After being transported, all Iâve done is wander aimlessly through this forest. Iâve spent the better part of an hour doing so. I had no choice but to empty my bladder in the middle of a thicket, and even after that I still did nothing but wander aimlessly.
And now my feet were at their limit. I wasnât even wearing proper shoes, you know? I left my outdoor shoes in my lockerâŚ! I only had my flimsy indoor shoes on me.
Besides, itâs harsh for a fatty to walk in a forest for an hour. Canât I do anything about this? No, probably not.
ââŚand man, Iâm starvedâŚâ
I was insanely famished. How much longer do I gotta walk in circles? The hunger was gnawing at me.
âI-is there anything that looks edibleâŚâ
After I said that I looked all around the vicinity, and I didnât even see one insect, let alone any animals. There werenât even any nuts, berries, or mushrooms.
âOh no, am I gonna die of starvation? âŚThis canât be!â
It was hard to keep my stress under control all by myself.
âMotherfuckinââŚfoooooooooooood!â
I kinda felt like yelling, so I did. Even so, it didnât calm me down.
âFoood! Gimme some foooooooooooood!â
I scream my lungs out. It was even kinda fun. But itâs probably too late. As I was doing stupid things, there was a sudden rustling in the thicket.
âIs it food?!â
I thought aloud and hurried to the thicket.
âGraaaaaawrâŚâ
ââŚOH SH*TâŚâ
There was a huge-ass wolf right in front of me.
âArooooooooâŚâ
âIâm sorry!! Forgive me!!â
I have no idea why, but I was prostrating myself in front of this wolf.
What else was I supposed to do?! Thereâs a 5m(15ft)-long gray wolf right here! Scaring the sh*t out of me with its hungry eyes! It gets even scarier when I see the fangs peeking out behind its lips!
Iâm fuckinâ scared! Thatâs why Iâm prostrating myself. It kinda seems like it might forgive meâŚ?
âGraaaawr!â
âFiguresâŚ?!â
In the end my prostration was useless, and the wolf was ready to pounce me.
Since I was already prostrated on the ground I rolled as hard as I could, and somehow dodged the attack.
âEeek! Jesus Fuckinâ Christ!!â
Sh*t, I just got to this world. Good thing I already peedâŚ! Otherwise I would have pissed myself!
âGraaaaawâŚâ
The wolf seemed surprised that I was able to dodge, and cautiously kept its distance.
But it appeared that rather than looking at me as âpreyâ, it was thinking more along the lines of âwhat is this thing?â, like a curious baby who had to mouth everything.
I mean, it looks like the wolfâs eyes are full of curiosity, though I have no idea why.
Yeesh, I was the one looking for food, now Iâm suddenly gonna be the foodâŚsomeone help me!
As if my wish was granted, I could hear a rustling from the thicket on the other side.
âIs it my savior?!â
My tension was maxxed as I turned to look behind me.
âGraaaaawrâŚâ
ââŚOH SH*TâŚâ
That was the second âOH SH*Tâ of the day.
This sucks so bad! Already a second encounter?! I gotta get out of here! I am so dead!
âHey! If youâre gonna eat then do it already! âŚPlease be gentle?â
I laid face up, arms out, and legs spread eagle.
Butâ
âGraaoo graw!â
âGraaaawrâŚAwoon!â
For some reason the other wolf was picking a fight.
âAwoowoowoo!â
âGruaawr!â
I try my hand at translating.
ââ
â
Or something like that, probably.
âŚâŚ
ââŚBetter run.â
While the wolves were preoccupied with each other, I took the chance to quietly escape.
âââ
âT-this sucksâŚâ
Grumblerumble
My stomach has been yelling at me for a while now.
I somehow managed to avoid the Dead-End where Iâm eaten by wolves. Iâve spent the last 3 days sleeping in a tree I somehow managed to climb, and hid desperately from wolves and the like.
I canât even drink water in this situation.
I barely have the energy to move anymore, much less climb a tree.
Again today there was no sign of creatures to eat, and I aimlessly searched for nuts, berries, and mushrooms.
ââŚAm I reallyâŚgonna die?â
Iâm known as the guy who always stays positive, but right now Iâm feeling nothing but depressed.
Iâm a fatty, enduring 5 days without food is tough.
Worst case scenario, I could eat the weeds growing around here and munch on the overgrown leaves. Even dirt would be better than nothing. I just want something in my mouth.
ââŚAh, this bitesâŚâ
Right as I said that my energy fully depleted, and I face-planted on the ground.
ââŚâŚâ
My face hurt like a bitch, but I didnât have time to care about it.
âMan, if I donât get some food quick IâllâŚâ
I hurriedly moved just my head and bit a chunk of the ground.
âGeh?!â
S-so hardâŚ
I couldnât sink my teeth in at all, the ground was so hard.
âItâs allâŚoverâŚâ
I mumbled. It was finally time for me to close my eyes.
ââŚmm?â
I could hear some creatures making a racket.
The noise seemed headed in my direction.
â-Eee!â
â-Eee eee eee!â
âGraaawr!â
I casually glanced in the direction of the sounds.
What I saw was a troop of monkeys running like mad while carrying an armload of fruits and nuts each. They were being chased by wolves, likely the same ones I evaded five days ago.
âEee! Ee oo ee!â
âGya gya gya!â
âGraaoooooooo!â
I heard something fall.
The monkeys paid me no heed as they passed by overhead.
And it sounded like they dropped something.
âHahahahaha!â
The wolf was distracted by the monkeys and ran right past me.
âW-what is it?â
Even though I wondered, I didnât have enough brain power to process it, I was that exhausted.
âAt leastâŚif eating it is gonna kill me, thatâd be better than starvation, right?â
I unconsciously ask myself.
But since Iâm alone there was no answer.
âHahaâŚâ
Somehow a natural smile floated to my face
Looking back on it, I didnât have a very good life.
I was already being bullied in kindergarten. Then Elementary school, Middle school, and even into High school it continued.
I was bullied in a lot of ways. I was beaten, my possessions hidden, subjected to vandalism, got water dumped on meâŚand even more vicious acts.
Despite all that, I managed to remain positive, probably because there were still people out there that treated me like a human being.
It may not have been a very good life. But, the people who treated my kindly, conversed with me, played with me, touched me even⌠The greatest treasure in my lousy life was that âFriendshipâ that always remained a part of me.
Hino from the class next door was like that. Along with Shouta and Kenji. Even though our classes and grade levels were different, Kannazuki-sempai and Miwa too⌠There were plenty of other people in the same school that treated me normally too.
None of them treated me as something less than human. Itâs a possibility they just did that to make themselves look better. ButâŚI was still happy they treated me like a normal person.
And I got along well with my family. Though after Mom and Dad passed away, relations with my relatives became worse over the inheritanceâŚ
So I chose to live alone and to protect my inheritance. Uncle Ichio ended up becoming my legal guardian though.
In the end I used my parentâs inheritance to do whatever I wanted, and became fat and uglyâŚitâs entirely my own fault.
It wasnât my life that was all that lousy, it was myself.
âHahahaâŚIâm really running on emptyâŚâ
So this is what dying feels likeâŚI donât like it. At all.
If I died, I wonder if anyone will cryâŚor be sad?
I think the world of my friends, but I donât want it to be a one way street.
As I was slowly losing consciousness, I looked toward what had dropped.
ââŚHahaâŚa tree nut, fellâŚâ
With my vision getting hazy, I saw the nut that had fallen by the wayside.
âŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ
âŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ
âŚâŚâŚâŚ
âŚâŚâŚeh, tree nut?
â?!â
I was suddenly fully conscious.
âI-itâs really a nut.â
Yes, what landed before my eyes is an honest to God, nut.
I have no idea what kind of nut it is.
But it was light brown and shaped like a rugby ball, it couldnât be anything but a nut.
A tree nut. A real tree nut.
Itâs just what Iâve been waiting for.
F-O-O-D!
âFooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!â
I had been on the edge of Hell itself, now I was crawling across the ground for all I was worth.
I had no idea where this last burst of energy came from.
But even so, I clawed the ground while crawling forward.
My goal, the nut right in front of me.
Was it my survival instinct kicking in? I could see nothing but the foodstuff as I crawled on without shame or care.
âooooOOOOOO!!â
And thenâmy hand finally touched the nut.
â!â
I grasp the nut tightly. I seize it.
This is my food now. I wonât give it to anyone else. âŚEven if it was originally the weird monkeyâs food.
I gripped it with unusual strength.
I then hold it up in front of my face.
My nails were bleeding from gripping the ground so hard. It actually hurt pretty bad.
But other than that, I was too captivated by the food.
Just to be absolutely certain, I use the âAnalyzeâ skill on the tree nut.
[Seed of Evolution]
The Analysis could only reveal the name.
There is some information about an effect, but like the time I Analyzed Aoyama, it was all garbled and unreadable.
But at least it didnât seem poisonous. Then thereâs only one course of action left for me to take.
ââŚTime to eat!â
With every bit of my strength, I munch on that so-called Seed of Evolution whatsit.
It looked like a light brown rugby ball, and I thought it would be hard and taste like an almond.
However-
âItâŚtastes like sh*tâŚâ
It was a terribly awful taste.
Unnaturally so.
Man, why was that monkey even making this part of its diet? Is there something wrong with its tastebuds?
But itâs still precious food. I wonât complain. I eat the whole thing.
Normally, I would have stopped eating it, but right now I devour it without a second thought.
As I was eating, I noticed something.
ââŚMy nailsâŚhealed?â
Yes, at some point, my nails that were bent and broken had completely healed.
And even though I only ate just one Seed of Evolution, my stomach was feeling full.
And then I finally finished eating the rest.
âAaahhâŚthat tasted terrible!â
I rubbed my belly as I said so.
ăThe Seed of Evolutionâs effect has been activatedă
I heard a voice in my head say.
Wha? Effect? What kind ofâŚ
I thought something would happen, so I stayed still.
âŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ
âŚâŚâŚâŚ
âŚâŚ
âNothingâs happening?!â
Nothing happened at all.
Stop messing with me! I decide to check my stats just in case, but itâs still just a beautiful line up of freaking 1s! You got something else to say?!
Well, I guess that means I donât have to worry over every single thing I eat. Right now Iâm full and alive and should just appreciate those two things.
âOookayâŚWhatâll I do now?â
If I just wander aimlessly again, itâll just be a repeat of before.
âAt least I know creatures do live here. For now I should try to find where they live.â
Those wolves are scary, but it could be okay to approach the strange monkeys.
Plus, I fear Iâll probably die if I donât get a move on, which is the last thing I want.
I donât want to regret anything. I want to survive with my heart intact.
The first step is to get closer to the monkeys, find out their feeding grounds and secure a food source.
âNow that I know what to doâŚMission start!â
Iâm filled with determination to reach my goal of surviving this harsh place and getting food.
âŚBut before that, I have some business to take care of. Since Iâm about to sh*t myself!
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