I understand what I am saying. Right now I am tired, mentally and physically. One week has passed since I ate the paralysis grass and acquired ăparalysis resistanceă. After that, I visited the habitat of the clever monkey several times, but I did not find any more seeds after those nine.
ăAmu mmhh âŠâŠ so badă
I put a fruit of the evolution in my mouth and mutter so. By the way, the fruit of the evolution I am eating is todayâs meal. Because I eat them at a pace of one seed per day per week, only two remain. After that, probably because I earnestly kept eating the seeds and appraising various things, I got strange resistances that were different from paralysis resistance. By the way my present status is:
«Hiiragi Seiichi»
Tribe: Mass of filth âŠâŠ Oh, human ass
Gender: Male named filth
Occupation: Smelly homeless
Age: 17
Level: 1
Magic: 17
ATK: 1
Defense: 1
Agility: 1
Magic attack: 1
Magic defense: 1
Luck: 0
Charm:
«Equipment»
Ultimate weapon: the school uniform. Ultimate weapon: the student pants. Underwear of sure death. Shirt of sure death.
Uhhh. I have a lot of material to use in a Tsukkomi act. Race first. It seems that it forgot that I am Human. The correct sex isnât male; itâs filth. Occupation has evolved since the last time in a bad way. My equipment smells so bad that it can be used as a weapon. What the hell is this. Ultimate weapon? Underwear and shirt of sure death. Amazing. And look at the Charm. Is it blank? At least do you not even want to write words?
âŠâŠâŠâŠ
ăI say, what should I doâŠââ
I dropped down onto both hands and knees on the ground. Just who has a grudge on me?! Ahhh! I donŽt have a proper status beside the «skill» . I took a deep breath.
Calm down⊠Yosh ⊠Fuuuuu. Now that I calmed myself down. I confirmed again that I got new skills.
[Sleep resistance]
To disable forced sleep by sleeping gas, etc.
[Confusion resistance]
Resistance to confusion and hallucinations.
[Charm resistance]
I prevent hypnosis caused by charm.
[Petrification resistance]
Disable being petrified by magic or evil eye, etc.
[Hindrance resistance]
Resistance to inhibition of movement due to trap or magic.
Arenât these five quite amazing? No. More than amazing, these are convenient. Inside this dangerous forest, who knows when a gas such as sleeping gas or hallucinations might show up. Such a resistance will be very important to live. As a result of having analyzed all five of them like that, I ate the mushroom which was there. Before I obtained these skills, when analyzing the paralysis grass, the result was â?â. As I continued to analyze and profit, I wonât die.
By the way, when I judged it once again after having learned this skill, I was shown this:
[Sleep Mushroom]: One bit makes me sleepy. All of it makes me pass out.
[Super Dangerous Mushroom]: Somehow a lot of hallucinations are seen. It stimulates. Itâs a dream-like mushroom for dying people.
[Charm Mushroom]: All you see is turned beautiful. It makes you happy and unable to stand still.
[Petrification Mushroom]: If you eat, it petrifies you starting from your legs. Itâs impossible to deal with it because it petrifies all of you. Bit by bit, the petrification reverses with time.
[Disturbing Mushroom]: After eating, you canât move from the place. However, even if you canât move from the place, you can still move your body.
I threw away everything. It was a life crisis, you know?! Like hell I could do it!!! Moreover when I ate a sleep mushroom, I sleep like that and when I woke up, there was a smart monkey near me which scared me sh*tless!! Because I have a strong smell, I thought it will notice me!! I was prepared to die!! Furthermore, super dangerous mushroom?!! Just like that!!?? Moreover it isnât that like a drug!! I just pulled a tsukkomi act there. Seriously just a bite and I felt invincible. When I thought I could defeat the clever monkey, the effect wore out just before I could enter their habitat. Not a good drug, for sure. Then it was a charm mushroom. When I returned to normal, I despaired at my own sexual desire. The petrifying mushroom is pure horror. Freaking scary. The disturbing mushroom was interesting. You can move your body, but at the same time, you canât move from the spot. Well, I was worried thinking what if that monkey will show up.
ăTo speak frankly, I donât want to put something unknown in my mouth anymoreâŠââ
In donât have the 4 right of the consumer? (Note: The right to safety, The right to be informed, The right to choose, The right to be heard). The right of information is important!!! But, god is being cold to me. Well, the god who sent us here wonât interfere with this world though.
ăThis⊠is clearly dangerous isnât it?ââ
Currently I put the seed of evolution in my mouth and eat it. Farewell my last meal.
Suddenly -
ăA dangerous atmosphere to the max, butâŠââ
With my right hand there is one mushroom. It was dark purple, a mix of blue and red, with yellow spots and furthermore a white spot at the top. So, why white? Itâs the opposite! Absolutely bad!! Will I die? Me? Itâs a lump of poison!! Just tell me to die already!!! BuâŠbut I still havenât appraised this mushroom. There exists the possibility of this mushroom being just a edible mushroom. The moment the appraisal isnât ă?ă, it isnât an experiment anymore and it will become a factâŠ!!! Oh God⊠please have mercyâŠ! With that thought, I use the skill [Analyze].
ăïŒïŒïŒïŒăâŠâŠïŒïŒïŒïŒă
ăShiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiită [Note: Exactly what I would say]
ăShould I disappear from this world?!!! Itâs your fault that I have to do a life experiment by putting my body on the line!! Mou, canât you treat me a bit kinder already!? Please be serious , ooohh!ă
ăIâŠâŠ did my bestâŠâŠ everyone, from everything thank youâŠ!!ă
Now after saying my last words, I put this dark purple dangerous mushroom in my mouth. Is this the vision everyone sees in the end when they die? I see revolving lanterns, but the quality is more real than that of an illusion. But, seriously, what should I do with this dangerous thing? I know I shouldnât eat it. Maaaan. It would become a problem when I have to eat it, isnât it? Currently there is something else to eat. There are two things, medicinal grass and seed of evolution which is already gone. I have searched for something to eat even if it is a little before the fear of starvation makes me think it twice.
By the way, for some reason after eating one seed of evolution, I became fullâŠâŠ
ăAs I thought. Stop!ă
Itâs scary! Super scary!! Is it ultra poisonous?! If I eat this joking, I will die right?!
ăItâs useless⊠I am not confident at all. If I donât tell this to someone, this anxiety wonât disappearâŠă
In the first place will it even make a person sad if I die? For example my parents, friends, loverâŠ
ăI donât have parents!!! Very few friends! And a lover? Yeah, sureâŠ!ă
Itâs dangerous. It hurts. I became sad. I, perhaps, have no living value. The moment I became negative, this type of thoughts starts popping around.
Somehow by living a difficult life, my spirit drains.
ăâŠIf I eat this, I will dieâŠă
Right now, I can say I became weird. Maybe because Iâm thinking about committing suicide? I understand the reason. Even I have thought to myself that I am an idiot.
ăâŠâŠEi!ă Munch
ăIn the end I ended eating that mushroomâŠâŠă
ăâŠâŠâŠ a,are? Nothing happened?!ă
I confirmed that I ate the mushroom. Wait, is this seriously okay? Finally, I had hit the jackpot at last!!!?
ăOhhhhhhh!!!ă
I lift both arms and somehow I feel like shouting, so I shouted. The happiness had spread all over my body.
ăFinally, my time has come!!!!!!!ă
I started dancing from joy.
ăYahooooo!!!!ă
I am seriously happy. This feeling was like having a lover!!!⊠Not that I have one.
ăFufufufufu. This time it is my win!ă
?!!
ăCough coughă I started vomiting blood.
ăâŠSeâŠseriously?ă
I sure donât have any luck. As expected, there is a 0 in the status.
ăIt canât be⊠Itâs a delayed poison?ă
No. When I think about it, the poison took effect in a short amount of time. Is it an immediate effect? In the end, it seems this time was a failure.
ăI understand⊠I knowâŠă
I was idiotically in high spirits. It is like a punch line I read somewhereâŠ! Fuck!
I collapsed on my knee.
ăCough!!! cough!!âŠbuee, bueeeâŠă
Seriously, this time is really badâŠâŠ
ăâŠâŠI will die from poison?ă
UwaaaâŠâŠ I really donât want. Starvation is unpleasant, but this is worse. Can I have a bit more pleasant death? But right now, I have this poison in my body. Seriously, in the end, I have zero luck. And just like that, I collapsed
.
ăHaa, Haaaă
I canât breathe properly. My body wonât respond. Even with the detoxification grass, I wonât make it. With [Analyze], it says it can heal injuries. After all poison has to be cured by poison grassâŠor antidote grass? It doesnât matter.
ăCough!!⊠If this is gonna be the end⊠I will eat thisâŠă
I just put forth some willpower and took two seeds of evolution out from an item box.
ăEh⊠thanks to this, I had managed to surviveâŠă
So, in this collapsed state, I quietly watched the seed of evolution that was in front of me. True. If that smart monkey hadnât dropped this, by this time I should have become a corpse. Even though they taste horrible, this thing did satisfy my belly. This week I didnât suffer from a lack of food thanks to this seed. Seriously I am thankful to this seedâŠâŠ In the end, I didnât understand its effect.
ă⊠Thanks for giving so many thing to a person like meă
After saying that, I put the seed of evolution into my mouth. Munch, munch, munchâŠâŠ I ate one seed of evolution. Ahhh somehow I can eat another one. Munch, munchâŠâŠ I ate the last seed of evolutionâŠâŠ
ăI am completely ok!ă
I awake suddenly. What the hell happened!? Just now I was about to die! Somehow after eating the seed of evolution, I started felling well butâŠ!!
ăcho! What about the deadly atmosphere that was there? Soo embarrassing!ă
I started blushing! What the hell! It hurts! Where did the poison go? While burning with shame, I thought of a hypothesis.
ăâŠâŠIt canât be. That [seed of evolution]âs effect, noâŠ?ă
But, the fact is that after eating it, the poison in my body vanished⊠Seriously?
ăH-Hey, wait. If it were trueâŠâŠă
Now I donât have more seeds in my handsâŠâŠ
ăUEEEEEEGH!!! Throw up! 1 is fine!ă I throw up with all my strength. ăWell, yes, yes, oh!ă
I try my best to throw up the seed of evolution I just ate.
ăGET OOOUTTT!ă There was seriously an effect to erase the poison; I should have just eaten one!!!
Wait, now that I think about it, it had quite the amazing effect even when I was starving as well! At that time, to reach the seed of evolution, I had broken my nails while starving and blood was flowing from my nails. Without realizing, the wound was gone. I wanted to return to before I ate the seed of evolution.
ăMooo, I am a big idiot!!! I want to punch the me before I ate the seed of evolution and stop me!ă
âŠAh, if that the case, I might as well return before I eat the mushroom. That way I wouldnât be in this mess.
ăâŠâŠ Haaa. Moo, now that I ate it, I give upâŠă
A voice then told me that the skill [poison resistance] has been acquired and Skill [Analyze] evolved into [Intermediate level Analyze], a voice I have been hearing in my head recently. Wait, I wonder whose voice it was.
ăWait a bit, [Analyze] evolved in [Intermediate level Analyze]?ă
Until now, like the skill [poison resistance], a new skill has been learned, but now in my head, the voice I heard said, ăRank Up to [Intermediate level Analyze].ă
ăI donât understandâŠă
So while I said that, I opened my status.
«Hiiragi Seiichi»
Race: Ultimate potential hidden in mankind
Gender: Male
Occupation: Unfortunate homeless
Age: 17
Level: 1
Magic: 17
ATK: 1
Defense: 1
Agility: 1
Magic attack: 1
Magic defense: 1
Luck: 0
Charm;
«Equipment»
Ultimate weapon: the school uniform. Ultimate weapon: the student pants. Underwear of sure death. Shirt of sure death.
A,Are? A lot of thing changed? The race is now human and the gender had become male⊠However, about the ultimate potential hidden in mankind or so it say, I think itâs exaggerating a lot. Ultimate potential, eh. But as always, nothing is written in charm. ItâŠitâs not like I am sad, okay!
«Skill»âs turn. [Analyze] had disappeared and [Intermediate level Analyze] appeared in its place. Now I can learn more from using the skill. [Intermediate level Analyze]⊠I can learn more than analyze. Moreover a new resistance [Poison Resistance] was added. Moreover it prevents poisoning.
ăThis is amazing!!! Super amazing!!!ă
Poison resistance is a god send! Thank to this, I can eat the food around here⊠How desperate was I. Putting this aside, now I canât eat the seed of evolution anymore.
Above all, I am thankful for [Intermediate level Analyze]. Now the â?â I saw before should show up lessâŠ
Finally «Status»âs turn, what does it mean by Evolution x MAX?
Now that I donât have another evolution, I canât learn about the new [Intermediate level Analyze]âŠ
ăWell, this time the result is that I survived thată
I alone cheered for myself. In short, stop thinking because I donât know!! Being alive is wonderful! Only, in that moment, I completely forgot. That was-
ăukyakkyakkya!ă
ăeh?ă
Near me, a clever monkey stood.
Why?
If I think, I will understand it.
ăâŠâŠă
I made too much noise!!!!
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