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Chapter 21: Frightening Fart
Hearing Su Xiaoqinâs weak and shy voice, Ye Feng was slightly puzzled.
Although he probably guessed Su Xiaoqinâs meaning in his heart, he was still not sure, so he asked: âXiaoqin, what are you talking about? I donât quite understand. Have you finished speaking?â
âIâŚâŚâ
Su Xiaoqin opened his mouth, but she couldnât tell.
She said in heart that Brother Ye Feng was stupid, I have already said this obviously. He hadnât fully understood it yet. He was really an elm head.
After supporting us for a while, Su Xiaoqin took a deep breath after all, and encouraged his courageâ
âI mean, do you want to Pursue meâŚâ
âThat one?â
âJust⌠the one that canât be said!â
Su Xiaoqinâs tone was slightly irritable, and she was very shy to hear it.
If Ye Feng hasnât understood her meaning at this time, it is really a pig, he said with a smile: âOf course I think, otherwise how would I do that to you.â
After Ye Feng said this, he felt Su Xiaoqin obviously became nervous.
It is not even an exaggeration to say that he can hear Su Xiaoqinâs tight breathing through his mobile phone.
She talked for a while before saying, âButâŚbut⌠Brother Feng, we are not that kind of relationship now. Are you confessing to me indirectly?â
Confession?
Hearing these two words, Ye Feng froze.
He and Su Xiaoqin grew up together and are very familiar with each other.
For this girl, he likes the heart, that is, the kind of people who want to sleep with her and want to spend a lifetime with her.
But later, Ye Feng found that in addition to Su Xiaoqin, he also had a feeling for other beauties.
Not to mention far, just take Jiang Yixue in front of him, Ye Feng likes it very much.
Maybe it was just because the other party was beautiful, so he had an instant heart, but Ye Feng had to admit that he was not single-minded about Su Xiaoqin.
âBrother Feng, are you still listening?â Su Xiaoqin was full of grievances.
She had waited expectantly, but she didnât wait for Ye Fengâs reply.
Ye Feng recovered, and hurriedly said: âListening, of course, I am just thinking about things.â
âDo you still need to thinkâŚâ
Su Xiaoqin whispered weakly, and the tone was distressing: âIs it embarrassing you if I asked?â
âNo, I justâŚâ
Ye Feng was trying to explain, but just after speaking, Jiang Yixue screamed: âWow! Ye Feng quickly, the buoy moved, and there was a fish biting, pull the pole!â
With this scream, Ye Fengâs ears were almost deafened.
âYou fish!â
Ye Feng glanced at her speechlessly, just wanting to continue to tell Su Xiaoqin, but at this time-
âYou are Fishing, and doesnât take meâŚâ
Su Xiaoqin whispered to himself on the phone, and then said in a loss: âYou go fishing slowly, Iâll hang up first.â
Without waiting for Ye Feng to speak, Su Xiaoqin hung up the phone.
Without waiting for Ye Feng to fight again, Jiang Yixue ran over and grabbed Ye Fengâs hand: âWhatâs the matter with you guy, if you donât fish well, you know that you are not doing business properly!â
During the speech, Yixue gave him a fierce glance.
Maybe she didnât notice it herself, with a faint smell of vinegar in her tone, as if it was a discipline between a boyfriend and a girlfriend.
Ye Feng was speechless for a while, so he had to put down his phone and picked up the fishing rod again.
Han Xiaoyun, who was not far away at this time, had packed his things and greeted Jiang Yixue, and she was ready to go back. After all, she hadnât caught a fish for several hours, and it was boring to go fishing again.
Moreover, Ye Feng, the enemy, has just come a few minutes,
He caught a big grass carp.
In contrast, she felt as if she had no face on her face.
âMiss. Han, please take this back to eat.â At this time Jiang Yixue sent the fish over.
Han Xiaoyun refused in the first place, but after Jiang Yixueâs persuasion, she finally couldnât hold back the delicious temptation of wild fish. She said thank you to Ye Feng and took the fish away.
For Han Xiaoyun, Ye Feng was somewhat guilty.
Right now, he can resolve his grievances with a single fish. He is naturally in a desperate need, and he thinks Jiang Yixue is quite brainy.
After another half an hour of fishing, Ye Feng caught a few more fish.
The two were preparing to fight back to their homes, when the two motorboats galloped from the lake like electricity, splashing water waves for several feet, and finally stopped on the shore.
On the two motorboats, a total of two young people came down.
The taller one rushed ashore and hurried towards Jiang Yixue, excitedly: âYixue, itâs really you. I saw you with a telescope just now. I thought I was wrong. I didnât expect it to be you.â
Jiang Yixue gave him a cold look: âWhatâs your business here?â
âYou donât really understand what I mean to you?â
The tall young man thought he was handsome (in fact, stupid) shook his hair, magically took out a rose from behind, and handed it to Jiang Yixue.
âWang Zhikai, I will tell you again, I donât like you!â
Jiang Yixue said angrily, her eyes rolled randomly, and she hugged Ye Fengâs arm and said: âTo tell you the truth, this is my boyfriend, please donât come to harass me again.â
Ye Feng froze for a moment, but didnât expect that he would be treated as a shield.
At the moment of depression in his heart, Jiang Yixue would turn around and whispered, âCooperate, and give you 500 yuan for your hard work.â
âone thousand!â
Ye Feng hurriedly took advantage of the fire.
âAssholeâŚâ
Jiang Yixue gritted his teeth: âOkay, deal!â
As soon as Ye Feng heard it, the whole person was full of energy. He jumped up from the ground and looked like guy filled with chicken blood. He pointed to Wang Zhikai and began to sing Beijing opera. âWow, you little thief, you dare to flirt with my beloved concubine, are you really think I am a vegetarian?â
Jiang Zhikai froze for a moment, shouting, âWho the hell are you?â
Ye Feng lifted his feet and flicked his trouser legs, and his legs fluttered: âThe widow is destined to sweep the men of the Six Kingdoms. One day, my Daqinâs Tieqi will ride the world and lay a huge territory of the widow!â
Emperor Qin Shihuang?
Jiang Zhikai froze for a momentâ
âYou fucking crazy!â
Wang Zhikai was speechless for a while, and said: âDonât make fun of it, Yixue, this is just a neuropathy, how could it be your boyfriend, donât just look for someone to flickerâŚâ
âYes, I am a neuropathy.â
Ye Feng didnât wait for Wang Zhikai to finish his speech, so he laughed like a mad dog, threw his fists at him, and yelled at him fiercely, and said in his mouth: âAnyway, itâs not illegal to beat someone when you are a neuropathy, shit, dare to seduce my wife, see how I beat you to the pulp?â
Although Wang Zhikai is not short, he has seen Ye Feng like a wild man in the mountains, and his legs were suddenly so frightened that he quickly backed away.
âYou⌠donât come over, you stop!â
He was talking in a panic. As a result, the heel kicked into the stone, and suddenly an scream of âahâ screamed, sitting on the ground with one buttocks, and dropped four feet into the sky.
Ye Feng didnât really do it, and sighed and looked at him: âWith your guts, do you want to seduce my wife?â
âYou!â
Wang Zhikai shivered with rage: âDare you play me!â
âIsnât it good to play you, since you are not satisfied, then I will beat you to death!â Ye Feng looked fierce and threw his fists again.
âYixue save me!â
Wang Zhikai yelled, turned around and ran away in horror. As a result, when he stepped on the ground, he only listened to a âthumpâ and the whole person was planted in the lake.
âFuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!â
Wang Zhikai broke his mouth and scolded, digging his feet in the water for a while, and then choked the mud and climbed ashore.
It wasnât until now that he discovered that Ye Feng had turned away and didnât pounce at all.
Wang Zhikai was so angry, this kid made him look ugly in front of Jiang Yixue, but in the end he didnât do anything at all, just scared peopleâŚ
Wang Zhikai was embarrassed to think about it. He looked at Jiang Yixue in front of him. He no longer had the courage to speak. He ran back into the motorboat and ran in awkward condition.
Ye Feng glanced at Jiang Yixue proudly: âWife, how am I doing?â
âPerfect!â
Jiang Yixue gave a thumbs up and didnât seem to notice that Ye Feng was calling her wife.
Ye Feng grinned: âSo should you reward me and sleep together tonight?â
âOkayâŚâŚâ
Jiang Yixue replied excitedly, only to realize that something was wrong after she had exported it, she stared at Ye Feng fiercely and yelled, âSmelly shameless, go!â
Randomly picked up a bucket of fish and hurried to walk home.
Ye Feng laughed in the back: âLittle Yixue, sleep together tonight, this is what you personally agreed to, and the one who regrets it is the puppy.â