It wasnât just Song Xiao, but other people also found the movie âProfound Theoryâ incomprehensible.
âThe scene transitions are very confusing. One second, theyâre still on the altar, but the next second, theyâre somehow at the imperial palace?â
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âThe costumes are also hideous. What ânumber one beauty in the countryâ â looking like that, the men in the movie are also really blind.â
âLS, you donât understand. Everyone in the film has really ugly costumes; each and every one of them looks like a refugee. If the female lead just wears ordinary clothes, isnât she then the number one beauty in the country?â
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The plot was baffling, the scene transitions were unnatural, the dialogue was ridiculous, and even the film emperor and empress who were initially used to attract box office numbers were dressed hideously. The fans continuously expressed that their idols were damaged by this film. To preserve the image of their idol in their hearts, they definitely werenât going to watch it.
The reviews online all gave âProfound Theoryâ very low ratings. It was classified as a commercial film and a bad movie, and the box office was an atrocious
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By the second week, everyone knew what the film was like. Those who followed film reviews and news wouldnât watch it, and those who had watched it before generally wouldnât watch it a second time. As a result, in the second week, the box office began to look dismal.
When Song Zicheng saw the data sent over by the financial department, he scowled fiercely and demanded that the public relations department think of a way to promote this film. Consequently, Xinghai Entertainment bribed a few film critics and began to write glowing reviews and press releases.
What âunprecedented masterpieceâ, what âscenes were a grand visual feastâ. When the press release was published, it really did attract some viewers, but when they left the cinemas, they started curse again.
Director Liang Xinmu was interviewed by the media when the film was released.
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âDirector Liang, many viewers say that they canât understand âProfound Theoryâ, that the plot is hollow and incomprehensible. Do you have anything you wish to say about that?â A lot of the media reporters sat below the dais, and they all pricked their ears to listen to Liang Xinmuâs response.
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As a famous director in China, Liang Xinmu still had a certain status. The news media wouldnât casually pass their microphones to him as they would with actors; they all sat in a well-behaved manner at the front.
Liang Xinmu was in his forties and a little overweight. Sitting behind the long table, he tugged at the flat cap on his head with a face full of arrogance. âThis film is packed with a lot of advanced film awareness, and the content is also very abstract. All of you canât understand it now because you have yet to attain this film awareness.â
In other words:
All of you donât understand because your level is too low.
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When these words were released, the Internet was instantly full of cursing.
âNot understanding means our level is too low. As it turns out, you donât make movies for the audience to watch?â
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Song Zicheng was nearly angered to death, and called Liang Xinmu to scold him. âOver here, weâre promoting it as a commercial movie, while over there youâre saying that normal people canât understand it. You donât want the box office to turn around, is that it?â
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A commercial movie had to be easy to understand. If it was too highbrow, then forget about making a profit. Because Liang Xinmu was notoriously stubborn, the investors werenât allowed to criticize or give directives. Song Zicheng had only gone to take a look twice while the movie was being filmed; he didnât know exactly what it was like, and never imagined it would be this sort of rotten film with beautiful scenes but a complete mess of a plot.
When the year-end financial report came out, Song Zichengâs complexion was even uglier. Four hundred million had been invested into âProfound Theoryâ, but the box office only recouped 1.2 hundred million, which wasnât even half of the investment. It was going to be another financial loss this year, which would also affect next yearâs operations. All their capital had been sunk into this, and with no way of getting it back, it would be hard to carry out new projects.
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.â Song Zicheng rubbed the space between his eyebrows. To revive the company, they could only take out a loan to carry out new projects. They had already made losses two years in a row; if they continued to be in the red next year, they would be delisted or kicked down to the Third Board to perish on their own.
At the year-end general shareholders meeting, there werenât any profit dividends to be given out. The shareholders all expressed their dissatisfaction, and requested that the CEO be replaced.
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âSurely it is too much for the chairman of the board to take on the role of
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âWeâll definitely make a profit next year. Weâre already optimistic about a few projects, and we guarantee that theyâll bring in steady profit and wonât make any losses.â Song Zicheng took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down.
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In a blink of an eye, it was Chinese New Year. Song Zicheng was a filial son; no matter how busy he was during the celebration, he still had to return to his parentsâ place. Aunt Chen returned to her hometown to celebrate, so only the father and son pair were at home. The elder stared at the younger, both feeling bored. Thus, they packed their luggage and returned to their hometown earlier.
It was Song Xiaoâs first time ever on a plane, and he was a little nervous, so he gave Yu Tang a call once he sat down.
âFasten your seatbelt properly; if you donât know how, let your dad fasten it for you.â It was rare for Yu Tang to talk this much. âBefore the plane takes off, you have to turn off your phone; you know how to turn it off, right? Itâs that grey button on the top. If your ears hurt, chew a piece of gum, but you canât swallow itâŚâ
Listening to Yu Tang being so talkative on the phone, Song Xiao suddenly didnât feel nervous anymore. âIâll be back on the
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Yu Tang, who was speaking, abruptly stopped. ââŚMm.â
Their hometown was further up north than A city. When they got off the plane, it was snowing lightly. Grandpa Xiao drove a car over to pick them up. At his age, he still drove a jeep with a high chassis, and he stopped in front of them with a whoosh.
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âGet in.â Grandpa rolled down the window and jerked his chin at the two of them.
Song Xiao looked at his old but vigorous grandpa, and his eyes couldnât help curving. Because of the substandard medicine in ancient times,
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couldnât be cured when he fell ill, so he left early. Given the developments in modern medicine, people were living longer in general, so grandfather could probably live to a hundred.
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Grandfather had designed his house himself. Since Song Zicheng was willing to spend the money, it was built like a small villa. Two large, vermillion red doors were set into the tall courtyard walls. When they pushed open the doors, there was a resonant voice of welcome.
âYouâre back! Youâre back!â The voice sounded strange. Song Xiao lifted his head to look, and saw a pitch black
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âWhatâre you so noisy for?â An elderly lady dressed in a cotton-padded jacket walked out from the kitchen and admonished the bird. Turning her head to see the three men who just walked in, she promptly smiled until her face was full of wrinkles. âXiaoxiao
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, come and let grandma have a look at you!â
When Song Xiao saw his paternal grandmother, he was incredibly surprised and delighted. In his last life, grandmother left earlier than grandfather, and he couldnât even remember her clearly. Immediately throwing down his luggage, he walked over to his grandma and kowtowed. âGrandma, happy new year!â
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âGood, good.â Grandma Song was thrilled, and hurriedly took out a red packet from her pants and stuffed it into Song Xiaoâs hands. âYou came back for the New Year so early. Fortunately, grandma was prepared.â
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With that, Grandma Song turned to the house and yelled, âOld Qu, your daughterâs son is back; you still donât want to come out and have a look?â
When Song Zicheng heard this, his body instantly froze as he gave Grandpa Song a hollow look. âThat⌠father-in-law is also here?â
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, Old Song celebrating Chinese New Year on his own is boring, so your mom and I brought him over. In any case, he doesnât live too far away, and can come over every day to eat.â Grandpa Song happily pulled his son into the house, completely missing his sonâs tension.Â
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Pushing open the living room door, they saw an old man with white hair and a white beard sitting on the sofa with a dignified air. He was watching a Chinese opera on TV, and a black cat was sleeping on his lap, its four legs in the air. Hearing the door open, the old man turned to look at the people who came in. At first glance, he saw Song Xiao, who was wearing a blue sports down jacket. Just as he smiled slightly, he spotted Song Zicheng behind Song Xiao, and his expression immediately turned sour.
âOld Song, you didnât say they would be back today!â Grandfather Qu threw the cat onto the sofa and stood up. He snorted coldly, then turned to walk out.
âDad, happy new year.â Kicked by his own father, Song ZIchenge hurriedly stepped forward to greet his father-in-law.
âI canât afford to be your dad. Itâs late, this old man should go back.â With both hands behind him, grandpa walked out.
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âGrandpaâŚâ Song Xiao stepped forward to give his greetings.
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,â When Old Qu saw his grandson, he still couldnât help reaching out to stroke his head, âThis afternoon, come over to grandpaâs place. Grandpa will make you some fried doughnuts.â
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, itâs almost time for a meal; you canât leave, no matter what you say.â Grandpa Song reached out and grabbed him. âItâs already been so many years, can we not bring up things from the past? Itâs not easy for Xiaoxiao to come back for a visit. Before the new year, he hit his head and couldnât remember anything. If you leave now, whatâll we do if the child gets scared?â
Grandpa Song and Grandpa Qu had been old mates for many years. The two families being joined in marriage was also what these parents wanted, but who knew that this Qiu Mingyan matter would happen, and Song Xiaoâs mother would die early? Grandpa Qu only had this daughter, so no matter what was said, he would never forgive Song Zicheng. After trying to reason with him for a long time, grandpa still insisted on leaving. Song Xiao and Grandpa Song went out to send him off, leaving Song Zicheng standing awkwardly in the courtyard.
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, on the second day of the New Year, take Xiaoxiao to Old Quâs house for a day.â Looking at her sonâs appearance, Grandma Song jabbed his head with her finger.
After lunch, Song Xiao really went to Grandpa Quâs home. Actually, it was just a street away, and wasnât far.
There was a tall Chinese parasol tree in the lonely yard, with a yellow, local dog tied to it underneath. Seeing Song Xiao enter, it barked fiercely twice.
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Unlike Grandpa Songâs house with its extravagant decorations, this house was very simple and unadorned. In the living room, a was exhibited, and a
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âWait a moment, when grandpa is done with this piece of calligraphy, Iâll fry some doughnuts for you.â Old Qu smiled as he walked behind the desk, raising his brush to write.
What he was writing was a
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Song Xiao looked at this scene and had an indescribable sense of familiarity, as if he had happened upon this somewhere. His chest suddenly felt stifled, and he said something to his grandpa, then went to the courtyard for some fresh air.
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The leaves on the Chinese parasol tree in the courtyard had already fallen, and it stood on the snowy grounds, bare. The big yellow dog had shrunk into its own embrace, bored as it watched snowflakes melt on its nose.
âBaby, come make a snowman with mommy.â
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âBaby, look. The leaves on the big tree have fallen again, go out with mommy and gather the leaves, okay?â
Before his eyes, a woman wearing a red sweater emerged, speaking to the child under the tree. But the child didnât respond, only crouching at the tree roots by himself, mechanically digging out the rocks on the ground.
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Song Xiao could see the womanâs appearance very clearly. He wanted to respond to her, but he couldnât speak out.
âXiaoxiao! Xiaoxiao!â Song Zichengâs anxious voice sounded through his ears.
Song Xiao opened his eyes and discovered himself lying in the hospital, encircled by all his grandparents and his father.
âIâm- What happened?â Song Xiao blinked and sat up.
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âYou suddenly fainted in the courtyard. It really frightened your grandpa.â Grandma held his hand as she talked endlessly. Upon seeing his grandson pass out, Old Qu, who had always been proud, called Song Zicheng for the first time.
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âIâm fine.â Song Xiao kneaded the space between his brows. âI just suddenly recalled some things from the past.â
The adults looked at each other, pleasantly surprised. The doctor had said before that he might slowly regain his memories. If he could regain his memories, naturally, that was for the best.
On the night of Chinese New Yearâs Eve, fireworks were set off everywhere. The town hadnât banned fireworks, so a lot of children were setting off fireworks outside. It was well-lit everywhere.
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The Song grandparents were rushing to make New Yearâs Eve family dinner, and Song Zicheng was in the house, helping. Because Song Zichengâs behavior was very good when Song Xiao fainted, Grandpa Qu changed his view of him a little, and reluctantly agreed to have the family dinner in Grandpa Songâs house. Song Xiao stood at the courtyard with Grandpa Qu, and the myna beside them repeatedly said, âHappy New Year! Happy New Year!â
âSay, grandpa, what was I like when I used to be autistic?â Song Xiao asked the old man next to him.
His past memories were gradually recovering, and Song Xiao could vaguely recall the things that had happened in these sixteen years. When he was eleven, his mother had a big argument with his father and ran out, getting into a car accident. This body knew everything but just couldnât say anything. Back then, he could only silently cry at night, wanting to call out for his mom, but couldnât say a word no matter what.
When he was small, he frequently went to Grandpa Quâs courtyard to play. When he saw the Chinese parasol tree today, the memories of his past and current life suddenly mixed together, leading to his abrupt collapse.
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âThe doctors said it was autism, but I never believed it.â With his hands clasped behind his back, Grandpa Qu smiled. â
Three souls and seven mortal forms
seven emotional states
Song Xiao was startled and turned to look at his grandfather in astonishment. However, Old Song didnât continue speaking, turning to go back into the house and leaving Song Xiao alone in a daze.
Three souls and seven mortal forms with one less soul, the missing soul possessing the seven emotional states and six desires.
It sounded absurd, but it jogged Song Xiaoâs memory.
Confucius does not speak of the strange, the violent, the social turmoil, and the supernatural
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An absurd idea suddenly appeared in his mind. He and Yu Tang, perhaps, used each otherâs lifespan of more than ten years to exchange for a reunion in this life. With an incomplete three souls and seven mortal forms, they lived like walking corpses, tantamount to not living at all. The period of these years was used to exchange with Heavens.
Stopping on the Naihe Bridge, not drinking from the River of
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Pulling out his handphone from his pants, he dialed Yu Tangâs number. The dial tone only rang once when it was picked up.
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âHavenât eaten yet?â Yu Tang seemed to be eating something. He swallowed it down, then got up to leave the dining table.
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âMn, still havenât started,â Song Xiao pursed his lips, âYour majestyâŚâ
âEn?â Yu Tang stood by the window and looked at the distant fireworks. For a long while, he didnât hear Song Xiao continue speaking. âWhatâs wrong? Did something happen?â
âNo.â Song Xiao lifted his head, looking up at the sky that had become red due to the fireworks and firecrackers. âHappy New Year, andâŚâ
âAnd what?â When Yu Tang heard this, he was inexplicably nervous.Â
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âIâll be back on the seventh.â With that, Song Xiao hung up.
Yu Tang stared blankly at the âCall Endedâ displayed on his phone. The empress said this before when he was leaving, why did he say it again? Baffled, he returned to the table. While walking halfway, he suddenly stopped. His Majesty the emperor widened his eyes. His familyâs empress was⌠missing him?
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Baobao Notes
In Mandarin, grandparents are naturally called differently, depending on whether theyâre maternal or paternal. Canât exactly apply it here, so I try to keep it to Grandparents Song and Grandpa Qu.