Chapter 61 â Expedition Without Hopes or Dreams (3)
Translator: WH Editor: Sasha
The two of them stared silently at the elixirs that they had individually made.
The others were silent too. They had used the same exact material, but the items produced were so different that the people seeing it, looked as if they were enchanted.
âEhhhh.â
It was the Alchemist who made a move first.
She fiddled with her glasses with her dry knuckled fingers and tilted her head.
âIs this the elixir you made, Yonggam-nimâŠ?â
[T/N: Yonggam is basically a polite way of calling an old man.]
The Medicine King was silent.
The Alchemist picked up the Medicine Kingâs potion and scanned all over it.
âHmmmmmm.â
Even looking at it from another angle,
âEhhhh.â
She even tried to turn it upside down.
Then, she returned the potion to the Medicine Kingâs hand and fixed her glasses.
âItâs at this level, huhâŠ?â
Mmhmm.
âIs this person the type of person who becomes infinitely stronger when she thinks she is in an advantageous position?â
In other words, like all other high-rank Hunters, she harbours the seeds of a freak?
That canât be.
It canât beâŠâŠ.
While my trust in humans was on the verge of collapsing, the Medicine King barely responded.
âUmmmâŠâŠ.â
The height difference between the two was huge.
The womanâs height was as bright and promising as she lived, and the old manâs body was as short as he had lived.
So the Alchemist looked down at the Medicine King, and the Medicine King looked up at the Alchemist.
âYonggam-nim, donât tell meâŠâŠâ
âGreenhorn, donât tell meâŠâŠâ
Both of them spoke at the same time.
âIs your ability at elixir-making just badâŠ..?â
âAre you just luckyâŠâŠ?â
Uhmm.
âHuh?â
As the Alchemist tilted her head, the Medicine King nodded.
âIt was good luck.â
âWhat?â
âTchhh. This is why young people are like this. It reminds me of when I was in my thirties, I earned about $1.7 billion in 10 minutes on Wall Street. I thought it was all because of my skills.â
ââŠâŠ.â
The Alchemist tilted her head. Her glasses also tilted along.
A heartfelt voice came from the lips of the tilting Alchemist.
âWould you like to try againâŠâŠ?â
âIs that okay with you? The Goddess of Fortune doesnât smile twice. Tchhhh, young people are justâŠâŠâ
Three minutes passed.
âYouâre very lucky. But the Goddess of Fortune doesnât smile the third time. âThis time, the difference in our years of experience will definitelyâŠâ
Three more minutes passed.
âYouâre extremely lucky. But the Goddess of Fortune doesnât smile the fourth timeâŠâŠâ
âStopâŠâŠâ
In the end, the Sword Saint gripped the Medicine Kingâs shoulder.
âEnough, Medicine KingâŠâŠ.â
âMarcus, what are you talking about?!â
âYou- right now you look awfully disgracefulâŠâŠâ
âThatâs not it! This time for sure! This time for sure, my skills! My experience will destroy that first-timerâs luck! Canât you see?! This is my, Sean McCallisterâs Victory Road!â
âIâm sorry, miss. Youâre really the best alchemist. Itâs my bad that I didnât immediately trust and understand why the Death King was vouching for you.â
The Sword Saint bowed and apologized.
The Alchemist who was looking down at the Medicine King with her eyes as if she was looking at a bunch of fleas, pulled herself together.
âUmmâŠâŠIt must be hard having a friend like himâŠâŠâ
âEven if heâs acting like this, heâsâŠâŠitâs not like thereâs nothing good about him. ElixirsâŠâŠ Though heâs not as good as you, he does make some pretty good onesâŠâŠâ
âYesâŠâŠI feel like itâs better than nothingâŠâŠ. itâs not like he doesnât have any basic skill at all, so itâs not like he canât be used as an assistantâŠâŠâŠâ
It was at the moment when the Alchemist muttered as she fixed her glasses.
âYou!â
With the nimbleness that greatly resembled a cat running towards a silver pine grass, Sangryunâs Master, the Count, grabbed the Alchemist by her wrist to pull her over.
âA contract!â
âHuh!?â
âA contract! An immediate contract! Exclusive contract! A contract with me!â
âUh, uh uhhhhâŠâ
âIâll guarantee that you will receive the best treatment in the industry! Iâll even let you touch the cat! No, Iâll let you roll around in the cat field! How about it?! How about it?!â
The Alchemist was perplexed and was unable to speak.
But the Count pouncing upon her was only the beginning.
âMe too!â
âAlchemist-nim! And since the Death King pointed you out, Iâll call you Alchemist King-nim!â
âNo, exclude the King, itâs just Alchemist-nim!â
âItâs the God of Medicine! Give us some elixirs too please!â
She got the same treatment as I did when I had solo-cleared the 10th floor.
The request for countless handshakes overwhelmed the Alchemist.
4.
âFo-, for starters!â
The Alchemist was flustered and pushed people away.
âTo those of you who want to trade with me, first of all, please ask permission from the Death King! Ah, of course, Iâll still do trade with my previous customersâŠâŠ The-, Crusader-nim is alright! If not! I-, for now, Iâm only going to sell elixirs to people that Death King allows, soâŠâŠon the condition that they do not cause any trouble to Death KingâŠ.âŠâ
Her words drew the eyes of the Hunters, including the Count towards me.
Crusader quietly drowned in her victory, did a Hooray pose, and then quietly went off again.
I grinned.
âFirst of all, letâs think about it after breaking the Apocalypse.â
âAh! Yes, yes!â
Climbing a tower always works for the Hunters.
Even the Count backed away with a bitter feeling.
âGood.â
With this, the members are in place.
For starters, we have Sword Saint.
And we also have the Alchemist.
Above all, thereâs me.
âNo. No way! This canât be happening! My experience! My years of experience canât be foiled by the luck of a mere greenhorn!â
I donât know if he was Medicine King or Emperor of Self-DeceptionâŠ. Though, just like what Alchemist said, he was better than nothing.
âWell! I guess all the characters have been decided.â
The librarian, who had been watching our show so far, said cheerfully.
âIâll say it again. if you die inside the Apocalypse, you will die in reality. Thereâs only one way to get out unscathed! Overcome the crisis of Serial Discontinuation in any way you can and then create a proper [Ending]!â
âWhatâs a proper ending?â
âThat depends on your judgment.â
The librarian grinned at my question.
âMaybe you can save Murim by eradicating the epidemic. Or by using the epidemic, you can possibly become the master of Murim yourself. The possibilities are practically limitless! Please think for yourself which will be [The Best Ending].â
In short, it means that the choice would entirely be ours to make.
I nodded.
âGood. Then please send us to [Chronicles of Heavenly Demon] right nowâŠ.â
âWait a minute!â
Someone shouted.
âIsnât Sect Master-nim going?â
[T/N: Itâs just a short term for Chen Mu-mun.]
âI know right. Isnât a martial arts related Apocalypse a perfect opportunity for Sect Master-nim to actively take part in?â
Chen Mu-mun.
They were Hunters from the guild headed by Venomous Snake.
The Venomous Snake, who was still holding his breath in the [Martial Arts] group, batted his eyes.
âHuh?â
To the perplexed Venomous Snake, the guild members spouted out one word after another.
âNo matter how much I think about it, itâs a world meant for the Sect Master-nimâŠâŠâ
âI think so too. Sect Master-nim. Doesnât a strong playerâs duty refer to our Sect Master-nim?â
âI think so too, Master. Master should come forward.â
The Venomous Snake frowned.
And slowly put his arms together.
Those thick eyebrows and the one-eye below them were full of manly determination.
âAlright. I was just about to step up. You bastards, you havenât forgotten me, right?â
ââŠâŠ..â
I was speechless.
Thatâs strange. That person wouldnât be interested in the martial arts world though?
Something was fishy, so when I pulled up the character window to read his psychological state⊠Sure enough.
ăNo, you shitty disciples!ă
ăWhy the hell are you trying to send me to that kind of village?ă
The Venomous Snake was crying inwardly.
He was serious, but only on the outside. So the one-eyed prosecutor spoke calmly as if he had been waiting for his disciples to push his back with such encouraging remarks.
âThose who worship martial skills and chivalry. The world of martial artists and chivalrous fighters, that is the Murim! Even though I was born in a different hometown, I have long kept the Murim as my heartâs hometown.â
ăThere wonât be a flush toilet there. How much shitty trouble did I have to go through because of that in the Aegim Empire, this fuckingâŠă
Holy Crap.
âItâs not like you donât know why the clan I set up is called Chen Mu-mun.â
[T/N: I decided to keep all the Korean words so that everyone would understand the meaning behind Chen Mu-mun. Basically Cheon-ha-moo-sang means unrivalled under the heavens, whereas Mu-jik means jobless, and Mun-je means problem. ]
Holy Shit.
âI must go, by all means.â
ăI absolutely donât want to go!ă
I was beyond speechless.
Bae Hu-ryeong who shared consciousness with me seemed to have a similar reaction.
[Shiny reports that sheâs also speechless.]
There was an existence in front of me that made people, spectres, and Constellations alike, all speechless.
âUwoooohhhhhhhhh!â
Such an existence actually garnered the cheers of the Hunters.
The guild members of the Chen Mu-mun were particularly pleased.
âAs expected of Sect Master-nim!â
âI knew youâd step forward, Master-nim!â
âOur idol! A true Hunter of this era!â
âI will follow you forever! Sect Master!â
If I didnât have the ability to read psychological states⊠Who knows, I might have also admired him too. No matter where you look, the Venomous Snakeâs appearance was that of a chivalrous fighter who devoted his life to the sword.
Just like the Sword Saint.
That Sword Saint folded his arms.
âUhummmâŠ. Venomous Snake, if itâs you, you have all the right to feel like going.â
âIf you say it like that, it feels like youâre nagging.â
âBut even so, I donât think thereâs any reason for this man to make concessions.â
The Sword Saint extended his Aura.
It was a situation where the Venomous Snake was already exuding his force. The energies exuded by two swordsmen clashed. PaaanggggâŠ! With the sound of balloons bursting, the air around the colliding forces changed rapidly. The bookmark maids must have felt a sense of crisis, and either ran away quickly or were caught up in the clash of force and were sent flying.
The Hunters were more excited.
âSword Saint and the Venomous Snake facing each other!â
âThis is a battle of pride!â
It was a rare sight in a literal sense.
For me, who knew the psychological state of the Venomous Snake, it was a rare sight.
At that instant, the sound of someone limping could be heard.
âSword Saint. Chen Mu-mun Master. Stop it.â
It was the sound of the Crusader taking a step forward.
The reason why a limping sound was heard was that Crusader was one of the few figures who bet money on the Alchemist during the bet earlier. Her purse, which had always been thin, was now packed full with 47 times the betting amount.
The reason why the Crusader with the most serious expression seemed a little strange was because of the spell of her stuffed purse.
âYouâre not going to start stabbing at each other here, right?â
Regardless of the purse, the voice of the Crusader was solemn. As had always been the case, the twoâs fight was mediated.
As alwaysâŠâŠ?
âWait, donât tell me, was it [Always] like thisâŠ?â
-I know right, Zombie. If it was always like that, and itâs just that we didnât know until nowâŠâŠ.
âThis world seems to be full of forbidden knowledge that we really shouldnât knowâŠâŠâ
The Venomous Snake snorted.
âIf we have to dance with our swords, then we just have to do it. Fuck, I and the Sword Saint are martial artists, right? Why donât we just go at it and let the stronger one go?â
ăI need to lose on purpose!ă
ăItâs embarrassing to just lose outright, so letâs make it a close fight and lose!ă
ăIf I lose to the Sword Saint, my disciples will understand. Probably.ă
It was a rare sight indeed.
The Sword Saint, who didnât have a clue about such an inside story, wiped the sweat from his forehead.
âIâm sorry, but Venomous SnakeâŠAgainst a strong man like you, I will have no choice but to use my full power. As a result of that, you had lost one of your eyes in the last battle. I canât guarantee that the same thing wonât happen again.â
âRight back to you, old man. If you come at me thinking Iâm still the same me from those days, youâll be lying in a coffin after this.â
ăThis fucker! Fuck! Fuck fuckkkk!ă
The appearance of the Venomous Snake was that of a pompous warrior that lacked nothing.
The Sword Emperor, who was floating beside me, also wiped the sweat off from his forehead like the Sword Saint.
-Hey Zombie.
âYes, Mr. Sword Emperor.â
-I said all the high-level hunters were crazy right. But then. Even then. Among them, that bastard, how do I say thisâŠ.
âItâs for [Real]âŠ.â
My forehead was full of sweat too.
In fact, when it came to the âsweating on the foreheadâ part, everyone present was in a similar state. All the Hunters who were watching this scene had sweat dripping from their foreheads.
Those who had gathered in Babylonâs Square and were watching the broadcast must be sweating too.
The Crusaderâs forehead was full of sweat too. The sweat ran down her cheek and dripped on the purse full of gold coins.
âAt any rate, Venomous Snake, a man like youâŠâŠâ
The Venomous Snake gave off a wide smile.
âFor a warrior. There are moments when you just canât back down.â
ăCrusader! Do something about this!ă
The outcry from his desperate mind would never be said out loud, but the Crusader really did something about it.
Specifically, she said this to the Sword Saint.
âSword SaintâŠâŠCan you please step down this time?â
ăWhy are you telling that side to back off?ă
âWhy are you telling that side to back off?â
Oh, it overlapped.
With that [Real], our thoughts overlappedâŠâŠ.
[Shiny trembles and pats the warriorâs waist for comfort.]
The Sword Emperor also touched my shoulder.
While I was being comforted without words, the Crusader continued to speak toward the Sword Saint.
âI know you always want to be on the front line. But didnât you already join in the raid of the 12th to 19th floors with the Death King and the Witch? So, it would indeed be a shameless thing to do if you say you want to be the first to step foot into the 22nd floorâs raid this time as well.â
A calm tone and a logical explanation. With a serious expression.
The only thing that bothered me was the bulging purse that hung onto the side of her clothes.
âIn addition to that,â
The Crusader pointed to Venomous Snake, and then to the members who suggested that Sect Master-nim should go.
âChen Mu-mun Master is the head of a group. Although heâs not a man who cares about the face of his disciples, his position is different from you who plays solo. Canât you respect him a little?â
âUhmmmâŠâ
Sword Saint, Marcus Calenberry, was pondering.
The hard-posed old man frowned. Then relaxed his tight brows. He went through these motions many times.
Finally, he folded his arms.
âWhen have I ever cared about the honour of you five top guilds?â
The Crusader gritted her teeth.
âSword Saint, you reallyâŠâŠ!â
âBut.â
The Sword Saint, who had cut off the Crusaderâs words, turned his head to stare at me.
No, why was he looking at me nowâŠâŠ?
âThese days, Iâve been wondering if heâs going to have some sense of honour.â
It was a great sight. A stubborn old man had bent over his stubbornness. It was a beautiful sight and yet, the grumbling Medicine King still had a âThis canât be happeningâ look on his face beside me, and his body language seemed to convey that he did not want to follow the example of the person before him in the slightest.
But why was I seeing that sight of him now�
âGot it.â
The Sword Saint took a step back.
He gazed at the Chronicles of Heavenly Demon full of regret, but the old man brushed it off his heart and said,
âVenomous Snake, this time I will yield to you.â
The Venomous Snake raised his eyes. But that was only for a moment. The Venomous Snake released his force even more and grinned. He looked like a gambler who had won as he wanted.
âYou should have done that sooner. You should know that youâve just kept your life, old man.â
ăNo! What the shit, why are you making concessions all of a sudden!? Marcus Calenberry! Youâre not one to give up anything to anyone else! No, I donât want to go!ă
There was an indescribable scene happening that no one knew the insides about.
As expected, the Crusader also looked at the Sword Saint with the same face, as if it was difficult to describe. Heretic Questioner, who was watching with a sparkling face, jumped and hugged the Crusaderâs arm.
âThatâs amazing! You convinced the Sword Saint, Crusader!â
âWell. No. It was the Sword Saint who has accepted my persuasion.â
âAhaha, is that so! Then Iâll have to hug the Sword Saint!â
âI strongly refuse.â
The Sword Saint immediately set up an iron wall. Of course, any random iron wall would not work for the Natural Born Psycho, so the Sword Saint had to be in trouble for a while.
âReallyâŠâŠEveryone is growing little by little.â
The Witch grinned with her mouth closed like a dot.
In a mood as if a heartwarming story had been told, the three people who came to the expedition of Apocalypse [Chronicles of Heavenly Demon] were ready.
âTchhhh. If itâs decided, go faster you bastards. Iâm going to lose it if I keep waiting. Youâre just the young meâŠâŠâŠ It just canât be helped either. Ha, really. I should just leave, what can I do? I was defeated by the luck of that greenhorn earlier, but the one of a kind, widely renowned, all-time best alchemist is me, Medicine King.â
âUghh, Death King. Iâm scaredâŠâŠâŠ is it really okay if someone like me follows? Oh, but of course, Iâm at least better than that Medicine King or something though? The outcome was as solid as Galileo Galileiâs Geocentric theory, but the results are strangely unrecognized by that flea-like old man? Even then, is someone like meâŠâŠâ
âHey, non-combatants. Take care of yourself when thereâs a fight. It only takes a moment for a personâs neck to fly off, you know?â
ăI donât want to goâŠSwap with me⊠Sword Saint Grandpops, can you please swap with me, even if itâs right nowâŠâŠ.ă
I stared blankly at the expedition members who had come together.
The Sword Emperor spoke in a soothing tone which was rare for him.
-Donât worry, Zombie. If you donât think this is correct, just die! Whether you get sick or throw yourself from the ceiling, go back to one day before! This reset, Iâm going to acknowledge it for real from the bottom of my soul. Although all I have is a soul now.
I nodded weakly.
âYes⊠âŠletâs goâŠâŠâ
âGood.â
The librarian snapped his fingers. Tak! The Apocalypse which was in the hands of the Sword Saint flew by itself into the hands of the librarian. He had just lent it to us for a moment, but this book was originally his own, so the librarian flipped open the book with familiar hand gestures.
âDeath King, Venomous Snake, Medicine King, Alchemist.â
Light radiated from the book.
âI would like to name these four new characters in the [Chronicles of Heavenly Demon]. When you lot open your eyes there, it will still be a world ten days before the tragic serial discontinuation of the series.â
And the light enveloped us.
âI look forward to your wonderful ending.â
It was the moment when an expedition team with no hopes or dreams was dispatched.