âWould you like me to transfer you to Babylon on the 1st floor? OrâŠâ
âNo. Iâd like to wait here.â
I answered while putting down my posh Lipton black tea.
The Lady smiled slightly.
âOkay, fine. Iâll even add in a camera as a service.â
With a clap of the Ladyâs hands, a vast hologram unfolded in the air.
Displayed on the screen were the goblins and oni. I could look at any city I wanted, and I could quickly scroll far away from the city and see the entire continent.
âThis⊠is amazing.â
âMhm. You can also set the speed! 10x speed, 100x speed, 1000x speed, and 10000x speed are all possible, so watch as you please.â
âThank you.â
Thatâs how we watched the flow of the âworldâ.
5.
On the screen, the goblin warriors waved their arms and roared.
-Full charge!
Surprisingly, they were fighting Uburka.
-Ugor! Shibaling* ancestor! We refused your help! (*:aka âfuckingâ)
-Uhaha!
Uburka guffawed mightily.
-Right, you did say that! However, the oni wanted to use the power of the gods to fight you! In a subject where you would be devastated so thoroughly that you wouldnât even be able to put up proper resistance, do you think you could overcome it!?
-That was also our trial to endure!
-You talk well! However, the arguments of weaklings are nothing more than empty talk!
Uburka roared while holding his ax.
-If you could have overcome it yourselves! If you didnât need my help! Ugor, then you motherfuckers.
Uburka smiled.
The smile was the same as when he once blocked the way to the snail raceâs holy land.
-Fight me, win, and prove that your words are not a bluff!!
Sparks practically flew out of the eyes of the goblin warriors.
-We want to!!
While the goblins were in the midst of taking their âgraduation examâ, the defeated oni were also facing their god.
-Sorry.
The Venomous Snake bowed his head to those he led.
-The tasks of god for god. The tasks of man for man. Since I was helping you as god, I should have revealed that I was god.
-âŠ
-From the moment I failed to maintain this common courtesy, I failed both as a god and as a warrior. I canât believe I still ended up losing in this subject. Iâm really ashamedâŠ
The Venomous Snake scratched the back of his head. A clumsy smile appeared on the corner of his lips before evaporating like dew.
-Sorry, I justâŠâŠ
Tears flowed from his eyes till his eyepatch was unable to stop them.
-I just⊠I could have done betterâŠ
Only a handful of oni managed to survive the Burning Grave. They were still a mess. All of them had something broken or cut.
However, they did not put the blame on their god.
-Raise your head, god!
-You did your best!
The oni shouted loudly.
-We havenât been destroyed yet!
-Our horns havenât been broken yet!
Some of them even smiled.
-Weâve lost countless times already!
-Weâre used to losing!
-Gahaha! God should get used to it too! If you take care of us with such a soft, tofu-like attitude, we will directly explode and ascend to heaven!
It was neither self ridicule, or self torment.
It was just the consolation they offered to their god, which was powerful proof that their jokes were not to ridicule him, but to comfort him.
-You guysâŠ
The Venomous Snake muttered. His face was a mess of tears and snot from his runny nose.
The oni bowed to their god.
-We have many shortcomings.
-This means we have many things to improve!
-We can win!
-So please guide us so that we can do it.
-Please guide us, god.
The Venomous Snake was silent for a while.
Then, he clenched his fist and shouted.
-Shit! Thatâs natural! Trust and follow me, children!
The oni responded loudly.
-Yes!
On one side, the goblins, who had left the arms of god, fought against the proudest hero in their history, and on the other, to the god who had appeared in front of them, the oni vowed to make a comeback.
At that moment, my heart was cut into pieces by the contrast.
âThis is amazingâ
âWoah, you startled me!â
As I was immersed in the screen, I suddenly heard a voice beside me.
Not the Ladyâs voice, but a very familiar voice. Black hair with a hint of indigo rippled. A woman dressed in black clothes as dark as her hair was excitedly looking at the hologram.
My friend.
The Black Dragon Master.
6.
I shouted in astonishment.
âB-, Black Dragon Master? No. Anastasia. How did you suddenly come hereâŠ?â
âI called her!â
With an âahemâ, The Lady Who Walks Through The Mirage, cleared her throat.
It was the face of a child asking to be praised after accomplishing a good deed.
âYou called her?â
âMhm. She was eliminated from this mission.â
âNo, what happened?â
When I asked this, the Black Dragon Master shrugged.
âI went bankrupt.â
âBy bankruptâŠâ
âLiterally that, my race points fell into the negatives. When the vampires and dream demons were combined, I had no choice but to borrow money even though I knew I couldnât pay it back.â
Dream demon race.
I couldnât help but blink at the name I hadnât heard in a long time.
âYou met the dream demons againâ
âMhm. Those guys grew up quite a bit.â
âWhat exactly happenedâŠâ
âYouâll see for yourself soon. More importantly, you guys! Hurry up and come over here and sit down.â
You guys?
When I looked around after hearing those words, I saw that it was not just the Black Dragon Master but also the Crusader, Heretic Questioner and Count that had been summoned. It was really before I knew it.
âAs youâve guessed, I called them. After all, wouldnât everyone be curious about what happened to their races?â
The Lady cleared her throat again.
It seemed that she had created this place with the intention of doing this.
âThank you for calling me. I was worried about how those mermaid children were doing.â
The Crusader walked up to the sofa and sat with a sigh.
Meanwhile, the Count climbed onto the back of the sofa and curled up.
âThey should be fine. Didnât they have a firm hold on logistics? Theyâre also on good terms with the goblins, so it should be fine as long as they stick to maritime logistics and donât be greedy.â
Mm.
Itâs been a long time since Iâve seen it, but the Countâs special ability was [Metamorphosis]. That was a cat metamorphosis.
Therefore, it was a cat, not the Count, that was curled up on the back of the sofa. After all, only if the Count was a master of yoga could such a sight be remotely possible.
âLong time no see! Master!â
The Heretic Questioner hopped up and put his arm on my sofa.
For a moment, I looked at the scene that had quickly become a social gathering for the top ranked Hunters. The Lady delivered cup noodles, and Lipton iced tea to the Hunters, and the Hunters consumed them while saying how good they were.
âItâs chaosâŠâ
âAra, how did you know?â
âHuh?â
âThis time when I went back to Babylon, I searched for all the heretic forces lurking within the Ten Thousand Temple. Ahaha, I had been confident that Iâd managed the personnel with care, but there were still so many! Among them, I destroyed a secret organization called [Chaos]!â
âUhâŠâ
No.
Not thatâŠ
I meant that this situation in itself is chaosâŠ.
âEveryone! Look carefully!â
As always, the only hero capable of quelling the confusion was the Black Dragon Master, Anastasia. Eyes twinkling, Anastasia pointed at the screen.
âThe oni challenged the Fire River Council of the goblins to a duel!â
Driven by the Black Dragon Masterâs heat, we all looked at the screen together.
In the time Iâd taken my eyes off, a lot of time had passed in the world. It was unclear just how many years had passed, but it should have been at least a century as the mountain peak that Uburka had torn off had become a tourist attraction surrounded by a fence.
In a world where that much time had passed, the process of seven oni being beaten out of shape one after the other by the President of the Fire River Council continued plainly.
âArenât they getting wrecked, Anastasia?â
âThatâs not the point! Seriously Death King⊠Gong-ja! Why are you only stupid at times like this when you have such a good head!â
-No, itâs the other way around. This bastard is a dumbass by nature, but heâs only smart when heâs acting.
Beside me, Bae Hu-ryeong added a couple words, but fortunately, I was the only one that could hear his words, so his distortion of facts did not spread to those gathered there.
Meanwhile, Anastasia continued.
âWhatâs important is that there are people other than the goblins in the Fire River Council! Look, Kim Gong-ja! Those oni are attending as members of the council!â
âMembers of the council? Uh, the Fire River Council is a council for the goblin race. How could oniâŠâ
Just as the two of us were discussing the scene on the screen.
I suddenly felt that the reactions around me were strange.
ââŠwhatâs⊠wrong with you all?â
When I expressed my doubts, the cat Count, who had been staring blankly at me, spoke in a bewildered manner.
âN-, no. Itâs just that, if I didnât hear wrong, just now, I thought I heard the Black Dragon Master⊠and the Death King, call each other by your names and not your titlesâŠâ
âYou didnât hear wrong.â
I nodded.
âAnastasia and I are friends.â
ââŠâ
Have you ever seen a look of astonishment on a cat? At least for me, this was my first time. Her mouth fell open and her eyes stretched wide, but it wasnât such a pretty expression that I would want to see it twice.
âMhm, thatâs right. Kim Gong-ja and I are friends.â
The Black Dragon Master added oil.
No, it might be more accurate to say that she threw over a cucumber and shocked the cat even more.
âWe decided to call each other by our first names. We even wrote a friendship contract based on that.â
The cat Countâs back arched upwards at a bizarre angle.
âFriendship contractâŠ? Are you paying for friendship or somethingâŠ?â
âCount⊠Money canât buy friends.â
âYouâre trying to destroy most of my friendships, arenât you!?â
âIn any case, thatâs not important right now.â
At this point, while the cat Count was immersed in the sorrow of losing friends, the other Hunters were still in shock. Anastasia pointed towards the screen as if nothing happened.
âAs you said Gong-ja, seven oni qualified to be members of the Fire River Council, which should belong exclusively to the goblins. And they challenged the council with the pride of the oni race.â
âIndeed.â
I folded my arms.
âInstead of waging a large scale war, they chose to duel in the Fire River Council.â
âMhm. But the interesting thing is thatâs just the beginning, Kim Gong-ja.â
Chuckling, pulled up a hologram.
It was just the laugh of a close friend, without any tricks or ulterior motives.
I had gotten used to it to a certain extent, but that didnât seem to be the case for the other Hunters a few steps away, as they were still looking at us with unfamiliar gazes.
âNo, look,â
The hologram displayed by Anastasia showed the seats in the council.
The majority of them were green, which indicated that they belonged to the goblins, but here and there were splashes of pink.
âThe elves.â
The eyes of the cat Count, who was the god of the elves, widened.
âMhm, mhm. Thatâs right. Death King, in the past, werenât you the one that brought the elves into the fire plays that belonged exclusively to the goblins? It can be said that this is the result.â
Ssonia .
The elf child who wanted to become a fire that danced in a dark cave.
âThis is a guess, but there was probably a renaissance in fire plays after that child, which also caused changes in the Fire River Council. Even if theyâre an elf, as long as they are good at fire plays or strong enough, they would be recognized as an official member of the Fire River Council.â
ââŠindeed, so thatâs why the oni can.â
âMhm. Since then, the Fire River Council was no longer the [exclusive property of the goblins]!â
Anastasiaâs pointing out was right.
As time passed, in the seats that were predominantly green, other colors began to gradually increase.
âThis isâŠ?â
âProbably a mermaid.â
Squirm.
The cat Count squeezed in between us. Climbing precariously on my right shoulder and Anastasiaâs left shoulder, the cat Count looked down at the hologram of the seats.
âA mermaid?â
âMm. Now, in your country, no, in the goblinâs country, the economy and military are completely separated. The economy is monopolized by the elves, and the military is monopolized by the goblins. And in the cultural industry which is represented by the fire plays, the two races cooperate.â
âHowever, the mermaids are the ones that transport goods along the river and make capital.â
The Crusader, who had approached at some point, spoke.
The Count nodded.
âMm! The mermaids are born with an excellent abilities in logistics transport. After the discovery of the New Continent, they are capable of not just coastal voyages but also continental voyages. The larger the goblinâs country, the more goods the elves can handle, and the more products and the higher the role of the mermaids.â
âIn other wordsâŠ?â
âThe mermaidsâ voices can no longer be ignored. If they were to go on strike, logistics in the country would be ruined. The mermaids probably also sent some talented warriors to become members of the Fire River Council, marked by blue.â
I thought.
To sum it upâŠ
âThe Fire River Council, which was originally created by the goblinsâŠâ
Anastasia took over from my words.
âDue to the nature of the goblins, who are non-combatants apart from when they need to fight, virtually anyone can join, regardless of race.â
Finally, the Count licked the back of her hand and purred.
âFirst, the elves, who were the closest to them economically and culturally, began to enter the council. Next, the mermaids who developed an advanced logistics system. And now, even the oni can send warriors to represent them.â
We were silent.
ââŠâ
ââŠâ
We looked into each otherâs eyes. Anastasiaâs eyes were wide with excitement. The cat Count nodded lightly, as if accepted Anastasiaâs enthusiasm.
The Crusader crossed her arms.
âA World Council.â
A unified council in which every race participated.