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Wen Meiyun never expected that her first appearance on the stage after returning would cause all the one-way glass panels of the glass runway to descend. The maid service center has a specific term to describe such a scene: "Crystal Bloom!"
This means that at least one swordsman outside has already chosen her to be his exclusive maid. Wen Meiyun didn't understand why this was happening. She thought she was already thirty-five years old, well past her prime. The younger, vibrant maids hadn't been chosen, so it was even less likely that she, an older woman, would be selected. It was precisely because of this thought that Wen Meiyun had mustered the courage to walk onto the runway; otherwise, she wouldn't have had the nerve to do so.
But she never imagined that she would be chosen like this, with the "Crystal Bloom" phenomenon! Wen Meiyun was completely unprepared. She immediately crouched down, curling herself up, too afraid to look outside, especially at the swordsman who had chosen her.
"Top-notch! Truly top-notch!" The lecherous swordsman, seeing Wen Meiyun crouched, became excited and clapped his hands. "Her figure and appearance are so mature and perfect, they could be squeezed to extract juice. Yet, her demeanor is as shy as a young girl, and her sensitivity to excitement must be very high. Tsk tsk, if she had a daughter, she would be the perfect, flawless mature woman!"
Hearing the lecherous swordsman's words, Gu Han instinctively took a few steps back. How could such a scoundrel be chosen and synchronized as a swordsman by a sword maiden? Being with such a person would ruin his reputation.
Of course, these words also reached Wen Meiyun's ears, making her instantly lose the strength to support her body. In Wen Meiyun's view, the best choice would be a female swordsman. If not a female, a kind and friendly male swordsman would be勉强可以接受。
然而,听到那个剑士刚刚说出的粗鄙不堪的话语,不仅是个男性剑士,还是个下流无耻的剑士,更可怕的是,他居然还觊觎自己的女儿!温媚韵的腿一软,直接就坐在了T台上。
“女仆温媚韵,你在干什么?忘了女仆的八规八侍奉了吗?你给我站起来,正面面对你的主人!”女仆长素锦也出现在T台上,她得知温媚韵被选中的消息后,第一时间赶到了T台上,正好看到温媚韵瘫倒在地上的样子。
无论是作为女仆长的职责,还是在场众多工作人员的围观,素锦不得不收起对好友的怜悯,转而用冰冷的语气,提醒温媚韵要遵守女仆的规矩。
“是!”温媚韵不想让好友为难,她勉强站了起来,但依然不愿意抬头,去看那个选中自己的下流的剑士。
“哦,素锦小姐!我们又见面了!”猥琐剑士对素锦示意了一下,素锦则鞠了一个90度的躬。“尊敬的狸轩大人,恭喜您成为宝剑级剑士,欢迎您再次来到我们女仆服务中心。不知女仆诗子侍奉的您可满意!”
“满意!满意!”狸轩笑得更猥琐了。“其实我还是更中意素锦小姐您的,可惜,您已经成为了女仆长,不然我一定把您给挑走!”作为管理女仆服务中心的女仆长,属于一般剑士不可选择的女仆。
“尊敬的狸轩大人,如果您能够成为灵剑级剑士的话,那随时可以带走素锦哦!”素锦说话时的笑容无可挑剔,回答也似乎非常希望被狸轩给挑走,但实际上那股拒绝的意味却非常明显……这个狸轩看上去已经快四十了,四十岁才成为宝剑级剑士,这一辈子能不能升级为名剑都是个概率小于2%的问题,更别说是灵剑了。
“好了,借你素锦小姐的吉言,这个是叫温媚韵吧!这位温媚韵女仆,我狸轩就带走了!”说完,狸轩就两三步跨上了T台,想要牵起温媚韵的手。
台上的温媚韵感觉到一股类似于咸鱼的气味朝自己扑来,这才不得不抬起来,就看见了狸轩那张猥琐的,好像是垃圾堆一样的丑脸,立刻哀嚎一声,往后退了几步,躲开了狸轩伸出来的那只手。
“怎么?女仆的八规八侍奉里面,有一条教导你们女仆不听从主人的命令吗?”看到温媚韵躲开自己,狸轩表情一冷,“念你初犯,这次我就不计较了,跟我回去之后如果再敢如此,看我怎么惩罚你!”
说完,狸轩伸手,就想再次去拉温媚韵的手。温媚韵似乎已经认命了,这次并没有闪躲,但有另外一只手,挡在了狸轩的前面。
“素锦小姐,你这是什么意思?”看着拦在自己前面的青葱如玉的小手,狸轩的表情已经非常难看了。
“您不能碰她,狸轩大人!”素锦冷冷地说道。
“开什么玩笑,我为什么不能碰她!”狸轩大声嚷嚷着,口水喷了素锦一脸。
“狸轩大人,根据我们女仆服务中心的规矩,不是女仆的主人,是绝对不准触碰到女仆身体任何部位的!”素锦完全不理会一脸的口水,淡定地回答道。
“你说什么?难道我不是这个女仆的主人吗?”狸轩的表情好像见了鬼一样,难以置信。
“是的,您并不是女仆温媚韵的主人!”素锦的脸上满满的都是甜蜜的笑容。
“这不可能!明明我已经第一时间说出了我要她,她就是我的!”狸轩顿了一下,想明白什么“难道说,你们的工作女仆听到我的话,没有给我立刻记录不成!”
按照T台选秀的流程,一旦有剑士大声报出了我要谁谁谁这样的话,工作女仆就必须立刻在控制中心给剑士登记上去,这个女仆就归这位剑士所有了,后面再有人看中,都不可能得到这个女仆。
“不,我们的女仆在第一时间准备为您登记,可是却发现,在此之前,已经有别的剑士,选中了女仆温媚韵!”素锦依然笑容满满,但话语里,却充满了嘲弄。
“你是说有人抢在我的前面!!!”狸轩瞪大了眼睛,非常暴躁地问道“是谁,是谁?是谁!!!”
“如果系统没有错的话,那个人应该就是我了!”在一旁的顾寒终于把这场戏给看足了,也到了自己登台表演的时候了。
顾寒走到狸轩的身边,拍拍他暴怒的身子“狸轩前辈,不好意思,是晚辈抢先一步了!”
“是你!”狸轩猛地回过头,还是不相信地问道:“你刚刚明明没有说一句话,怎么会抢在我的前面?”
“前辈,你需要多上点网!”顾寒在个人终端上一点,一个网页就浮现在空中,定眼一看,居然是女仆服务中心的官方网站。
顾寒举着手里的女仆资料,严肃认真地解释道“前辈您看,这个资料上有个二维码,只要扫描这个二维码,就能进入自动下单页面。不用叫工作女仆那么麻烦,我脑海里轻轻的一个念头,就登记成功了!”
听了顾寒的解释,狸轩瞬间整个人都不好了,原来在自己傻乎乎地喊话的时候,这个小子已经偷偷摸摸地主动进入网站,抢在自己前面登记了温媚韵。
“其实呀,我们都不要太懒,想着别人帮我们做什么事情。最好还是要自己动手,你看,又快又方便,多好呀!”顾寒解释完后,又给狸轩的心里插了一刀。
“噗!”狸轩差点没被顾寒气出一口老血出来,他的双眼冒着愤怒的火光,双手按住顾寒的肩膀,想要愤怒地说些什么,但强行把火气压制了下来,勉强露出一丝笑容“小辈你还小,不知道少女的好处。那些年纪轻轻的少女女仆更适合你,这个女人已经老了,还是二手的,里面空空洞洞的,不如让给前辈我如何?”
“前辈请把你的手收回去!”顾寒扫了两眼按在自己肩膀上的手“我并没有你说的那种性趣,我只不过听说这个女仆的厨艺不错,刚好我的家的剑娘是个吃货,所以这个女仆,我要定了!”
“呵呵,有趣!”狸轩也不再掩饰自己了,懒得再和这个小子废话,直接动用最后的手段。“小辈,你可敢与我一战否?”
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【ps: The first chapter of the side story of this book is already available in the book club: Qingpin Jian 419654644. Readers who have rewarded the author can join the group to receive the side story chapter. Friendly reminder: The side story chapter has surprises. The author hopes that every reader who spends money on the author's book can receive full surprises and gratitude from the author. You are the motivation for the author to continue writing, thank you.】
Wen Meiyun never expected that her first appearance on the stage after returning would cause all the one-way glass panels of the glass runway to descend. The maid service center has a specific term to describe such a scene: "Crystal Bloom!"
This means that at least one swordsman outside has already chosen her to be his exclusive maid. Wen Meiyun didn't understand why this was happening. She thought she was already thirty-five years old, well past her prime. The younger, vibrant maids hadn't been chosen, so it was even less likely that she, an older woman, would be selected. It was precisely because of this thought that Wen Meiyun had mustered the courage to walk onto the runway; otherwise, she wouldn't have had the nerve to do so.
But she never imagined that she would be chosen like this, with the "Crystal Bloom" phenomenon! Wen Meiyun was completely unprepared. She immediately crouched down, curling herself up, too afraid to look outside, especially at the swordsman who had chosen her.
"Top-notch! Truly top-notch!" The lecherous swordsman, seeing Wen Meiyun crouched, became excited and clapped his hands. "Her figure and appearance are so mature and perfect, they could be squeezed to extract juice. Yet, her demeanor is as shy as a young girl, and her sensitivity to excitement must be very high. Tsk tsk, if she had a daughter, she would be the perfect, flawless mature woman!"
Hearing the lecherous swordsman's words, Gu Han instinctively took a few steps back. How could such a scoundrel be chosen and synchronized as a swordsman by a sword maiden? Being with such a person would ruin his reputation.
Of course, these words also reached Wen Meiyun's ears, making her instantly lose the strength to support her body. In Wen Meiyun's view, the best choice would be a female swordsman. If not a female, a kind and friendly male swordsman would be勉强可以接受。
However, hearing the lecherous swordsman's crude and indecent words, she realized that not only was he a male swordsman, but he was also a lecherous and shameless one. Even worse, he was actually coveting her daughter! Wen Meiyun's legs gave out, and she sat down on the runway.
"Maidservant Wen Meiyun, what are you doing? Have you forgotten the Eight Rules and Eight Services of a maid? Stand up and face your master!" Maid Supervisor Sujin appeared on the runway. Upon learning that Wen Meiyun had been chosen, she rushed to the runway and saw Wen Meiyun collapsed on the ground.
As a maid supervisor, and with the many staff members watching, Sujin had to set aside her sympathy for her friend and use a cold tone to remind Wen Meiyun to follow the maid's rules.
"Yes!" Wen Meiyun didn't want to make things difficult for her friend, so she struggled to stand up, but she still refused to look up at the lecherous swordsman who had chosen her.
"Oh, Miss Sujin! We meet again!" The lecherous swordsman gestured to Sujin, who bowed 90 degrees. "Respected Lord Lixuan, congratulations on becoming a Treasure Sword-level swordsman. Welcome back to our maid service center. I hope Maid Shizi has served you well!"
"Satisfied! Satisfied!" Lixuan's smile became even more lecherous. "Actually, I prefer you, Miss Sujin. Unfortunately, you are already a maid supervisor, or I would have chosen you!"
As the maid supervisor managing the maid service center, Sujin was not a maid that ordinary swordsmen could choose.
"Respected Lord Lixuan, if you could become a Spirit Sword-level swordsman, you could take Sujin with you at any time!" Sujin's smile was impeccable, and her words seemed to express a genuine desire to be chosen by Lixuan, but the refusal in her tone was clear... Lixuan looked almost forty, and becoming a Treasure Sword-level swordsman at that age meant the probability of him ever becoming a Famous Sword was less than 2%, let alone a Spirit Sword.
"Alright, with your good words, Miss Sujin, this one is called Wen Meiyun, right? I, Lixuan, will take this maidservant Wen Meiyun!" Lixuan strode onto the runway and reached out to take Wen Meiyun's hand.
On the runway, Wen Meiyun felt a smell like salted fish wafting toward her. She had to lift her head and saw Lixuan's lecherous, ugly face, which looked like it belonged in a garbage heap. She let out a cry and took a few steps back, avoiding Lixuan's outstretched hand.
"What? One of the Eight Rules and Eight Services of a maid is to disobey the master's orders?" Seeing Wen Meiyun dodge him, Lixuan's expression turned cold. "Since this is your first offense, I will let it slide this time. If you dare to do this again after you return with me, I will punish you severely!"
With that, Lixuan reached out again to grab Wen Meiyun's hand. Wen Meiyun seemed to have resigned herself to her fate and did not dodge this time, but another hand blocked Lixuan's.
"What do you mean, Miss Sujin?" Lixuan's expression turned very ugly as he looked at the delicate hand in front of him.
"You cannot touch her, Lord Lixuan!" Sujin said coldly.
"What are you talking about? Why can't I touch her!" Lixuan shouted, spitting saliva on Sujin's face.
"Lord Lixuan, according to the rules of our maid service center, no one who is not the maid's master is allowed to touch any part of the maid's body!" Sujin ignored the saliva on her face and calmly replied.
"What do you mean? Am I not this maid's master?" Lixuan's expression was as if he had seen a ghost, completely disbelieving.
"Yes, you are not Maidservant Wen Meiyun's master!" Sujin's face was full of a sweet smile.
"This is impossible! I clearly said I wanted her first, so she is mine!" Lixuan paused, realizing something. "Could it be that your working maid didn't record my words immediately?"
According to the selection process on the runway, once a swordsman loudly declares that they want a particular maid, the working maid must immediately register the swordsman in the control center. The maid then belongs to that swordsman, and no one else can choose her afterward.
"No, our maid was ready to register you, but she found that another swordsman had already chosen Maidservant Wen Meiyun before you!" Sujin's smile was still sweet, but her words were filled with mockery.
"You mean someone beat me to it!!!" Lixuan's eyes widened, and he asked angrily, "Who, who, who!!!"
"If the system is correct, that person should be me!" Gu Han, who had been watching the scene, finally decided it was time to step in.
Gu Han walked up to Lixuan and patted his angry body. "Lord Lixuan, I'm sorry, but I got there first!"
"It's you!" Lixuan turned around sharply, still disbelieving. "You didn't say a word, so how could you have beaten me?"
"Lord, you need to use the internet more!" Gu Han tapped on his personal terminal, and a webpage appeared in the air. It was the official website of the maid service center.
Gu Han held up the maid's profile and explained seriously, "Look, there's a QR code on this profile. By scanning the QR code, you can enter the automatic order page. No need to bother the working maid; a single thought in my mind was enough to register successfully!"
Hearing Gu Han's explanation, Lixuan felt terrible. It turned out that while he was shouting, this young man had quietly entered the website and registered Wen Meiyun before him.
"Actually, we shouldn't be too lazy and rely on others to do things for us. It's better to do it ourselves. See, it's quick and convenient, isn't it?" Gu Han added, driving the final nail into Lixuan's heart.
"Phew!" Lixuan almost spat out a mouthful of blood. His eyes blazed with anger, and he grabbed Gu Han's shoulders, trying to say something angrily but suppressing his rage and forcing a smile. "You're still young and don't know