Chapter 43: Strange Grief Wants to Retire ~ The Weakest Hunterâs Hero Dream Chapter 43 \n43 ăčăăŒă«ăŒ Stalker\n
Why was I here I wondered.
While feeling an inexpressible bout of lethargy I gave a half smile, and breathed a small sigh.
Tall plants sprung up in the plains with no other people around, it was wrapped in a mysterious stillness. The sun had completely set, and the hazy moon was the only thing in the sky. The world was covered in darkness.
Zebrudia was a large city. Even at night, within the walls it was bright and bustling with people, outside it was different. Near the main roads that stretched out in the four cardinal directions, the knights often thinned out monsters. To some extent safety was assured, but if you deviated off ever slightly the world changed into the law of the jungle.
Even in the morning it was dangerous. Night was even more so. Really, even with a guard it was a place you wouldnât want to go to.
Hunters that took in Mana Material not only enhanced their physical abilities but strengthened their five senses as well. The faint moonlight was enough for a first rate hunter, but for me it was mostly unchanged from complete darkness.
Suddenly my shoulder was clapped, and it made my body jump in shock. Turning my head, Liz-chan was in high spirits swinging her arms with tension unchanged since the morning.
âCry-chan! Look look! Saimos, a saimos! Isnât it amazing?â
ââŠYeah, thatâs right.â
From Lizâs swinging hands, an odd large creature was dangling. What she was gripping looked like a huge needle. Rustling something like thin feathers, it produced a terrifying noise. Was it still alive? As it moved violently, Liz swung it around keeping it in check.
It was too dark to see clearly, but it looked the size of a small dog. But needless to say, it wasnât a puppy. It was good luck that I wasnât able to see it.
Saimos? Whatâs a saimos? âŠI didnât think I knew anything.
Orbiting around our immediate vicinity vigilantly, Tino raised a trembling voice.
âOnee-sama⊠as expected. To capture a saimos at night, which can creep up without a sound or hint of itâs presence.â
Huh? Was the saimos perhaps common knowledge among hunters?
Reluctantly I activated the ring that I had refrained from using because the mana was low â the ăOwlâs eyeă.
In an instant the ability of the Relic brightened my vision.
What Liz held was an enormous mosquito. Please cut me a break.
Even with it in her hands, her femininity was too strong. There was a limit to being wild wasnât there?
I didnât know much about saimos, but it was writhing and shaking itâs feathers. I call them feathers, but they were at least a meter long. I was weak with most monsters, but I was particularly bad with insects and undead.
Tino leaned in close to get a better look at the saimos. Her eyes were rounded in wonder, but she wasnât in a state of fear. Arenât our women too strong?
âSo they exist close to the Capital as well then huhâŠâ
âHmm, they generally live deep in the forest though.â
âI, hate that thingâŠâ
I mean, I donât think thereâs anyone that likes a mosquito that big.
At my reaction, Liz who had been enjoyably swinging her arms until now, slammed the saimos into the ground.
There was an unpleasant splatting sound. The long legs of the squished saimos twitched. I turned my eyes aside right away. That was the reason I hated insects.\n
Liz dusted off her hands, and tilted her head to the side giving a sweet smile.
âThere are a lot of them though so what should we do?â
ââŠI wish I had brought along insect repellant spray.â
Liz gave a single nod, and disappeared. Apparently she went exterminating. The distant sound of kicks that were more like explosions continually resounded.
This is why I didnât like going outside the Capital. Liz was strong to the point of being too strong, but her level of consideration was the lowest inăStrange Griefă. She was the worst along with Luke. Well, it was also one of her good points.
âMaster, Um⊠Is this really, ok?â
Tino asked. As always she wore a black outfit that dissolved into the darkness. Fully equipped. A black jacket and a number of utensils on her waist. Her somewhat large dagger was worn so that it could be drawn at anytime. Her fatigue from training a short while ago was unnoticeable. If she was an ordinary hunter it would be time for her to finish up, truly thank you for your hard work.
ââŠWell, thereâs no helping it. Since Liz is self indulgent.â
After Tino chose the shrine she wanted to go to , Liz was in a bad mood. Seemingly it had rubbed her the wrong way that my proposals were rejected.
Well, I subdued it somehow, but after that Lizâs words to me were unexpected.
âOk-, then letâs go!
âŠI hadnât been planning to go though.
Honestly in ăStrange Griefă created by us childhood friends, there wasnât a thing like ranks. I was the leader on paper, but without the strict rules of ordinary parties everyone freely did as they liked.
And among them, Liz was the one with the greatest amount of freedom. Unfortunately Liz had the bad habit of trying to show me good things at each and every opportunity. Of course I could strongly refuse, but someone other than me would pay for her bad mood.
In this case, the one that would be dealing with the bad mood version of Liz was Tino. As expected I felt too guilty. Tino pouted and muttered a few words.
ââŠAt the time I was invited, Master, you werenât going to comeâŠâ
Thatâs because I didnât want to go. I truly didnât want to go.
Right now I didnât have any relics. The ăNight Hikeră (prev. dark wings) from before had run out of mana. There were a few ăsafe ringsă remaining, but the others were used up. The ăDogs Chaină had been charged so it was usable, but since Lucia had not returned early it was too frightening to go outside.
âWas there a need for me to come?â
âEh? Itâs been a long time since I went with Cry-chan on an adventure, isnât it really fun!?â
Liz had returned before I knew, and she clung to my back with her arm around my neck. Liz was even lighter dressed than Tino. Her body wasnât very sensual, but when she stuck so close she was quite soft. As she nuzzled her cheek against me, and whispered in a sweet voice it gave me a shiver.
Even at night she was lively. She was in a good moodâŠI didnât want to go on an adventure though.
Tino seemed to be at a higher tension than Liz.
âOnee-sama, this is outside the Capital. Powerful monsters like the saimos being here, something like that, is a littleâŠâ
Was the saimos a powerful monster then?
At her words Liz stopped clinging to my back. She revolved to my side and took my arm. She intertwined our fingers like a pair of lovers, and grinned at Tino.
âTee, stay alert. Cry took the trouble to come out here, so donât show him your shameful side.â\nâY-Yes.â
âŠWell, she was in a good mood so itâs fine.
Liz was stronger than me when I was fully loaded with Relics, so I was weaker than last time but safer than last time. I felt like we had spent enough time already, lets get this farce over with and return home quickly.
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The shrine Tino chose was equally low as the ones I had picked out. As well as being far enough from the White Wolves Den, it also met my criteria when I was selecting shrines. The reason this shrine didnât enter into my selections, was because the scale was exceedingly small.
Along with the two reliable escorts, the walk there took thirty minutes. It came into our field of view. In the center of the plains sat a total of seventeen thick columns. In a one hundred meter radius from the center there was empty open space.
The difference between the plains and the shrine, was that within the shrine there wasnât a single plant growing. In the bare space of rugged earth grew seventeen stone pillars that gave off a terrible sense of unease, but frankly it was boring.
A Level 1 shrine. ăAlain Column Ruinsă
Published annually by the Imperial Capital Explorers Association, the shrine rankings always listed it near the bottom, a genuinely garbage shrine.
The seventeen pillars were from three to five meters tall. For Hunters that had taken in Mana Material it was an easy climb to the top where you could overlook the whole shrine. And there, you would come to know there was nothing.
More or less for phantoms, one meter tall humanoid sand golems would appear. But the power, agility, and durability was low. They would collapse with a light strike so they werenât even useful for training. Relics rarely appeared, and even hunter newcomers would want to go to a slightly more serious shrine.
Well, the flow of Earth Veins was linked to the terrain. In open plains like these where there was no connection, shrines were often low level. Nevertheless this one was terrible.
Incidentally Alain was the name of the man that first discovered this disappointing shrine.
The reason I thought to dispatch Liz was to keep her busy. I had hoped for one that was simple, but would take time. With this shrine, if it was Liz she could finish investigating in ten seconds.
At this stage though that would be convenient. I hadnât thought I would be coming out this night, around this time Sven and the others should also be finishing up their investigation of the White Wolves Den. After that it was time to properly deceive Liz.
However, Tino⊠to choose a shrine from outside my options, the previous hunt really did a number on her huh.
In high spirits Liz pulled on my arm.
âHey, hey, look look, Cry-chan! A sand rabbit nest!â
Her eyes werenât turned towards the ruins. Liz was pointing to an open hole in the ground.
The sand rabbit was in-between a monster and an animal, distributed extensively in the vicinity of the Imperial Capital. The same colour as the earth, itâs pelt was cheap and itâs meat had a bad taste. It settled in large burrows they dug in the ground. People didnât purposefully hunt them, they seemed to be a creature with high fertility that supported the ecosystem around the Capital.
âSomehow, Teeâs choice of shrine is boring, see even the rabbits come out and play donât they?â
At that high pitched voice, Tino started shaking. Perhaps she had realised that her choice of shrine was nothing more than what the rumours said. Well there wouldnât have been anything at the shrines I chose either, but at least it wouldnât be as flagrant as this.
As Tino was frightened, Liz spoke while continuing to smile.
âHey Tee. Are you going to search? You thought there was something here, thatâs why you chose it right? Even though Cry-chan chose especially for you, you rejected them. Did you want Liz-chan to feel ashamed? For this shrine, how many minutes do you want? One minute? Three minutes? Do you want about five minutes? Since Tee is also a thief, you can do it with that much right?â
â!? âŠâŠM-Masterâ\n\nâYes! Master!â
It would be dangerous if you fell. âŠAt Tinoâs level, would she still be fine if she fell?
But this darkness is really bad. Unfortunately clouds had come out. If the sole light source, the moon was hidden, I wouldnât be able to see even the small amount I could. Not good. I had confidence in Liz. With her speed it would be easy to protect me on her own. But at the same time Liz and the rest of Strange Grief tended to overestimate my abilities. Itâs because of their favouritism for family.
Liz meekly looked down and offered an apology.
âCry-chan, Iâm sorry. Even though Cry-chan took the trouble to pick out some choicesâŠâ
ââŠNo no, itâs not a problem. And that the shrine Tino chose wasnât bad also wasnât a lie.â
âEh? Really?â
Not really, but yes.
âYes. Rather, I expected Tino to choose this shrine. Everythingâs in the palm of my hand.â
âEhh? Really? As expected of you Cry-chan! Iâm glad I didnât scold Tee!â
Wasnât that a scolding beforeâŠ
I couldnât see Tino at all anymore, so I helplessly looked around me. I didnât have any skills to detect enemies, but I could still do an imitation.
And, at that time, within the darkness a number of meters away, I saw something small shine. I strained my eyes, but I couldnât figure out what it was. My vision wasnât bad, it was just dark. It wasnât my imagination. Something was shining.
Liz was relaxing, bending and stretching. Did she not notice?
âLiz, that is?â
âHmâŠ? Do you mean the sand rabbit?â
Aah, so thatâs it. So the sand rabbitâs eyes shined then. Of course. If it was a dangerous monster, there was no way someone specialised in finding enemies like Liz wouldnât notice.
As I sighed with relief, next to me Liz moved. With her quick movement, she returned with a rabbit in her hands. Gripping both of itâs ears, she dangled it in front of my eyes.
In the darkness I couldnât tell itâs colour, but it looked like an ordinary rabbit. The eyes shined with a glitter, it had a short plump body and stiff fur. Did it notice it had been caught? The sand rabbit wriggled itâs body and shook.
I didnât say to go and catch it you know.
Liz watched the hanging rabbit and stared into itâs eyes, and frowned. For a moment she was silent, and then as if she found something that displeased her, shortly after stopping she threw the sand rabbit violently into the ground and stepped on it.
The sound of crushed bones and flesh disgusted me no matter how many times I heard it. She looked down at the sand rabbit that had stopped moving without even a twitch, and then looked to me as I was drawing back and stiffening up.
âIâll go and catch the others too okâ
âAh, yeahâ
Liz disappeared from in front of me as I responded by reflex. By any chance, did you find it enjoyable to drag the rabbit out and give it lethal injuries? If you are going to play, please play with love.
I had a long relationship with her, but I truly didnât understand Liz.