Each shadow wore a fluttering black robe. The shadows werenât surprised at all by the army of phantoms that stood a distance away. After all, they had lived in a world overrun by Jiangshi and experienced death.
It was impossible for them to fear ghosts.
âYou look very fine today, Young Master,â the Flame Ghost Demon said in a carefree tone. He was the first-ranked of the Demonic Sectâs Four Demon Lords, a cultist who competed against the Shaolin templeâs chief monk in the Great Battle of Good and Evil.
âYouâve even put powder on your face. Just like a groom-to-be.â
I nodded. âThatâs right. Iâm getting married.â
ââŚWhat?â
A thousand cult members turned their heads in unison. They were martial artists who had regained the abilities of their prime. Everyone must have been listening to me by augmenting their hearing with their internal energy.
So that they could all hear me, I enunciated my words. âI am getting married today.â
Silence fell.
The cult members looked at each other. Then they looked back at me. They were trying to poke and see if I was serious or just joking. I responded to their query with a simple nod.
âY-Young Master isââ the Flame Ghost Demon opened his mouth. âYoung Master is going to wed!â
The Demonic Cultists freaked.
âOur young master is tying the knot!â
âThe greatest follower of the Demonic path is getting married!â
âItâs not just an engagement! Itâs an actual marriage!â
The cult members forgot about the ghost legion in front of them and began to rampage. They howled and roared. It was like they urgently had to announce my marriage to the world.
âWho is your partner?!â
âSheâs over there.â I politely indicated toward Raviel with both hands. âThe one over there with silver hair will be my husband.â
Raviel was calming the imperial citizens who had fallen into confusion.
As always, her profile was cool and dashing.
The jaws of the cult members who followed my hand gesture and turned their heads fell to the ground.
âSheâs beautifulâŚâ
âL-lovely indeed.â
âOur young master has good tastes.â
âYoung Master! What level of internal energy has Madam achieved?â
Someone asked about her skill in martial arts, thinking she might not be strong.
âMm. My husband doesnât know martial arts.â
The cult membersâ eyes opened wide. Whispers of discontent quickly spread through the hall. The cultistsâ eyes rebelled, unable to accept this marriage.
âBut, sheâs the person who will accompany you in the Demonic pathâŚâ
âIsnât it kind of, you know, if she doesnât know any martial arts?â
âMm. Authority always comes from physical strengthâŚâ
âThe Blood Guard cannot accept this union!â
I added, âI forgot to tell you. My partner is second only to the emperor in this land.â
Then, the cultists quieted.
âThatâs a different story, thenâŚâ
âItâs not like people have to learn martial arts. Right?â
âYup, authority comes from political strengthâŚâ
âCongratulations on your wedding! Young Master!â
These people were very innocent in many ways.
However, not all of those present were part of the Demonic Cult. Preta, who was once called the Devil King of Fall Rain and feared by the world, had been dumbfounded as soon as I shared that I was getting married.
âM-milord is getting married?â
âYea. It turned out like that.â
âIt doesnât make sense. A nutjob like milord⌠Ah, no, I apologize. Does a human who wants to marry such a unique person as milord actually exist?â
Preta, youâŚ
You keep saying milord this, milord that, when on the inside you think of me as a nutjobâŚ
I sighed as another scar was added to my heart.
âShe really exists, yes. We can talk in more detail at the reception. For now, focus on the battle.â
âUh, ah. Yes. I understand, milord. What kind of enemy is itâŚ?â
âTheyâre apostles from other worlds who have come to conquer this one.â Then, I added, âTheyâre also trying to wreck my wedding.â
As soon as the words left my mouth, the cultistsâ mood changed.
âOho.â
The Blood Demon, head of the Blood Guard, touched the hilt of his sword.
âHmmâŚâ
The head of the Memorial Squadron, the Flame Ghost Demon, smirked.
âThey dare interrupt the wedding of the Demonic Sectâs young master.â
Demon Lord Wolyeong, leader of the Shadow Corpse Squadron, brushed back his hair.
âHa. Theyâre mad.â
The Sword Demon, leader of the Assassination Squad, twisted his neck up and down, left and right.
ââŚâŚâ
Lastly, Preta pulled out her sword without a word. It was a magical sword that emitted dark red rays, the same sword that had killed me hundreds of times.
âI see. I understand now. I thought that milord underwent another awakening that helped us gain the strength we had in our lives⌠But thatâs not it. Itâs a Constellationâs blessing. Those men are the pawns of a Constellation.â
âThatâs right.â
âMay I ask what Constellations these children are mooching off of?â
âMahos. Also known as the Warhorse of the Eternal Plains.â
The tip of Pretaâs mouth twisted.
âTheyâre idiots who only know how to fight.â
Her derision was reminiscent of the arrogance she had before she fell to me.
The enemy numbered 10,000. We were only one thousand. However, the cult members chatted and readied their blades, and Preta slowly raised her sword. Our side had the advantage; nobody thought otherwise.
None of us.
âMy lord, please give us our orders. What do you want me to do?â
I gave the order.
âWipe them out.â
Preta raised her demonic sword high.
âAs you wish.â
First guard.
A ray that was even redder than blood split the already red sky.
-Guoooh!
Power and dignity filled Pretaâs strike, for she would allow nothing else. The ghosts who were caught in the red ray screamed and ceased to exist.
Even the general who led the ghost legion was nearly beaten.
-What, this is⌠No, it doesnât make sense. A ConstellationâŚ? Heâs not a Constellation himself, but he had one as a subordinateâŚ
While the general looked at me in astonishmentâ
âBeat âem up!â
âthe Demonic sect members burst into a wild roar.
âTheyâre small fry! You donât even have to say our sectâs chant!â
âYou fucking plebs think you can interfere with a marriage of the Demonic Sect?!â
âThe necks we snap today are our wedding gifts for the Young Master! Understand? Anyone who kills less than five will die by my hands today!â
âKuhaha! The Assassination Squad will get at least ten each!â
âThis is why unlearned idiots areâŚâ
Some raged, some howled, and some clicked their tongues. The legion of ghosts was still far away, but the distance meant nothing. A thousand shadows utilized the Lightness Skill to stride forward at once.
-Huuh?! Stop them!
The general shouted, flustered.
The ghost legion definitely comprised elite soldiers. The ghosts lifted their shields and formed ranks at once, not having a single gap between them. With their spears raised up, they looked like a giant porcupine. But.
âFools.â Preta, the specter of Fall Rain, laughed at them. âThe cannon fodder made themselves into targets.â
A red ray ripped through the sky again. Ba-ba-bang! The tightly packed ghost legion was easily swept away. A gaping hole was poked in their formation. Other ghosts hurriedly tried to fill the gap.
âKahaha!â
However, the cult members, with their honed fighting instincts, would never neglect an opening.
âTear them apart!â
The cultists rushed in like beasts. The army of shadows and the army of ghosts clashed. Chwak! Chwaaak! The cultists spread their chi and slaughtered the ghosts.
Unlike the Battle of Good and Evil, they didnât bother shouting their rallying cry of âBaraya.â No one mentioned why, but I could guess the reason. This wasnât a duel. It wasnât a great war.
It was simply a hunt.
The cultists saw the ghost legion as mere beasts and slayed them.
-Kigeeek!
The ghost legion couldnât refute their arrogant view. The legionâs ranks were destroyed by the cultistsâ swords. Their shields and their spears fell apart. The cultists stabbed their swords through the cracks of the broken shields and grabbed the other end of the spears to pierce the ghosts.
It was a massacre.
-Units, regroup!
The general raised his flag and yelled urgently.
-Warriors, do not panic! There is no hurry! Heed your unit leadersâ commandsâŚ
âOi.â
Plop.
Someone nimbly jumped on top of the generalâs flag.
âHiya.â
Sword Demon. He was the first-ranked man among the Four Demon Lords and the one with the foulest mouth. The Sword Demonâs face was covered in the shade, his back against the evening sunset.
âBruh, youâre messing with our young masterâs wedding?â
-Youâ
âFucking bitch. Just drop dead.â
Weapons flashed. One blow. Two. Three. Three strikes intertwined like a spider web. The first blow cut the generalâs right arm, the second cut his chest, and the third shredded the flag.
-C-coughâŚ
The apostle of the military god spat out blood. That only lasted a moment. The Sword Demon made a final strike to the throat from which the general vomited blood. The manâs scream was cut short as his head flew off.
âOof.â
The Sword Demon jumped up the flagpole. He caught the generalâs head as it soared through the air.
âAigo, I canât drop this precious thing. Kaha. You see that, brats? Iâm the Sword Demon, head of the Assasination Squad! Our squad takes the cake when it comes to the wedding gifts for our young master!â
âDamn it.â
âWhy did that blockheadâŚâ
All over the battlefield, there were quiet exclaims of âfuck.â Did the Four Demon Lords feel some weird competitive spirit? The other cultists looked sour, saying that the Sword Demon stole a good prize.
[The apostle of âThe Warhorse of the Eternal Plainsâ has died.]
Srrkâ
The generalâs head, which the Sword Demon had taken, turned into light and disappeared. And that wasnât all. His beheaded body and the ghosts that followed the general disappeared like dust in an instant. The whole legion disappeared.
âHuh? Huuuh?â
The Sword Demon was bewildered. He looked at his right hand, which had suddenly become empty. After a moment, he looked blankly at me.
âUh⌠Uuh⌠Itâs the thought that counts, right? Young Master?â
I smirked.
âItâs all right. Iâll cut you a break.â
It was then.
-Lu. La.
The apostles of [The Evangelist of Everlasting Happiness], who still remained, began to sing. Lu. La. The children held hands and danced circles in the air. With every step in the sunset, more melody filled the sky.
âHmm.â
âUh.â
The cultists frowned. Some tried to hurriedly fight the song with their chi, but they failed. When the apostle of [The Warhorse of the Eternal Plains] died, the area-wide effect also ended.
âAhâŚâ
Preta also moaned dejectedly. The black substance that covered her body soon drained away. Preta clicked her tongue and looked at the Sword Demon.
âThat stupid⌠Heâs on our side, but heâs no help. Iâm sorry, milord. If I was in my prime, I could fight against a psychological attack like⌠this weak, um⌠fight it⌠itâŚâ
Pretaâs voice became slower as she went on because she had fallen asleep. Pretaâs body swayed.
It wasnât just her. The cultists who ran madly through the battlefield a little while ago collapsed one by one. The wedding guests under Ravielâs command were the same. Humans were helpless to the lullaby sung by the apostles of dreams.
âPlease wait, Death King.â
The Heretic Questioner made some hand signs.
âIâll create a field of immunity!â
âNo need.â
I caught the Heretic Questionerâs hands to stop him. The Heretic Questioner tilted his head.
âDeath King? If we stay like this, even weâll fall to the apostlesâ song.â
âMaybe so. But if Iâm right, Raviel, you, and I will be fine. Though, I donât know about the others.â
âHmm.â
The Heretic Questioner smiled and dropped his hands.
âGot it. If Death King says so, you must have a reason.â
The sunset reached its apex.
-Lu. La, la.
-La, lulu. Lu.
The sunset glowed red and shined on the children. Their shadows extended to the horizon. The shadows on the ground came closer and farther, smaller and larger, again and again.
ăItâs a psychological attack.ă
ăThose who are exposed to the song are forcibly pushed into their happiest memory.ă
The wedding hall became quiet.
The cultists sat on the ground, sleeping as they leaned on each otherâs shoulders. Some wedding guests were even lying down and sleeping. Was everyone trapped in their own happiness?
âHmm.â
However, three people could still speak.
âYou were right.â
The Heretic Questioner stroked his chin like he found it all interesting. He looked back and forth at Raviel and me.
âThe three of us are fine, just like Death King said. I do feel a little drowsy, but my bodyâs condition is normal. Aha. What kind of magic did you use this time, Death King?â
There were others apart from the Heretic Questioner who were curious about the situation. The apostles of dreams slowly stopped their dance. The children tilted their heads and looked down at me.
-Youâre a weird human.
-He wonât fall asleep. Donât you dream?
-You donât have any happy memories?
I shook my head.
âNo.â
I slowly looked around the wedding hall.
âItâs not like that.â
There, Preta was breathing quietly as she slept. Cultists dozed off, leaning back-to-back. A life that I took and lives that were evidence of my master.
I had many reasons to be unhappy.
Countless reasons.
I had been burned to death, killed myself thousands of times, and witnessed my colleagues killing each other out of suspicion. There were even times when I had to die a dozen deaths just to take one step forward. A corpse had ripped out my throat, and I had to let go of someone who called me beautiful.
Nobody would blame me if I said my life was a tragedy.
âIâm the happiest right now.â
But the person I loved was here.
One reason to be happy was more precious to me than hundreds of reasons to be sad.
âI donât know if you know, but today is my wedding day. I donât know about any other day, but for today, itâll be hard to find someone happier than I am. You just chose the wrong date to invade this world.â
I shrugged.
âAs for the Heretic Questioner⌠Well, either heâs never felt happiness or heâs simply happy every day.â
âAh. Indeed! That must be it. Iâm definitely happy all the time! Youâve seen right through me, Death King.â
The Heretic Questioner laughed and whispered,
âSacred Technique. Divine Transmission.â
The next moment, we were transported to the apostlesâ back.
Unlike the other apostles, the apostles of [The Evangelist of Everlasting Happiness] had no skill in fighting. The apostles in the form of children did not fight back when they saw us. They just stared up at my face.
-Youâre a weird human.
Mind set, I swung my sword.
[The apostle of âThe Evangelist of Everlasting Happinessâ has died.]
Then, we returned to the ground with the sacred technique.
We had subjugated all of the foreign beings who had invaded this world.
ââŚâŚâ
Actually, not yet.
I fixed my grip on the Holy Sword and looked back. An apostle with a large hammer stood in the distance. As her eyes met mine, she cowered back.
-Sob, aahâŚÂ AhâŚ
I slowly opened my mouth.
âThis is your last chance to fight me. Itâs your last chance to counter me and your last chance to resist. I will kill you and reap your soul.â
-R-reap�
âYou donât need to understand now. Youâll know soon enough.â