The forum His Majesty the emperor was looking at was âXiaotang Moonâ.
Song Xiaoâs lips quirked. âWhatâs this?â
âOh, a forum.â Yu Tang quickly scrolled to the bottom of the post, which was basically âbegging for photosâ, âbegging for the truthâ, and âbegging for a follow upâ, but the poster didnât say anything. Yu Tang closed the webpage, switched to a business document, and started reading.
Song Xiao: ââŚYour Majesty, you have to be focused when you do things.â
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Yu Tang looked up at him, thought for a moment, then said, âQing is right.â Consequently, he locked the tablet, threw it aside, then turned around to press Song Xiao down.
âWu, what are you doing?â Song Xiao sunk down into the soft bedding and blinked in confusion.
âWhen copulating with the empress, one must focus,â Yu Tang said with an innocent face. âYou said so.â
âI wasnât talking about that!â Song Xiao hastily pushed at him, but Yu Tang didnât stop, and pressed closer relentlessly to kiss the hollow of Song Xiaoâs neck. âYour Majesty, itâs currently the mourning period!â
Yu Tang paused in his kisses, and he propped himself up to look down at Song Xiao.
Song Xiao pursed his lips. Even though he didnât want to bring up this matter, the emperorâs father had just passed away, so it was better to be a little more mindful.
âWho said zhen is in mourning?â Yu Tang raised his eyebrows, and without further ado, tore open Song Xiaoâs pyjamas.
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âEn? EnâŚâ
Before he could understand what the emperor meant, Song Xiao couldnât speak anymore.
The morning sun slipped in through the crack between the curtains. Song Xiao rubbed his eyes and sat up. Yu Tang had already gone to the company, and breakfast â a sandwich and a cup of cold milk â was already sitting on the table.
Of course, Yu Tang hadnât made the sandwich; it had been bought outside. Yu Tang was only responsible for taking it out from the freezer to thaw, and Song Xiao would reheat it himself after he got up.
He sluggishly got out of bed and took a shower. As he placed the sandwich in the microwave oven, he picked up the memo on the table to read.
On the yellow, little bear memo, a large âDonât be late to workâ was written in bold, cursive writing.
âEn?!â Song Xiaoâs eyes widened, and their conversation from last night suddenly popped into his head.
âFrom tomorrow onwards, come to Dayu to be zhenâs assistant.â
He looked at the clock on the wall; it was already eight-thirty. If he went to work now, he would definitely be late.
Yinyu Building was located in the centre of the capital and was a distance away from where they lived. Yu Tang had driven to work earlier on and hadnât brought Song Xiao along.
Song Xiao ground his teeth and threw the memo into the trash can as he unhurriedly began to eat breakfast. After eating, he selected a normal suit to wear, and walked out to⌠ride the subway.
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âThereâs a new assistant coming today; take him to sort out the entry procedure,â Yu Tang said to the secretary by the door in passing when he entered the office.
âYes, chairman.â The secretary, Miss Jin, was the chief secretary here. She was only 27 years old, but was very capable. She had originally been the head of Dayu Capitalâs administrative department, and had been directly promoted by Yu Tang.
When the young ladies in the secretary room heard that a new employee was going to show up, they began to guess what sort of person she was.
âItâs already this late and sheâs still not here. This newbie is pretty daring ah.â Everyone looked at the time. It was already ten.
âWhat do you know â this is the golden rule for âattracting the chairmanâ,â a young lady said earnestly. âOne must be late on the first day of work; only then can they get the chairmanâs attention ah!â
Secretary Jin looked at this innocent and fearless girl, and shook her head.
It was past ten oâclock when the elevator âdingâed. Everyone in the secretary room stuck their necks out to look, and the silver elevator doors slowly opened.
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It was a little dim inside the elevator, and the person inside was standing in one corner, so it was hard to see what she looked like. It had to be someone as pure as a lotus, seeing as they didnât have a sense of presence. When she shyly stepped out of the elevator, what awaited her would be a major turning point in her life.
With the sound of light footsteps, out of the elevator walked⌠Dugu An, dressed in black.
âAssistant Dugu ahâŚâ The girlsâ shoulders slumped with disappointment.
Dugu An acutely sensed the shift in the secretariesâ mood, but after determining that there was no murderous intent and that this change wasnât detrimental to the emperor, he decided to ignore it, and walked right into Yu Tangâs office.
âAi, what time is it already? Did that newbie plan to grab lunch first?â
âSheâs coming, sheâs coming!â
The other elevator came up. It was the chairmanâs exclusive elevator that only the chairman could use. Unexpectedly, there was someone daring enough to use it!
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âHello, Iâm here to see Chairman Yu.â Song Xiao walked to the reception desk and asked for directions with a faint smile.
âDo you have an appointment?â Women generally wouldnât be able to resist the smile of a jade-like gentleman, and the receptionist girl blushed as she asked the question politely.
âNo,â Song Xiao replied honestly. âIâm his new assistant, here to report for work today.â
âThen apologies, we canât give you an elevator card if you donât have an appointment,â the receptionist said apologetically. In all honesty, she didnât have the heart to reject this hottie, but there was always someone pretending to be the chairmanâs assistant and asking to go upstairs. The public elevator required the use of a card, which would take a person only to the floor that their office was on, or to communal areas like the meeting room. Visitors were required to register at the front desk before receiving the corresponding elevator card.
âNo worries, I have one.â Song Xiao smiled and took out the elevator card Yu Tang had left for him that morning, then walked straight to the chairmanâs exclusive elevator.
The receptionistâs long hair instantly turned frazzled.
At that time, Secretary Jin had already picked up the receptionistâs frantic call, as the latter told her that someone had entered the chairmanâs exclusive elevator. She unhurriedly got up and stood by the elevator doors.
âDing ââ The elevator doors opened once more and Song Xiao strode out.
âAh!â The secretaries were so surprised that their jaws almost touched the floor. Where was the pure, new, white lotus assistant? Why was it a great hottie?
âAre you the chairmanâs new assistant? Iâm Secretary Jin.â Business-like, Secretary Jin introduced herself.
âHello, Iâm Song Xiao.â Song Xiao politely shook hands with Secretary Jin.
âThe chairman asked me to take you to the HR department to sort out the procedure. Please follow me.â Secretary Jin led Song Xiao downstairs.
News that Song Xiao, whom Secretary Jin brought to HR, had the chairmanâs exclusive elevator card spread throughout the entire company, and everyone tried to guess Song Xiaoâs identity. Dayu was the Yu familyâs enterprise, and was inseparable with the chairman; perhaps he was a relative, or the chairmanâs good friend.
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There were all kinds of guesses, but no one guessed that he was the chairmanâs lover.
With an employee card around his neck, Song Xiao opened the door and entered the chairmanâs office. Yu Tang was signing a stack of documents, while Dugu An was sitting at a small desk in the corner, tapping on the computer. Who knew what he was busy with.
Seeing Song Xiao enter, Dugu An stood up and saluted, then sat back down.
Song Xiao nodded in return, then walked to Yu Tangâs side. âWhat does a chairmanâs assistant do?â
Yu Tang paused while signing, then lifted his head to look at Dugu An.
Dugu An immediately searched for the required details online, then took a screenshot, which he sent to the emperor.
Yu Tang looked at the screen and said with a serious face, âPour tea, categorise documents, act as zhenâs assistant, and in passing⌠accept the harassment in the chairmanâs office.â
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âChairman Didnât Sign A Labour Contractâ
Xiaoxiao: According to a labour contract, you canât harass an assistant at work
Fish Tang: This doesnât apply to me
Xiaoxiao: Why?
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Fish Tang: Because Iâm a part-time worker; my behaviour does not represent the company
Xiaoxiao: âŚÂ
Baobao Notes
⌠I fricking knew it. Yu Tang back at it again with his childish antics.