âHoo dear, nearly bit it for good back thereâŚâ
Laplace was muttering to himself as he appeared before his master. He clearly had the injuries to back that assessment up.
âTough, huh?â casually replied his lord, a boy with black hair and a powerful presence.
âWell, hang on there, lad,â Laplace whined. âTough hardly even begins to describe what I had to wade through back there, yeah? Getting inside was painful enough, but getting outâoh, dear, who can say how many times I toed the line?â
âOh, I think someone like you would work it out. Even if someone killed you, Iâm not sure youâd even know how to die.â
âOof. Youâre a mean one, you know that?â
âSo,â the boy aloofly continued as Laplace cried the best fake tears he could, âdid you find out what lies behind the Western Holy Church?â
ââŚUm. I know this ainât the kind of report I should be giving, but⌠Well, no. Nobody can. Itâs bloody impossible, is what it is.â
This stone-faced admission didnât faze the boy at all. He gave a soft smile, as if he expected that reply the whole time.
âHmm. Ever the liar, arenât you? You had to have uncovered a hint or two, at least?â
Laplace shrugged and sighed. âSheesh. After all I went through for my info, I figured I could name my price with ya. But you just see right through me, donâtcha? Thereâs no beating ya.â
âHee-hee-hee. Thanks for the compliment, but my prices remain firm, all right?â
âThereâs no beating ya,â Laplace repeated.
âOh, no need for complaints. Iâll pay your full asking price. And in fact, our demon lord friendâs consciousness has taken root for a while now. Heâs done a wonderful job transferring over to his homunculus.â
The boy gave Laplace an amused smile as he rang a small bell to call for the woman stationed outside the door.
âYes, sir?â
Into the room strode a beautiful womanâgraceful, polite, the epitome of the classic executive secretary. Her skin was smooth, light in color, and her well-defined facial features suited the bun her blond hair was tied back in. She had blue eyes that shined like a pair of mystical lapis lazuliâbut no matter how mesmerizing the light from them was, they still couldnât hide a vague sense of evil lurking inside.
âHuh? Ah, you donât meanâŚ?â
The sight of the woman startled Laplace, but he could spot a familiar glint in her eyes. Then he erupted into laughter, realizing who she truly was.
âWell, whatâs with that getup, huh? Didja make a gender swap while I didnât notice? It looks good on you, I ainât gonna lie, but it couldnât be much more different from before, eh?â
âEnough from you,â countered the woman, ignoring Laplaceâs bait. âIt took me ten years to obtain a body I could freely move around in. I am not going to complain about minor grievances.â
âPoliteâ was no longer the way to describe her. She stood boldly, sporting an undefeatable grin. She gave Laplace a friendly pat on the shoulder before sitting down.
âSo if youâre introducing me to this man, I suppose thereâs not much need to keep the act going?â
âNo,â replied the boy, âbut Iâd like you to maintain the facade in public, please. If itâs just between us, I suppose thereâs no great need, no.â
âOh? Well, if thatâs what you want, boss, Iâll do it. Is it all right if I ask why?â
âBecause youâre weak, Kazalim. Your powers still arenât complete yet, are they? Just watch over Clayman until your full Curse Lord force is back with you.â
Kazalim, the woman posing as his secretary, gave this reply a sullen nod. She had the name of a very old demon lordâthe one who attempted to punish a human named Leon for declaring himself a demon lord of some faraway backwater area and paid for it with his life. Once, he was head of the Moderate Jesters; now, she was a lord both Clayman and Laplace were attempting to resurrect.
Her overpowering strength was long gone. All that remained was a prim, graceful young woman. Just before she could be obliterated from existence, Kazalim experienced a rather unlikely series of coincidences that caused her to possess the body of this boyâand just the other day, they had finally managed to transfer her astral body into a replacement homunculus. The boy was her âbossâ for now, the power from her glory days long gone. That was the way their pact worked, and Kazalim had no quarrel with it. Over the past ten years of dealing with this acquaintance, she had fully accepted her place in the power hierarchy.
âFair enough. My power is incomplete. I let that demon lord Leon defeat me, and I lost my body in the most unsightly of fashions. I know my soulâs settled in this homunculus, but itâs so fragile, Iâd tear it apart if I unleashed my full force. I canât really call this a complete resurrectionâŚâ
âAh, is that the issue with ya? Well, if our president is callinâ this guy boss, then I guess youâre my boss, too. Sure ainât just another client by this point, no! So hopefully you donât mind if I clear the air with you guys a bit.â
âYou never change,â the boy said. âAfter all this time, and after you helped us revive our fallen president, you still donât trust me?â
âHa-ha-ha! Nah, nah, thatâs a different story. But I gotta laugh at how you look now, sir. Youâre this crazy beautiful woman now!â
ââŚAm I? What do my looks matter?â
âNah, I mean, the dichotomy between your speech and your looks⌠Itâs funny, thatâs all.â
âI know that, you⌠Or âI am aware of that,â perhaps? If I am going to keep up the charade, I had best sound more like the lady I am.â
âUh, thatâs what youâre concerned about? Because, I mean⌠Ba-ha-ha-ha!â
âSilence,â Kazalim spat at the guffawing Laplace. âIâll have you know this body wasnât my choice. The boss here provided a homunculus modified with special technology from the Sorcerous Dynasty of Thalion.â
âYeah, I sure did. And that didnât come cheap, either. We needed a vessel without any soul at all, or else theyâd get all mixed up, and the transplant probably wouldnât have worked.â The boy sneered. âFor that matter, if you had fled into anyone besides me, Kazalim, youâd probably be too tangled up to split off at all, I donât think. All right? So I really donât want to hear any complaints about how you look.â
âI appreciate it, boss,â said Kazalim.
The boy still didnât seem pleased, not until Laplace offered his own thanks.
âSure. So can we move this along? I know itâs great weâre all back together again, but I want to get down to business. Tell me what youâve found, Laplace.â
The smile disappeared from Kazalimâs face as she turned her eyes toward Laplace. He nodded, taking a more serious demeanor.
âYeah, you kept yer promise and made my dream come true. I better show you a little sincerity, too, eh? So I infiltrated the Western Holy Church to find out whatâs behind it, but I tell you, I just donât have any idea.â
He then began to describe his findings.
Laplaceâs mission was to find out what made the Holy Church tick. It remained an independent religion, headquartered in the Holy Empire of Lubelius, but much of its internal workings remained a mystery. It positioned itself as an advocate for justice and for the weak, enjoying tremendous influence on the Western Nationsâa very inconvenient truth for the boy. That was why he employed Laplace from the fixer team of the Moderate Jesters to find who they really wereâand exploit any potential weaknesses for later.
The boy was fairly convinced there was another side to them. If the Western Holy Church was really an advocate for truth, heâd have to undertake whatever scheme it took to rip them away from that pedestal, but that was strictly a last resort. Now simply wasnât the time for it. The Church, after all, enjoyed the services of Hinata Sakaguchi, head of the Western Nationâs crusaders and the most powerful paladin the world knew.
âSo,â Laplace continued, âthanks to Hinataâs absence, I managed to make it into the Church all right, but there was nothinâ suspicious about anything I saw inside. So I headed over to Lubeliusâs holy landsâto be exact, the Inner Cloister, at the peak of their holiest mountain.â
He began to gesture excitedly as he spoke. It was there, after all, where he saw the fearsome truth.
âAnd the most amazing thing, you know⌠The entire land was just filled with this kind of sacred presence!â
âWhy wouldnât it be?â the boy asked. âItâs a holy land.â
âWhatâre you, stupid?â Kazalim added. âDid someone erase your brain since last we met?â
âNo, no, listen to me! And youâre falling back in to non-lady mode again, President.â
âI donât need yourâ I mean, donât worry about little old me! Just keep going.â
So Laplace kept going, a little resentful at this treatment.
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A little ways from Western Holy Church headquarters was the religionâs Holy Temple. This was where the Papacy was located, the political arm of the Church that worked at the behest of the Holy Emperor, spokesperson for the heavens.
It wasnât until he entered this Temple that Laplace began to feel something was off. Within its chambers, he could detect a faint amount of magic that applied itself to his nervous system. It was a very ingenious spell, one he noticed only because it was automatically blocked by Falsifier, his unique skill.
Thereâs a surprise, ainât it? Must mean somebody here can wield spiritual magic as strong as mineâŚ
Laplace braced himself as he walked toward the cathedral.
He already had some knowledge of the enemyâs organizational structureâand from what he could see, the relationship between the Church and Lubelius was very tangled indeed.
The Church was built to worship Luminus, the one and only god in the world (as they defined it). Lubelius was the same way, which meant one could say they were allies when it came to religious issues. In terms of the balance of power, however, the Church held nearly all the cards.
The reason? Simple: Hinata. The Church had its knights deployed at points across the Western Nations, providing an effective bulwark to protect the weakâand it was Hinata Sakaguchi who built them, and by extension the Church, into the powerful group it was today. Technically speaking, the Church worked under the patronage of Lubelius, charged exclusively with spreading the good word about Luminism. Now that their mission had extended out into âdoing goodâ for the weak at large, the relationship was no longer as simple as that.
More than anything, though, the real problem lay with the knights Hinata herself had trained. Even Laplace couldnât help but fear them a little, for their allegiance was not at all with Lubelius but solely with the one god, Luminusâand with Hinata, who devoted herself fully to Luminism. That was what enabled the Western Holy Church to exist independently from Lubelius.
And this brought up another problemâLubeliusâs war power resided in more than just its crusaders. Even the Holy Emperor kept an official Lubelian force, the Imperial Guard that answered to nothing but the Papacy below it, and this was another group to be reckoned with. Founded on the ideal that everyone is equal under the name of Luminus, it was a motley collection of soldiers in assorted clothing and equipment. The qualifications for joining were straightforwardâbe a devoted follower of Luminism and be at least an A-ranked fighter. Thanks to these clear but fiendishly difficult requirements, the Imperial Guard was small and exclusive, packed with the best of the best in warriors and magicians, along with their servants. This force was underestimated at oneâs own peril.
Hinata was listed as head knight in this Guard as well, and the Papacy listed Cardinal Nicolaus Speltus, a dedicated admirer of Hinata, as its chief counsel. Hinata could almost claim the whole of the Church for herself, and this was the main reason why. She had control over both wings of the Holy Emperorâs main force and yet was exempt from having to swear her allegiance to that leader. It was thanks to this inscrutable woman, Hinata, that relations between the Holy Church and Holy Empire were as twisted as they had become.
And simply recalling all this advance knowledge he had procured made Laplace sigh in frustration.
What a crazy ladyâŚ
The cathedral was full of spiritual force, more than enough to call forth the greatest of holy spirits. To a magic-born like Laplace, this spiritual presence was supremely difficult to deal with. It dulled his senses, making him want to flee the site as quickly as possible.
He took a moment to gather himself before deciding which way to go. Heading toward the peak of this holy mount would reportedly lead him to the Inner Cloister, where one could communicate with Luminus. His senses were telling him there was something to be found here in the cathedral as well.
âSo, ah, now whatâŚ?â
He wavered, but for only a moment. Then he strode out of the cathedral and straight for the Cloister. Spend too much time in this building, and Hinata could come back at any moment. Now, while she was gone, was his best chance to find a hint as to what Luminus, the central doctrine of the Western Holy Church, really was.
Iâll just hop on up, he thought as he traversed the mountain path, and take a quick liâl peek around.
It was his choiceâand it was a mistake. No, it wasnât fruitless; he certainly learned much from the experience. But to Laplace, the danger that resulted proved far beyond his comfort level.
Proceeding up the stone steps, Laplace finally reached the shrine at the peak of the mountain. This was notably smaller than the cathedral down below, but in terms of grandeur, the two were incomparable. This small structure was, in the true meaning of the term, the godâs domain.
Now, it was divine in its silence, putting pressure upon Laplaceâs mind. But even amid that solemnity, he could detect the familiar feel of magic.
âŚThe heck? Magic, in this supposedly holiest of places? Thatâs weird. Donât like that too much, noâŚ
He could tell that Hinata, the most formidable obstacle in his way, was not here. If the magic belonged to someone else, that someone couldnât be ignored, butâin Laplaceâs mindâit was no threat to him, either.
But was that the right appraisal to make? Now Laplace, deep down in his heart, wasnât so sure. Come on, man. You know youâre completely hiding your presence here. Everythingâs perfect. If some ruffian shows up, just run.
Bracing himself, Laplace reactivated his Stealth Mode and attempted to slip into the shrine. Then he rolled right back out, barely maintaining his balance, stymied by the vision of a beam of light piercing straight through his body.
âYou insect, you mere cockroach, dirtying the throne of your god!!â
All of a sudden, the shrine was filled with an overwhelming presence, dressed in luxuriant garb that covered a chiseled, muscular figure. His short, curly blond hair shined brightly, exhibiting the full force of his will. This was a rulerâan absolute rulerâand what Laplace couldnât help but notice first about him were the two large fangs jutting out from his lips.
âA-a vampireâŚ?!â
âSilence, insect. I will judge you myself. Consider it an honor to die here!â
The next moment, beams of crimson light danced across the peak. His path of escape cut off, Laplace stood there helplessly as his body was torn to shreds.
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Laplace took a moment to quiver as he retold the story.
âI tell you, it was downright scary. I thought that was it for me!â
âUm, yeah,â the boy replied, âbut why wasnât it?â
Kazalim merely smiled. âLike I told you. He doesnât know how to die.â
âOh, stop phrasing it that way. Anyone should have an escape plan and a decent amount of security backup during an op like that, yâknow? But Iâm telling you, Iâve just been dragged across the coals lately. Wish I could have something to brag about for a change!â
âYeah, yeah. You know youâre a covert operative. If youâre fixinâ to be the hero in shining armor, maybe look for another line of work?â
âHeâs right,â the boy agreed. âLaplace, the key to your job is completing your missions. HowâŚgallant you look doing it hardly matters, does it?â
âNo, true enough. Itâs just, if I keep this up, Iâm gonna start getting used to being a loserâŚâ
âWhatâs the problem with that?â
âHe said it. As long as you survive and win in the end, we have nothing to complain about.â Kazalim hardened her expression. âSo what happened?â
Laplace nodded at her. âRight. Thereâs the rub. If this guy can overwhelm me that much, thereâs no mistakinâ that heâs one strong dude. The question is, who is he? Whatâs a magic-born of that caliber doinâ in this supposedly high holy place? Thatâs the key to all this, and it could be enough to shake the very foundation of the Western Holy Church, huh?â
âA magic-born, huhâŚ? And a high-level one, a vampire, conspiring with the ChurchâŚâ
The boy nodded his agreement, unable to hide his surprise at this unexpected development.
âWhoever he is,â commented Kazalim, âhe is dangerous. A man capable of defeating Laplace, to the best of my knowledge, would have to be far more than merely magic-born.â
âYeah. Iâm with ya there.â
âWhat do you mean?â the boy asked.
âWell, not to brag, but Iâm not exactly a wimp, yâknow? Even with the dryad I faced down before, if I seriously duked it out, I woulda won, yâknow? I just fled âcause I was on their home turf in the forest, and I didnât want âem callinâ for reinforcements on me. No real point going all out to try to kill âer, either. But this foe was on another level, I tell you. It didnât feel like some sub-demon lord to meâit felt like a full one, through ânâ through. Someone like me, all I could do was run.â
Dryads were extremely powerful foes in forest lands, intrinsically capable of instant teleportation through the trees. The Plant Whisper skill let them âshareâ any and all information with others of their species, sending friends over to help their brethren anytime it was needed. This made them enough of a threat that Laplace opted to run away the last time he saw one, even though he could likely conquer one in a duel.
This guy, however, was different. âThat was a monster,â Laplace declared. âStronger than me, no doubt about it.â
The atmosphere in the room grew heavy.
âA demon lord, huhâŚ? What do you think, Kazalim?â
Kazalim snorted. âI told you. He is dangerous. As far as I am aware, only one man could match that description.â
âOh? Whoâs that?â
ââŚThe demon lord Valentine. One of the old guard, a man on par with myself during my glory years.â
âFor real? âCause if heâs a match for you, I see I was totally right to flee. Lucky thing I trusted my instincts.â
Laplace shrugged. He had taken pains to break in when Hinata was away, only to stumble right up to a demon lord. The irony of it made him wince.
ââŚHmm. A demon lord within the Church, huh? Dâyou think this Valentineâs actually the Holy Emperor, then?â
âOoh, I dunno about that! You think a demon lord would raise a finger to protect humanity? President, what kind of guy was Valentine when you knew âim?â
Kazalim closed her eyes and searched through her memories, tapping a graceful finger against her forehead as she recalled the vivid images of the past.
âThis body may not show it,â she said, âbut Iâve lived through three of the Great Wars that occur every five hundred years. Three of them. You can call me one of the old guard as well, but by the time I joined that club, there were already six demon lords ahead of meâŚâ
As she put it, the demon lord Valentine had attained the title before Kazalim herself. His force was massive, more than worthy of the term vampire and the connotations of immortality weaved into it. To Kazalim, who had evolved from an elf (similarly known for longevity) to a walking dead, the thought of a vampire, the symbol of eternal life, also serving as a demon lord gave her pause.
ââŚTo tell you the truth, Valentine and I have dueled to the death a few different times. It never reached a definitive conclusion, though. Once you reach our level, you can lay waste to an entire landscape without hurting yourselves at all. So instead, we adopted the tradition of talking over things and deciding by majority voteâŚand that led to the Walpurgis system. The fact that it takes three votes to convene one is a throwback to when there were still only seven demon lords in existence. Guess nobody cared enough to change it.â
She let out an elegant, ladylike chuckle. The juxtaposition between this and her other, masculine mannerisms was starting to unnerve the other two people in the room, not that she noticed. Then her face turned stony once more.
âAnd thatâs why I feel safe in telling you this. That man, Valentine; he sees humans and demi-humans as nothing more than chattel. Even if the entire world was turned on its end, the idea of him serving as guardian is simply impossible.â
Laplace nodded his agreement as the boy thought over Kazalimâs assessment.
âAll right. So maybe they forced some kind of agreement?â
âAre you listening to me, Laplace? Promises and agreements only work between two parties with equal force behind them.â
âYeahâŚâ
He didnât seem too married to the idea himself.
âPlus,â the boy said, âI find it hard to believe that someone as closed-minded as Hinata would team up with a demon lord. I wonder if what Laplace ran into wasnât a demon lord at all, but some magic-born whose name we are not aware of yet?â
âNo,â Kazalim replied, âI do think that was Valentine. Those dancing beams of crimson light? Thatâs the giveaway. Valentine also goes by the name of Bloody Lord, and he can take blood and vaporize it into beams of magicules known as Bloodrays.â
As she put it, a Bloodray was a type of spread-fire particle cannon. By converting his own blood into magical particles, he was capable of firing it off in concentrated rays of force. The amount of magical power that process required meant it had to be a demon lord working it.
âSo youâre saying that Laplace ran into the demon lord Valentine, and that Valentine would never willingly cooperate with human kingdoms. Wouldnât that lend more credence to the theory that the Holy Emperor is Valentine?â
âYeah,â muttered Laplace, âthat would explain matters. Iâd sincerely wonder how he managed to pull the wool over Hinataâs eyes, though.â
âWell,â Kazalim stated, âI suppose it remains the most convincing explanation we have. I do have my doubts and concerns about that⌠But the important thing is, we now know for a fact that Valentine, a demon lord, was lurking inside a domain that only the Holy Emperor has access to.â
âAnd youâre sure itâs him?â the boy pressed.
âIâm fully convinced. Laplaceâs description matches my own memory, and from what I know about him, Valentine would never willfully serve under someone elseâŚâ
âYeah, there ainât that many magic-born who could whip me, I donât think. But if Iâm dealinâ with the likes of this, well, I dunno how much more reconnaissance Iâm capable of here.â
âWell,â the boy said, apparently convinced, âthis is still pretty useful intelligence. Expertly done, Laplace.â
His face shined now, revealing traces of the joy he felt now that he had a tool powerful enough to potentially take down the Holy Church. There was a powerful demon lord among his enemyâs forces, but that didnât seem to concern him at all. He was too busy thinking about what to do next with this intel to care. For him, formulating his next plan of action came as easily as figuring out the next epic prank to pull off on the kids next door.
âSo thatâs all the info I have for ya. But speakinâ of demon lords, whatâs Clayman up to these days?â
The boy scowled at Laplaceâs apparently unwelcome question, pulling his dark, shiny hair back with one hand. âWell,â he complained, âthat wound up being a total failure.â
âFailure?â
âYeah. Everything went fine up until we had Rimuru, that slime you mentioned, fight against Hinata. Then it all fell apart, pretty muchâŚâ
The boy briefed the others on how things unfolded. First, Clayman won over the demon lord Milim, thanks to the Orb of Domination the boy provided him. Once he did, they needed to test her out, to see just how deep the orb had put Milim in their thrall.
âSo we tried to find a decent opponent to test her strength on. But instead of demon lords that we didnât have much intel or even a location on, we picked Carillon, since he seemed to be the least intelligent out of them all.â
âAlong the way,â Kazalim continued, âwe thought we could have her destroy the capital of the Beast Kingdom of Eurazania. The city wouldâve been packed with former enslaved humans, souls to harvest so I can become a true demon lord once moreâŚâ
He and the boy exchanged glances and sighed.
âWe figured those souls would energize Clayman, too. Two birds with one stone.â
âBut then Milim went out of control and declared war on the guyâŚâ
And thanks to that, Carillon and the other targets had a weeklong head start to prepare for the battleâmore than enough time to evacuate the capital.
âYou know,â the boy reflected, âlooking back at it, I guess itâs pretty hard to enthrall a demon lord with a magical item like that. You have to apply all these conditions to it, or else itâll get all messed up.â
âI hope you would trust me more than that. They donât call me the Curse Lord for show, Iâll have you know. That Orb of Domination was a perfectly crafted Artifact, one of my best pieces of work. It was Clayman who ruined everything.â
âAh, no point dredging that up any longer. Anyway, we couldnât collect any souls in the Beast Kingdom, so we decided to check things out in Farmus next.â
âFarmus? That kingdom?â
âRight. Thanks to that summoning ritual they invented, Farmus had a ton of otherworlders living there. I figured now was as good a time as any to pare down their forces a little. So I used a few back channels to give them intelligence on Tempest and whet the appetites of their greedy king and his advisers.â
âYou wouldnât believe how quickly they bit, either.â
That idea grew from Laplaceâs previous report, back when their operation to make an orc lord into a malleable demon lord ran into setbacks. The idea was to whip Farmus up into enough of a frenzy to make them declare war on the Jura-Tempest Federation. With all the high-level magic-born in their ranks, Tempest surely had what it took to take out at least a few of Farmusâs otherworlders before going down for the count.
Whatâs more, Rimuru, lord of the monsters, was traveling abroad on his own business, and Claymanâs own minions had infiltrated Tempest lands. The boy had planned to use Rimuru as bait for Hinata; as far as he was concerned, this plan offered the best of both worlds.
âBut then, well, nothing went according to plan. I mean, that slime Rimuru actually fled Hinata with his life intact. You canât let your guard down around him for a moment. Kind of like you, Laplace.â
âThanks for the compliment.â
âAnd as if that wasnât bad enoughâŚâ
âBy my prediction,â Kazalim continued, âthat still wouldnât be have been enough to keep Farmus from winning the war. If the monstersâ lord joined the battle, that would be another matter, but honestly speaking, it didnât matter who won. Weâd just work with the victors. The purpose of the war was to generate dead peopleâmore souls to harvest. Then we could finally awaken our beloved Clayman to his true self. And thenâŚâ
And then it all fell apart. The entire Farmus force was wiped off the face of the earth by a single slime.
âItâs hard to believe, but itâs the truth,â the boy grumbled.
âIn all the many times Iâve used my unique skill Schemer to formulate a plan,â the clearly angry Kazalim added, âIâve never seen it go quite this far awry.â
âH-hang on a second! Just one slime? You pullinâ my leg? Did Farmus get caught that off guard, man?â
âI told you, you wouldnât believe how quickly they bit. With a snap of the fingers, they had a force of twenty thousand knights and magicians on the ground. And just like that, they were all gone. We couldnât confirm any survivors at all.â
âWhaa?! Thatâs ridiculousâŚâ
The unlikeliness of it all had even Laplace at a loss for words.
âOh, it hasnât even begun to be ridiculous. Clayman surveyed the battlefield after it was over, and according to his report, there were absolutely no corpses left to be found. That could only mean a monster was summoned, or created, using the bodies as an offering.â
âIf I cast Creation: Golem with that number of corpses,â Kazalim said, âI couldnât even begin to guess what kind of monster would result. And not just corpsesâthe corpses of strong, well-trained fighters, in a battlefield laden with anguish and despair. The perfect casting environment! I would expect a sub-demon lord to result from it, at the very least.â
âSounds like it. Although itâs the fact we couldnât retrieve those souls thatâs the worst of all. Clayman said there wasnât a single one left floating around. So once again, weâve failed to awaken him to the next level.â
The boy sighed in regret. He began to wonder whether conducting all these plans in parallel was coming back to bite him. He had focused on efficiency, only to put too many things into action at onceâand once one tactic came undone, it affected everything else. Maybe, he thought, I was too greedy myself.
âSo youâre sayinâ that this slime Rimuru sucked up all those souls for âimself?â
âIs that some kind of joke, Laplace? No magic-born could do that! Not unless he is the seed of a demon lord.â
Kazalim was right. Even the most seasoned of wizards would have a hard time gathering twenty thousand souls and keeping them all under their control. Recklessly attempting that would cause the soulsâ latent energies to unravel, quickly falling out of control. And even if it workedâ
âHa-ha-ha! No, I know what you mean, Laplace,â the boy said. âIf he did snatch up twenty thousand souls, then heâll have turned into one hell of a monster by now, eh? Was that what you were thinking?â
âPretty much, yeah. Just a passing thought, really. Better not overthink it.â
Laplaceâs mere suggestion caused them both to laugh at him. The concept was simply beyond comprehension.
Not even Kazalim knew the exact conditions required for making a potential demon lord into a âtrueâ demon lord, although she could at least guess that it required a tremendous number of souls. They were currently limited to having Clayman experiment to see what results they got. Clayman had tried to experiment on the orc lord, of course, and everybody in the room knew how that turned out. And given that knowledge, the idea of something like a slime appearing out of nowhere and becoming a âtrueâ demon lord was beyond even Kazalimâs imagination.
Laplace, of course, was absolutely correct, even if none of them knew it at the time. He began to wonder what kind of odyssey Clayman had been on while he was running for dear life from Valentine.
âSo, ah, whatâs Clayman up to right now?â
âAwaiting further orders,â said the boy. âAt this point, we canât do anything bolder than what weâre doing now. Luckily, Milim kept her end of the promiseâshe waited a week, and then she turned the Beast Kingdom into a field of ash. So weâre pulling back for now, to reconsider our strategy.â
âOh? So things havenât been a total failure, then?â
âUnderestimate me at your peril, Laplace. I may have lost most of my force, but trickery remains my core asset.â
âIt sure is. If everything went awry, even I would blow my top a little about that! So maybe things have been delayed a bit, but we did weaken the kingdom of Farmus tremendously. That pretty much puts the Western Nations in order, so itâll be simple to seize them all.â
âAnd once that happens,â reflected Kazalim, âthe Forest of Jura should provide a fine breakwater against the Eastern Empire.â
âAh, I see, President. Negotiate with whichever side wins. Ainât no need to destroy the monster nation at all, huh?â
That, in a way, was the true worth of the demon lord Kazalimâs Schemer ability. No matter how things turned out, she had a knack for concocting plans where her side wound up on top. Recalling that, Laplace was relieved to see Kazalim was still herself after all.
âPlus,â the boy continued, âwith Milim defeating Carillon, weâve proven that the Orb of Domination is an effective tool against this caliber of enemy. Thatâs all the force weâll need to show. Beyond that, all we need to do is see how the other demon lords fall into place.â
âPrecisely. Thatâs why I ordered Clayman to refrain from taking further action. The Eastern Empireâs going to do something either wayâand with that comes our opportunity to recover some souls for ourselves.â
âUh-huh. And as long as the eyes of the Western Holy Church are on the monster nation, itâs more convenient for us to keep that federation around anyway.â
Laplace could see the logic in this. No need for panic. Just keep your eyes on the Church and avoid conflict with any of the other forces.
âSo for now, at least, weâre targetinâ the Church?â
âThatâs the plan.â
âNot that itâll be easy,â cautioned Kazalim. âWe have to consider the possibility of Hinata and Valentine working as a team. Needlessly prodding them would be dangerous.â
As she and the boy saw it, as long as the Western Nations were in their hands, the monster nation didnât have to be considered an obstacle. Plus, considering the mistakes they made, they now thought it wiser to fully gauge the enemy forces, avoiding a dual-pronged operation for the time being. For now, they were gunning for the Western Holy Churchâand the Holy Empire of Lubelius behind it. Those two would be struck firstâcarefully this time, making sure none of their activities were noticed on the surface. In that scenario, the monster nation was actually helpful to them. As long as they kept fanning the flames of Church doctrine, itâd be childâs play to keep the eyes of Hinata and her force squarely upon Tempest.
âThe Church can hardly afford to ignore the presence of the magic-born Rimuru, either. With Farmus thoroughly defeated, I doubt the other nations will be so willing to take on the mantle of waging holy war. Theyâll need to perform some kind of action to reaffirm their authority.â
âYeah.â The boy grinned. âIf we can parry them and keep both sides engaged, they might even destroy each other. All we have to do is wait for an opportunity to weaken the both of them.â
They were talking about a magic-born capable of single-handedly sweeping a force of twenty thousand into the afterlife. Without Hinata on the scene, taking him on was patently impossible. So they would wait for the right moment and come up with the perfect scheme for itâand the way it sounded to Laplace, they already had a pretty solid idea what theyâd do. Neither sounded irresolute at all about it.
âBut the problem, Laplace, is that your report was a littleâŚunexpected,â said the boy.
âVery much so,â agreed Kazalim, also a tad indignant. âValentine being involved in this⌠Assuming he truly is involved with anything at all. I find it hard to believe Hinata would ever cooperate with him, judging by her personality.â
It was clear from the way they phrased it that conquering the Western Holy Church would be far easier without Valentine around. It made Laplace feel awkward, despite it being no fault of his.
âWell,â he attempted, âwe donât know about that yet. But if youâd just want to lure the demon lord out into public so he wouldnât get in the way of our investigations, we could pull that off, couldnât we?â
âMm? What do you mean, Laplace?â
âI mean, why not just ask Clayman to convene Walpurgis? Freyâs bound to join us on that, and her along with Milim gives us the three signatories we need, yeah?â
Convening the Walpurgis Council would bring all the demon lords together.
The boy smiled a bit. ââŚI see. That would drag Valentine out of his holy domain, I think.â
âWell, well! Your eyes are sharper than I thought, Laplace. If we can just find the right timing to keep Hinata away from the mountain as well, your inquiry should advance by leaps and bounds.â
âHuh? You want me going back there?!â
âWhy wouldnât we?â
âYes, why wouldnât we?â
Oh, brother, Laplace thought. But the boy and Kazalim werenât interested in his feedback. They had the outline of a plan, and now it was time to work out the details.