of touch.
Hmm? What isā€¦
All my senses were focused on feeling that sensation
With a horizontal stroke across my belly (?), I felt something akin to grass.
Focusing my entire consciousness on that area, I slowly began to make out the shape of my body. And by the way, the grassā€™s tip felt prickly against my body.
It kind of made me happy.
Yet, Iā€™m still in complete darkness. And although I regained only one of the five senses, I could finally feel again.
Amused, I decided to try to head towards that grass.
*Zururi*
I could feel my body move.
Itā€¦ moved?!
At that time, I was pretty certain that I was not on top of a hospital bed. Under my belly (?) I could feel some hard ā€“ rock, maybe.
I seeā€¦ though I donā€™t really get it, I am not in a hospital.
Moreover, my eyes still canā€™t see.
Canā€™t hear anything either, but it could be just that Iā€™ve gone deaf.
Although I donā€™t know if i am facing it or not ā€“ I canā€™t feel my head, after all ā€“ Iā€™ll head towards the grass. Iā€™ll learn about myself through contact.
No scent in the air either. Could it be? Did I also lose the sense of smell?
And seriously, I just canā€™t understand the shape of my body.
I really donā€™t want to accept it, but it seems sleek, jelly likeā€“the kind that is really famous in RPGsā€“the appearance of that kind of monster.
I have been entertaining that possibility in the back of my head for a while now.
No, noā€¦ thereā€™s no way. I mean, no matter howā€¦ it just canā€™t be.
For the time being, letā€™s set those fears aside.
Thus, I decided to try the last of the five human senses that Iā€™ve ignored up until now.
Butā€¦ I donā€™t even know where my mouth is. What to doā€¦?
ļ¼œļ¼œActivate Unique Skill [Predator]? [YES]/[NO]ļ¼žļ¼ž
Suddenly, there was a voice in the back of my head.
Whaā€¦ what was that?
Unique skill [Predator]ā€¦?
Andā€¦ what was that voice?
I thought I heard a strange voice while talking to Tamura before, but I guess I wasnā€™t just hearing things, huhā€¦
Is someone there? Yet, somehow that doesnā€™t fit. More than someone being hereā€¦ itā€™s more like words appearing in my mind.
The voice lacks intent; like the voice that would come from a computer, calling it synthesized would perhaps be most accurate.
For nowā€¦ [NO!] is my response.
I am Japanese who can say no, after all.
Bringing up the words [NO] in my mind, I wait for a response. Yet it did not come. I waited for a bit, but felt no voice.
Seems like I wonā€™t be getting a second question. Did I choose wrongly? Could this be a game that ends when I donā€™t choose [YES]?
I thought that it would be the same as in an RPGā€“the same question repeating until I chose [YES]ā€¦ I guess I was wrong.
Asking a question and then leavingā€¦ what a rude guy.
Though I have to admit, hearing a voice did make me slightly happy.
I slightly regretted the decision.
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Well, nothing can be done now.
I guess Iā€™ll go back to trying to taste something.
I moved my body towards that piece of grass. While verifying my sense of touch, I leaned my body on the piece of grass.
I envelop the object with my body to confirm what it isā€¦ and I was rightā€“it is, in fact, grass.
While touching the grass, the piece that was in contact with my body melted. And while I was worried that my body had melted, it seems to have been the greass only.
And thus, I understood that by melting the grass it was incorporated into my body.
It seems, the grass melted because it entered my body. In other words, rather than enveloping it, I seem to have swallowed it.
And by the wayā€¦ it had no taste.
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This is, in other words, that kind of thing.
Iā€™m not a human.
That is, I seem to have died from that stab wound, right?
And that was not a question, I am completely certain of this fact. And thus, rather than a hospital bed, I can confidently say that I am at some rocky place where grass grows.
What happened to Tamura?
And Sawatari-san?
Has my PC been properly disposed of?
Some suspicions still remain. But, fretting over this wonā€™t achieve anything at this point. I have to decide what to do next.
Actually, wait a moment.
The me right now, is anything happening to me? And by the way, that earlier sensationā€¦
I once again directed my consciousness to myself.
*Puyon. Puyon*
My body moves with rhythmic motion.
In that pitch black darkness, I spent some time to figure out my appearance.
Andā€¦
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What a discovery!
i used to be simply handsome, but now I have this sleek and sophisticated body style!
Bah, are you an idiot! Donā€™t accept it~!
From all that I have gathered about my body, only that description seems appropriate.
No no, you know, that description
I donā€™t hate it, right? Yeah. Some could even call it cute, after all.
But wellā€¦ If you were asked [Would you want to become one?], Iā€™d say 90 percent of people would reply the same way.
However, all I can do is accept this situation.
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It seems that I have reincarnated as a slime.
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*Moshamosha*
*Moshamoshamosha*
I am eating grass.
Why? Isnā€™t it obvious?
I. HAVE. NOTHING. TO. DO!!!
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Since I have accepted, albeit grudgingly, the fact that I became a slime, a day has passed.
The first concern on my mind was, of course, food.
I first tried to see if this slime body can feel hunger. For that purpose, I first checked my surroundings and found a place where grass seemed to be abundant.
On that note, I need to point out that the first grass was right by my side. When needed, I could eat it, and itā€™s sap seems to be usable in its own way. Being stuck in this complete darkness, I am very lucky to have had it so close. Even basic motion could result in death, after all.
And so, letā€™s experiment.
After counting fifty thousand sheep, I got bored.
I tried to see if I would fall asleep, but donā€™t feel even a little bit tired.
I tried counting prime numbers, but didnā€™t know the next one, so I gave up.
Shiritori by oneself is also pointlessā€¦ is there a way to kill time by yourself?
(TL Note: Shiritori is a game where you take the last sound in a word and make the next word with it)
If there was Internet, I could waste my time away endlessly; cellphone games would also do. But thisā€¦ this is torture.
Meditating like an ascetic monk is impossible for an amateur like I.
One thing I am still uncertain about: where any animals run around here.
There have been no signs of them until now.
Well, having no sight, hearing, or smell I canā€™t say there have been none close by until now, but I havenā€™t been attacked by one until now, at least.
Thanks to that, without fearing for my life, I am leisurely living.
That is the conclusion I reached after heroically suffering this (mental) agony.
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I do not feel hunger. Nor do I need sleep.
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Seriously, my stomach neither craved food nor did I ever desire sleep.
As to how many days had passedā€“I could not tell in this darkness.
Nor have I heard that strange voice again. If I had, I wouldnā€™t mind playing along now.
Thus, since I have nothing to doā€¦ I am eating grass.
Since I have no other way to kill time, I am quietly munching on some grass.
Now, Iā€™ve accumulated and dissolved so much grass in my body that I can sense it.
If you asked what purpose that served, I would confidently respond: none.
I am just afraid that if I donā€™t do something, Iā€™ll go crazy.
Iā€™ve gotten used to the routine around here. First [Absorb], then [Disassemble], end with [Store], and then repeat.
And thatā€™s where I found a point to investigate.
Lacking an appetite brings forth another question: what about excretion? Clearly food is unnecessary for this body, but what about excretion?
The answer wasā€¦ itā€™s unnecessary!
I have yet to excrete anything after all this time.
Being a slime and all it is not unexpected for this things to be unnecessary, but, in that case, what is this [Store] thing all about?
From what Iā€™ve noticed, I havenā€™t been changing in any way.
But in that case, what happens with what I eat?
ļ¼œļ¼œSolution. It is stored in the stomach associated with unique skill [Predator]. At this moment, less than 1% is occupiedļ¼žļ¼ž
What? A responsećƒ¼ćƒ¼ćƒ¼!
But, since when have I been using that skill? Iā€™ve selected [NO], after allā€¦
ļ¼œļ¼œSolution. Unique skill [Predator] has not been activated. Substances entering into the body are automatically stored. This function is modifiableļ¼žļ¼ž
Huhā€¦ The responses are much more smoother now. Not that itā€™s important.
About the skill, what will happen if I use it?
ļ¼œļ¼œSolution. The effects of unique skill [Predator] areā€¦
Predation: To absorb the target into the body. However, if the target is conscious, the success rate greatly decreases.
The affected targets include organic matter, inorganic matter, skills, and magic.
Analysis: The absorbed target is studied and analyzed. Craftable items can then be produced. Should many items gather, a duplicate can be produced. In the case of successful skill or magic analysis, the same technique can be acquired.
Stomach: The target can be stored. Items produced can also be stored. There is no storage time limit.
Mimicry: Replicate the targetā€™s appearance. The skills and abilities used by the target can also be used. However, this depends on the successful analysis and acquisition of relative information regarding the target.
Isolation: Materials harmful or unnecessary for analysis can also be stored. They will be used to replace magic energy.
These five points are your powerļ¼žļ¼ž
Ehā€¦? EH?
Itā€™s been a while since I last trembled with excitement. Somehow, I just heard of some incredible powerā€¦Such an amazing ability has never been held by a slime before.
Wait, before that.
The voice that hears my questions, what is this? Is there someone there.
ļ¼œļ¼œSolution. This is an effect of the unique skill [Great Sage]. For the sake of quickly utilizing your skills, a response function has been addedļ¼žļ¼ž
Great sage, huhā€¦ A title I thought was given out to spite me. To think it would be so reliable now. From now on, Iā€™ll depend on it more.
That being said, this is a pretty good situation.
This could be the end to this isolation I thought eternal.
Perhaps this ā€œVoiceā€ is only an auditory hallucination I made myself. Well, that would be fine in its own way.
And thus, since a long time ago, my heart has felt at ease.
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Status
Name: Mikami Satoru
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Species: Slime
Title: None
Magic: None
Abilities: Unique Skill [Great Sage], Uniques Skill [Predator], Slime skills [Dissolve, Absorbe, Regenerate]
Resistances: Thermal Fluctuation Resistance EX, Physical Attack Resistance, Pain Perception Resistance, Electricity Resistance, Paralysis Resistance