Prologue
Iā€™m strong.
I started to stand out at an ancient Japanese martial arts dojo run by my grandfatherā€™s best friend when I was 5 years old.
That dojo didnā€™t just teach barehanded fighting, but also swords, spears, truncheon, bow, and horse-riding.
As I grew up my body got bigger and nobody could match me anymore. No, I wasnā€™t able to beat my grandfatherā€™s best friend even once before he fell to illness.
I was told 怌Youā€™re banned from using martial arts until you can beat me怍 so I focused on studying hard.
Then when I turned 18 he called me over and asked me to marry his granddaughter and succeed the dojo.
His granddaughter was older than me, she was 20 years old, but since her face and her body were all to my liking I quickly accepted.
In college I got a job as a sports instructor to save up money until Iā€™m 25 to get married with the uncleā€™s granddaughter.
At that time he suddenly got confined in bed. (TN: Heā€™s sick)
In order to reassure him I worked hard to save money.
Three months after my wedding he suddenly passed away as he was assured.
His granddaughter told me that we wonā€™t have sex before marriage.
I just thought it couldnā€™t be helped.
Three months after our wedding we still didnā€™t do it since uncleā€™s condition turned dangerous.
Half a year after our wedding we still didnā€™t do it because we had to mourn for uncle.
Then my wife was pregnant.
It was a blessing, but I was dumbfounded.
I asked my wife, and she quickly confessed.
The girl in her belly was the Assistant Instructorā€™s child.
Honestly, I thought I was able to keep a good relationship with her in this decided marriage.
But, it seems like I was the only one who thought that.
I broke up with my wife because of our mismatch in childā€™s education.
I only work and train everyday.
One day a student asked me if Iā€™m going to the ā– -like amateur sports program so I went and conquered one. (TN: That word is censored)
Somehow I became really famous and was invited to a lot other programs.
Without letting people know that I was using ancient Japanese martial arts,
I cut through a paper being hung in the air with a Japanese sword.
I also performed a professional soccer free kick with an arrow
And pierced a baseball thrown by a baseball player mid-air using a spear.
Making my techniques into exhibition shows is a little offensive, but my fame skyrocketted.
One day, I planned to go overseas and visit a certain tribe in Africa.
There was a fighting festival in that tribe. Then I participated and completely defeated the best Hero of the tribe.
That night, many women in the tribe approached me, the interpreter was nowhere to be found, so I couldnā€™t understand a thing they said. But, I knew that they were approaching me sexually, it wasnā€™t a bad offer.
I left the tribe, went to the airport and entered the plane.
I was sleeping when the airplane started to shake.
The surrounding passengers were confused and panicking.
I looked out to the window and saw fire was emitting from the engine.
The plane shook even more violently.
I shut my eyes and let destiny decide my fate.
Hmļ¼ŸAm I still aliveļ¼Ÿ
Perhaps I was miraculously savedļ¼Ÿ
Why am I feeling like Iā€™m floatingļ¼Ÿ
I donā€™t really understand.
My body isnā€™t moving very wellā€¦
怌Deliveredļ¼Itā€™s a spiritļ¼My child is blessedļ¼ć€
(TN: Seirei = spirit)
Wait whatļ¼Ÿ
I looked at the scenery around me.
Within my vision was a grassland dyed in snow everywhere.